Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

I'm guessing this guy wanted to talk to an actual respected, practicing lawyer rather than someone who plays one on stream.

Yeah, but why go all the way to Mar-a-Lago for that? He could just talk to Sean for free.

Oh, wait.

 

[JudyGemstone]

I didn't know there was a Hot Topic in Willmar...

 

[Captain Manning]

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I didn't know there was a Hot Topic in Willmar...

What the fuck is even that room they are in? The walls look like they suffered water damage, and there's poop smeared on the ground behind Nick.

Am I the only one seeing this?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

What the fuck is even that room they are in? The walls look like they suffered water damage, and there's poop smeared on the ground behind Nick.

Am I the only one seeing this?

Looks like they're in front of some kind of art piece. The water damage looks like a shadow from said art piece.

Edit: Looks like a fountain?

 

[GaryGray]

Also the blue cuck ring. Reminds me of the one Scalfani wears.

It is bizarre he wears the silicon ring in place of a traditional one. Usually someone wears a silicon ring if they work with their hands. Nick sits at home on the computer there is no risk to the ring. The ring works against him since it stands out and draws ones eyes to his hand every time he brings his glass into frame.

 

[Kopasea]

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I didn't know there was a Hot Topic in Willmar...

I'm just waiting to find out if a belt like that has swinger implications like his black ring on his right hand

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm just waiting to find out if a belt like that has swinger implications like his black ring on his right hand

The information I could find on the Internet suggests that all it signifies is that you are "punk" or post-punk emo.

Example (from Urban Dictionary):

I don't think it signifies anything in his case, aside from the fact his fashion sense is god awful. We've seen this before. The light tennis shoes in the courthouse, the "faggot ass shirt," the cheap abomination he wore during his stand up routine, etc.

 

[Owlbear]

Someone tell Rekieta about hanky code and see what color he wears and which pocket. Of course, now that it's on his thread, we don't need to touch the cow, he'll just read it himself.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

What the fuck is even that room they are in? The walls look like they suffered water damage, and there's poop smeared on the ground behind Nick.

Am I the only one seeing this?

You talking about the room, or Nick's asscheeks?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The information I could find on the Internet suggests that all it signifies that you are a "punk" or post-punk emo.

Example (from Urban Dictionary):
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I don't think it signifies anything in his case, aside from the fact his fashion sense is god awful. We've seen this before. The light tennis shoes in the courthouse, the "faggot ass shirt," the cheap abomination he wore during his stand up routine, etc.

In the past, I think he's said he subscribes to one of those "we send you clothes every month" "personal shopper" services/subscriptions. (Someone correct me if I'm wrong.) It would explain why he looks like he's shopping out of a Ross remainder bin. I think he's said the gay Luke Skywalker jacket and the rainbow pride wife beater came from there. I wouldn't be surprised if anything of his that isn't a t-shirt came from it. No time for shopping when he can go to the Cities for a happy ending and some speed.

 

[Geared Chris]

Looks like they're in front of some kind of art piece. The water damage looks like a shadow from said art piece.

Edit: Looks like a fountain?

Seems so.

Source

 

[Shagedan]

Good Lawgic has been consistently out preforming Nick for the last few weeks. When the CO Trump trial is added he is outright kicking Nick's ass.
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Last night he smoked Nick rumble+yt numbers just on yt and in only 2 hours.
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https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCKzav7yI1Vgbr_PEJ5HvyTw/videos

Classic Jewish story of having to kiss the ass of the big dog until God knocks him down and gives his chosen a chance to fuck it all up. Here’s hoping Ol’ Repo Joe lands soft.

 

[elb]

In the past, I think he's said he subscribes to one of those "we send you clothes every month" "personal shopper" services/subscriptions. (Someone correct me if I'm wrong.)

Stitchfix. I thought I had a clip from when he first brought it up but I must’ve deleted it instead of posting. Personally, I’ve used the service and it’s a lot of name brand along with their own clothing line (which I thought was decent quality)

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

You know Nick is midlife crisising because he's dressed in an outfit that would be super sharp when he was 20. Midlife crisis and drug induced brain damage is a hell of a combo.

I'm sorry that I have to go full optimistic but:

A formal event with Black(?) leather jacket that goes past the waist with a fucking wine-ish colored shirt, studded belt, and dark beige-ish pants with black sneakers with white soles. No matching colors, not even following the most basic of rules like matching belt and shoes.

If he wanted to go eccentric, you can do it while actually looking good/formal, but this Balldoman fails even at that.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

I'm sorry that I have to go full optimistic but:

A formal event with Black(?) leather jacket that goes past the waist with a fucking wine-ish colored shirt, studded belt, and dark beige-ish pants with black sneakers with white soles. No matching colors, not even following the most basic of rules like matching belt and shoes.

If he wanted to go eccentric, you can do it while actually looking good/formal, but this Balldoman fails even at that.

I wouldn't have let him through the door with that outfit, everyone is decked out in their best Armani suites and this dude comes in looking like a teacher.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Dropping another parody that I think you guys would appreciate.

I don't like Monti
Parody of I don't like Mondays by the boomtown Rats
Parody by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
Lagavulin sipped, his mind in decay
A lawyer's ebeg grift is in disarray
And nobody is going to locals today
He's going to shout nigger on rumble
And Nicky doesn't understand it
His career hasn't been good as gold
And he see no reason
cause there are no reason
What reason would he need to be sober

(Chorus)
(Tell me why)
I don't like monti
(Tell me why)
I don't like monti
(Tell me why)
I don't like monti
He's gonna shove a balldo
To silence the Karen's

(Verse 2)
A superchat machine that used to print green
A family man streams to the world
Former fans feels shocked
Former friends are rocked
What happened to their whiskey drinking grifter
2023 ain't so clean
When a lawyer's balldo ad was met with defeat
He can see theres no reason
Cause they are no reason
What reason do you need

(Chorus)
(Tell me why)
I don't like monti
(Tell me why)
I don't like monti
(Tell me why)
I don't like monti
He's gonna shove a balldo
To silence the Karen's, Karen's Karen's Karen's
Slicence them down

(Bridge)
Engagement on X stopped is it a shadowban
He was meant to farm ragebucks
And the stream end early to hash on the tub and the lesson is
How to get cucked
And then the screeching hackles
And the casino cackles
Streaming about the how's and whys?
And he sees no reason
'cause there are no reasons
What reasons does an opposition defiant lawyer get sued, sued, sued

(Verse 1)
Lagavulin sipped, his mind in decay
A lawyer's ebeg grift is in disarray
And nobody is going to locals today
He's going to shout nigger on rumble
And Nicky doesn't understand it
His career hasn't been good as gold
And he see no reason
cause there are no reason
What reason would he need to be sober

(chorus)
(Tell me why)
I don't like monti
(Tell me why)
I don't like monti
(Tell me why)
(I don't like, I don't like)
(Tell me why)
I don't like monti
(Tell me why)
I don't like monti
(I don't like I don't like)
(Tell me why)
I don't like monti
(Tell me why)
I don't like monti
He's gonna shove a balldo
To silence the Karen's

(Outro)
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

 

[AnOminous]

'Grooming' is NOT a legal term. You cannot legally 'groom' someone. Ergo, Drexel cannot be a groomer.

CHECKMATE KAREN FARMS!

"Practice, lawcel." KIWI FARMS IN A MONTH

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

I rarely check in here lately, the thread is going at such speed and Nicholas has somehow managed to combine the cattiness of a high school girl with the insidiousness and dishonesty of the worst troons out there, succeeding in making him more insufferable than I, and probably most of us, ever thought possible.

That look could however work for him, but he has three big problems that just makes him look like a buffoon at the moment:
1. The way a leather jacket emphasizes traps/shoulders really brings focus to his nonexistent leg muscles in turn making him look like the non-practitioner of any and all physical activity with alcoholic myopathy that he is, even more so paired with pants so slim one would be justified in calling them gay mans pants. If you really want to be lazy with the pants and not wear some decent dress pants that actually fit you, go for some decent jeans. Rather than something that wrinkles and folds on your shoes and ankles as if they were loaded with so much shit. A pair of jeans is not going to make your midlife crisis any less obvious but at least you would look less like a homosexual beanpole.
2. The belt absolutely screams emo teen, midlife crisis, as well as homosexual, all at the same time, almost impressive to be fair. At this point I would not put it past him for it to be something that identifies him to... "Communities" with certain inclinations.
3. For that look to be passable at his age you would need some classy shoes, some proper and well maintained leather ones with dark soles. Something an actual adult man with a modicum of self respect would wear to higher profile events.

Spoiler: Non-Practicing in Law, Christianity, Monogamy, and Heterosexuality alike.

That hairline is unedited by the way, the angle is just that good.
edit: Forgot to mention the hairline.

 

[AnOminous]

IMO, "old Nick" wouldn't be caught dead defending Cuties, defending Vito, or shilling Redo of Healer.

Old Nick would have told New Nick to face the wall.

That is, if Old Nick even existed and wasn't just a mirage.

Yet Viva is a bigger man than Nick.

Just like Eric July is black, and is a black man, while Nick is white, and is a nigger, Viva is 5'5" and a chad, and Nick is over six feet and is a manlet.

sex with a girl you know at 12 years old, six years later is disgusting. at 18, she still sees you as an authority figure. drexel, like any grown man, knows this and did not care.

Even at 20 it's still disgusting. I'm not sure how long it would take to get the creep off it, but nothing lower than 30 imo. Unless it's a girl you knew at 12 years old when you were also 12 years old or something like that.

i cannot recall a photo of him without a glass of alcohol in his hand. is this now a bit with him where he will always be photoed with alcohol?

Don't you incels know he's a mature adult man? What real man isn't constantly falling down drooling drunk?

But publicly obsessing about why the boy with the soft eyes is ignoring you? That's as gay as anything I can imagine.

Hell hath no fury like a faggot spurned.

And then Nick randomly comes out with his takes on ‘pegging’. He’s talked about it twice now from what I’ve seen and has said you should never do it because the woman will never see you as a man afterwards really highlighted that it means the woman can’t respect you.

And from all the shit this liar has condemned and then turned out to have done, it's a near certainty that either he actually has been pegged by Kayla or jerks off to a fantasy of it.

You know Nick is midlife crisising because he's dressed in an outfit that would be super sharp when he was 20.

No it wouldn't. It would still be some gay-ass shit. But the insouciance of wearing "I don't give a shit" clothing at 20 would be sharp.

I wouldn't be surprised if anything of his that isn't a t-shirt came from it. No time for shopping when he can go to the Cities for a happy ending and some speed.

Excuse me, El Duderino, Nick only goes to the city at 3 a.m. for "beef jerky." I'm not sure what exactly that means but I think it's his euphemism for black cock.

 

[Pomniman]

His speech patterns are so faggy and annoying at this point that I can barely even hatewatch him anymore without being overcome with the urge to buy him a plane ticket to Iran so they can throw him off the nearest roof.