Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Man, you should have followed the Tranch thread in it's glory days. Had tons of users coming up with a lot of useful advice on running their scam ranch. That's the beauty of this site. There are so many autists all in to different things with so much knowledge that you can learn a lot just by reading the threads.

This thread was born out of the grifting wars threads.

We've all learned how to be bougje poor too

 

[Terfatron]

I was wondering why it had jumped 5 pages since yesterday and why people kept asking why he "just don't have a septic tank!!".

Oh, the newfags from featured came rolling in.

Carry on I guess.

I'm still not over polissas filter use and how it struggles to hell and back just to attach to her gigantic moonface
She should just use AI filters at this point, I'm here for it.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Amusing as it is to read the FB argument my only real concern is public safety. Neither one of these fucking imbeciles knows how to drive and both have caused numerous wrecks. Now, just picture them crashing and killing an entire family because Pork' has anxiety and Joh has zero impulse control. They're a menace.

I was recently part of class action suit and my "settlement" was $3.50.

 

[FarmVille]

After all, if Josh succeeds at getting his license, and a vehicle, he'll have the option of driving away for good, and she can't have that.

Even someone as dumb as Polissa knows null has a better chance being elected president than Joh getting his license.

Look at her trying to placate his retarded chimp out by saying he’ll get a car from mattress settlement money.

Even in Polissa’s empty skull where she’s getting some big payout 100% of that money has already been allocated to plastic shit on Amazon.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Happy 500 pages!

Anyway as a blast from the past, Polissa blames her car "wreaks" on brain fog, because apparently brain fog makes red lights green now.




For the newfags: Polissa refuses to live in section 8 because they would force her to clean up and not have a dozen cats. She dug this metaphorical hole for herself, even though she's too lazy to dig a literal hole to shit in.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Here is Josh and Polissa having a heated discussion about their driving habits, featuring Josh's sister Samantha as mediator.

(For those coming in from the featured thread link, "Wade Parker" is an alternate account Josh created for whenever his main gets sent to Facebook Jail for losing his shit on someone. Which is often.)

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The best part of this exchange is how he openly and shamelessly expresses his belief that it is Polissa's responsibility "as [his] wife to do what [she's] supposed to to help [him] succeed!!!!" In theory, I think it is true that good partners support each other and have one another's best interests in mind, but ultimately, Joh is the only person responsible for Joh's well-being and success. Not even the most devoted, loving partner can help someone who refuses to help himself, and Polissa not either of those things. Even if you love someone with all your heart, it's really unwise to allow yourself to become collateral damage for his self-destruction.

It's also ridiculous that he thinks not having a driver's license is the only thing making him unemployable or holding him back from accomplishing his goals. Obviously, he's correct that his lacking a valid license means he won't be hired for jobs requiring one, but plenty of people have gainful and even fulfilling employment without driving. I mentioned much earlier in the thread that I inwardly roll my eyes when I see people claim that where they live, one absolutely, unequivocally needs to be able to drive. That's often demonstrably untrue, and in this case, it's yet another data point suggesting that Joh and Polissa are entitled, petulant diaper-babies. Millions and millions of people of all income levels and walks of life figure out how to function in society without access to a private vehicle. It's not always voluntary, and sometimes you must deal with inconveniences and hardship, but when you literally do not have a pot to piss in, immediate drastic action is required. Dwelling on how it's everyone else's fault might make you feel better in the moment, but you could instead devote that energy to addressing the actual problem. For Joh, maybe that means learning to drive with or without Polissa's help, or maybe it means focusing on a new "dream job".

I know, I know - it's not that Joh and Polissa can't; it's that they won't. Still, though, how incredibly frustrating both of these morons are. I hope they do wind up getting divorced, because neither of them will be able to help dragging the other non-stop on their social media, and that sounds pretty entertaining for us.

Finally, when Polissa comments about "the settlement", is she referring to the mattress class action lawsuit? Please, please, tell me that's what she means.

I hope their snake is keeping warm during these colder months

It's always warm and cozy over the Rainbow Bridge.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

Finally, when Polissa comments about "the settlement", is she referring to the mattress class action lawsuit? Please, please, tell me that's what she means.

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Sauce, with the "Toddly Sure-Thing, Git-Ritch-Kwick, Mattress Windfall" timeline, for y'all ignorant, doubtful NYC basement-dwelling shitlord Nulls:

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Jul 6, 2023​

the social media extravaganza will be when Polissa receives her $8 mattress settlement check in the mail

It might be closer to $0.08.

In regards to the cryptic tweet, Polissa wants to divorce Josh... using the COPD mattress money if he doesn't get therapy (for his anger issues) to fund it.

Not to mention, class action lawsuits don't pay the same amount to everyone. People get compensated more or less based on the extent of their damages. Polissa admits she doesn't have evidence of buying the mattress at all, so she's probably gonna get jack shit compared to someone who actually documented their claims thoroughly.



lol "epmly"

...so, Pissa not only has no receipt, but she also chucked the offending mattress out so no way to provide the required pix of the vexatious item of furnishing.

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Jul 11, 2022​

This is her mentioning the mattress lawsuit and hoping for teh monies in June 2022:

The dog getting COPD is a whole new claim though.

Po'Lissa in July of 2022: "Halp is Coming Soon, y'all!"...

NOTE: All these dreams of "pie mattress in the sky windfall money" t'was over a whole-ass year ago and Po'lissa is still banking on those big, fat, schweet-schweet, free lolsuit bux!

...when the actual payout for applicants in these types of class-action torts probably amounts to cents rather than dollars.

Spoiler: Say it along with me, frens...

 

[Glowie]

Well, we were wrong. Josh and Polissa are not shitting in a bucket.

They are shitting in bags.

Straight from Joh himself:

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This pair owns the pig pen that they live in or do they rent the place? Landlords would lords would people like these two just about everywhere

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I was wondering why it had jumped 5 pages since yesterday and why people kept asking why he "just don't have a septic tank!!".

I don't want to tell anyone else how to post, but if you visit any kiwifarms thread and find yourself asking something like why the lolcow doesn't have a septic tank, you should assume there are well documented reasons but not sensible ones.

 

[Spunt]

It's also ridiculous that he thinks not having a driver's license is the only thing making him unemployable or holding him back from accomplishing his goals. Obviously, he's correct that his lacking a valid license means he won't be hired for jobs requiring one, but plenty of people have gainful and even fulfilling employment without driving. I mentioned much earlier in the thread that I inwardly roll my eyes when I see people claim that where they live, one absolutely, unequivocally needs to be able to drive. That's often demonstrably untrue, and in this case, it's yet another data point suggesting that Joh and Polissa are entitled, petulant diaper-babies. Millions and millions of people of all income levels and walks of life figure out how to function in society without access to a private vehicle. It's not always voluntary, and sometimes you must deal with inconveniences and hardship, but when you literally do not have a pot to piss in, immediate drastic action is required. Dwelling on how it's everyone else's fault might make you feel better in the moment, but you could instead devote that energy to addressing the actual problem. For Joh, maybe that means learning to drive with or without Polissa's help, or maybe it means focusing on a new "dream job".

More direct evidence is that every few months Joh does actually get a job, and presumably cobbles together some means of getting to it. But in the years I've followed his thread I've never seen him hold one down for more than 3 or 4 weeks tops before he gets into a fight with his co-workers and gets fired. Of course those fights are never his fault, he just has the extreme misfortune to be placed in a situation that 90+% of people have never been in literally every time he goes to work. Woe is Joh, cursed by fate to be forever surrounded by assholes who force him to pre-emptively defend himself.

Landlords would lords would people like these two just about everywhere

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[Meowzers]

This pair owns the pig pen that they live in or do they rent the place? Landlords would lords would people like these two just about everywhere

tl;dr for you and other newfags to the campbell saga-
they lived for years in a gross rented house that they completely trashed with their hoarded cats and general nastiness and stupidity and blamed their slumlord of a landlord for everything, but they at least had plumbing and electricity. pissa has some "family land" where an auntie or meemaw or something, idr which, had an abandoned trailer house that once was used to house foster kids but had been rotting away in the middle of nowhere for years full of garbage. the trumpet memes come from a photo she shared where the nasty bathroom inexplicably had a rusted trumpet in the bathtub. pissa decided that living there would be an improvement to their shithole despite it having no plumbing, electricity, and was rotting apart at the seams. she begged on twitter to help ~make this house a home~ with sticker tiles to cover up the rotting floor, but no help came. so now here we are, shitting in bags, but at least they're free from that opressive slumlord.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Is there any hope for Josh, such as work programs for low functioning people or thr terminally underemployed or something, where he could have a wrangler?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Is there any hope for Josh, such as work programs for low functioning people or thr terminally underemployed or something, where he could have a wrangler?

Even if such a thing existed Joh would never take part in it. He's too proud to accept that kind of thing and too stupid to realize his own arrogance is hurting him. He'd rather be a terminally unemployed moron with anger issues than ever improve himself.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Landlords would lords would people like these two just about everywhere

English, motherfucker—do you speak it?

pissa decided that living there would be an improvement to their shithole despite it having no plumbing, electricity, and was rotting apart at the seams. she begged on twitter to help ~make this house a home~ with sticker tiles to cover up the rotting floor, but no help came. so now here we are, shitting in bags, but at least they're free from that opressive slumlord.

Polissa, being completely out of touch with reality, and having no clue how anything works, and Josh, being a borderline retard, had no idea that a trailer, left empty, unmaintained, and with no climate control for years on end, was going to go to shit as badly as this one has.

Polissa just saw a free place to live, and somebody—probably her grandma—assured her that various men in the family would be delighted to spend their spare time fixing it up for her.

All she had to do was pay for the materials, which, because she has no idea how much anything costs, she imagined was mostly just enough cheap peel-and-stick vinyl tiles to cover the floors, and a full set of nice new kitchen cabinets from the Habitat for Humanity store.

That it might be full of mold, that the subfloor might be rotting, that the plumbing had burst during a freeze (because her aunt, who owns it, didn't bother to drain it), or that rodents may have got inside the walls and damaged the electrical system? That thought never flitted through either of their heads.

To Josh's credit, he tried fixing the plumbing, but he soon hit the farthest reaches of his meager skillset—after throwing a tardrage at whichever of Polissa's relatives was going to help, because the guy's life and schedule didn't revolve around thrir sorry asses. And thus, the trailer rehab project came to a halt.

Is there any hope for Josh, such as work programs for low functioning people or thr terminally underemployed or something, where he could have a wrangler?

Honestly, there should be, but the best social, medical, and occupational services he'll ever have access to will be if he ends up in prison. And I don't think he'll end up there; all of his rages seem to involve mad bellowing, and occasionally taking it out on objects, rather than people. He's a hothead, but he's not vicious, and I'm taking the fact that, in over a decade together, he's never hit Polissa hard enough for her to fear him as proof of that.

The poor dummy's just got to tard his way through life, unwrangled.

 

[Blerg]

In celebration of 500, my favorite part about this thread is the one that spun off it with meal ideas for farmers who have the poors. Polissa would benefit from everything said here, but especially there - and yet she won’t. Cheap foods like generic brands and shit you have to cook does not bring her as much joy as actively fighting with her dangerous liability of a life partner and decorating goddamn brooms. Can’t fix stupid, not even with a brick.

ETA this: The Unofficial Kiwi Poorfag Thread
Tanks for doing the heavy lifting, @Ben Lurkin' and @toilet_rainbow

 

[Glowie]

English, motherfucker—do you speak it?

Phoneposting is a bitch when you're half asleep. I was wondering how theses two aren't shitting up the streets, literally.

Pair of leeches expect something to land onto their laps, because Christmas is around the corner.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Phoneposting is a bitch when you're half asleep. I was wondering how theses two aren't shitting up the streets, literally.

Pair of leeches expect something to land onto their laps, because Christmas is around the corner.

Give it time and I'm sure Polissa will post a Christmas wishlist on Amazon full of chinesium crap that she desperately NEEDS to make her falling apart shit shack a "home". And like always, no help will come.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

In celebration of 500, my favorite part about this thread is the one that spun off it with meal ideas for farmers who have the poors.

Link below to this fabulous resource, curated by our clever and helpful host, Chief NYC Basement-Dwelling Null @toilet_rainbow...and contributed to with tried and true advice from many names you may recognize as "Po'lissa and Jo_h" thread regulars.

The Unofficial Kiwi Poorfag Resource Thread​

Chock full O' schmart, sensible goodness to improve your quality of life on a budget.

Have at it. Add your own pro-tips, workarounds, and wisdom.

I can't promise it will change your life...but, I can promise it might.

Remember: i"𝐭'S 𝔫0𝐭 т𝐡Ａţ ℙ𝕆'ℓ𝕀𝓢𝕊𝐀 𝓪ℕ𝔻 јⓞ_ħ!!! ¢Δη'ţ, i𝐭'𝓼 𝔟𝐄𝐜𝕒ǗŞ𝐞 т𝒽єY ωόᑎ't.​

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On the other hand...​

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...by bootstrapping initiatives (like creating our own resource thread), sourcing solid references, using basic GoogleFu, a willingness to embrace good advice, taking responsibility, add a wee dash of wit and work ethic, and armed with a modicum of common sense...​

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...ℑ𝔱'𝔰 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥y 𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔉𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔠𝔞𝔫'𝔱, 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔴𝔢 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔇o.​

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[Tetragrammaton]

so what are the odds they leave the shit bags inside or around the trailer long enough for it to be considered a biohazard and they end up getting forced out and the place gets condemned?

 

[FarmVille]

Is there any hope for Josh, such as work programs for low functioning people or thr terminally underemployed or something, where he could have a wrangler?

A man who “has” to drive into the wrong traffic lane because someone said “you’re going into the wrong lane” will not do well with a wrangler.