DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ultrapenguin]

Phillip moved to a gated community to escape this type of violence and disorder, to escape the mean streets of Connecticut, but it looks like anywhere he goes the game follows him.

First they steal your reusable bags, then they steal your life. That's how it is.

Not only does Phil have no one coming over for Thanksgiving, but his parents order him QVC food delivery. He even admitted that there would be "an interruption" to the stream yesterday because a second box of food was arriving and he'd have to waddle downstairs and collect it at some point. So no, he doesn't have to do extra shopping for Thanksgiving, but he's stupid enough to lie about it anyway.

This absolute nigger actually has the gall to get his thanksgiving dinner delivered to him. Unbelievable, food delivery services have done more to compromise the man's functionality than alcohol ever did.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Now call me weird but...

When a person says "i was robbed" it means that someone came and at knife or gun point stole from them and made off with whatever valuables. Or atleast thats what i default to when i told "i was robbed"

Now in case of dsp when he said "i was robbed" i expected that he over payed for X thing like the consumer that he is and he realized later that he couldve bought X thing cheaper. Alternatively i thought that some autorenew shit was going. Never in my detractor existence i expected ot to be about how someone "stole" his UNPAID groceries. How sad, empty and devoid is your life to reach the point where he hyped getting his groceries "stolen" what sad and miserable fat fuck.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Didn't his father actually run for or hold office as a Republican?

Kind of? He ran was a candidate for some seat on the board of education, but was never on the ballot.

Since the archive websites have not been able to get their head out of their asses for the last few months, screenshots will have to suffice.

Spoiler: David Burnell BallotPedia

The education history lines up with what is on his LinkedIn.

Spoiler: David Burnell LinkedIn (Warning: Large Image)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He's still playing Starfield? He's still playing the main quest of Starfield?

Imagine how many more games he could discover and play if he didn't spend hours every day sitting on his ass talking on stream and pretending it's a podcast.

Really, after his Ragnarok playthrough, his Skyrim playthrough, his Tears of The Kingdom playthrough, you’re surprised that he’s taken this long? Fucker tries to stretch things out to grift as much as he can, but ends up fucking himself over each time.

 

[Dances With Gout]

He's still playing Starfield? He's still playing the main quest of Starfield?

Imagine how many more games he could discover and play if he didn't spend hours every day sitting on his ass talking on stream and pretending it's a podcast.

I got bored with Starfield after completing the Crimson Fleet and Vanguard missions, I was just starting the Rangers quest line when I got distracted by Lies of P or something.

Phil says he “can’t play catch-up” and give his dents the Halloween marathon, but he can go back and dead-stare at old games if the slightest hint of tips.

Phillip moved to a gated community to escape this type of violence and disorder, to escape the mean streets of Connecticut, but it looks like anywhere he goes the game follows him.

First they steal your reusable bags, then they steal your life. That's how it is.


This absolute nigger actually has the gall to get his thanksgiving dinner delivered to him. Unbelievable, food delivery services have done more to compromise the man's functionality than alcohol ever did.

It’s a back up in case his Mo- wife fucks up the dinner, again.

 

[FaXmachine]

After thinking about it, Im honestly shocked Phil didnt blame his MomWife for the robbery of his re-useable shopping bags.

His wife wasn't even there, she was at home being fat and useless. This whole bullshit where he goes on about how important they spend time together is never backed up lol.

If she was actually there she could of gone back to the car instead or watched the shopping, whatever.

 

[DeeTracktor]

His wife wasn't even there, she was at home being fat and useless. This whole bullshit where he goes on about how important they spend time together is never backed up lol.

If she was actually there she could of gone back to the car instead or watched the shopping, whatever.

He is making the whole story up, he ordered doordash and drank gin all day whilst Khet played Skyrim. He normally has a ''Big day out'' story whilst casually dropping what he ordered from doordash when he's forgetton to pretend he was busy all day being a big boy adult with a wife, son and sucessful buisness

 

[Iron Hamster]

After thinking about it, Im honestly shocked Phil didnt blame his MomWife for the robbery of his re-useable shopping bags.

it may come yet. he may try to sneak it in with something like even khet said it wouldn't have happened if she went with me. She could have guarded the cart.

 

[Gramh]

After thinking about it, Im honestly shocked Phil didnt blame his MomWife for the robbery of his re-useable shopping bags.

Color me a dumbfuck, but wasn't the purpose of doing all their shopping on DSP's off day was that they could do the shit together? If he's out shopping alone, what are the implications here? Not to bring up Team Divorce bullshit but like, this is sketchy especially after all the "something going on behind the scenes that I can't talk about" into fake sick days into hard begging about being close to bankruptcy again into shopping cart theft story minus Kat.

 

[Scopely]

I just can't believe streets smart Phil was robbed. You'd figure after living in a crime ridden area with people shooting up heroin in the Walmart parking lot he'd learn how to not get his shit stolen. Knowing Phil those were probably premium tote bags, because more expensive means better.
Anyways the most relevant part of his unhinged rant is that he goes shopping alone while his waife plays videogames.

Color me a dumbfuck, but wasn't the purpose of doing all their shopping on DSP's off day was that they could do the shit together? If he's out shopping alone, what are the implications here? Not to bring up Team Divorce bullshit but like, this is sketchy especially after all the "something going on behind the scenes that I can't talk about" into fake sick days into hard begging about being close to bankruptcy again into shopping cart theft story minus Kat.

Probably addicted to Yakuza, or watching a lets player play through it.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Glad to see Phil once again staying out of drama and drama talk on the podcast

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Disaster presteram. Asking the dents if he should do an interview with Turkey Tom now. Repeating the new narrative that he was coerced into doing the Sidescrollers interview. Now he's coping about the title again. He's not a failure you idiots! H-he has a beautiful l-life a beautiful w-wife with a family, r-right??? He's the happiest he's ever been!

 

[Freebird]

SS retcon: He didn't want to go on a drama interview, he only did it because they offered him a spot on the cast but then they "scammed" him

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

SS retcon: He didn't want to go on a drama interview, he only did it because they offered him a spot on the cast but then they "scammed" him

Still the worst liar ever. He was on the podcast to end all the nonsense and so that he could stop addressing any drama. Literally a drama interview he was excited to be on.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Still salty about TLOU2 almost four years later

 

[Luxxx]

Phil admitting to drunk driving on multiple occasions. It's very cool when you brag to the internet how you almost killed people.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Phil admitting to drunk driving on multiple occasions. It's very cool when you brag to the internet how you almost killed people.

Can you imagine Phil gets booked for getting into a fender bender with someone on his day off because he both can’t see and is drunk? This may be my new holy grail, DSP mugshot on a non-lethal DUI offense.

>Together, we can post my bail

 

[Cardef1121]

With his luck he'd hit a bus of schoolkids and be the only survivor.

Didn't he just have an insufferably long rant the day before yesterday, during his weekly 'I'm done with the drama' rant, that'd he'd never do another interview again?

 

[grump]

It should also be mentioned, Dave Sr and Linda are also both registered Republican. So it's possible he could have followed in his parents footsteps without given it much thought.

There are solicitors who will literally bully you into registering with one or another party for some reason. I've come across them.

 

[Luxxx]

It should also be mentioned, Dave Sr and Linda are also both registered Republican. So it's possible he could have followed in his parents footsteps without given it much thought.

This is true. He's a registered Republican voter, at least in CT.

https://voterrecords.com/voter/4028838/philip-burnell