Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Phouquehead]

Also, the cup says "Fuck you Comic Con?" Did she plan on going to one? Maybe the two statements aren't connected and it's just a "Fuck you" then "Comic Con". And don't forget "kami not real". And "go to... something"? Maybe hell in weebanese?

Yes, it says "go to jigoku" along with "DO IT," (do what, punch you in the stomach penis?) "Kami not real " "Fuck you Comic Con," the kanji for male (男), and "OMG hi."

Maybe the comic con thing is because she's salty she can't go to really big cons like NYCC or SDCC and is stuck with the small ones near her town. It's something she's mentioned before about being too poor/having no friends to take her to these bigger events. It's annoying that she acts like she lives in some podunk town in the middle of nowhere where nothing happens, but from what I can see from a quick Google search, Victoria is both densely populated and has lots to do, including their own comic con coming up in January. Of course that and all the larping meetups aren't good enough for her because those people aren't sucking up to her and now they're probably trying to avoid her if they've seen her unhinged FB and tiktok posts. She'll probably never bother with another LGBTBBQ event for that matter because she's scared of another drag queen "insulting" her. And who knows if she'll get back to trying to peddle her schizo paintings at fairs and libraries since she hasn't done that in a hot minute. Perhaps she is giving up on socializing. One step closer to bag lady life.

Thought of this hours after making my post with the photos of her at the theater: if she was alone, who took the photos of her standing by the FNAF poster? Did she go on a movie date with Tripod-san?!

 

[Amira Rose]

Why does she always have a look on her face like she's straining to look at things. She's getting to that age where people start to get bad eyesight and need reading glasses.

I have a very vague memory of her posting old home videos to her FB. IIRC she had glasses as a child. She has likely always worn contacts for most of her adult life.

Also, the cup says "Fuck you Comic Con?" Did she plan on going to one? Maybe the two statements aren't connected and it's just a "Fuck you" then "Comic Con". And don't forget "kami not real". And "go to... something"? Maybe hell in weebanese?

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There is the local Comic Con in Victoria. I think I remember her being so pissed off at them one year because they didn't invite her as a guest and invited some other cosplayer instead. It might even be in the old thread.

 

[voidvoidvoid]

Meltdown time

 

[Vampirella]

Meltdown time

When is it not Meltdown time.

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

100x this.

When women age, they tend to go one of two ways: Either their face mostly sags (nasolabial folds, under eye bags, jowels, etc), or their face sort of sinks inwards and gets super dry, wrinkled and has surface damage. Some women have alittle of both, but will generally lean strongly one way or the other.

Not Sarah. Shes going to get the brunt of both types. The lack of skin care and sun damage is going to soon turn into very bad wrinkles, and her lifetime of a shitty diet of junkfood and her yo-yoing with weight loss and rapid weight gain is already causing very visible jowels and sagging.

She also has a habit of constantly keeping a resting bitch face. Muscle memory in her facial muscles are going to hold tension in certain spots which will exacerbate the aged look.

While this is a totally untestable theory, I think that people who smile all the time age a lot better and generally their face will look a lot more graceful into their middle ages and older years.

Also, people who are severely mentally ill always seem to age poorly and dramatically. I suspect it is a combination of stress, poor diet and overall poor presentation due to not taking care of their health. She also doesn't have a job and is terminally online, so she doesn't get the constant social cues of being a normal human being.

 

[Shay Van Buren]

She got over her meltdown pretty fast

Spoiler: Tiktok cosplay

Spoiler: She's supposed to be this character

 

[Vampirella]

She got over her meltdown pretty fast

Spoiler: Tiktok cosplay

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Spoiler: She's supposed to be this character

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The most manly of male characters to cosplay. If you had told me she was cosplaying an aging hippy woman I'd believe it.

 

[Phouquehead]

"HELP DAD IS BARGING INTO MY ROOM TO RAPE ME," she crytypes before going out to the yard to eyefuck herself in barely recognizable FF4 cosplay.

At least it's an adult character for a change. I think this is also supposed to be her "male unicorn" costume that she got mayonnaise on and ripped because FAT but I could be completely wrong.

Her hinting/lying about being abused again makes me MATI. She needs to quit with this form of attention seeking and just stick with her shit cosplays that get 5 whole likes on Tiktok and IG. No one is going to rescue her even if she is being abused because she's treated everyone who's tried to help her like shit. Besides, touching his lazy cunt daughter's stinky, flabby body for any reason is probably that last thing her dad would ever want to do. Just because you like thinking about little SquareEnix boys getting touched in the nono places against their will doesn't mean it's happening to you at age 38 by your own family members.

Spoiler: Semi-off-topic autism

Her SA victim bullshit reminds more and more of an old cow whose milk dried up, Christopher "Clawshrimpy" McGee, who tried to pass off his shota gangbang fetish as actual trauma. (Also a low effort troon who wants to be a little boy! Not MTF, but a hideous "enby" wishing he could some androgynous alien child thing like the character from a mecha series he coomed to. Almost ruined said series' reputation in the West for injecting his noncery into its tiny fandom back in the day. Don't ask.) Too bad Sarah hasn't become pathologically obsessed with a breadtuber, or any one particular person online for that matter. She could easily be a vicious stalker hellbent on cAnCeLaTiOn though the only people she's ever held a grudge against besides her parents seemed be general groups (women, idols, the Japanese) rather than individuals. Now she just hates all humans while she simultaneously begs for their help.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

The most manly of male characters to cosplay. If you had told me she was cosplaying an aging hippy woman I'd believe it.

I was about to say that. She looks like the grandmother you'd see strolling around on a scooter at Wal-Mart.

 

[Dysnomia]

Meltdown time
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After reading this I have a theory about dear old dad "invading" her room. He isn't. This rant reminded me too much of the ghost trying to force Pixy into spectral marriage. The ghost and pervert dad are the same delusion. It's ust evolved like some sort of schizo pokemon (ghost type of course). So she had a nightmare or sleep paralysis episode. You have weird experiences during those. They can be sexual. That's where the concept of the incubus came from. As for the marks on her arm, she has a cat. Also she's constantly itching and complaining about bugs. She also half ass self harms by scratching herself with objects such as pens.

So if there's any truth to this loony panic attack it's probably all bad dreams and bad hygiene. Same with her fear of using the bathroom. No one is coming in to bother her while she poops out five lbs of junk food and radioactive hazmat pee. It's all paranoia. She doesn't have to go in the yard like a dog and never did.

The most manly of male characters to cosplay. If you had told me she was cosplaying an aging hippy woman I'd believe it.

She looks like she wants to make me a wheatgrass smoothie and do my birth chart.

 

[Trombonista]

If you hadn't told me that was supposed to be a male character, I'd believe she just gave up transtrending.

 

[Tiresome]

At first I thought it was some mental phantom invading her room but now I'm worried there's a non-zero chance she will finally have a real psychotic break and kill her dad.

 

[Kosher Dill]

My guess is that Dad was getting on her case again for spilling paint on the carpet or something like that, and the phrase "THIS IS MY HOUSE" was uttered.

 

[LonesomeDud]

At first I thought it was some mental phantom invading her room but now I'm worried there's a non-zero chance she will finally have a real psychotic break and kill her dad.

She's a woman. If they have unsecured guns in the house Pixy is aware of, maybe, but even most healthy 60 year old men are going to be able to fend off Pixy. I know he pressed assault charges and it's his daughter, but I bet you one reason she complies is he rocked her world when she wanted to fight.

 

[multiverse]

My guess is that Dad was getting on her case again for spilling paint on the carpet or something like that, and the phrase "THIS IS MY HOUSE" was uttered.

That, or perhaps he was telling her she needs to stop messing about all day and night, get a job, and contribute to the household. Obviously, this would cause Sarah to scream at him to get out of her room... which ends the same way your theory does.

 

[Dysnomia]

That, or perhaps he was telling her she needs to stop messing about all day and night, get a job, and contribute to the household. Obviously, this would cause Sarah to scream at him to get out of her room... which ends the same way your theory does.

She does say in one of those videos that she doesn't want a retail job because she's been abused at them. So maybe he did tell her to get a job. after all, her plants after her appointment weren't to go job hunting. It was to cosplay. No one's gonna want to be friends with someone who explodes on you if you don't step over all the right eggshells.

I want to say just get a retail job and start saving instead of blowing it all on cosplay. But she will never do this.

 

[Amira Rose]

I want to say just get a retail job and start saving instead of blowing it all on cosplay. But she will never do this.

Well, she's got a retail job before and we all know how those went.

Plus if the customers don't call her the right pronouns she'll flip.
The best thing for her at this point would to be to get on disability and she needs an official diagnosis for that. Which I cannot recall her having.

There is just no saving her. All we can do is sit back and watch the trainwreck.

 

[Dysnomia]

If it was a couple of bad jobs I'd believe her. But when every job is supposedly so abusive towards her then it's obvious who the problem is. If you gave her a job where all she had to do was cosplay and stuff her face all day she'd still complain.

Plus if the customers don't call her the right pronouns she'll flip.
The best thing for her at this point would to be to get on disability and she needs an official diagnosis for that. Which I cannot recall her having.

I've heard it's hard to get some benefits in Texas. But I'm not sure about disability. Even if she tried she'd need a good lawyer to get anywhere. There's people on disability for far less than what's wrong with Pixy. But I have no clue how they get it. Must be a really good lawyer/doctor combo platter going on.

 

[TokiBun]

Upbringing has to do a lot with mental health so I gotta ask; let's say Pixy grew up in a loving and amazing home. Would that have changed anything or would she still be mentally ill and entitled today? I just need to know how those other siblings managed to get out just fine but she's a complete disaster.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Upbringing has to do a lot with mental health so I gotta ask; let's say Pixy grew up in a loving and amazing home. Would that have changed anything or would she still be mentally ill and entitled today? I just need to know how those other siblings managed to get out just fine but she's a complete disaster.

I'm convinced that part of Pixy's problem is something organic in the brain as opposed to solely her messed up upbringing.

So let's look at baseline Pixy. A woman with some form of disorder (let's say it's autism), who's quite unfortunate looking and prone to chubbiness (judging by her general body shape), and is a weeb (as even kids from good homes can become).

I know multiple women like this. The first one that comes to mind is someone I went to school with. Let's call her Emma. She, like Pixy, had issues bathing as a teen (she smelled really bad) but presumably either has fixed that or her hygiene is at least good enough to pass at a job. She went through several obsessions, including anime/manga, and had questionable dressing skills. She got an autism diagnosis as an adult but was on some kind of medication for a while as a teen, so her parents were at least cognizant that Emma needed extra help. They did tend to baby her a lot since she was their youngest kid, which didn't help her socially at all, but were careful to keep an eye on her interests and discouraged her from things that were ultimately unhealthy and tried to at least steer her into changing any habits that were leading her to get heavily bullied.

Emma is currently living with a boyfriend/fiance, has pets, and works at pet stores. She's still pretty childish, but she's outgrown the weeb phase and is just kind of simple yet harmless. You wouldn't invite her to book club but you wouldn't avoid her if she said hi to you in the grocery store.


Then there's "Bertha," who trooned out before scaling back to "they/them" and got married to the literal personification of basement-dwelling neckbeard. Checking Bertha's Facebook page right now shows that apparently she split with the neckbeard and then got with a new guy who broke her foot and is now in prison. She'll never accomplish anything in her life and never really grew out of the weeb phase. Bertha also came from a relatively normal home.

I think Pixy would have ended up more like Emma than like Bertha. Nothing special, still kind of weird, but able to function. The primary difference though is that Emma never really had any interest in boys or sex (she was really like a ten year old all through school), whereas Pixy (and Bertha) definitely did. Whether or not Pixy's parents would have been able to keep her away from scumbags and abusers would have also made a huge difference in her end result, and that's often beyond the control of even the most well-meaning parents.

edit: changed to "Emma" from "Sarah" since that's literally Pixy's name, lol