Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Honey's Dead]

I suppose if my wife wanted to swing maybe I too would drown myself in alcohol too... Oh wait I'm not an alcoholic.... Have drink Princess.

 

[MeltyTW]

God forbid women have a place where you don't have to show your tits to get attention or get molested by a tranny janny. It really makes you think how he treats his wife, no wonder she needs drugs to deal with her day to day life.

its insane that he not only includes women which is par for the course for his gross degen circle but he also says protecting kids like its a bad thing. mr diaper joke and "your child deserved to be molested by me" really has an issue with that

 

[AnOminous]

Don't forget the story Our Wife told about getting her tits massaged by some melanated massage "professional" and then going for seconds.

Don't forget Nick's face of arousal as she told this.

That was when I started feeling that maybe the cuck stuff wasn't just a meme.

​	I hop ekiwi farms will watch my shows and chat and protect women and children more!

Hope in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first.

 

[Captain Manning]

The destroyed body isn’t one of the clips he asked me to take down,

Which was the one(s) he wanted you to take down again then? Mandy? Faran?

I knew there was at least one. It discussed pretty extensively before you joined the Farms.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Yeah the "Mandy is so fucking hot. Lady rackets thinks you're so fucking hot" one is the one I remember him asking to be taken down

 

[RotPockets]

Which was the one(s) he wanted you to take down again then? Mandy? Faran?

I knew there was at least one. It discussed pretty extensively before you joined the Farms.

Yeah the "Mandy is so fucking hot. Lady rackets thinks you're so fucking hot" one is the one I remember him asking to be taken down

It’s still around in a manner of speaking.

Source of clip:

 

[Pomniman]

I guess if you've heard that kind of scenario spelled out in fine detail, year after year, you might come to believe that's what your husband actually wants in real life. Let me tell you now though. He doesn't. This is a recipe for disaster. Rather than becoming more of a slut, embrace ever greater heights of modesty.

If it did happen I doubt he wanted it or had any real say in the matter. Maybe he rationalized it as totally cool after the fact, but he's a self-hating cuck at best (though they all are). There probably wasn't much thought put into it either, when anyone sinks into degeneracy to that degree they cease to care about the long-term consequences of their actions. At that point instant gratification at the cost of all else is all they see as they chase the next dopamine hit.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

I know this has been addressed in the time since you posted this, but I really wish this would be added to the OP, because a lot of people are still oblivious to it.

as someone who is new to rekieta i have to say the op is no help. it reads like a former fan saying their goodbyes. given the farms reputation regarding archiving i was surprised it didnt even include his case record. even going so far as making it out that he was making it all on his own. not even a mention of how he paid for his law firm initially.

when something in the thread i dont know about comes up i just search elissas channel for context. but that only helps so far.
ex. nick claimed his blue silicone ring is because his wedding band gets caught on things. but there are several clips showing he is wearing his wedding band on his other hand at the same time as he is wearing the silicone ring. maybe i missed the further explanation but thats the point. its near impossible to find in a thread over 2500 pages. theres a dozen other instances of questions like this and the op offers nothing.

 

[Neetorino]

One of the most notorious forums online has more compassion than you? Such a brilliant diss, Nick. What's next? "I bet they wouldn't even torture a small animal in exchange for money! Fucking Karen Farms!" You sound more and more like Vito with every passing day.

"KIWI. FARMS. WOULDN'T. EVEN. RAPE ME."

I can't believe we're to the point that Nick is ODD'ing about wanting to protect children because it'll "own Karen Farms" or some faggoty shit. Next thing we're gonna get is the group photo of Vito and Nick's kids.

 

[nym]

It’s still around in a manner of speaking.

I didn't think I'd ever just completely agree with Jersh on something, but look at him right there, the weird creepy 25 year old autiste giving Rekieta the genuinely good analysis and advice, 100%.

 

[Farmer9876]

Hahahaha funny nose man jokes about poopies, gonna give him superchat money becouse I am smart

 

[ChromaQuack]

as someone who is new to rekieta i have to say the op is no help. it reads like a former fan saying their goodbyes. given the farms reputation regarding archiving i was surprised it didnt even include his case record. even going so far as making it out that he was making it all on his own. not even a mention of how he paid for his law firm initially.

when something in the thread i dont know about comes up i just search elissas channel for context. but that only helps so far.
ex. nick claimed his blue silicone ring is because his wedding band gets caught on things. but there are several clips showing he is wearing his wedding band on his other hand at the same time as he is wearing the silicone ring. maybe i missed the further explanation but thats the point. its near impossible to find in a thread over 2500 pages. theres a dozen other instances of questions like this and the op offers nothing.

The OP was written back when he had just started spiraling, he's going full retard so hard and so fast that it would need to be updated every quarter.

 

[Swole McPole]

I also did a transcript of it here.

I'd never seen that transcript before. I'd seen other people summarizing what he said, but never the actual transcript.

I can't imagine any of the women I know staying with a man who'd publicly expressed those views about her. They reveal a level of entitlement and contempt for his partner that no normal, self-respecting woman would tolerate.

It explains a lot though. It explains why she lies in bed, shredded on pharmaceuticals all day. It also explains her pissing his money away through weekly quack osteopathy sessions for the whole family, and her shedload of impulse buy garbage.

It would also explain the attraction to getting team-fucked by black bulls. At least they'd appreciate her body and not regard her as a ruined 10.

Part of the attraction to the 'don't touch the cows' policy here is that it echoes my views on revenge. By and large, revenge is pointless because the people who tend to deliberately wrong others are invariably living lives of abject misery. It might not be immediately visible externally, but happy contented people don't go around doing fucked up stuff to others.

Nick is quite obviously paying for his sins. His drinking, his audience, the people he associates with -- all these things tell a tale of somebody who is literally living in hell. All the Mustangs in the world can't fix a broken value system.

 

[Local Wordmason]

I tried my hand at some Rekieta AI art and I gotta say I'm pretty pleased with the result

This one is one of my first tries but I think it does sort of look like him

I liked this one because it looks like Nick if he was a Star Trek alien

This is by far one of the best pieces I have made using AI tools, the resemblance is amazing. I'm inclined to think it was through patience and knowing how to prompt the AI knowing I was trying to generate Rekieta somehow, but it could have been sheer coincidence. The prompt was "middle aged man with thin hair a beard and large hooked nose licking the neck of a bottle black and white pencil sketch"

Spoiler: Edit: made a couple more and they're also pretty good.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

"KIWI. FARMS. WOULDN'T. EVEN. RAPE ME."

I mean he has AIDS, I don’t think anyone wants to chance it.

I'd never seen that transcript before. I'd seen other people summarizing what he said, but never the actual transcript.

I can't imagine any of the women I know staying with a man who'd publicly expressed those views about her. They reveal a level of entitlement and contempt for his partner that no normal, self-respecting woman would tolerate.

It explains a lot though. It explains why she lies in bed, shredded on pharmaceuticals all day. It also explains her pissing his money away through weekly quack osteopathy sessions for the whole family, and her shedload of impulse buy garbage.

It would also explain the attraction to getting team-fucked by black bulls. At least they'd appreciate her body and not regard her as a ruined 10.

Part of the attraction to the 'don't touch the cows' policy here is that it echoes my views on revenge. By and large, revenge is pointless because the people who tend to deliberately wrong others are invariably living lives of abject misery. It might not be immediately visible externally, but happy contented people don't go around doing fucked up stuff to others.

Nick is quite obviously paying for his sins. His drinking, his audience, the people he associates with -- all these things tell a tale of somebody who is literally living in hell. All the Mustangs in the world can't fix a broken value system.

I’m honestly of the opinion that Faran was correct in her estimation that Our Wife isn’t a passive participant. She seems to be kind of an attention whore based upon her on stream behavior and I think it was mentioned she takes the kids to a lot of doctor visits, so it kinda screams “Mom who would complain for her kid”.

I also think Nick equivocates a lot of his thoughts through his ‘jokes’. He might be an actual faggot and it might have driven her crazy in an attempt to stop anonymous gay men from blowing out his asshole out and requiring him to wear a diaper.
Not just “I don’t find you attractive”, but “I never did and used you to get my inheritance enlarged”.

 

[Captain Manning]

as someone who is new to rekieta i have to say the op is no help. it reads like a former fan saying their goodbyes.

Because I guess, in a way, it kinda is. Like myself, @mindlessobserver is an OG weeb warrior. We share a odd bond in that we were both accused of being Rekieta socks in court filings during the Vic case. It's was hilarious at the time, but now.... now it's actually kinda disturbing. I'd hate to be confused with him now.

When Rekieta was declared a cow, and the thread was moved out of Multimedia, there was a sentiment expressed here that something needed to be written that wasn't overly aloggy just yet. Rekieta had entered his dive, but hadn't hit terra fima yet. A handful of people were even still defending him. @mindlessobserver was nominated to do it because he has proven in the past to be a level headed writer.

Now, a year in, Rekieta has gotten so incredibly bad I don't think "not being overly aloggy" is a concern anymore. If it were rewritten now, it would probably be way more savage, and it would certainly contain a hell of a lot more information.

(None of this should be taken to mean MO's OP is "bad." Only that it's a product of its time (January 2023). Just like the pro-Rekieta OP it replaced).

The OP was written back when he had just started spiraling, he's going full retard so hard and so fast that it would need to be updated every quarter.

If not more frequently. This is one of the fastest growing threads on the site.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

as someone who is new to rekieta i have to say the op is no help. it reads like a former fan saying their goodbyes. given the farms reputation regarding archiving i was surprised it didnt even include his case record. even going so far as making it out that he was making it all on his own. not even a mention of how he paid for his law firm initially.

when something in the thread i dont know about comes up i just search elissas channel for context. but that only helps so far.
ex. nick claimed his blue silicone ring is because his wedding band gets caught on things. but there are several clips showing he is wearing his wedding band on his other hand at the same time as he is wearing the silicone ring. maybe i missed the further explanation but thats the point. its near impossible to find in a thread over 2500 pages. theres a dozen other instances of questions like this and the op offers nothing.

The OP re-write should probably be undertaken by a super-autist or a team of Kiwis. I would volunteer to assist, but I can at most offer proofing and fact-checks at this point in time.


More LOCALS noncery:


Normalising Nudity:

ReformedConvict​

Being naked around friends is a norm we went skinny dipping whike picking up chicks i even directed ane filmed friends lesbiqn orgies like 20 times no bs

De-boonking Nick's OF advice:

krm944​

The average payout from OnlyFans is $130 a month. I don’t think there are as many “millionaires” from OF as they lead on. They inflate the #s to attract new talent

hunsingeruk​

I used to think this, but then Nick did make a good point about this that most of the accounts aren't putting real effort, (or ugly) or active enough to make any money. The sheer number of them would draw the stat down

Chadzard​

@RekietaLaw OF is not a viable option for 99% of women. This is such a stupid argument lol.

coppiedcat​

I have a question. Maybe Nick has answered it already, but what do you tell your 14 year old daughter why it's not a good idea to do only fans when all her friends are doing it and even some family members? Nick has children what/how would that discussion go for him? I value his feedback.

I usually avoid politics, but this is brain-dead:

Pred1tor83​

We can get by... will be painful, will cost more for chips... but I'm not willing to sacrifice my brothers life for it... (grandfather, dad, and brother all all active or retired usaf)

Skull-Leader​

Yeah, but you don't know that. What does it do for China, if they take it? what does China do with such resources? Why wouldn't they use it to bolster their military, and challenge us?

Pred1tor83​

They don't have the skills to use it... never have and never will... we are not the world police

LOL!

JasonOfTGA​

Bongino is Liek Nick Rekeita, except with experience and skills in stuff

In response to pro-Israel postings:

JasonOfTGA​

I can se the locals have been infiltrated by conservatives

 

[mindlessobserver]

Because I guess, in a way, it kinda is. Like myself, @mindlessobserver is an OG weeb warrior. We share a odd bond in that we were both accused of being Rekieta socks in court filings during the Vic case. It's was hilarious at the time, but now.... now it's actually kinda disturbing. I'd hate to be confused with him now. When Rekieta was declared a cow, and the thread was moved out of Multimedia, there was a sentiment expressed here that something needed to be written that wasn't overly aloggy just yet. Rekieta had entered his dive, but hadn't hit terra fima yet. A handful of people were even still defending him. @mindlessobserver was nominated to do it because he has proven in the past to be a level headed writer. Now, a year in, Rekieta has gotten so incredibly bad I don't think "not being overly aloggy" is a concern anymore. If it were rewritten now, it would probably be way more savage, and it would certainly contain a hell of a lot more information. (None of this should be taken to mean MO's OP is "bad." Only that it's a product of its time (January 2023). Just like the pro-Rekieta OP it replaced). If not more frequently. This is one of the fastest growing threads on the site.

a fan saying goodbye is spot on in my case. There is alot I could write about rekieta, but it's not fun. So I won't. I can't.

I wrote an OP about a crazy let's play youtuber doing a monkey dance while setting fire to his bedroom with a Pikachu themed firework because it was funny. I wrote the weeb wars OP because I was annoyed about idiot social justice manipulation in foreign film translations and injustice in Twitter mobs.

but in the case of Balldo man, it's hard to care. and since I don't care anymore, it's hard to be motivated to write about it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

hunsingeruk​

I used to think this, but then Nick did make a good point about this that most of the accounts aren't putting real effort, (or ugly) or active enough to make any money. The sheer number of them would draw the stat down

LMFAO. Absurd. I didn't know that Nick claimed that. For a "good point" it's insanely stupid.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick: Chuck Dixon?? Nah not gonna hit a million dollars!
Eric:


Nick: Leave phaseconnect, pippa! They're strangling you!
Pippa:

The Nick Ls just keep piling up! I think the 5k might be an outlier but that's 5x what Nick is pulling now and 2x what she was pulling at the time Nick said this.