Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Creative Username said:
Pat isn't completely wrong here. He's not a twink. In fact, he's so dissimilar from a twink that he is one of the antonyms of twink. He is a completely obese ball of lard. Along with this, he is stupid, he is egotistical, and he is rather fat too. But never a twink.
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He's not even a bear, he doesn't have a dad bod, he has more of a sad bod, much like Strong Sad from the Homestar Runner series. strong sad.png
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
He's quadruple dipping on his "favorite alley"
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I like how he says "from the front this time", as if the cat ladies that follow him earnestly remember him posting a picture of a dirty alley 7 months ago. He does it all for us lol.
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Good a place as any to build his second, better house.
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Hey, another lolcow tipped me off to this, why did Rick stop providing price updates and advice on shorting Tesla? I can't find the listing for his pepperoni business on the NYSE so I don't know what to do with my money now that it's been almost a year that I got out of Tesla like he advised.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
Im just speculating here, but:

Wanna bet he got that "low 140s" value from one of those old 80's and 90's tests the school psychologists did to enhance the slow students moral? You know, the ones where everyone in class somehow stayed somewhere in the 120-160 range?

Remember those?
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Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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You're only supposed to take one IQ test in your lifetime, ideally as a young adult, and that's your IQ. Otherwise you start learning how the tests are structured, and with practice your scores will go up. Many of the MENSA pedos and people with "genius" level IQs are just people who took test after test because they are narcissistic faggots like Pat who want to be able to tell everyone that they are a genius. They are like the software devs who solve 1000 leetcode problems so they can get into Google then can't do basic shit.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I know we rag on Patrick for being fat (and make no mistake, he is fat), but I've met fat people who were pleasant to be around. I've never met anyone, fat or thin, who actively pissed people off like this.
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Agreed. Exactly how fat do you reckon he has to get before he becomes jolly?
 
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Dan tease in fur know said:
seeing all the posts of pats tweets made me curious about just how often he is at it:
4 days in a row over 100 tweets per day.
4 day total of 571 tweets.
i had to refresh social blade to make sure it wasnt an error.
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No stalker child I didn't just tweet 571 times over 4 days. I also wrote 25 words in my novel. Wait for the knock
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I know we rag on Patrick for being fat (and make no mistake, he is fat), but I've met fat people who were pleasant to be around. I've never met anyone, fat or thin, who actively pissed people off like this.
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Obviously. Patrick is not a lolcow for being fat, we rake on it because he foolishly denies being fat, and it pisses him off being called fat as he sees himself as some kind of fash-bashing soviet super-soldier.
It is just a facet of him denying reality in the most obvious way, one of the main pillars of his lolcowdom.
He denies having paid Quasi. He denies being dumb. He denies being fat.
 
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The way Pat talks in such absolutes and the manner in which he does it makes me hope he'll one day be beaten into a coma.

Remember, Pat has stated he has numerous degrees in engineering and hard sciences, yet we have evidence he could barely graduate high school.

Pat is not only incredibly stupid; he's a spiteful, vindictive cunt that would have you wearing armbands the instant he could, with a sense of self-worth that is manifestly larger than his physical form. Despite all this, it's been a pleasure observing L after L and the obvious toll it has taken on his mental and physical health.

What a miserable fucking existence.
 
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