Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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On another note, you see the avatar on the top right? Ken's Counselling Couch? Guy who claims to be a therapist that used to appear once or twice on Nick's shows during the vic saga..usually makes a very boring show. Also appeared a few times on Drex's show. I don't have the specific stream/audio but apparently he's pro transing kids and says he suffers from gender dysphoria. ...Seems like if you can connect someone to nick, they're fucked in the head

Wow, I remember this dude popping up repeatedly on Nick's streams (the ones about Ron Toye in particular) but I totally missed the trans shit. Gross.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Dudes play dress up too

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It is kind of obvious that Nick pretends a lot, but he should just avoid using the royal "We" when talks about things that he specifically likes

 

[Pomniman]

Was it ever funny?

Only in the unintended sense that Nick's usage of the "title" while shoving bottles up his ass and being a balldoed hedo II enthusiast retroactively made the concept of a "law pope" more homosexual than it could've ever possibly been on its own. Also the physical mitre he wore in those unbreaded clips was supposedly (in Nick's own words) sent to him by a satanist who used to wear it during sex rituals so you could interpret it as a demonically possessed object that sent him further down the path to becoming The Balldo Man even before he got that sonichu medallion.

 

[Captain Manning]

When Nick comes back from being sick, or taking it up the ass, or whatever the fuck his excuse is this time, there's a good chance the July shit is gonna start up again.

In addition to all of them having egg on their face over how well Alphacore did, Riley is apparently threatening to visit July's house. Obviously July's latest commercial success can not go unaddressed. Team JuJu blasting off again! MOOOOooooooooo!

EDIT: Words.

 

[Bepis]

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It is kind of obvious that Nick pretends a lot, but he should just avoid using the royal "We" when talks about things that he specifically likes

Nick pretends to be somber? He must have meant sober.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

fat greasy fuck face is about to find out how Texans greet unwelcome visitors to their property. Especially stupid considering this particular Texan is a former gangbanger.

In addition to all of them having egg on his face how well Alphacore did, Riley is apparently threatening to visit July's house. Obviously July's latest commercial success can not go unaddressed. Team JuJu blasting off again! MOOOOooooooooo!

 

[Captain Manning]

fat greasy fuck face is about to find out how Texans greet unwelcome visitors to their property. Especially stupid considering this particular Texan is a former gangbanger.

As I said in the Vito thread, I think he should take out a restraining order and have the smelly fat fuck arrested if he keeps up with this. He's got cause to get one.

Like I get it, it would be funny if Riley caught a dozen rounds from July's 5.56, but there's serious legal risks to July if it came to that. Even in a state with extremely permissive self-defense law.

What's gross about this, in regards to Nick, is that he's celebrating and joking about this shit when, as a lawyer, he should really be discouraging Riley. Especially if he likes Riley.

But hey, Nick's a shit lawyer, and barely a lawyer at that, who loves JuJu dearly, so what can you expect?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The Charlie DiAngelo guy who tweeted the cringy Nick pope image is making some even worse content

Oh, that guy.

I tried searching Rekieta up on Twitter to see if anyone was talking about him back at the start of the year and it'd just come up with this guy reposting AI images/videos of Rekieta inserted into movies that barely even look like him over and over and over with nobody else tagging Nick. Like seemingly daily and I just checked and he started over a year ago.



If you want to scroll through his timeline he probably has posted hundreds.

I think this is why Nick is so fascinated with the Eric July thing, Eric's fans are actually tagging him and giving him attention again.

It is kind of obvious that Nick pretends a lot, but he should just avoid using the royal "We" when talks about things that he specifically likes

Oh this is great.

"Pretend to be professional" is when he tries to present himself as an expert to Eric July and others.
"Pretend to be somber" is when he gets paid to do a shitty toast.

He's not good at either of those things.

 

[thebigdream]

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It is kind of obvious that Nick pretends a lot, but he should just avoid using the royal "We" when talks about things that he specifically likes

Pretend to be sober*, fixed that for you buddy

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Like I get it, it would be funny if Riley caught a dozen rounds from July's 5.56, but there's serious legal risks to July if it came to that

Obviously he isn't going to open the door and just start blasting but a man can dream. Does EJ have a wife and or children that live with him? I feel like I would have heard that mentioned by now, but I don't know enough about him.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Obviously he isn't going to open the door and just start blasting but a man can dream. Does EJ have a wife and or children that live with him? I feel like I would have heard that mentioned by now, but I don't know enough about him.

Just a wife so far.

 

[miss ethanol]

Only in the unintended sense that Nick's usage of the "title" while shoving bottles up his ass and being a balldoed hedo II enthusiast retroactively made the concept of a "law pope" more homosexual than it could've ever possibly been on its own. Also the physical mitre he wore in those unbreaded clips was supposedly (in Nick's own words) sent to him by a satanist who used to wear it during sex rituals so you could interpret it as a demonically possessed object that sent him further down the path to becoming The Balldo Man even before he got that sonichu medallion.

Why would you wear something used by someone during sex!? That is gross, but we are talking about Nick here, it should not surprise me how degenerate and gross Nick is.

You know the best way to cope with EJ success Nick? Have a drink, you can dull the pain of being incorrect yet again and spin this as a win somehow. You get your best ideas and retorts when drinking, have a couple of drinks and make a tweet about EJ, you know you want to.

 

[Pomniman]

Why would you wear something used by someone during sex!? That is gross, but we are talking about Nick here, it should not surprise me how degenerate and gross Nick is.

You know the best way to cope with EJ success Nick? Have a drink, you can dull the pain of being incorrect yet again and spin this as a win somehow. You get your best ideas and retorts when drinking, have a couple of drinks and make a tweet about EJ, you know you want to.

Not just sex but a literal satanic orgy. And this is an allegedly Christian man.

Have a glass or three or five and hit up your favorite bull at Gay 90s, you've earned it Nicky.

 

[Harm]

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Has Nick already forgotten that he was the one who laid down the gauntlet and pointed to $1 million as the golden number for Chuck Dixon's book?

"Hope Alphacore does well. You brought on Chuck Dixon- I love Chuck Dixon, by the way. Chuck Dixon, great legendary comic book author, and this is not a slight, but uhm guys, go look up the-" *bottle lick* "Go look up the projects Chuck Dixon has been on. One of the greatest comic book writers that's still alive. Go look up the recent projects, did they hit a million dollars? Did you sell a story or did you sell a movement and an idea? I'm pretty sure you sold the second one, and Alphacore doesn't have the name Isom. It's not the main character, it's a spin-off. I love Chuck Dixon, great writer, would love to talk to him about- I, I did. I interviewed him, he's fantastic, full of wisdom. Is he gonna sell a million dollar book?"

It's only been a month. Does he want a fanbase who can't remember what he said a month ago? This is really bizarre.

 

[1 other person]

Not just sex but a literal satanic orgy. And this is an allegedly Christian man.

Have a glass or three or five and hit up your favorite bull at Gay 90s, you've earned it Nicky.

A poor lawyer, poor father, poor husband, poor driver, poor streamer. If there's anything he's worse at than his Christianity then it might be his attempt at closeted homosexuality.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's only been a month. Does he want a fanbase who can't remember what he said a month ago? This is really bizarre.

Uhhhh... yeah? Though you can substitute any length of time, really, if what he said is stupid enough and he takes an L from it.

I thought that was obvious when he lied and completely changed his story as to what he said about Monty. I suspect many of the fucktards who make up Nick's remaining audience are blissfully unaware of what was actually said, and only know the revisionist version he's peddling now.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

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The Charlie DiAngelo guy who tweeted the cringy Nick pope image is making some even worse content

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"for so many reasons," he says. Name ONE, Nicky.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

A Creative Writing degree holder who merges an independent clause with a list.

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[AnOminous]

Does he want a fanbase who can't remember what he said a month ago?

Yes, he gets really mad and seethes for hours whenever anyone remembers the stupid-ass shit he said even yesterday, or sometimes even on the same stream because he's so drunk. You're just supposed to believe whatever gaslighting bullshit lie he's telling now, not remember whatever gaslighting bullshit lie he told a month ago.

Then there's this:

More gay head tilting, faggoty, smug expressions while saying something buttfuck retarded that didn't hold up when reality came knocking.

 

[HahaYes]

Yes, he gets really mad and seethes for hours whenever anyone remembers the stupid-ass shit he said even yesterday, or sometimes even on the same stream because he's so drunk.

And right there is one of the main reasons why he seethes so hard at his thread. Shame he forgot the whole "the Internet never forgets" thing, it must have fallen out his ears along with his last shred of dignity when he started defending Vito.