VirginMary
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I'm 2 weeks behind in the thread so don't crucify me if this has already been posted!
I'll catch up with all of your brilliant shit-talking in due time.
Until then I hope my gorl's pickled mountain garlic is marked with packaging date and not expiration date.
How our homegorl hasn't lost weight with a blood sugar of around 17 mmol/L (315 mg/dL)? Well, weekly 67,808 kcal.
Non-edible items: 1 neck fan, 12 Max Sincere Care Razors, 1 electric hot-water bag, 1 blood sugar meter with lancets and test strips, 2 bottles á 500ml of Marhaba Factory Pine Oil Disinfectant, 1 L of Leen dish soap, 1 small cooler bag.
I'll catch up with all of your brilliant shit-talking in due time.

How our homegorl hasn't lost weight with a blood sugar of around 17 mmol/L (315 mg/dL)? Well, weekly 67,808 kcal.
- ~ 500 g of cubed beef. 110 kcal per 100 g. = 500 kcal.
- ~ 500 g of minced lamb. 166 kcal per 100 g. = 830 kcal.
- 1 pack (4 x 100 g) of Almarai Natural Butter. 751 kcal per 100 g. = 3004 kcal.
- 1 pack (6 x 170 g) of Almarai Fresh Sour Yoghurt, Full Fat. 71 kcal per 100 g. = 712 kcal.
- 2 bags á 750 g of Sadia Boasted Chicken Strips. 193 kcal per 100 g. = 2895 kcal.
- 1 pack á 1 kg of Americana Quality Corn on the Cob. 103 kcal per 100 g = 1030 kcal.
- 2 pack á 400 g of Americana Quality Frozen Chopped Spinach. 20 kcal per 100 g. = 160 kcal.
- 1 kg of black olives. 105 kcal per 100 g. = 1050 kcal.
- 1 pack á 400 g of Plein Soleil Mixed Berries. 57 kcal per 100 g. = 228 kcal.
- 1 pack á 900 g of Sadia Corn on the Cob. 103 kcal per 100 g. = 927 kcal.
- 475 g of Roumy cheese. 407 kcal per 100 g. = 1934 kcal.
- 570 g of pickled gherkins. 33 kcal per 100 g. = 188 kcal.
- 1 pack á 1 kg of Sadia Chicken Breast. 120 kcal per 100 g. = 1200 kcal.
- 1 pack á 400 g of Plein Soleil Frozen Broccoli. 39 kcal per 100 g. = 156 kcal.
- 2 packs á 250 g of City Farm Cyprus Halloumi. 330 kcal per 100 g. = 1650 kcal.
- 1 pack (8 x 135 g) of Safa Tomato Paste. 79 kcal per 100 g. = 797 kcal.
- 2 packs á 320 g of Cantina Maria Plain Soft Tortillas. 305 kcal per 100 g. = 1952 kcal.
- 6 cans á 160 g of Oceana Light Meat Tuna In Oil. 180 kcal per 100 g. = 1728 kcal.
- 1 x 900 g of Sadia Whole Frozen Chicken Griller. 180 kcal per 100 g. = 1620 kcal.
- 1 x 1,2 kg of Sadia Whole Frozen Chicken Griller. 180 kcal per 100 g. = 2160 kcal.
- "A huge bag" 6? x 300 g of Kuwaiti Flour Mills White Light Arabi Bread. 290 kcal per 100 g. = 5220 kcal.
- 1 pack (6 x 75 g) of 7Days Chocolate Croissants. 340 kcal per croissant. = 1530 kcal.
- 1 pack (6 x 75 g) of 7Days Strawberry Croissants. 310 kcal per croissant. = 1395 kcal.
- 30 packs á 18 g of Pop Pop Sweet Corn Snack. 500 kcal per 100 g. = 2700 kcal.
- 1 pack á 160 of Mister Potato Crisps Original. 710 kcal per 100 g. = 1136 kcal.
- 1 pack á 160 of Mister Potato Crisps Sour Cream and Onion. 705 kcal per 100 g. = 1128 kcal.
- 3 cans á 200 g of Robert Chicken Luncheon Meat. 177 kcal per 100 g. = 1062 kcal.
- 2 bottles á 1400 ml Almarai mixed berries juice. 62 kcal per 100 ml. = 1488 kcal.
- ~ 2 kg of apples. 52 kcal per 100 g. = 1040 kcal.
- ~ 1 kg of kiwis. 61 kcal per 100 g. = 610 kcal.
- 2 bottles á 450 ml of Saga AL -Owaid Rose Water. 0 kcal (assuming it's alcohol free since they live in Kuwait).
- 2 packs á 180 g of Almarai Shredded Mozarella Full Fat. 290 kcal per 100 g. = 1044 kcal.
- ~ 3 kg of cabbage. 30 kcal per 100 g. = 900 kcal.
- ~ 1,5 kg of bananas. 100 kcal per 100 g. = 1500 kcal.
- ~ 1,5 kg of mangos. 69 kcal per 100 g. = 1035 kcal.
- 1 bottle á 1000 ml of Almarai Fresh Laban Full Fat. 60 kcal per 100 g = 600 kcal.
- 1 jar á ~ 200 g of pickled mountain garlic. 160 kcal per 100 g. = 320 kcal.
- 6 cans á 330 ml of Barbican Strawberry Flavour Non Alcoholic Malt Beverage. 33 kcal per 100 ml. = 653 kcal.
- ~ 300 g of dried raisins and cranberries. 305 kcal per 100 g. = 610 kcal.
- ~ 500 g of BBQ flavoured sunflower seeds. 584 kcal per 100 g. = 2920 kcal.
- ~ 200 g of BBQ flavoured cashew nuts. 602 kcal per 100 g. = 1204 kcal.
- ~ 200 g of dried apricots. 245 kcal per 100 g. = 490 kcal.
- ~ 1 kg of dried dates. 299 kcal per 100 g. = 2990 kcal.
- ~ 300 g of cracker snacks. 510 kcal per 100 g. = 1530 kcal.
- ~ 500 g of roasted corn kernels. 437 kcal per 100 g. = 2185 kcal.
- ~ 100 g of sliced almonds. 609 kcal per 100 g. = 609 kcal.
- ~ 200 g of unknown seeds. 584 kcal per 100 g. = 1168 kcal.
- 1 kg of cashew nuts. 602 kcal per 100 g. = 6020 kcal.
Non-edible items: 1 neck fan, 12 Max Sincere Care Razors, 1 electric hot-water bag, 1 blood sugar meter with lancets and test strips, 2 bottles á 500ml of Marhaba Factory Pine Oil Disinfectant, 1 L of Leen dish soap, 1 small cooler bag.