DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Whaler]

I love how, once the controller starts malfunctioning again, this dumb motherfucker starts blowing into it like it's an NES cart, as if that would somehow make it work. This guy really is living in the past.

It's one of those things where he has the right idea, wrong execution. It's possible there's dirt and/or dust causing drift, but you'd need compressed air to really clean it out and fix it. The best thing to do would be to remove the screws and take off the back plate for easier access, but I highly doubt the retard keeps that kind of stuff around to take care of the electronics he uses to make money.

 

[Freebird]

Massive cope session about Turkey Tom, where he first sucked him off because he's a totally smart dude, unlike detractors. But then...DSP heard the word "milked" at the end of the response video DSP WAS MILKED. DSP IS NOT THE ONE GETTING MILKED
And people also told him that he's part of the lolcow podcast as a Farmer. The lower/upper class mentality is fucked up! It's dehumanizing. Milking a literal human as if he were cattle.

"Wings and Boogie shop at Walmart" - DSP, 2023
A decade of failure? I don't hurt anyone, unlike you. Yes, YOU are failure. Also, karma is a bitch. One day, you are going to make a documentary about someone who will flip the fuck out and do something drastic...I mean bad, like harm or self-harm. Turkey Tom, I know you are smart, GET OUT NOW, THAT PLACE IS TAHXIC.


Anyways, I'm a well adjusted individual.

 

[Lord_Point]

"One day your going to make a documentary on the wrong person and they are going to snap and do physical harm to you"

Real subtle Phil.

 

[hector85]

he's skinny now guys! his clothes have never fit better! I'm glad he had the courtesy to wear an undershirt.

 

[Reef-Raze]

wearing undershirts is not a boomer thing, it is the boomest thing

 

[Old Tonto]

I gotta ask why Dave and Linda didn't try for a second child? Dave seems like he is a fairly successful and smart guy with his resumee, so why the fuck did he decide to hope on a prayer his bloodline would continue through dearest Phillip? Surely Bridgeport wasn't a super expensive place to raise children in in the 80s and 90s, right?

Well, not to power level or anything, but when military-trained folks fuck up, they tend to not repeat the thing they did that led to the fuck up ever again. So once Dave saw the colossal waste of oxygen his spawn ended up being, it's no surprise to me that rolling the dice on another one was off the table forever.

Far as I'm aware he isn't registered at all in Washington and has never updated it. I doubt Phil has voted in any elections going back at least to 2012, maybe earlier.

Yeah, you gotta, like, fill out forms and stuff to change your registration to be able to vote when you move, and that's like... a hassle. Tuhuhuh.

Looks like that interview he was debating on doiing with Tom is gone now. Time for a pity segment about not getting a fair shot by anyone.

"One day your going to make a documentary on the wrong person and they are going to snap and do physical harm to you"

Real subtle Phil.

You never know, he might be looking to lure ol' Tom into hatchet range... It IS Thanksgiving coming up.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

That "prestream podcast" really makes me hope that Keem got Leanna on-board for the next LOLCOWcast. The meltdown would be absolutely sublime.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

"One day your going to make a documentary on the wrong person and they are going to snap and do physical harm to you"

Real subtle Phil.

I got the clip that goes slightly further on from that.

"Hah totally not gonna be me man, haha I totally wouldn't snap, I'm happy *eyes ping pong across the room*"

Yeah totally convincing Phil. Dude sounds like a fuckin' lunatic and doesn't realized he pleaded insanity with this prestream.

Wasn't he dunn wiff the nonsense like a week or two ago?

 

[hector85]

I got the clip that goes slightly further on from that.
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"Hah totally not gonna be me man, haha I totally wouldn't snap, I'm happy *eyes ping pong across the room*"

Yeah totally convincing Phil. Dude sounds like a fuckin' lunatic and doesn't realized he pleaded insanity with this prestream.

Wasn't he dunn wiff the nonsense like a week or two ago?

holy shit, corner demons out in force today...

 

[Extreme Crusader]

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Just a little update on the Turkey Tom video 1 mil in 1 week

DSP made it successful, dood. Without The Guy, Turkey Tom, would not be known.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

"I'm well-adjusted"

DSP finally made a joke that I laughed it. Big ups.

 

[Kane lives in death]

Sometimes those reddit guys are funny.

I dunno Phil that shit isnt holding on for much longer...

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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i didn't need the Mom-Wife POV today.

 

[Gramh]

Says he isn't about the drama and he's not a lolcow, spends too long showing us why he's a lolcow and he needs the drama. Congratulations Phil, ya played yourself.

 

[arrivefriday]

You MILKED someone today huh? Please visit a doctor dood

 

[Mr. Brown]

So he had a 30 minute rant on turkey tom while claiming to avoid being pulled into the drama.

Stay autistic Phil!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

so I hope it’s a roaring success and makes everyone a ton of money.

i hope boogie dies

I got the clip that goes slightly further on from that.
View attachment 5506896
"Hah totally not gonna be me man, haha I totally wouldn't snap, I'm happy *eyes ping pong across the room*"

Yeah totally convincing Phil. Dude sounds like a fuckin' lunatic and doesn't realized he pleaded insanity with this prestream.

Wasn't he dunn wiff the nonsense like a week or two ago?

"i have a great family life"
YOU DONT HAVE A FUCKING FAMILY
you have a fat roommate and a cat. stop trying to larp as a mature robust adult. you aren't

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It's one of those things where he has the right idea, wrong execution. It's possible there's dirt and/or dust causing drift, but you'd need compressed air to really clean it out and fix it. The best thing to do would be to remove the screws and take off the back plate for easier access, but I highly doubt the retard keeps that kind of stuff around to take care of the electronics he uses to make money.

You have to love how Phil is more concerned about spending money on a new controller rather than trying to fix this one and saving money.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

You have to love how Phil is more concerned about spending money on a new controller rather than trying to fix this one and saving money.

The other day I watched an old Tevin restream, and he brought up some lyrics by 2 Chainz (I think, or some other urban-style person), that say "I get a flat tire, I buy a new car" which sounds 100% like DSP.
If it's not the latest top of the line item or needs even the bare minimum of effort to be repaired, he doesn't want it.
He's the ultimate consoomer.

 

[Lord_Point]

You have to love how Phil is more concerned about spending money on a new controller rather than trying to fix this one and saving money.

You may not like it but this is what a peak consooomer happy family man looks like.

Id love to see phils amazon order history, I cant even begin to imagine the list of useless shit and pointless electronics that get ordered to the snort fort every weak and how much of it ends up in the dump a week later.