DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Negative Toxic Loser]

I don't know if any of you have seen what's going down between Cyraxx and his dad but it gives me hope that Dave would look at Phil the same way.

Calling Gordon Cyraxx's father is a hell of a stretch. He was just the man porking Sally when she decided to adopt the goblin against his wishes.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Valedictorian thought 'guitar free play mode' in TLOU2 remastered meant you get to skip the parts where your character plays guitar.

'A new gameplay feature lets the remaster players freely use instruments like guitars. The mode also boasts various settings inspired by the main story and will include different characters. Additionally, players will be able to use FX pedals to modulate their performances, composing complex tracks.'

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So how not mad will Phil be, and how much will he say that he's staying out of drama while whining about being picked on, that it's out of context, etc.?

I can already imagine him saying the word "meaningful" at least a dozen times when he inevitably reacks/rants to that clip.

 

[Polska krowa]

Dave Sr. is a puzzling one. He's had a good career, but has lived in a cramped duplex next to a Spic family in a crappy area his entire adult life. Apparently still working at 67. According to Phil, he's basically been an ATM for Linda who just buys shit on QVC all day. I suspect Daddy Dave may have his own weird story to tell.

As you said, he's had a good career - he probably just enjoys working and has no idea what he'd do with all the free time, so may as well carry on working.

 

[Lord_Point]

Ive seen a ton of guys like Dave Sr. at my office. My money is on typical boomer dad who never really wanted to have kids or settle down, but he did both because thats just what you did back in the 70s/80s. During the coof my office told everyone they could work from home 5 days a week, almost to a man the boomers kept going into the office full time. Sometimes you just hate your wife and estranged kid so much its more fun to be at work, shooting the shit with other sad dad boomers.

Whatever phil is today its clear Linda had a heavy hand in creating it and would you want to spend any time around something that could produce DSP?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

If he says "tis the season" when trying to guilt people into giving him money one more time I may reach through my monitor an strangle him. It's the new most irritating thing he does. The irony is just incredible for him to say that when he gives back NOTHING to anyone.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

If he says "tis the season" when trying to guilt people into giving him money one more time I may reach through my monitor an strangle him. It's the new most irritating thing he does. The irony is just incredible for him to say that when he gives back NOTHING to anyone.

Dave is giving away 2 of the 3 Robocop codes he begged for. Prepare to hear this hourly when he plays it in December.

 

[Impossible Brutality]

Dave is giving away 2 of the 3 Robocop codes he begged for. Prepare to hear this hourly when he plays it in December.

Then, when someone asks if he’ll do another giveaway to viewers, he’ll rant about how he missed three days around Halloween and the business is struggling from that absence.

“It’s these idiots that probably wait around in chat for gifted memberships. Snake laugh. Unbelievable.”

Kill yourself dave, you fat titted cunt. (But only after Boogie)

 

[Balr0g]

If he says "tis the season" when trying to guilt people into giving him money one more time I may reach through my monitor an strangle him. It's the new most irritating thing he does. The irony is just incredible for him to say that when he gives back NOTHING to anyone.

'Tis the season to bully Phil. To mock him endlessly. To laugh at his begging and miserable gameplay.

 

[Corpun]

Never thought that Dave could possibly be a bored boomer dad who was in the background, but given what we know of Phil's upbringing and how his mom spoiled him, the pieces do fit. Makes me wonder if Linda pressured Dave into having a kid and he just threw in the towl after that. Makes me wonder if Phil grew up similar to CWC.

Also that Yakuza stream was torture if only for the two somewhat entertaining segments

It's insane how quickly he grappled onto the streamer character and began projecting hard onto that guy all his hatred for popular streamers. The second this obvious parody character popped up he couldn't shut the fuck up for a second and had to go on these insane rambles about how mouth drooling morons prop up these meaningless streamers garbage mukbang content and shit (What the fuck is Phil's eating segments again?)

Then the controller bit. First he wastes viewers times fiddling with the fucking thing instead of going for the solution he already had of borrowing Khet's controller, then when it stops working again he goes tardmode on the poor controller and smashes it. Gee Phil, I wonder why your controllers are all fucked up, couldn't hazard a guess as to why that is. Once he is done acting like an actual retard being angry at his janked controller and how pimp slapping works, literally screaming for the fucking thing to work, he gives up and gets the other controller. Once this dumbass shit is all finished he has to set in how much this sucks because somehow the other controller is melting or some shit. Don't forget the final bit of tardrage when he angrily shouts about throwing the other controller in the garbage. More waste sitting in his garage for a month I guess.

 

[hector85]

“It’s these idiots that probably wait around in chat for gifted memberships. Snake laugh. Unbelievable.”

notice how he stopped lecturing the dents about how waiting for a gifted membership wasn't in the spirit of the season once some retards swung by and gifted him back up to around 500 members again. he obviously doesn't care who pays for the memberships as long as he is not in danger of dropping below 400, that lecture was just to make people feel bad for not seeing the value in wasting $4 a month on him, maybe if one of the perks is that members wouldn't have to hear him beg every 20 minutes it might be worth it but as it stands $4 is way too much for what he offers as "benefits"

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

Rewatching the premiere of the DSP Reacks channel (in Feb 2023) and his hopeful announcement that his interview show "DSP Asks It" will have guests on "relatively, in the next couple of months". Warms my heart to know that never happened and not even the most desperate washed up internet celebrities ever touched that with a ten foot pole.

Ha! This is the chicken shit that will drop his groceries to the ground and run home at mach 3 if someone recognizes him in public. The fag who censors all comments on YouTube and is terrified of letting people interact with him on Twitter. The reatard who went into a mental breakdown when one of his dents suggested meeting him in person.

This bitch had ZERO intention of bringing another human being onto his garbage barge for an "interview".

 

[Lord_Point]

notice how he stopped lecturing the dents about how waiting for a gifted membership wasn't in the spirit of the season once some retards swung by and gifted him back up to around 500 members again. he obviously doesn't care who pays for the memberships as long as he is not in danger of dropping below 400, that lecture was just to make people feel bad for not seeing the value in wasting $4 a month on him, maybe if one of the perks is that members wouldn't have to hear him beg every 20 minutes it might be worth it but as it stands $4 is way too much for what he offers as "benefits"

I think its one of the whales whined to phil that they dont feel like their sub bombs are appreciated. So daddy phil scolded the 50 bit bitches to keep the whale happy enough to drop another bomb and now phil has gone back to not giving a shit.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Why didn't he use "his wife's" controller? You'd think she'd understand since duh liquidity of duh business is also her entire lifeblood.

Dave treats all his stuff terribly, but 1st party console controllers are all purposely crap quality to get more $40 from consoomers exactly like David.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's so hoping for a viral moment with this fake controller 'rage'

 

[Book Thief]

Then the controller bit. First he wastes viewers times fiddling with the fucking thing instead of going for the solution he already had of borrowing Khet's controller, then when it stops working again he goes tardmode on the poor controller and smashes it.

I love how, once the controller starts malfunctioning again, this dumb motherfucker starts blowing into it like it's an NES cart, as if that would somehow make it work. This guy really is living in the past.

 

[Corpun]

He's so hoping for a viral moment with this fake controller 'rage'

Good thing he is too dense to realize it makes him look like a tard.

I love how, once the controller starts malfunctioning again, this dumb motherfucker starts blowing into it like it's an NES cart, as if that would somehow make it work. This guy really is living in the past.

Don't forget he was a big techie back in the day and built PCs for a hobby.

 

[Free Jasper]

Some notes on the lolcow podcast.

- They’ve said episode 1 was on Boogie and episode 2 will be on DSP. Presumably this is when they’ll wheel out the mystery woman.

- Don’t be too hard on it, it’s early days. It takes a while to find a groove even if it is going to work. All my favourite podcasts are awkward as fuck for the first few episodes.

- FWIW they’ve said they’re pretty happy with the numbers for episode 1.
I hate pig infinitely more than Keem so I hope it’s a roaring success and makes everyone a ton of money.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[Kane lives in death]

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Is this what pignosis feels like? Hes snorting staring into my soul, maybe i should khantribute for some chill fun.