Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Piggle Rick]

Tanks don't fight without infantry support, especially not in built up areas which are the only places you'd ever get close.
General Fatton is a fat faggot with bitch tits, assuming he wasn't cowering in a shelled out buildings basement with his hands over his ears crying because of the loud scary noises (big fucking assumption I know) he'd come waddling out of the alleyway with his paint balloons and his Stargate meme gun and immediately either get shot or have his face stoved in with a rifle butt or bayonetted in the guts and then nailed to a doorway (or if the tank crew are having a bad day strapped to the front of the tank with barbed wire covered with his own paint but still alive) as a warning to other un-uniformed combatants not to be so fucking stupid.

I don’t think he’d even waddle out. Remember he ran home crying when he thought an OnA guy was at his bar? He’s a sook. He’d be under a bed if it went down.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Which one of you is a catholic sperging out about schismatics on reddit?
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the virus is spreading

Why on earth would that person think that those people would understand the reference? Nobody knows who Fatrick is outside of here and ona

 

[WelperHelper99]

Tanks don't fight without infantry support, especially not in built up areas which are the only places you'd ever get close.

I mean there's a reason rocket launchers and ATGM ranges are measured in the hundreds and thousands if meters and not ten feet like Pat suggests. Also him plinking a tank with his PS90 would be the funniest shit I'd ever seen

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

I don’t think he’d even waddle out. Remember he ran home crying when he thought an OnA guy was at his bar? He’s a sook. He’d be under a bed if it went down.

I imagine he'd be found in his basement walk-in crying and eating his homemade pepperoni.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Which one of you is a catholic sperging out about schismatics on reddit?
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the virus is spreading

I have an alibi.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I mean there's a reason rocket launchers and ATGM ranges are measured in the hundreds and thousands if meters and not ten feet like Pat suggests. Also him plinking a tank with his PS90 would be the funniest shit I'd ever seen

It worked against the Soviet invasion of Nogova, child.

 

[Creative Username]

And the fact there is no such thing as an infantry antitank weapon with a paint warhead didn't cue him in to how this was not a good idea.
Seriously, if he said, "Yeah, that was a stupid thing I said there" I wouldn't call him out on it. The only member of my family who has never said anything rock-stupid is my cat, and she gets her claws caught in the rug.

Patrick (fat) can't be humble. If he had humility, he would be LTIW.

the virus is spreading

One day, Patrick Sean Tomlinson will be a household name. He's destined to child up to one third of the people on the Internet, making literal millions of enemies in the process.

 

[LGHDR+]

Patrick (fat) can't be humble. If he had humility, he would be LTIW.

One day, Patrick Sean Tomlinson will be a household name. He's destined to child up to one third of the people on the Internet, making literal mBillions of enemies in the process.

FTFY, child. Enjoy more Patposters.

 

[JustStopDude]

And the fact there is no such thing as an infantry antitank weapon with a paint warhead didn't cue him in to how this was not a good idea.

It's even dumber than that. It would mean that tanks could be disabled by rain, muddy, or dusty conditions.

Optics are coated with the equivalent of military grade RainX just for this purpose.

 

[Judge Holden]

It's even dumber than that. It would mean that tanks could work in the rain, muddy, or dusty conditions.

Ya know its not good manners to talk about General Fatton's paintcan stratagem and not do the sneedful with posting this gif

Jesus christ Fatrick, google translating spanish when the guy isn't speaking spanish to you is a terrible look. It earns you no respect among spanish speakers

Ya know I hate to fucking say it given how pozz-cancer the term is and those who like using it are.....but making a shitty and utterly unwarranted attempt to speak someone's "ethnic language" despite them talking to you in english is like the most textbook fucking Karen shit imaginable even if its done out of a misguided attempt to be friendly. When its done to be a snarling little bitchfag it crosses over into shit that would get most people in his sphere #cancelled, though Fat is sadly protected by just how much a fucking nobody he is to his "peers"

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ya know its not good manners to talk about General Fatton's paintcan stratagem and not do the sneedful with posting this gif
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Ya know I hate to fucking say it given how pozz-cancer the term is and those who like using it are.....but making a shitty and utterly unwarranted attempt to speak someone's "ethnic language" despite them talking to you in english is like the most textbook fucking Karen shit imaginable even if its done out of a misguided attempt to be friendly. When its done to be a snarling little bitchfag it crosses over into shit that would get most people in his sphere #cancelled, though Fat is sadly protected by just how much a fucking nobody he is to his "peers"

Fucking rofl I love how he's got his P90 with him. He's dressed like he was in that video poncing around with his Maori stick.

 

[Maude Snew]

Fun fact: you can defeat the evil Putler with a fake stick of gum that when he pulls it out snaps his finger just as well as with an entire army with multinational support. Do have fun.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fun fact: you can defeat the evil Putler with a fake stick of gum that when he pulls it out snaps his finger just as well as with an entire army with multinational support. Do have fun.

*hands Tyrone, Ro'dan and Jameezy each a large bag of Taco Bell and opens the door to reveal a bound Nikki on the bed with her ankles tied behind her head and her roastie flaps open and ready for fumigation*
Do Have Fun

 

[Procrastinhater]

*hands Tyrone, Ro'dan and Jameezy each a large bag of Taco Bell and opens the door to reveal a bound Nikki on the bed with her ankles tied behind her head and her roastie flaps open and ready for fumigation*
Do Have Fun
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I've said it before but the man really does look like he's made from Corned Beef.
He has this permanent greasy sheen to him.
He looks like Cholesterol given human form.
A creature of pure Lard summoned by a dark ritual from the Pepperonomicon.

 

[LGHDR+]

Pepperonomicon

"Exotic reading"

 

[Procrastinhater]

"Exotic reading"

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Holy shit its real.
The Black Meat Book of Von Kunst...
The Devils Cookbook.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I should note I'd probably avoid using it anyway. After all, how often would "our" not work?

This is the point: If you’re a “professional author” and fancy yourself a wordsmith, you find elegant ways to phrase things. Pat has been told multiple times that his writing sucks and he’s even been given detailed instructions on how to suck less. But he’s proud to suck. There is literally nothing redeemable about him.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Personally I'm looking forward to Fatrick's holiday season posting. Can't wait to see what slop he'll concoct for the "family gatherings" and post to Xitter. Will we get a lot of soapboxing about how racist America is and muh Native Americans on Xitter this Thursday? How many Christmas prezzies will there be?

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick is still arguing with people in his replies. He's even deployed a new catchphrase to deal with the new Patposters. Enjoy the airlock, engineers.

 

[AnOminous]

Patrick is still arguing with people in his replies. He's even deployed a new catchphrase to deal with the new Patposters. Enjoy the airlock, engineers.

I wish people would quit giving him tickets to be right.