DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Watched the LolcowLive podcast, DSP would have ruined the vibe. Boogie is a dipshit but he's articulate, Wings is a fat dumbfuck but he can carry a conversation, DSP would have sat there like a deer in the headlights the same he did during the interview. Go figure though that DSP was wrong, nobody was punching down at them the entire time, it was overall not a miserable watch. 9k views and 1k likes and it's only been up for 2 hours.
 
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Never thought that Dave could possibly be a bored boomer dad who was in the background, but given what we know of Phil's upbringing and how his mom spoiled him, the pieces do fit. Makes me wonder if Linda pressured Dave into having a kid and he just threw in the towl after that. Makes me wonder if Phil grew up similar to CWC.

Also that Yakuza stream was torture if only for the two somewhat entertaining segments
It's insane how quickly he grappled onto the streamer character and began projecting hard onto that guy all his hatred for popular streamers. The second this obvious parody character popped up he couldn't shut the fuck up for a second and had to go on these insane rambles about how mouth drooling morons prop up these meaningless streamers garbage mukbang content and shit (What the fuck is Phil's eating segments again?)

Then the controller bit. First he wastes viewers times fiddling with the fucking thing instead of going for the solution he already had of borrowing Khet's controller, then when it stops working again he goes tardmode on the poor controller and smashes it. Gee Phil, I wonder why your controllers are all fucked up, couldn't hazard a guess as to why that is. Once he is done acting like an actual retard being angry at his janked controller and how pimp slapping works, literally screaming for the fucking thing to work, he gives up and gets the other controller. Once this dumbass shit is all finished he has to set in how much this sucks because somehow the other controller is melting or some shit. Don't forget the final bit of tardrage when he angrily shouts about throwing the other controller in the garbage. More waste sitting in his garage for a month I guess.
Around the 6:30 mark of the video when he holds the downstairs controller up to the camera look how disgusting that thing is. Literally covered in a layer of dust and grime.

You can’t convince me his condo isn’t an absolute shit hole on the inside. The entire place is probably coated in dust with a nice robust aroma of cat piss to go along with it.
 
Pigsplaining blackface and smoking, but Phil still wants us to believe he's not a lolcow.

The fact that he spent an hour coping over Tom referring to "milking a lolcow" when talking about Phil proves it. I don't know if Phil's more upset that he missed another opportunity to rewrite history tell his side of the story, or the fact that he was referred to as a lolcow again.


And of course he was watching food porn when the stream went down. Way to pay attention, Phil.
 
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Massive cope session about Turkey Tom,
That begcast today was weapons grade copium 132. He's reeling because he's trying to own the 'level 1' callout by keem and 'being a slob' callout by LTG but he can't do anything about being called out on being a failure.
You MILKED someone today huh? Please visit a doctor dood
his disdain for the term 'milked' broke my irony meter today.
 
That Being Said was funny tonight - ripped into Phil's imaginary grocery heist.

Phil made a whole podcast about Tom using the term "failure" about him and he's now made a whole podcast about Tom using the term "milking" about him. You literally can't say anything slightly insulting with setting this guy off lmao. He still doesn't know not to give reactions so easily.
You must be mistaken - Phil has told us repeatedly he's done with all the drama.
 
I can't believe this dude got caught jerking off and he's still here. It just hits me sometimes.

I was watching the TIHYDP for Saw and... he was bad but he's only gotten worse over the years. Like being a streamer full time has completely fucked him up.
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back then all we had to roast him on were bad jokes.
 
He's had this happen a few times on his react channel now, right?
Do those sort of violations have no sort of cumulative effect? Like, you get 3 strikes on regular YT videos and you get banned or whatever, but these stream takedowns have no impact on a channel?
It seems weird that YT would treat stream and "on-demand" violations differently, but I guess that's the case.
Or maybe I'm just very confused, idk. Someone please advise if I'm talking out of my ass here.
 
he's trying to own the 'level 1' callout by keem and 'being a slob' callout by LTG
idk, if he was trying he wouldn't be wearing wrinkled shirts a size or two too small that he picked up at good will... thats like the opposite of working on his sexy.
Dave and his family are very happy with his successful $31 crowdfunding today ($11 without Jeff's tithe).
1mm tipped $25 today. its weird it was $20 for the longest time then phil got sick and lost thousands of dollars from missing 3 days of streaming. then 1mm suddenly drops $50 then starts tipping $25 but sometimes goes back to $20? could be random whales simply using the name since tipping phil lets you put in any name you want...

side note, has he been trying to upsell $100 shots for next Friday? doesn't he still owe a shot or two from the last time? where he made that space juice cocktail and claimed the thing was over 50% alcohol so he wouldn't be taking those shots? i could be remembering wrong though, I've only been casually checking in these last few months...
 
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