Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[glass_houses]

Part of me wants to replicate Gyro's patches and make them in a legible well-designed manner and see how well they sell in comparison but the majority of them are so specific and incomprehensible in message. Them looking like shite is only half of why they don't sell, the other half is that the patches themselves don't make a lick of sense even when translated.

They're just stupid and something that anyone could make if they (for some reason) wanted one. There's zero unique or interesting about them. Oh, ok, they're weird and goofy, but that's about it.

If memory serves, way back in the mist of history when Staph started making the wretched things, someone actually did. It made it very clear that with comparatively little extra effort and planning, Staph could possibly break even on materials and maybe turn a small profit if she worked hard and persistently at wedging herself into a little niche for supporters of disabled people.

The fact is that while Staph's pontificating on her endless identifications are stupid in of themselves, she's still smart enough to compose legible text, read books with a moderate degree of comprehension, and insinuate herself into various groups before she starts blabbing that she's the fucking Womb Wizard and gets kicked out again. She's low IQ but not that low.

To borrow the refrain from the Polissa Campbell thread:

"It’s not that she can't, it's that she won't."

 

[Pee Your Pants]

If memory serves, way back in the mist of history when Staph started making the wretched things, someone actually did.

Here ya go:

you got it.

Spoiler

i tried to mimic the style she was presumably going for. it took all of 10 minutes to trace his face. admittedly i could have placed the wording better, but off-center words are very punk.
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oh, wait, i don't think i copied her style properly. this isn't nearly as wordy enough. and you might not know who this is, or my own personal and weirdly specific political stance! my apologies.
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edit: the before if you haven't seen it.
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Oh boy, graphic design is my job passion

Spoiler: original

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Spoiler: remake

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Wouldn't enjoying steaks mean less cows around to fart?

Also, as a bonus, I can't remember who photoshopped this but I saved it along time ago because I enjoyed it.

 

[moorhen]

This makes me MATI. Your father, who has enough on his hands taking care of his cancer suffering wife - should not be helping you clean your apartment. What a privileged and entitled little shit she is, getting her dad to help her clean her own place, and insulting him before he even comes over. She's 35 years old, not a child. How embarrassing

I cannot fathom, as an adult in her 30s, asking my dad to help clean my home. Granted, he lives in a box on my mantle so I don’t think he’d be very good at it, but still. An adult who isnt physically disabled to the point of requiring help, asking anyone to help clean their home is pathetic.

I bet her home is fucking filthy as well. An unvacuumed floor covered in bits of picked skin and the toe nails she was too full to eat, unwashed plates piled up on the counters, probably some nice paint stains on many of the surfaces. Gross. She’s so gross. Her poor father.
I bet he wishes he was in a box on the mantle when he enters her apartment.

Maybe not actually, she’d probably use him for rituals or for a snack.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I bet he wishes he was in a box on the mantle when he enters her apartment.

Maybe not actually, she’d probably use him for rituals or for a snack.

Or she'd make his ashes into a buttplug and say it's defying how she was abused.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I cannot fathom, as an adult in her 30s, asking my dad to help clean my home. Granted, he lives in a box on my mantle so I don’t think he’d be very good at it, but still. An adult who isnt physically disabled to the point of requiring help, asking anyone to help clean their home is pathetic.

I bet her home is fucking filthy as well. An unvacuumed floor covered in bits of picked skin and the toe nails she was too full to eat, unwashed plates piled up on the counters, probably some nice paint stains on many of the surfaces. Gross. She’s so gross. Her poor father.
I bet he wishes he was in a box on the mantle when he enters her apartment.

Maybe not actually, she’d probably use him for rituals or for a snack.

Fuck man, same.

The thing is, I think this is a routine cleaning for Papa Frigs. The tone I got from that post was that she wasn't up to him coming over right now to clean her shit for her. Were her parents still cleaning up after her before she moved part time into the Section 8 housing?

If my parents (including the one that's in a box on a mantle) came over and cleaned my shit for me once, let alone on the regular, and I was not incapacitated, I think I'd want to die from embarrassment. Just the message that it'd send about my competency would be sobering.

Does Staph think this is normal? Or does she know it's not normal, but she's such a lazy narc that she doesn't care? Damn, Papa Frigs really is a broken man.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

+1 for the Dad Dust Club. The thought of him (or my mom) coming over to help clean my apartment when I was 35 is mortifying. There would be shit I would hide away just because I wouldn't want a parent quizzing me about it. I'm talking normie stuff like an unpaid bill letter or some artwork referencing an in-joke amongst my friends that would make me feel embarrassed about if I got a 'tut' from a parent. But Staph unapologetically has a framed picture of Jeffrey Dahmer on her wall, a sword and shield, an altar with jars of her foot skin in, edgy patches, and probably piles of demon offerings of toe nails and scabs everywhere. She doesn't have the self awareness to hide that shit away. She should feel embarrassed about that shit being seen by her dad, but in the end, its going to be her dad feeling the embarassment for having such a failure of a daughter.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Pour one out for all the lost dads that would judge us from his urn for living the way Staph does.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Were her parents still cleaning up after her before she moved part time into the Section 8 housing?

Oh come on. This is the sped who left foot peelings and toenail clippings and piss mugs and paint water everywhere. They've been cleaning up after her since they adopted her and they won't stop until the reaper comes.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Oh come on. This is the sped who left foot peelings and toenail clippings and piss mugs and paint water everywhere. They've been cleaning up after her since they adopted her and they won't stop until the reaper comes.

It somehow amazes me sometimes just how coddled and enabled Staph has been her entire life. Not that it matters to her, because she obviously despises the parents that she uses all the time for literally everything, including telling the neighbors to shut up. They are not parents to her. They are her slaves.

I know that they used to tell her to clean the deck after she finished trying to summon Satan, but I guess they gave up even that meek "um, sweetie, how about you sweep up your foot peelings off the deck when your done?" they likely did before throwing their hands in the air five minutes later to clean themselves. Man, Staph really is a lesson on how you really shouldn't coddle your child, especially if she is adopted or has FAS.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Staph really is a lesson on how you really shouldn't coddle your child, especially if she is adopted or has FAS.

I bet the bread assault was FAS rage. I hear people with it can be aggressive. The CDC says:

Teenagers and adults with FASDs are at a higher risk for having encounters with police, authorities, or the judicial system. Difficulty controlling anger and frustration, combined with problems understanding the motives of others, result in many people with FASDs being involved in violent or explosive situations.

https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/fasd/secondary-conditions.html#:~:text=Teenagers%20and%20adults%20with%20FASDs,in%20violent%20or%20explosive%20situations.

https://archive.ph/wip/OXeuf

 

[JanuaryViolet]

I bet the bread assault was FAS rage. I hear people with it can be aggressive. The CDC says:

https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/fasd/secondary-conditions.html#:~:text=Teenagers%20and%20adults%20with%20FASDs,in%20violent%20or%20explosive%20situations.

https://archive.ph/wip/OXeuf

ALSO: People with FASDs can be very easy to persuade and manipulate, which can lead to their taking part in illegal acts without being aware of it or being victims of crimes. Trouble with the law is reported overall for 14% of children and 60% of adolescents and adults with FASDs.

Spoiler

powerlevel - I am a courtroom clerk:

I see FAS adults in arraignment court with regularity. It's usually assault 4 (lowest assault charge), harassment, or menacing. Occasionally it's shoplifting, but FAS tend to interpersonal aggression. In fact, a majority of the people we see with misdemeanor charges tend to have cognitive issues. Also, you might be surprised how many people have to take out NCOs against their kids, natural and adopted. I think Mr. and Mrs. Frigly aren't to the stage, and are probably much too forgiving in that instance anyhow,

 

[p0mm3rz]

Is anyone else from here watching her live on YouTube right now? there are 2 other viewers aside from me. She's wearing a blanket over her head and playing with fire.

 

[Meowzers]

Is anyone else from here watching her live on YouTube right now? there are 2 other viewers aside from me. She's wearing a blanket over her head and playing with fire.

oh no.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

She might have said "it's for kids" to affect other settings. A creator I like does that with their Patreon only videos which are hosted on YouTube.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Pour one out for all the lost dads that would judge us from his urn for living the way Staph does.

Hopefully staphs parents get buried, imagine this bitch in charge of your ashes.

 

[brooky]

I cannot fathom, as an adult in her 30s, asking my dad to help clean my home. Granted, he lives in a box on my mantle so I don’t think he’d be very good at it, but still.

Ghosts make excellent lovers. I don't see why they wouldn't also be good at household chores.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I don't see why they wouldn't also be good at household chores.

Dahmer would be a horrible person to possess you to clean your house. His own house was so stinky it alerted people to his crimes.

 

[a hapless toad]

So here's the transcript - I couldn't bear to listen to her painfully slow dying grandma voice. While I would normally condense the automatic transcript line breaks, I'm going to leave them because it's so obvious the transcript is putting in line breaks whenever she pauses.

Spoiler: Staph's "ritual"

hello dear
ones this is um the ritual for
transgender day of remembrance
2023 I'm the transm mask Druid and uh
what we're going to be doing today is um
different than last year instead of
um a druidic ritual I am borrowing from
um the tradition of sather from um more
of a Nordic tradition which is what uh
my path has been going
down and
um let me show you the
book
this has
been very very helpful for my craft
um so what we're going to
do is
a sort of necromantic
right using
um beoning
on the goddess of the dead
hela
just had to refresh myself so
um I always like
these videos that people make on YouTube why times
I I rip the
sound put it on my MP3 player for
uh trans work and that sort of thing
because
it's they're very good props whoever
makes
these
okay
EV sport center gives you access to every
G
but YouTube loves their
ads
[Music]
the energies of the
moon in the
earth I walk this
round make a path against the
Sun
the moon
[Music]
blesses the fire
burns H ground within profane
without I found my PL my space between
the
worlds
[Music]
[Music]
I pray to Mighty
hell to the cover of whose realm lies
down the slope and
path whose walls are high and Gates
impenetrable who will builds with the
hell ropes and the mightiest of
magics lady below me hear my prayer I
stand at the doors of the dead and
beseech thee to allow Mara P Johnson
Sylvia
Rivera to gain temporary passage to the
around world of man so that I may gain
their
counsel
I pray to the mighty hell to the cover
whose realm lies down the sloping path
whose walls are high Gates
impenetrable the wields in the hell
ropes and mightiest of magics lady below
hear me I stand at the doors of the dead
and beseech thee to allow Mara P Johnson
Sylvia Rivera to gain temporary passage
to the around world of man so that I may
gain their
counsel
pour that outside
later
this one night this one night every dark
and
all fire and sleep and candle light dead
I call you
forth from hell's Halls Thou thst come
to
us every night and
all through hell's great Gates you shall
pass dead I call you forth from hell's
great Gates when thou may pass every
night and all to brg of dread Thou come
at last dead I call you
forth from brigle dread when thou may
pass every night and all to thorny Woods
thou comest at last dead I call you
forth when through thorny Woods thou
pass every night and
all to this ring to this place here thou
comest at last that I call you forth
this one night this one night every
night and all fire and sleep and candle
light welcome Mighty
dead
cereal
it is not quite the
day
however I call out to you in the name of
remembrance I call out to you in the
name of activism past
to Herald the new
Dead ones beset by
violence I ask that you pass on
message of
blessings and of vows for justice to the
following
names
to London price of Miami Dade
County to Lisa
love to Dominic Dupri of Gary
Indiana Don Anie Johnson Washington DC
to cherylyn margerie of Albuquerque New
Mexico to China long of Milwaukee
Wisconsin to Louis sanadas
Castro of San Juan Puerto Rico to
Yoko to tomt Robertson of e Chicago
Indiana to Devan J Jay
Johnson of Los Angeles
California to Camden Ryder of Winter
Park Florida to Jacob
Williamson of mmro South
Carolina to Chanel Perez Ortiz of
Carolina Puerto Rico
toia
Davis Detroit Michigan to Bano Brown of
San San Francisco
California to Rashida Williams AKA coko
dll from Atlanta Georgia from Ashley
Burton from Atlanta Georgia
from T tesia Woodland St Mary's County
Maryland to T to gu of Atlanta
Georgia to chash a Henderson of
Milwaukee
Wisconsin marel Jose Rivera
Rivera Houston Texas
[Music]
Zaki andman
twio Louisville Kentucky to Unique Banks
Chicago
Illinois to Casey Johnson Willam from
Wilmington North
Carolina to Jasmine star Mack Washington
DC to
Alexa Andria Sova of Palm Bay
Florida to Lovely pagee Chicago Illinois
to Fel Mary MOA of New York City to
Michelle Deon peacock Richmond
Indiana to om
Gandhi Salt Lake City
Utah
the names that pass along the
message we will continue to fight for
you and in your
name you are among the exalted dead
now
e
I will fight for you
all by all my might by all my
magic from one transperson to another I
will fight for you
all
you may come in
dreams on another forms of
visitation I ask that you come
peacefully and to part with peace as
well thank
you thank you Mara thank you syvia thank
you anyone else who may have crossed
through this one night this one night
every night in all fire and Sate and
Candlelight dead I guide you
home from this place here you shall pass
every night and all to thorny Woods thou
comest at last dead I guide you home
through thorny Woods when thou may pass
every night and all to brle dread thou
comest at last yet I guide you home from
brigle dread when thou may pass every
night and all to Hell's great Gates thou
comest at last dead I guide you home
from hell's great Gates then when thou
may pass every night and all to Hell's
Halls thou comest at last dead I guide
you home this one night this one night
every night and
all fire and sleep and candl light rest
for you are the for you are
home
this one night this one night every
night and all fire and sleep and
Candlelight dead I guide you home from
this place every night and all to thorny
Woods thou comest at last dead I guide
you
home through thorny Woods when thou may
pass every night and all to brg oh dread
now comes at last dead I guide you home
from brg dread when thou may pass every
night and all to Hell's great Gates thou
comest at last de I guide you home from
hell's great Gates when thou may pass
every night and all the hel HS thou
comest at last yet I guide you home this
one night this one night every night and
all fire and SLE and Candlelight rest
for you are
home
I had a sticky
one so I'm just going
to cleanse my
space
and there goes
another
[Music]
[Music]
I walk this round with the sun and
declare what was made now undone I
returned this space to the
world
I walked this round with the sun declare
what was made now I'm done I return this
space to the
[Music]
world so that is this year's transgender
day of remembrance
ritual by me Yara Walker Brown the
transm
Druid I will pour these offerings
outside I made
some
pomegranate W flavored water for Hela
because I didn't have any wine and I
gave some cereal to the
dead you know whatever offerings you
have at hand some some rituals are very
specific some are just whatever you
have and so
uh that's it I film this
on the 9th I will post it on the
[Music]
19th and I would ask that any Watcher
Watchers of this
right go forth out into the world CIS
people be our allies Parry six people be
our
allies and um continue to fight for us
against
Injustice I wear the
Rune I don't know if you can see it I
wear the Rune Ru on my head for uh
strength for personal
strength and I know
that transphobia sucks but I would ask
that you draw on your own personal
strengths as well and make it
through and I pray that none of you end
up on these
lists peace be with you to another year
of
fighting

Hela is a Marvel character. Hel is the lady (not a goddess) of the Norse underworld also called Hel. I don't know enough about Norse myth and Asatru to truly sperg about this but note that Staph is basically saying that Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera are in Hell.

 

[monstrous bubo]

She should submit that transcript to a poetry competition.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Staph is basically saying that Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera are in Hell.

Wow, was not expecting Staph to have a fundie Christian arc