Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

I haven't tried any of those bars, but have to give a shout out to Robert Irvine's FitCrunch Wafer Bars.

Yes, they're chocolate covered, but they're a nice replacement for a Little Debbie Nutty Buddy....and a lot cheaper than the snacks you can pick up at the airport (when your damn flight gets delayed for....who the hell even knows anymore?). Compared to a $8 sandwich that has been sitting in the cooler for about a week, it's a pretty good option.

I'm trying to up my protein as part of illness recovery. I'm doing a daily protein powder shake (whey or casein - love Legion +) to help with that increased protein need, but tbh, my favorite way of upping protein is....meat. Fish. Shrimp. Which are all cheaper than those stupid fake snacks Anna's shilling. I swear some of them should count as penitential offerings in the Catholic Church.
This all hinges on the fact that a replacement to Nutty Buddies is needed?

And on a separate note, who finds it this funny that their underpants were stolen? Anyone who has had this happen would know how creepy and violating that situation actually is, which does not translate to this much giggling. Seems like she’s flattered, the whacky bitch.

At least she hadn’t worn them first, I guess. Hopefully some homeless family in Austin is sleeping covered and dry tonight underneath their new awning.
 
late, but back to the shoe haul for a sec. none of those save for the naturalizer loafers would work well for all day wear. not if you're on your feet all day. especially in some shits from target. pretty sure she said she planned on wearing those '09 looking gold flats to disney? ain't no way.

ever since john started filming/editing, anna has seemed even more cringe. which... hardly seems possible but here we are. it's like he doesn't cut the clip when he should. he prolongs the awkwardness just a hair longer than she would have when she edited herself. he makes her lack of social connections really shine through or something.
 
Isn't this a random.txt? "Who stole my underwear and shit in it? I'll still wear it if it was somebody cool" or similar
Sick Nick Bates. He has multiple threads here, as well as a number of yt documentaries.

late, but back to the shoe haul for a sec. none of those save for the naturalizer loafers would work well for all day wear. not if you're on your feet all day. especially in some shits from target. pretty sure she said she planned on wearing those '09 looking gold flats to disney? ain't no way.

ever since john started filming/editing, anna has seemed even more cringe. which... hardly seems possible but here we are. it's like he doesn't cut the clip when he should. he prolongs the awkwardness just a hair longer than she would have when she edited herself. he makes her lack of social connections really shine through or something.
It could be that John is just that bad at his job, btbh I wouldn't be surprised if it's deliberate. People of all professions frequently find subtle ways to get back at clients and employers who piss them off somehow. And Anna certainly isn't going to notice.
 
I've been following this thread for a while now and all I can think is "how can you continue like this when your legs are looking like this". Look, I'm not obese in any way but when you're a grown adult you must think that you might need to take some real action to get your life back. You can't look in the mirror and think that's okay right? When I looked in the mirror a couple of years ago and started to see a beer gut I started to make some changes. And yes it's actually work but it's worth it. Something a lot of fatties are not used to, doing something to actually achieve something.
 
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Anna now states she has hyperextension in her joints are we gonna get our full munchie arc?!





I've never had Tums does one need such a huge bottle for a few hours? And its anti-diarrhea medicine, I was always told its for heart burn/indigestion?
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That was one of the oddest things. She states that her packages (not mail) require internet to be recieved and the internet was down. Due to this system being down that requires internet to get your packages someone was able to get her packages, but they somehow magically knew which was her underwear to take before she ever got the packages. This just sounds more like Anna got her packages and lost them in the house as she has done many times before.

Total $829

Intro $266
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Spanx AirEssentials Half Zip $128
Spanx AirEssentials Wide Leg Pant $138

Look 1 $18
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Walmart Joyspun Women’s Plush Lounger $18

Look 2 $75
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Lane Bryant Front-Close Cotton Boost Plunge Bra $61
Lane Bryant Cotton High-Leg Brief Panty With Lace Waist $14

Look 3 $147
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Lane Bryant Cozy Fleece Midi Robe $73
Lane Bryant Comfort Bliss Lightly Lined Plunge Bra $59
Lane Bryant Comfort Bliss Hipster Panty $15

Look 4 $20
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Walmart Joyspun Women's Ribbed Velour Top and Pants Pajama Set with Oversized Scrunchie $20

Look 5 $93
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Lane Bryant Foil Lace Boost Plunge Longline Bra $73
Lane Bryant Foil Lace High-Leg Cheeky Panty $20

Look 6 $
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Lane Bryant DreamyCool Notch-Collar Sleep Shirt $50
Lane Bryant DreamyCool Block Pant $57

Look 7 $13
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Walmart Joyspun Women’s Long Sleeve Tee and Joggers, 2-Piece Pajama Set $13

Look 8 $70
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Torrid Super Soft Plush Shimmer Wide Leg Lounge Jumpsuit $70

Look 9 $20
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Walmart Joyspun Women's Velour Knit Pajama Set $20
 
She’ll see a doctor for her gait, but not for her pustulant skin.

Her delusion is that she's a super fit, outdoorsy woman but doesn’t seem to realize her horrific skin belies that fantasy.

I am sure she’d say eczema or psoriasis or some excuse but IME that's not the way those conditions present and besides, her bitten fingernails tell all. Apparently, bad skin is unimportant to her fitness vision. In this case, if she won’t treat it she should stick to using filters like in most of her videos because that gross, picked, inflamed skin is almost as bad as Chantal’s eating sounds.

Oh, and she walks poorly because her fat juicy thighs won’t let her put one foot in front of each other normally. That’ll be a $1000.00 please. She ought to save the money this is costing her -if the day ever comes she’ll need skin removal, that’s when she can work on her gait. It’s a waste of time right now.

Wherever her “journey” takes her, it won’t be to thin privilege. Maybe heart failure.
 
I've never had Tums does one need such a huge bottle for a few hours? And its anti-diarrhea medicine, I was always told its for heart burn/indigestion?
Tums are just an antacid for symptom relief, if she's needing a bottle that large she should be on a regular medication to suppress her acid production in her stomach (a PPI like pantoprazole, esomeprazole, etc).
She likely has reflux issues due to high intra-abdominal pressure from all her girth. Her poor pyloric sphicter (the bit that connects your oesophagus and your stomach, and squeezes closed to stop stomach contents going back up) is probably blown out.

The anti-diarrhoeal must be separate, but the puzzling thing is why she would deem this an essential item (she's not travelling to SE Asia or the Subcontinent), but Tums' active ingredient is a magnesium salt, and magnesium is notorious for causing diarrhoea. One of the bowel prep solutions before colonoscopy is a magnesium salt.
She probably chews on Tums all day and then gives herself the squirts.
 
Add "Who is she?" to "I'm OBSESSED!" as my top hated Anna-isms of all time.

She's so fucking annoying, Jesus fuck. And she thinks that someone nicking her knickers is funny. I'd say that she should be terrified at the prospect of being stabbed to death by a deranged 'fan' except that you'd need a fucking longsword to reach her organs.

(For the record, I am doubting that her underwear was actually stolen, her explanation is extremely unclear. But it's obvious that she's too stupid to know how fucked up that shit is when it does happen.)
 
That was one of the oddest things. She states that her packages (not mail) require internet to be recieved and the internet was down. Due to this system being down that requires internet to get your packages someone was able to get her packages, but they somehow magically knew which was her underwear to take before she ever got the packages. This just sounds more like Anna got her packages and lost them in the house as she has done many times before.
My guess is that the apartment complex uses old-school keyed mailboxes for mail, but a secure locker system for packages (much like Amazon pickup lockers, if you've ever used one of those). To get your packages, you go down to the mail room and scan a barcode on your phone, which opens the locker containing your package. Before I moved out of the city, there were apartment buildings going up all over my old neighborhood, and they all had systems like that for legit security reasons (namely, deep blue city, turning into a crime-ridden shithole).

If the power's out, or there's no internet, however, the packages can't be put into the lockers or retrieved from them, so in that case the packages may either be left out in the open, or held for delivery until power/internet is restored and the locker system is working again. In Anna's complex, which is only half-occupied, and by people who are decently prosperous and can reasonably be expected not to steal their neighbors' mail, is probably not surrounded by homeless camps, and is unlikely to be a target for pro mail thieves, they were probably left out in the mail room.

I have a hard time believing that the package was stolen, because we know Anna lies about shit, or makes up stupid stories from whole cloth, all the damned time. She was way too jovial about it—having a package stolen, especially by a neighbor in your own complex, is enraging,. Also, if it was obviously lingerie, and was stolen for that reason, most women are going to find that extremely unsettling. Instead, Anna's just laughing like an idiot and joking about it, all in that fake way she has.

And why bother to tell her audience about it at all? Nobody was wondering if she'd do a sexy lingerie haul, and waiting with bated breath for it. She could have done the haul with what she had, never mentioned the missing lingerie, and nobody would have noticed anything amiss.

IMO, there was no package. Or maybe there was a package, but nothing in it fit, despite being the largest size offered, and she had a meltdown over it. Maybe she received a box of lingerie to do a sponsored haul and forgot about it, or it was a disaster, and her only way to deny responsibility was to claim the package got stolen from the mailroom because the power was out. Who the fuck knows. But since this is Anna, and Anna makes shit up all the time to make herself sound more interesting or hide her own fuckups, it's a given that #thathappened.

Also, regarding her travel "essentials" kit—she could do away with just about the entire thing if she wasn't a fatass who had to stuff her face with novelty trashfood every 50 feet or so. Actually needing that big bottle of Tums—and an anti-diarrheal to counteract its effects? That's so fat, I can't even.
 
I've never had Tums does one need such a huge bottle for a few hours? And its anti-diarrhea medicine, I was always told its for heart burn/indigestion?
Tums isn't antidiarrheal. I think she's referring to a separate medication. That is a massive bottle of Tums; she probably eats them like candy. There are actual medications for indigestion that are likely more effective than Tums, but they don't come in fun fruity flavors.

I always love it when the bottoms she wears get so stretched out with candy juice that they look like a different color from the matching top. This haul had a lot of that. I just don't know how she looks at the video while editing and doesn't notice it. Also, imagine a Lane Bryant bathrobe being too small to really close around your gunt. Terrifying stuff.
 
- Obesity is bad for the liver and pancreas.
- Alcohol is bad for the liver and pancreas.
- Tylenol, Advil, and Benadryl are bad for the liver.
- Excessive Tums use is bad for the pancreas. (Antacid induced pancreatitis is an actual thing.)

What will take her out first? Pancreatitis is suddenly looking like a solid dark horse candidate.
 
She’s a liar. A fibber really, the lonely unhappy fat girl spinning nonsense claims for attention. Her development really was arrested at age 11.

Her complex is up an isolated drive:
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With no other buildings or businesses by it:
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You’d have to purposefully go up to the Saint June, park in front of the locker shack:
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And luck into the one time the power happened to be down, the packages are unattended*, and lift the very one full of 5XL polyester panties.

Sure.

*In these complexes with the delivery lockers, in my experience they are not left unattended even when the power is down. When this has happened, they’re put in the management office since lost or stolen packages is a nightmare for the property managers to deal with and provides negative PR.

But we all know her package was never stolen, just like at her other homes when she claimed the same story, several times now.
 
The "doctor" she keeps mentioning is a physical therapist (DPT) but of course it sounds way more serious to keep saying Doctor as if he's an MD. Stupid bitch can't just say "I'm working with a physical therapist" because in her mind a physical therapist isn't nearly on the same tier as a MD and everything she does has to be of paramount importance and " you wouldn't understand because I'm working with an entire TEAM of medical specialists".

I really hate every time she mentions having lipedema because that is one of the first Fat Bitch Syndrome condishuns she self-diagnosed with, after a comment on her old blog suggested she *may* have it.

Undewear video- grabs a handful of fat flab hanging over the bra band, says it's LOOSE skin (nope) from losing weight, that she will always have it, and there's a brief moment where her voice wavers and she looks like she's about to start crying before the video cuts off. It's always great catching glimpses of the real, tormented, miserable, self-aware Anna.
 
You can get small rolls of Tums that are travel sized. Dragging around a big bottle of them just means she probably needs to get her ass over to the doctor's to find out if she's got something like an ulcer or GERD brewing.

Now, am off to search for eye bleach because of the underwear episodes (modeling and stolen/borrowed panties.). Dear Lort, that was bad.
 
She’s a liar. A fibber really, the lonely unhappy fat girl spinning nonsense claims for attention. Her development really was arrested at age 11.

Her complex is up an isolated drive:
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With no other buildings or businesses by it:
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You’d have to purposefully go up to the Saint June, park in front of the locker shack:
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And luck into the one time the power happened to be down, the packages are unattended*, and lift the very one full of 5XL polyester panties.

Sure.

*In these complexes with the delivery lockers, in my experience they are not left unattended even when the power is down. When this has happened, they’re put in the management office since lost or stolen packages is a nightmare for the property managers to deal with and provides negative PR.

But we all know her package was never stolen, just like at her other homes when she claimed the same story, several times now.
Wow I'm shocked at how isolated this complex is. What are the odds of a rattlesnake bite / fall and nobody hears her hollerin' / pack of coyotes taking her out? I'm pondering my deathpool bets.

ETA: A horsekick stomp breaks the floor joist and she falls through like Rumplestiltskin and not a soul around to notice, this is a legitimate possible outcome.
 
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