Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Zilch]

Im having second hand social embarrassment from this whole wedding thing, and I think either you are spot on here with them trying to garner an invite OR they genuinely didnt know there was a wedding at all, and the "Cold Ones Set Remodel" excuse was actually a coverup for wedding planning/rehearsals. Either way, I am feeling a strong second hand cringe from this...but I am also so curious what the real situation with the Aus trip/ Cold Ones fail/ wedding is. A trainwreck I cant look away from.

Why would they invite them to Australia at all?
It's just weird to me that they would invite them to Australia just to cancel last minute and not mention the wedding lol
I can only assume they invited Ian and when they tried to finalize dates; Anisa inserted herself and they made some excuse to cancel Ian's appearance.

 

[JelloJerk]

I come bearing gifts for my fellow stalker chud children
Nov 19 stream clip dump part 1
First and most importantly: Why didn't Ian go to Max's wedding?
According to Ian, they actually did get invited. But Ian declined the invitation because he had "important plans here in the states". The real reason they went to Australia back in October was to meet up with Katt and Max and to wish them well. Ian also cites Max being busy with the wedding as to why they didn't do Cold Ones.

Maybe iDubbbz made up the whole "they're redoing the set and busy with their drink launch" thing as to not leak the wedding?

He gets asked again later in the stream and pretty much repeats the same thing.

"I'm sure he had a good time... he had a lot of friends there" . He sounds really sad here to me. Reminds me of this clip I got in the Australia stream where he's talking about not going on ColdOnes and he borderline sounds like he's about to burst into tears. Maybe he was really sad about not being able to make it?

I'm still watching the stream and I skipped around to get those two clips, so I don't know if he talks about what was so important for him to miss his friend's wedding for. I thought people speculating here that it was "I'm busy with my 0 viewer podcast and my shitty tierlist videos" was ludicrous, but what else could it be?

Other shit:
They have no fighters for CC3. The dream is dead bros...

Maybe a Cold Ones episode around New Years?

Someone in chat probably asked if Joji's/Frank's tour happened to coincide with the wedding or if he planned the tour around it. Ian thinks that George planned the tour around the wedding. I don't want to get too petty here, but man, Joji is probably one of the biggest musicians right now and it's possible he moved his whole ass tour around for the wedding. So really, unless iDubbbz was attending a funeral... kind of weird he couldn't make time.

More general wedding talk. iDubbbz talks about how it catches him by surprise how many people around him have weddings.
"What the fuck? How am I gonna afford this?"- Kind of a weird comment, is the money situation really that bad? Maybe it's just that he's always been frugal, idk.
In the latter half of the clip, someone comes in and says they haven't seen him since the pickle video. Very melancholy response, lol.

Ian talks about his own wedding and how they wanted it to be small and cheap, and not inconveniencing people by making them buy wedding gifts, because wedding gifts are expensive.
Look, I think Ian is socially retarded, and I don't think he meant anything by this. But buddy, surely you can see how this looks after being very noticeably absent at a wedding, right? You're just coming off like a cheap prick lol.

"What the hell, I'm already living with this broad. Might as well get married to this broad"
Actually funny iDubbbz, but ah, isn't this demeaning to women? We can't call Alex Wasabi a pussy and Froggy can't call a thot a thot, but you can call your wife a broad?
Also he sees being married in his 30s/late 20s as getting married early.

This one is disturbing. Literally a few seconds after that last clip, where he's talking about his cheap Elvis wedding, and he literally forgot what he was talking about and needs to ask the chat for help. He says this is a common thing and doesn't know what it is. What the fuck? Maybe it's not Anisa who's the one with 13 concussions. Can SSRI's cause memory lapses like that?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Does anyone else get the vibe from his twitch streams that he is on some form of medication? He seems really off and sedated like he's on benzos or something.

 

[Dive⚓Team]

According to Ian, they actually did get invited. But Ian declined the invitation because he had "important plans here in the states".

So what could these important plans be? It's not like you couldn't tell Max you were tentative and try and move things around to go.

He's done nothing but create shit videos since he got back. There's no reason he couldn't have filmed those prior and uploaded them while overseas.
Only a few options the come to mind

• He's the odd out of the group and is embarrassed to be around Max and Co. (probably due to his fall from grace)
• Ian got invited by Anisa did not, and when separately so she could be involved
• Ansia's tattoo appointment was already booked and they (or she) chose that over seeing Max get married
• Had to record a podcast, but again could've done that anywhere or pre-recorded it

 

[TokiBun]

Damn Ian is becoming a sad cow lately. He’s just so pathetic it’s surreal comparing himself to the Ian of the past christ.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Damn Ian is becoming a sad cow lately. He’s just so pathetic it’s surreal comparing himself to the Ian of the past christ.

I've come to realize the Trainwreck tag on this thread isn't for Anisa but rather for her husband.

 

[HatredOfScissors]

Whats the timeline on their podcast exactly? It was started right after the Australia trip right? Would it be foolish to speculate it was started as a fuck you to Max and Chad and their podcast?

We already know half of Cold Ones in the form of Chad dislikes Ian Jomha. So them getting cancelled isn't inconceivable. "I was busy" is the shittiest excuse ever. Nigger you were physically in Australia. I'm not really in tune with the all the drama but if I was betting my money would be on Anisa not being invited but iDubbbz bringing her anyway as the reason.

iDubbbz previously described Max as his 2nd best or best friend ever. And now he has no fighters for creator clash 3. This is reaching Ethan Ralph levels of dark.

 

[Picking Tigeon]

It won't let me quote tweet Jello, but no. SSRIs cannot cause problems with memory. Benzos can create problems with memory, however the most likely reasons for this are head trauma or his previously mentioned states of dissociation.

It's fairly common for concussions to cause short and long term memory loss, even years after the event.

You also have to remember that Ian has accidentally, during his talk with Anthony Padilla, admitted that he very deeply and frequently dissociates.
Dissociating is often triggered by stress, distress, or conflict. It can be a response to emotional overload or the perception of incoming emotional overload.

I'm no psychiatrist (just a person who does dissociate) but I would guess he experienced some kind of dissociative episode discussing Max's wedding, his wedding...even perhaps reflecting on everything that's happened between the pickle video and now.

Spoiler: Dissociation explained

Dissociation is a lot like running on autopilot. You're sitting in the back-seat, watching the car drive itself. Your awareness of what you're actually doing and saying is not always tangible to you, and if you're drifting in and out of dissociation/trying to regain composure and presence, you can easily lose track of what you're saying; since it's not really even you saying it. It's just autopilot.
"Max. Wedding. George. My wedding. Pickle video. Creator Clash."
You're often very vaguely aware of what you're talking about but the details (like mentioning Elvis) or actual sentences are lost on you. Depending on how aware you are that youre dissociating, it can be very jarring.

Anyway. Hopefully I'm a gay retard and wrong and he's just got a shit memory.

 

[JelloJerk]

Ansia's tattoo appointment was already booked and they (or she) chose that over seeing Max get married

Holy shit. I think this could actually be it. She gets the back tattoo completed, and of course right after that she needs "rest" and they couldn't possibly fly all the way to Australia iN HeR cOnDitIoN. Anisa needed the tattoo completed NAAAOOOOO and didn't want to reschedule something that she could do at any time, vs something that would only come once .

Whats the timeline on their podcast exactly? It was started right after the Australia trip right? Would it be foolish to speculate it was started as a fuck you to Max and Chad and their podcast?

Actually, they started it about a week before leaving for Australia. From the stream I'm watching now, I don't think they're on bad terms. It definitely sounds like he would've gone if it wasn't for... outside factors. But I don't think that they didn't invite Anisa. Doing that is just asking for drama, and most people in the real world try to avoid conflict, even if they think that their former friend would be better off without his succubus right by his side. They might have been willing to grin and bear it, but the tattoo happened so they didn't have to worry about it, maybe.

Anyway...
Nov 19th clip dump part 2:
(Part 1... or scroll up a little. Lol)
I think he or the jannies almost ban a chatter for pointing out that Asmongold is balding, lets it slide but reminds chat to not be mean

"There's nothing wrong with balding" cope.
Also talks about how he used to hate going to the barbers so bald people should count their blessings, how "he can't wait to lose his hair"

So, dear viewer, you might be wondering why he has that disgusting grease mop mullet if he doesn't like his hair at all and doesn't even thing it looks good.
The answer is:
a) He's bored lol
b)He wants to know himself, and he wants to know more about hair. Kind of zesty.

He knows more about hair now than he ever has in his life. So Anisa is probably giving him tips. The blind leading the blind. So, what the fuck is wrong with his hair?

The iDubbbz haircare routine:
He gets up in the morning and.... "rewets" his hair, because it's always "fugly" when he wakes up. He's considering purchasing a bonnet because he saw a black woman on TikTok talk about it

Edited out the section where he gets distracted with the game, hence the cut
So anyway this motherfucker just wets his hair every morning and then lets it air dry, because it sticks up and gets all messy at night and that's the only way he can think to solve this issue. Uhhh, nigger, have you ever heard of a fucking comb?

I like the part where he goes "I don't like having it wet because it looks gross". Uh huh, compared to now?

Not included in the clip is where he talks about how he used to use pomade but he didn't like it because it makes his hair stickier and makes it stick out even more. Again. Brush? Comb? Ever heard of these magic devices?

Anisa says that bamboo sheets and pillow cases can help with his greasy messy mop mullet? How? Pls stop listening to your wife Ian.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

The iDubbbz haircare routine:

I think he wants to keep some kind of messy shag, so he doesn't comb on purpose. The problem is that he's obviously treating his hair wrong because he doesn't know what he's doing, including the "re-wetting", so it ends up greasy and unkempt. I'm in awe at how he manages to look permanently like he's post-boxing match and sweaty. The fact he's balding certainly doesn't help.

 

[Picking Tigeon]

Hate to be the one to say it, but for once: anisa is right.
Bamboo sheets and pillowcases are less absorbent than cotton, so they leech less of your natural oils.
The fibres are also significantly smoother and cause less friction and pulling.

What does puzzle me is why is she recommending it for  him and not them?

do they.......not share a bed?

 

[Would]

Besides, not liking slurs is the normal opinion to have in the real world.

Only in the West and only in 1st world nations. Developing nations in the West, much like the (middle) East all engage in casual racism and see no problems with it.

I think Anisa is talking in chat about how happy he is

If being alone in a room playing an MMO is happiness to Ian, then I'm almost willing to feel pity for his miserable existence with Anus. Almost.

Does he still have any actual friends left?

Social/Internet friends? Ethan Klein.
Real ones? Not a chance in hell. Anus has made sure of that.
And it bears mentioning he's dragged away from his family in LA who he had attachment to.

According to Ian, they actually did get invited. But Ian declined the invitation because he had "important plans here in the states".

That only makes him look worse. Streaming for a few hundred miserable souls is more important to me than being there for my friend on one of his milestone days.
He's lying or he's a terrible friend.

 

[Lichen Bark]

Ian needs to fix his face lighting, its horrid. It just highlights the weirdest parts of his face like his eye bags. This just makes him look more unhinged. You can't light a face with two separate sources beaming in at extreme angles from the sides. Get a fucking lamp or something and put it over top your monitor. Apply yourself you gay retard.

 

[Cockyxx]

His whole existence depresses me and judging by the clips above I don't think I could stand to be around him for more than I absolutely have to. I don't think I remember seeing him genuinely happy in the past years. Always miserable, bitching about something or preaching to his viewers.

Unless he shows the actual wedding invitation I won't believe a word he says. If the wedding was actually super big so Ian and Anusa could get "lost" among the other guests then sure, I can imagine them getting invited. But to a small wedding where Miss BP Whore would try to get all the attention? Doubt it. I still believe Max told them that only very close friends are attending but they can hang out when they come to Australia.

Honestly, the more I see from him the more I think he won't make it out alive out of this relationship.

 

[gangster computer god]

I found some older stuff about Chad and him talking about Ian. I swear anything4views was pretty active on twitch (if not popular) around 2017-2018. He may have also had a different name, if I knew where to look I would not mind clipping old streams.

Mildly interesting that Chad was a mod for Destiny? As far as I know Anus/Ian are big simps for Hasan, and Destiny/Hasan have a bad relationship. No idea if Chad still likes Destiny or what the extent of that was

The donation noise cuts Chad off as he is talking about Ian but it sounded to me like: "Everyone sees him as the bad boy of youtube .. [inaudible] I don't know, I'm not amazed by it"

On a similar vein, I found this of Chad speaking about h3h3, which I think may be the origination of the "Ethan Klein stole vape nation" meme. I would imagine this pissed the two Jomhas off.

I'm not sure about this last clip, seems like there may have been more to it? But interesting for him to say unprompted nonetheless. There was also this which is super old, looking back chad may have actually gotten mad. I didn't archive cause it's more of a skit.

 

[Purple Threat]

So apparently Chad and Ian not only hated each other, Ian actually absolutely disrespected Chad in any way possible and saw him socially below himself, Max and Joji.

The friction between Chad and Ian was more or less and open secret. I'm sure Joji and Max were keeping them together.

I can believe him going condescending Dad mode on Chad though. Much like how he was in the pro-sex work video or him explaining irony in his sam hyde reply.

Maybe that was what got the ball rolling and Anisa was the final straw that got him kicked from the Cancer Crew.

whereas Ian, for all he tried, only managed to get a professional, aka surface level,

IIRC Max was the one who approached Ian first and was a fan of his videos. While Ian mentioned on the h3h3 podcast that he liked Max a lot. I think during the peak Cancer days they were friends but Ian fucked it up by being a cunt and married to one.

It's kind of interesting looking back at the past knowing how things are gonna play out. It does kind of feel like Ian was this loser thrust into Internet stardom and let it get to his head. And now we see a someone who can't cope with losing it all.

THat which has been lost can never be regained...

 

[SecretMagicalGirl]

IIRC Max was the one who approached Ian first and was a fan of his videos. While Ian mentioned on the h3h3 podcast that he liked Max a lot. I think during the peak Cancer days they were friends but Ian fucked it up by being a cunt and married to one.

I‘ve never paid much attention into him, but I always had the impression Max is genuinely charismatic and likeable even when the camera is off.

Chad is gross, and immature , admittedly, But I do respect that he is very genuine, and honest. It specially stands out in a world full of double faced YouTubers.. Its probably one more reason Max likes him so much. .

Joji is nothing like his Filthy Frank Character. But, again, he comes off as a genuinely smart, funny and likeable person. If you watch the video we’re he tried to be out of character, he comes as very down to earth, and mature.

But Ian? With heavily rehearsed and edited videos he is somewhat likeabke sure. But, without a script he comes as a very socially awkward and resentful person. Opposite to his Idubbbz character, he has a very thin skin.

There’s video evidence of him overreacting and being all nasty with How to basic.

I do buy the theory Ian was only around because he was a big name YouTuber . But he wasn’t that close to the rest of the crew. Certainly not close friends.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

sounds like he's about to burst into tears.

He's just gulping. Probably his throat was dry due to speaking.

 

[shoashuffle]

If Ian Johma didn't attend his mate's wedding because Yoko wanted another tattoo, then he honestly should just kill himself.

 

[Cockyxx]

Yeah imagine not being able to attend your best friend's (Ian's own words) wedding because you BP thot wife had an episode and booked a $18k tattoo session which you also have to pay for. Ian wtf dude