Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Tsk tsk tsk, Nick.

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Actually, if you remove the biggest digit (one million), Alphacore still made more than Balldo's stupid lawsuit grift.

What an utter failure.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Has Nick already forgotten that he was the one who laid down the gauntlet and pointed to $1 million as the golden number for Chuck Dixon's book?

It's only been a month. Does he want a fanbase who can't remember what he said a month ago? This is really bizarre.

Lel just in that thumbnail he looks so incredibly effeminate and homosexual.

A Creative Writing degree holder who merges an independent clause with a list.

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Well creative doesn't necessarily mean good, case in point I guess.

 

[Swole McPole]

Well creative doesn't necessarily mean good

I find I can reliably substitute the word 'shit' for 'creative'.

Creative writing = shit writing
Creative photography = shit photography
Creative town = shit town
Creative cloud = shit cloud
Creative industies = shit jobs that make no money

etc. etc. etc.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's so easy to see why he cut ties too. He's not an idiot, he hears Nick do the "I love you for real man but actually you're a dumb retard who does not deserve a single dime in this world and you smell funny but you know I hope you make 50 million dollars you dumbass" schtick and that's all he needs.

The sad thing is that I’d bet money Nick is genuinely baffled as to why Eric wants nothing further to do with him. Untreated alcoholics will harbor deep resentments against someone for shit they know they didn’t do and in many cases for shit the drunk lied about them doing.

Nick Rekieta will never be able to stop drinking, and he’s staked everything on living in an online reality show, so we are guaranteed entertainment until he dies. I’m praying for a long life for this little bitch.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

autistic audience almost cost Kyle Rittenhouse the case by spam-messaging his legal defense during the trial.

Really? Did they spam them with legal terms they recently found out pretending they know law?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Really? Did they spam them with legal terms they recently found out pretending they know law?

Apparently they had a bunch of people who poorly translated Nick's 'commentary' on what the defence was missing, and they spammed that to their e-mail inbox. I am sure there were a bunch of crackpots in there and 'You should have asked X question to Y', but from the volume, I am assuming it was a distorted law pope bull that was transmitted.

 

[Null]

Tsk tsk tsk, Nick.

Beautiful. I love how he's so fucked up in this he can't even hold his hand up straight. Just holding his glass resembles a sober person trying to balance a ping pong ball on a plank of wood.

 

[Bathhouse Owner]

Do we live in a world now where The Gunt is now more lucid than Nick?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Tsk tsk tsk, Nick.

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From lawsplaining the Internet to copesplaining his butthurt.

Do we live in a world now where The Gunt is now more lucid than Nick?

It's the Sonichu demons. When Ralph wore the totem of Chris in the classic polo and medallion they broke free and entered him. Then when Nick preformed the ritual and wore the medallion, even though he didn't wrap himself in the totem of the Sonichu it was enough for the demons in the Rage Pig vessel to jump ship and enter a new home, a home that a Balldo built.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Really? Did they spam them with legal terms they recently found out pretending they know law?

Probably. From what I know, according to Kyle's Lawyer, they were screaming at him when to say "Objection." It was a frustrating case, don't get me wrong, but you don't spam a guy's phone while he's in the court room trying to do the defense.

Edit:

It's the Sonichu demons. When Ralph wore the totem of Chris in the classic polo and medallion they broke free and entered him. Then when Nick preformed the ritual and wore the medallion, even though he didn't wrap himself in the totem of the Sonichu it was enough for the demons in the Rage Pig vessel to jump ship and enter a new home, a home that a Balldo built.

It's Hedonism II.

When Nick went to Hedonism II, the distilled will of Baal (Moloch) entered his body, a Star of Rempham was engraved upon his breast to empower his primal urges. Obviously, when he received the Millennium Sonichu Medallion, the evil beast within rose and now Nick is the King of Cows.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Eric July went from being mildly friendly with Nick to full on “this man is dead to me” after that stream and follow up comments along with Nick weird ass 6 hour drunken rant. I’d imagine Eric was originally happy to meet another libertarian YouTuber, until he quickly realized they type of person Nick actually is.

The funny thing is, I'm willing to bet that most of the people on this site wouldn't give two shits about Eric July or his comic were it not for Juju and Vito's gay little crusade against him. In a vacuum Eric does kind of come off as abrasive and arrogant so it's not hard to picture him as just another grifter with delusions of grandeur. Then you pay attention to his actions and realize that he's not just some braggart running his mouth like every other woke/anti-woke grifter on youtube. He parlayed the success of his YouTube channel into a capital venture through good networking and business savvy. He took a financial risk in breaking into an entirely new market of which he had no prior experience but was smart enough to know how to make use of the skills he had acquired from prior professions in order to make the transition as seamless as possible.

That's not to say that he's some kind of genius or financial wunderkind, but it does mean that he has a baseline level of competence that isn't normally seen in this particular sektur. Thus far, I don't see any major fault in how he's gone about his business. Then you hear Juju, Vito, and Nick mouthing off about how dumb and incompetent Eric is and it just doesn't sync.

 

[mailfrawd]

Im not about to go through 1000s of pages to find out about the "locals gift" but I'm guessing he's still bitching about how much that'd cost and how the circumstances of his unacknowledged alcoholism is preventing him from following through.

Nick, Brother, take that money (if any of it still exists) and go to rehab.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

In case this was not clearly answered, Faran leaked some supposed DMs between here and a third party where she said that Nick confessed his wife wanted to swing off-stream after the ill-fated stream where she rolled on her back and kicked her legs.

To me, it always seemed like fabricated blackmail to try to get him to take down the footage, but that is speculation.

Correction on this, didn't see it posted: Faran didn't leak the DMs. Divinity leaked screenshots of DMs between Faran and a 3rd party. This was when Faran was copyright striking Divinity non-stop. Divinity later sent $100 superchat to Nick apologizing for it.

It's the Sonichu demons. When Ralph wore the totem of Chris in the classic polo and medallion they broke free and entered him. Then when Nick preformed the ritual and wore the medallion, even though he didn't wrap himself in the totem of the Sonichu it was enough for the demons in the Rage Pig vessel to jump ship and enter a new home, a home that a Balldo built.

I'm of the belief that the demon entered Ralph when he filmed Chris being arrested and then fled from Ralph when he and Nick were both at the Blaze building. I think the timelime tracks better.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Beautiful. I love how he's so fucked up in this he can't even hold his hand up straight. Just holding his glass resembles a sober person trying to balance a ping pong ball on a plank of wood.

Also take note of the fact that he was so plastered in that clip that, for a brief moment, he forgot that Chuck Dixon had previously been a guest on his stream.

 

[not william stenchever]

I'm of the belief that the demon entered Ralph when he filmed Chris being arrested and then fled from Ralph when he and Nick were both at the Blaze building. I think the timelime tracks better.

Holy shit, that hilarious dancing was actually Ralph exorcising the sonichu demon from himself

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Im not about to go through 1000s of pages to find out about the "locals gift" but I'm guessing he's still bitching about how much that'd cost and how the circumstances of his unacknowledged alcoholism is preventing him from following through.

Nick, Brother, take that money (if any of it still exists) and go to rehab.

If it helps, he still has yet to auction off those knives that were meant to help raise money for Vic's court case

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick, Brother, take that money (if any of it still exists) and go to rehab.

Nick lacks the basic integrity required to be honest with himself or anyone else. He is constitutionally incapable of acknowledging any aspect of reality that doesn’t flatter him.

Nick will never, ever be able to stop drinking.

 

[Vect]

It's so easy to see why he cut ties too. He's not an idiot, he hears Nick do the "I love you for real man but actually you're a dumb retard who does not deserve a single dime in this world and you smell funny but you know I hope you make 50 million dollars you dumbass" schtick and that's all he needs.

...probably also had something to do with Nick literally calling him a fake nigger and lecturing him on how to be black.

Yes, this man.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The funny thing is, I'm willing to bet that most of the people on this site wouldn't give two shits about Eric July or his comic were it not for Juju and Vito's gay little crusade against him.

Eh, I don’t even read comics but I had heard about the whole Rippaverse thing. Thought it was a nice selling point that he wanted it just to be a normal pre-woke style of comic instead of making it gay by heavy handed anti-wokeness.

Hijacking the culture for a pet cause is the core issue. Doing it in the opposite direction would still become an issue.

I just don’t want to know about the politics of people who produce fiction.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Im not about to go through 1000s of pages to find out about the "locals gift" but I'm guessing he's still bitching about how much that'd cost and how the circumstances of his unacknowledged alcoholism is preventing him from following through.

Nick, Brother, take that money (if any of it still exists) and go to rehab.

His latest cope re: the non-existent Locals 5k gift is that the manufacturer is now leaving him on read just like Josh.