Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[AN/ALR56]

I think it's good he didn't go, seeing a healthy loving relationship in front of him might had broken him completely.

To be fair to him, if I haven't moved on with my life and then my friend who has, and barely has anything in common with me anymore would invite me to his wedding, I'd have very mixed feelings about it, I'd probably go to honor him, but I would feel like a fish out of the water at the reception.

 

[JelloJerk]

Hate to be the one to say it, but for once: anisa is right.
Bamboo sheets and pillowcases are less absorbent than cotton, so they leech less of your natural oils.
The fibres are also significantly smoother and cause less friction and pulling.

What does puzzle me is why is she recommending it for  him and not them?

do they.......not share a bed?

I would think that if anything he would need something to absorb all of that grease, not less of it.
And yeah I forgot to mention it. The most charitable interpretation is that she bought pillow cases for herself but not Ian?

He may have also had a different name, if I knew where to look I would not mind clipping old streams.

In Ian's Pax 2015 blog they shout his old name, but I can't quite make out what it is. I think it's Monkrage?

Nov 19 stream clip dump part 3
(Part 1, 2)
iDubbbz says that he saw a comment on a recent video that said "I feel seen". His new standard of knowing if a video is good or not is if he accomplishes being relatable and sharing an experience. Very heart-centered human-relating of him.

Caged, abused monkey that dances for pennies at the side of the street longs for the companionship of his species.

No fight plans, he wants to rest. "If there's a fight that makes sense I will take it". Ahem...

Someone says they want to see him fight Logan Paul. "It could happen. Never say never".
This is interesting if you remember what Bigbunjeeee said about how Ian was supposed to fight Greg Paul originally.
Also he says he thinks he could take the fight but he would need to gain weight for it. Does this nigger never learn?

"It would be hype if I won. I would enjoy winning a boxing [nervous laughter] m-match..."

Pls pls xQc steal the DaxFlame podcast for your livestream we're desperate - The man who made the Jinx Content Cop

"Aren't the Jomhas friends with Hasan? Why don't they get him to eat his lunch in front of their videos instead?" You might be asking. Ian says Hasan is too political. Lol.

The jannies made a poll to ask what pronouns people in chat go by. Christ...

Might be worth looking into the jannies out of curiosity. I think it goes without saying that they're probably trannies, and I think they prepare stuff for him to do. In a previous stream they might have gotten him to do a fursona quiz. So there's that.

He has thought about making another Kickstarter Crap. Why, Ian? That whole series was about shitting on retards, and you don't do that anymore, right? Or do you only apply that to Content Cops because you were known as the "Content Cop guy" to most people?

Anisa BTFO'd #SigmaGrindset
Also she calls him iDubbbz. WTF?

They got Skweezy Jibbbs for an episode of the hot seat, which might be the first guest I've ever recognised. Anyway apparently Ian forgot to send him the show for approval before uploading. Oopsies ! Very professional.

I cannot stress enough how much he looks like a literal fucking goblin. Tiny, beady eyes and a giant nose . I think when iDubbbz told Sam to not refer to him as a goblin, Sam contacted the Etsy witch he got to cast a curse on their marriage again to slowly morph him into a creature of the night for laughs.

 

[Ballistics]

There is nothing in Ian's life that could stop him from going to Max's wedding.
His wife is getting a tattoo. Ian is not. His podcast just started up but its not a live broadcast. Ian can just pre-record one or two episodes. It's not even like its about the latest thing so there's no issue. His dying YouTube channel? He puts out low effort shit once a week. Pathetic.

Ian talks about his own wedding and how they wanted it to be small and cheap, and not inconveniencing people by making them buy wedding gifts, because wedding gifts are expensive.
Look, I think Ian is socially retarded, and I don't think he meant anything by this. But buddy, surely you can see how this looks after being very noticeably absent at a wedding, right? You're just coming off like a cheap prick lol.

Ian is coping really hard when it comes to his own wedding. A cheap wedding just for you and your spouse is a-okay when you're doing it just for you two but... money? Worrying about wedding gifts? You can have a frugal wedding and have some fun with the wedding gifts. Tell people they got a cap of $20 or thrift store items only so they can get creative. Hell, just say in bold text NO GIFTS. People will understand if you've already got a full kitchen so extra wine glasses and a second blender are just junk.

Someone says they want to see him fight Logan Paul. "It could happen. Never say never".
This is interesting if you remember what Bigbunjeeee said about how Ian was supposed to fight Greg Paul originally.
Also he says he thinks he could take the fight but he would need to gain weight for it. Does this nigger never learn?

I've seen Logan Paul wrestle. You can hate the guy but he is unironically one of the best wrestlers in the WWE. Stupidly athletic, great stage presence, and quick on his feet (he recently saved Rey Mysterio from snapping his own neck by catching him mid-air). It would be another massacre. Ian wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Inb4 scouters, but the only times I get a craving for/ actually play world of warcraft nowadays is when I'm massively depressed, even if I don't consciously realize it. It's become a pattern that I've started to recognize and can properly deal with now.

I wonder is Ian is the same, playing that 20 year old game because he has nostalgia for the good times of middle and/ or high school when he'd play world of warcraft with his friends, and is now looking to somehow recapture the comfy feeling of it. He really should go outside, contact foilage and make real friends, if that's even possible anymore.

The clips that Jello posted make me pretty sad, and I don't even have any emotional investment in iDubbbz. He seems like a person that has given up hope. Pretty awful to see someone turn into a broken husk of their former happy and well liked self.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

He seems like a person that has given up hope. Pretty awful to see someone turn into a broken husk of their former happy and well liked self.

The issue with Ian is that he has done this to himself. He is miserable and sad and pitiable but he brought it on himself. He's the one denouncing his old adoring fans, he's the one clinging onto a mentally ill attention whore who doesn't even fuck him, he's the one trying to pass the blame onto other people like Sam Hyde. And if you point this out to him, you're just another toxic chud who hates women.

 

[Jones McCann]

I looked for this other software called Twitch Downloader, since I remembered they do have a feature to download the chat, but unfortunately they can't do it for unlisted/deleted VODs. They borderline claim it's impossible, so I wish the Twitch Recover guys the best of luck in that regard. Maybe if I catch iDubbbz live next time I could try it while he's live, but I think Twitch Downloader doesn't let you download anything live.

You can hook directly into the Twitch IRC chat for any live streamer and get all the live chats that way, no authentication needed.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I think it's Monkrage

That's it, he still uses it

 

[JelloJerk]

Nov 19 stream clip dump part 4
(Part 1, 2, 3)
"Those are my two passions in life. I like candy, and I like toys".
Literal goo goo gah gah shit. Grown and matured BTW

Inexplicably, iDubbbz still humours the idea of making a new documentary some day. I think someone in chat (maybe Anisa) says that "we gotta do the next documentary on a chick". And iDubbbz says maybe he should do it on the "idea of a chick". Keffals doco confirmed?!?!?!!?

Nah, he later says that he's talking about AI girlfriends.

...Or is he?

Uh oh.

Edited to cut out dead air/gaming
(I spared you him autistically stammering for a minute to ask if the term femboy is offensive or not. You're welcome)

Someone asked about a documentary or a Hot Seat episode about Trisha Paytas. Says he thinks she might've said something mean about Anisa. He says it like he's talking about some random internet drama he can't remember and not his wife lol. Also mentions Nick Avocado for some reason? Did he say something about Anisa? He reckons neither of them would come on the show or "accept a documentary".
Yeah I think it's kind of arrogant of him to assume that anyone would want to work with him after what he tried to pull with Sam Hyde, and the implication that if he picks you as a subject it basically means that he thinks that you're an easily manipulated retard.

Anyway funny he mentions this, because I've been going back through the thread recently and it turns out Trisha apparently did make fun of Anisa's OnlyFans in a Frenemies episode and she "cried about it for like a week". Lmao.

 

[PetiteFeet]

This one is disturbing. Literally a few seconds after that last clip, where he's talking about his cheap Elvis wedding, and he literally forgot what he was talking about and needs to ask the chat for help. He says this is a common thing and doesn't know what it is. What the fuck? Maybe it's not Anisa who's the one with 13 concussions. Can SSRI's cause memory lapses like that?

Spoiler: powerlevel

I'm not gonna guess what Ian is on as I can only speak from my own point of view and not how people perceive me while medicated, I've also never had memory lapses like that mid-conversation unless someone changed topic or interjected, but I'd argue that that's a normal thing that can happen to anyone and not because I'm medicated
I've been on quite a few different SSRI's and have never had the brainfog Ian appears to be experiencing in general.

Do we know if he has ADHD and if he's medicated for that as well? Anti-anxiety meds? A mix of anti-depressants and anti-anxiety can be "zombiefying" and I can attest to the latter making me drowsier than normal, it's a side-effect some people can't live with even when compared to having anxiety attacks.

 

[Nuclear Poisoning]

How, HOW is this guy swindling people tens of thousands of dollars for his bullshit?

Here's my autistic theory: status signalling via multi-layered meta-humor. He's not swindling anybody.

It occurred to me while watching the tattoo artist's tutorial video. Right off the bat: "first step, get an iPad"; then following that he activates the symmetry tool and proceeds to draw the most plain-looking and unartistic schematic rendering of a butterfly. That's the point where I started laughing, not because of how bad it was, but because I thought I had been had and was actually watching a sketch from some Adult Swim show. Tim & Eric style or what have you. Because the tattoo artist is, unbeknownst to the plebs that are not with the "in" crowd in L.A., the current heir to the whole Andy Kaufman style of humor, which makes him one of the hottest assets around for those of the "in" crowd. Being marked by him is purely a status symbol for those few people who have not lost their orientation within these infinite layers of irony and meta-humor that constitute American show biz. It's a bit like in the movie Inception with the spinning thing: having a tattoo by the modern Andy Kaufman is signalling to those "who know" that you are cognizant of the correct layer of irony, in other words you are cognizant that your spinner thing stopped spinning thus meaning you are not in dreamworld, you're a real nigga.
The aesthetics of the tattoo itself are meaningless, we're light-years past the "ironically ugly" point. The human body itself is beyond ironically ugly, because with the constant subversion of beauty standards (like fat people being bikini models and all that), it's all broken. Hyperaccelerated post-modernism. The only way to keep it real is to get this tattoo from an "artist" who the plebs consider a con-artist with no skills for drawing, and maintaining a public image of a dead inside BPD trainwreck. It may have really cost $18,000, it may have not, the joke is still on you because you'll never really know what's going on, since you're not "in".

Thank you for the puzzle pieces and trash cans. I am sleep deprived and hallucinating charitable interpretations for L.A. retards.

 

[LimeRikki]

I'm with the others on this thread. I think he's just dissociating hardcore pretty much all the time.

Imagine being completely checked out of your marriage, but being too much of a faggot get a divorce.

"Dissociating to own the haters", is i'm sure how the BPD white trash skank would frame it for him interpret it.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Chad posted a video of him at Joji's concert in what looks like possibly private box seats. What could have been if Ian didn't cuck out.

 

[Godmode]

Just a thought, but seeing what a spiteful faggot Ian is, it could be that he was bitter he wasn't asked to be in the wedding party and decided not to attend. I wouldn't put it past him.

 

[LigmaTwatz]

This thread used to be so funny, now it’s gotten depressing. Cancer crew used to be the best thing on YouTube, anything4views was always the one doing the most, love that he’s getting the love he deserves.

 

[56 others]

Ian needs to fix his face lighting, its horrid. It just highlights the weirdest parts of his face like his eye bags. This just makes him look more unhinged. You can't light a face with two separate sources beaming in at extreme angles from the sides. Get a fucking lamp or something and put it over top your monitor. Apply yourself you gay retard.
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He looks like a Fallout 1/2 talking head

 

[HereForNudes]

Has Max,Joji or chad said anything or hinted they dont like Anus or think she is bad for Ian.

 

[Gourmet Race]

According to Ian, they actually did get invited. But Ian declined the invitation because he had "important plans here in the states". The real reason they went to Australia back in October was to meet up with Katt and Max and to wish them well. Ian also cites Max being busy with the wedding as to why they didn't do Cold Ones.

This is your last chance, Mr Jomha. After this there's no more turning back. If you accept the invitation, you get to witness your best friend getting married - a once in a life time event. If you reject the invitation, your wife gets her back tattoo, which is something you could just reschedule. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth, nothing more.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

He looks like a Fallout 1/2 talking head

Lmao I love that mental image. Do you think he's watched Sam's recent fallout streams and decided that was the look he ought to go for?

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

answering some lore
>Max and anisa
They were cordial and responded to each other’s tweets until Max made a comment on Tana’s appearance. Anisa told Max to cut it out. Now, Anisa didn’t do this because she felt bad for Tana. No, Anisa admits she thinks Tana is more attractive than her. So if Max is calling Tana ugly, then that makes Anisa super ugly. The exchange that ended their interactions went something like this
>Anisa tweets something like “one day I’ll be known for my own “better” content and NOT my boyfriend’s!!”
>max tells her lmao what
>white knight calls max a dick
>anisa jumps in and agree with white knight, and indirectly calls max a dick
>max, in a rare moment of sincerity tells Anisa something like - I’m just saying it’s stupid the way you’re phrasing it, why can’t you both thrive, why do you have to say you have to be better than idubbbz? It’s not a competition

>chad and anisa
Very limited interaction, Anisa reluctantly talks about him. Usually bordering on negative. Especially during the ice/chad arc and then the keem/clown/chad podcast arc. Probably not enough clout for Anisa to care for

>Kat and Anisa
Kat tried pretty hard to befriend Anisa, but anisa is retarded and probably pushed her away. kat always tries to befriend the girlfriends of max’s friends, for example joji’s ex. I don’t think Anisa tried to emulate Kat, I don’t know where that came from.
Kat was/is(?) an airline attendant so whenever she was in the socal area, she would invite Anisa to hang out. Anisa used these hangouts for content vs girl bonding time. After a bar out with kat and her coworkers, anisa streamed from inside her hotel. The content being about the cancer crew and “OMGGG KAT people think I look like MAX and TALK like him, isn’t that crazy!!” Like anisa you cunt Kat just finished a job shift, what the fuck are you doing

>trisha paytas nickacado
They both mentioned seeing Anisa’s onlyfans and just said it was low quality, the fact idubbbz is holding onto this passing comment almost 3 years later shows how fucking petty him and Anisa are

If you have anyother questions I’ll try to lore master it up

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

>Anisa tweets something like “one day I’ll be known for my own “better” content and NOT my boyfriend’s!!”

Remove "better" and this is pretty much true, especially if you consider the entire cucking arc her 'content'. Good job Greasy, achieving those goals!

Anisa used these hangouts for content vs girl bonding time

Wasn't she sperging recently about wanting a sense of community or real connections or some shit? Gee Anus, maybe if you actually engaged in and appreciated relationships with people instead of using them for clout you'd have a friend or two?

the fact idubbbz is holding onto this passing comment almost 3 years later shows how fucking petty him and Anisa are

How old was the Sam Hyde video strike drama he was still seething about when he went after him? Idubbz Anisa's husband never forgets.