DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
fresh pair of socks said:
"I was fat. I was drunk. I was stupid," Philip Paul Burnell.

All of today's suggestions (give to charity, play different games, shorten podcast) are stupid, according to DSP, but a viewer dared to ask Lord Burnell to beg less. Only beg once during stream and never again.

The suggestion box has been great for detractor content, but hasn't yielded a single way DSP could improve his stream, none that he's willing to do anyway.
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Of course he is not going to do them. He does nothing wrong. He does everything correct. Duh!
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
You lot seem to be forgetting that Baldurs Gate is being touted more for its fucking companion speed runs and bear sex than the story or system that's why Dave's hesitant to play his faggoty polack ass will be duh huh huh-ing nonstop every time there's a camp cutscene.
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Since when has dave kept up with actual game news? Dave doesnt want to play BG3 because its a spiritual successor DIV2 and DIV2 made him look like a fat retard. He still plays Yakuza which is always known for having big titty fan service.

fresh pair of socks said:
"I was fat. I was drunk. I was stupid," Philip Paul Burnell.

All of today's suggestions (give to charity, play different games, shorten podcast) are stupid, according to DSP, but a viewer dared to ask Lord Burnell to beg less. Only beg once during stream and never again.

The suggestion box has been great for detractor content, but hasn't yielded a single way DSP could improve his stream, none that he's willing to do anyway.
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Yeah because these fucking retards still havnt suggested that Phil should do less work and he should expect more money for doing less work. These are the only two viable solutions.
 
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Phil repeating how he's the happiest he's ever been in his life while being the poorest he's been in a decade living paycheck to paycheck in a loveless marriage of convenience is almost sad. It's obviously a coping mechanism for him. Like he is trying to convince himself he's happy when he's clearly miserable. I say almost sad because Phil is too massive of a piece of shit for me to feel sympathy for him. It was his choice to throw away all his money on WWE instead of saving and retiring at 50.
 
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Gramh said:
Watched the LolcowLive podcast, DSP would have ruined the vibe. Boogie is a dipshit but he's articulate, Wings is a fat dumbfuck but he can carry a conversation, DSP would have sat there like a deer in the headlights the same he did during the interview. Go figure though that DSP was wrong, nobody was punching down at them the entire time, it was overall not a miserable watch. 9k views and 1k likes and it's only been up for 2 hours.
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I hope the Lolcow Podcast survives and makes millions just to spite Phil (I also hope Boogie and Wings get conned out of all their money).
JohnRedcorn said:
Around the 6:30 mark of the video when he holds the downstairs controller up to the camera look how disgusting that thing is. Literally covered in a layer of dust and grime.

You can’t convince me his condo isn’t an absolute shit hole on the inside. The entire place is probably coated in dust with a nice robust aroma of cat piss to go along with it.
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Considering he was bitching about the rubber being all slimey. I've never in my life had a 'melting' controller. That house is 100% a fucking pigsty, pun not intended.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Phil repeating how he's the happiest he's ever been in his life while being the poorest he's been in a decade living paycheck to paycheck in a loveless marriage of convenience is almost sad. It's obviously a coping mechanism for him. Like he is trying to convince himself he's happy when he's clearly miserable. I say almost sad because Phil is too massive of a piece of shit for me to feel sympathy for him. It was his choice to throw away all his money on WWE instead of saving and retiring at 50.
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If he says it enough he might start believing it. I've broken it down in another post. But i didn't need to. We all know its cope. Like he's Oliver fuckin Twist or Little Orphan Annie. "Ooh my situation is obviously shit but I'm actually super happy because of muh dog or muh Daddy Warbucks I don't need money!" So cringe. If Kat and Jasper are the only reason he's happy, If the audience of dentheads are the only reason, if the ability to put garbage content on YouTube are the only reason he's happy then it's really gonna suck the day he finds Kat leaving, Jasper dead, the YT and audience gone forever.

One more thing. I'm really getting sick of the "I don't put out content that hurts people" When literally last night he gave 672 da business. To the point where 672 was so hurt that he bought it up only for Phil to give him more of it. Every week another Dent is strung up in the town square. Lavenia. RGBeef. Wings. Boogie. i know alotta peepul don't care as much as I do but after 8 years of watching this guy I can honestly say he's the worst person I've never met.
 
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Corpun said:
Considering he was bitching about the rubber being all slimey. I've never in my life had a 'melting' controller. That house is 100% a fucking pigsty, pun not intended.
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I don't know what specific controller you're referencing, I know there are videos of it, I just haven't watched them. However, as soft polymers degrade, they get sticky. It's a natural thing and can be cleaned off pretty easily.
 
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Negative Toxic Loser said:
I don't know what specific controller you're referencing, I know there are videos of it, I just haven't watched them. However, as soft polymers degrade, they get sticky. It's a natural thing and can be cleaned off pretty easily.
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He was talking about the replacement controller degrading, also when he cleaned the closet a ton of old controllers had the same sticky gunk on it. Dude cleans jack shit.
 
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Oh look, we’re back to the Phil whining about him not liking his audience suggestions, even though they would throw money at him to do things like play Baldur’s Gate 3.

I can’t tell if Phil is incredibly stupid or incredibly lazy.
 
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Suggestion box #3 11:51:40
(mocking voice) Maybe once in a while, do a charity funding stream. This could help improve your image, which would help you grow.


Can't do it, trolls. It has to be FOOLPROOF:tm:. He then makes up some arbitrary problems like "I can't get the money, it has to go directly to the charity, tax reasons" which are all solved, just not by him, so handhold him, thank you. Also most charities are scams. Anyway, this takes a lot of effort, you don't even understand it you guys.
He brought up haters as an argument three times. Implies there was a hate compilation made that was sent around three years ago. What if they do it again and shut it down? Furthermore, he brings up the image thing from the original suggestion. Whole spiel how "charity" isn't actually charity, because people do it for image reasons, which is why he doesn't do cause he's a Roman Catholic. Plays semantics of "charity" vs "philanthropy". Ice bucket challenge brought up again, he got hate for no reason! Also mentions Mr. Beast. Stop trying to make Phil do things he is not comfortable with.
Can't wait for a "when are you doing a philanthropy stream" suggestion, fucking cunt. He basically says "No cause trolls".
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"400 things, I am going to summarize"
#1:
- make the prestream 1/3 of the length
- play more games, that's what people give you money for ("completely untrue btw")
- really confused about the "podcast and daily wrap should be shorter than a single segment of the podcast" line
Response?
"Do what everyone else already does and number two, when I turn on the game I talk about unrelated shit that distracts from the game"- Mr Interactivity. "Terrible suggestion"
If you don't see the benefit of the podcast, the dedicated crowd that just tunes in for the podcast, then it's not my problem that you like streamers that talks about personal shit during gameplay (not what he said btw). I don't wanna be everyone else.
#2 Stops reading after "World of Horror", 1.5 sentences in, to complain about the "personal preferences" of the commenter and how comments should just give him "general advice".

Rest was skipped :story:
"I wasn't aware I did a lot of react videos, right?"
"Yes, I did a lot of reviews"
"I was shocked that someone said it"
YOU GUYS WANTED MORE REACT CONTENT. WHATEVER I AM DOING IS WRONG AND WHEN I START DOING THINGS IT'S ALSO WRONG.
4. Play BG3 - I might do it in the future.
5. Ignore the trolls - I'm trying my best.
12:07:45
"Stop begging. I know you don't think you are, but you are. Mention how people can contribute ONLY ONCE AN ENTIRE STREAM (:stress:), only at the beginning of the stream. Leave it alone. Don't ever bring up goals, don't ask for any kind of contributions, DON'T HINT ABOUT IT EITHER" OML :stress:
Counter argument: TV ads blast you the entire time, not just at the start. What if you miss the beginning beg? You won't know to give him money if you do! "When you are watching a five hour broadcast, you are expected to be there the moment the show starts to know how to support that broadcast, right?"

Mr. "Should I play the intro for you again?", Nightbot is telling people every minute to give you money.
It would have been fine if the suggestion was "Reduce the amount that you ask for contributions", he'd have gone "Let's talk about that, let's talk about balance", but not like this, this is the extreme . *snake laugh*
"How about this?"
"get rid of tiered goals, no one cares if you put on gunner glasses, or a hat. Instead, do a goal along these lines..."
"Maybe this is a good one"
"$100 in an hour will give you an extra hour of streaming"
HE'S NOT SINGLE, HE'S NOT 20, HE'S GOT STUFF TO DO! HE SEES HIS WIFE FOR TWO HOURS A DAY! Even on his days off he has to do stuff :( Brings up legal appointments and lawyers for some reason #tinfoilhattime

"Now what you want me to do, is abolish goals that are silly that are easy to do, you know, toss on some glasses or put on a hat. Instead of doing things that are reasonable, you want me to take away even more time with my family. This is the definition of entitlement." Just because you gave me money you can't tell me what to do. In the past? 14-16 hours of work every day. "I was fat, I was drunk, I was stupid, I was a workaholic. No work-life balance. This suggestion is ludacris, I'm skipping the rest. I mean WOW. I'm really glad we are going through these."
Charity suggestion was good now because he could give a reason why he can't do it, unlike the begging one. "These aren't suggestions, these are demands".
"I believe Shorts are more popular now than when they launched. I think a focus on shorts again like the channel had when it first launched would help bring the channel to a newer audience and maybe even bring back in some older fans through the algorithm, it's an idea."

Shorts are only viable for larger channels with dedicated editors and "moment hunter" people. DSP got no time, he works from 10 in the morning to 10-11 at night. Even during streams he might catch a good moment and then an hour later he forgot about it already, it's tough man. Maybe he can outsource it to a thread (enjoy more thread mention spam). He had people working on shorts (what happened to that guy, hmm DSP?). He has help, but no short editors. Please handhold him into making shorts, this is a valid suggestion. People keep comparing him to people that actually make content, you should stop that, DSP is not that kind of guy. If he had THREE HOURS MORE PER DAY HE COULD MAKE SHORTS. If only there was a two hour time waster to find 60 second clips.

TLDR: "Beg less" suggestion made him rather annoyed. He is starting to say that some suggestions are "good" as in "proper" suggestions, even if he won't implement them but at least they don't waste his time, basically.

Suggestion box in a nutshell, to quote a certain lady: "But it doesn't serve my interests. How does it serve my interests?"
 
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Mr. Brown said:
Phil talking about charity is amazing.

Making out that him being catholic means he does give to charity.

Phil mate, you don't even tip on door dash

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I don't know why Dave expects anyone to believe that he gives money to charity when he's admitted multiple times that he's never even set money aside for taxes.
 
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