Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

Total gunt redemption total Nick death.

Tactical Ralphamale victory.

20,000-30,000 xannieberries eaten

Tactical Ralph Victory

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Why he didn’t stream

This clip is all over the place. Sleeping for 14+ hours on a random Wednesday or Thursday night and trying to blame it on the narcolepsy? I wonder what cocktail of drugs he was coming down off of, probably some more coke and MDMA. Then the party excuse is bullshit and once again raises the question of what does our wife even do around the house? If you have to do that much work for your own child's birthday party (even with unexpected guests) our wife is useless. Why even cook for 20+ people and not just order a fucking pizza like a normal person? Your excuses are almost as bad as your hairline balldoman

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Anything whatsoever that requires any effort to remove counts. Baked Alaska ended up prosecuted for fucking with a paper menorah. And there's the fact he was trespassing after already being told to knock it off by the police.

I understand based on the "ackchumally" standard of the law.

A jury would sit here and say "you're really wasting my time over this?".....Now, put that as part of a story of stalking behavior, and it's crazy enough to fit that narrative.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Tsk tsk tsk, Nick.

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lol nose nigger looks awful in this clip

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He reads this thread more intently than he's ever read the bible so impugning his alleged Christianity by saying he's such a degenerate faggot cuck that he's allowed himself to be possessed by demons probably pisses him off in a more unique way than just talking about his mundane mental and material failings.

I think even joking about Nick being possessed by a demon makes him sound much cooler and more interesting than he could ever hope to be. Nick is a garden variety drunk and shitty father/husband. Boring but true.

 

[Blackstar]

The Sonichu demon got repelled by the Balldo demon already residing in NIck

 

[Fools Idol]

I imagine the reason the manufacturer leaves him on read (if this manufacturer exists, he even contacted them, and he's not lying, which being Nick... real possibility) is because he strikes me as the kind of 'customer' who wastes your time not knowing what the fuck they want, will harp on about how to do your job even tough it is clear to all and sundry they are a useless loser, and worst of all, will never actually put $3.50 on the table to show they are serious about wanting to get shit done.

These are the kinds of people who will actively cost your business money, either by wasting staff time or, God forbid, going full retard when you manufacture something, failed to read their mind on what the fuck they wanted and then become a legal nightmare. I bet he has used "tHe CuStoMeR iS AlWays RiGhT" at least 10 times in communication with them too.

Nick, take the hint and learn to read social cues, they don't want anything to do with you, you're not a customer, you're an annoying pest.

Some fat retard living in Siberia manages to get shit like t-shirts and fucking sliver coins made even though he can't seem to keep his website up for more than a month and isn't allowed a bank account. If you're willing to put the effort in than the sky is the limit. Also helps that said retard isn't busy being drunk 24/7 while watching his wife getting railed by Jamaicans.

 

[Honey's Dead]

I am curious what the 5k gift is, not like I will ever receive mine as Princess Nicky has an old email address.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If you want to get @elb some more views on youtube:

It's tough, buddy.

Seriously, he looks worse than usual, and the usual as of late, has been shit.

His business "plan" for streaming is rambling and pointless. I don't see how his locals streams, as shared and recapped, are "amped up". He's shit drunk, drooling, slurping down noodles or more booze. Why would locals want to enable him to stream on another platform? He says Twitch post-streams were about chill and winding down. I will grant to him, the time slot for the locals shows is shit, but why would they want him to stream on a normal time of day? How is twitch less cozy than locals, where he has like 50 viewers?

Oh, Locals is a chore because of when he has to do it. So people are telling him to do something, so he doesn't want to do it. Do it whenever he feels like it (aka never).

But he has "plans". Do Locals streams throughout the day. But I thought he was forever driving them damn kiiiiids! He just gonna slur from the car and run red lights again?

But he's a huge fan of Rumble and Locals, he wants them to make a million dollars.

They (Rumble/Locals) have indicated they want to continue to work with him, according to him. This would not surprise me if true, as they appear to be a terribly managed company. Then again, he does say something about changing plans if they wouldn't want to continue. Who knows.

 

[Pomniman]

I think even joking about Nick being possessed by a demon makes him sound much cooler and more interesting than he could ever hope to be. Nick is a garden variety drunk and shitty father/husband. Boring but true.

It's not cool if it entered him rectally like an ectoplasmic pozload. He's already turned himself into a cartoon character when he started sticking bottles up his ass apropos of nothing so it's too late to keep this grounded.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I am curious what the 5k gift is, not like I will ever receive mine as Princess Nicky has an old email address.

Let's apply logic here. What is the laziest, most obvious idea that Nick could have thought of and still manage to screw up because of further laziness?

They're etched whisky glasses with usernames from Locals or the # of the supporter. I'd stake my small collection of half-dollars on it.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Let's apply logic here. What is the laziest, most obvious idea that Nick could have thought of and still manage to screw up because of further laziness?

They're etched whisky glasses with usernames from Locals or the # of the supporter. I'd stake my small collection of half-dollars on it.

He's dumb enough to do something that personalized, but that creates such logistics issues. Far easier to make something once and have 5000 exact copies to send out to a list, than to match up 5000 unique items to 5000 names/addresses.

 

[Edilg]

I don't really watch Rekieta but can someone answer me this. Has that Megan Fox lady lawyer been dressing up sluttier now? I think I saw her on the stream years ago and she was just wearing a hoodie.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Nick is trying to reframe the criticism as if KF is saying he won't have a Rumble contract at all. Some are saying this, but most realize he is almost certainly going to get A contract. Most of us are rightly speculating that the contract just won't be nearly as good as it was the first time.

Either way it doesn't matter though. He's going to get A Rumble contract,the terms are going to be private, and he's just going to lie about how the deal is so much better than the last one and KF is just so wrong about everything.

 

[Pomniman]

I don't really watch Rekieta but can someone answer me this. Has that Megan Fox lady lawyer been dressing up sluttier now? I think I saw her on the stream years ago and she was just wearing a hoodie.

She's not a lawyer, though yeah, it seems like the balldo pope has influenced her in that way. I think they even talked about that on one of those infamous Friday night coom streams he stopped doing.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is trying to reframe the criticism as if KF is saying he won't have a Rumble contract at all. Some are saying this

I can’t recall seeing anyone say that tbh. I think “some” is a major overstatement. Nick is making shit up for the sake of looking like a victim.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Here’s some clips from the first half of his Twitch stream last night

Nick’s bald spot
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Why he didn’t stream
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Swatted
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Rumble renegotiations in regards to Locals
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If you want to get @elb some more views on youtube:

It's tough, buddy.

Seriously, he looks worse than usual, and the usual as of late, has been shit.

His business "plan" for streaming is rambling and pointless. I don't see how his locals streams, as shared and recapped, are "amped up". He's shit drunk, drooling, slurping down noodles or more booze. Why would locals want to enable him to stream on another platform? He says Twitch post-streams were about chill and winding down. I will grant to him, the time slot for the locals shows is shit, but why would they want him to stream on a normal time of day? How is twitch less cozy than locals, where he has like 50 viewers?

Oh, Locals is a chore because of when he has to do it. So people are telling him to do something, so he doesn't want to do it. Do it whenever he feels like it (aka never).

But he has "plans". Do Locals streams throughout the day. But I thought he was forever driving them damn kiiiiids! He just gonna slur from the car and run red lights again?

But he's a huge fan of Rumble and Locals, he wants them to make a million dollars.

They (Rumble/Locals) have indicated they want to continue to work with him, according to him. This would not surprise me if true, as they appear to be a terribly managed company. Then again, he does say something about changing plans if they wouldn't want to continue. Who knows.

I doubt he was swatted. Does anyone else remember the Weeb saga where people got 'death threats'? What was Nick's response to that?

POST RECEIPTS!

He used the same argument with other people he had Twitter spats with.

When it comes to the justification to drop LOCALS post-streams, I think he has hit upon something clever. Numbers down because you have trangmogrified into a gigantic cunt and coomer that is too lazy to stream in the day?

BLAME THE TIMESLOT!

Nick is going to argue that his loss of supporters is due to the timeslot.

Let's apply logic here. What is the laziest, most obvious idea that Nick could have thought of and still manage to screw up because of further laziness?

They're etched whisky glasses with usernames from Locals or the # of the supporter. I'd stake my small collection of half-dollars on it.

He said he had custom art for it, so it sounded like these were identical items, but it had some high cost to produce. That was just my interpretation, and not that it was 5k unique items.

Nick is trying to reframe the criticism as if KF is saying he won't have a Rumble contract at all. Some are saying this, but most realize he is almost certainly going to get A contract. Most of us are rightly speculating that the contract just won't be nearly as good as it was the first time.

Either way it doesn't matter though. He's going to get A Rumble contract,the terms are going to be private, and he's just going to lie about how the deal is so much better than the last one and KF is just so wrong about everything.

I can’t recall seeing anyone say that tbh. I think “some” is a major overstatement. Nick is making shit up for the sake of looking like a victim.

People expressed that they would like to see that, or they would laugh. I think I expressed the sentiment that if the company were smart, they would drop. There were a few hardliners that were eager for it, but I know the greater majority are cynical enough to think he will be fine.

The fact that there is one person that thinks this is enough justification for Nick to rail against it. He is a victim in search of haters and AAAAYYYYLAWWWGS! This is a cow trait: to not be able to rest while there is one person on the internet that disagrees with you.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

I can’t recall seeing anyone say that tbh. I think “some” is a major overstatement. Nick is making shit up for the sake of looking like a victim.

I've seen plenty of people speculate that he might not have a rumble contract anymore with how badly he's circling but I haven't seen a single one actually saying he won't

 

[elb]

Has that Megan Fox lady lawyer been dressing up sluttier now?

Her husband started shopping for her

Source

 

[RotPockets]

Far easier to make something once and have 5000 exact copies to send out to a list, than to match up 5000 unique items to 5000 names/addresses

He would just send them out randomly, why would you ever expect him to give a fuck. 5k RNG “personalized” garbage is far more likely.

(Fade in: super blurry flashback)

Nick: Did I sell it as personalized merch or did I sell the Locals and an idea of personalized merch?
*lick*slurp*seethe*
Nick: Because I’m pretty sure I sold the second one…
(Fades away)