YouTube Commentary Community - You know shit's about to get real when the cartoon avatar crosses their arms!

[SpergPatrol]

I'm out of the loop; what has the author of Sonic.exe done since that damn thing became popular?

Besides his many freaks out over his dumb ass story, the creator is a confirmed furry pedophile

He got caught grooming a child just a while ago

 

[BeetleBug242]

 

[Red flaming panda]

View attachment 5509188

Lmao, MANLET

 

[BeetleBug242]

Lmao, MANLET

We need an autistic height read on all them

 

[Urbicide]

View attachment 5509188

Might be a little bit of a perspective issue since Jon is standing somewhat in front of him, but def still a height difference

 

[Inside your walls]

As promised, I sat through Jesse and Salvo's stream that aired yesterday.
Here is a summary.

NOTE: A lot of shit Salvo says about Tom should be taken with
the grain of salt because he's a massive attention whore that will say anything
for clout and attention, so you're gonna see the word ALLEGEDLY appear a whole lot in the summarization.

• Salvo and Jesse's reasoning for doing this stream was because
  Tom blocked them on Twatter for different reasons.
  
  
• Tom blocked Jesse because his e-fwiend/daddy Jet Neptune blocked him and Salvo got blocked because he was spreading the rumour that allegedly Tom's dad was responsible for writing scripts for his videos until last year after Tom hired bunch of other script writers and researchers for the videos.
  
  
• According to Salvo Tom is pretty much just a voice actor who reads scripts that were written by his team, meanwhile video editing is done by known figures such as Soph/Lt.Corbis.
  
  
• Allegedly, Tom has asked Porsalin (the dude that did the Mersh documentary and is doing the upcoming Fatrick one) to quit making his Youtube videos so he can become a full-time editor for his videos, possibly to drive out the competition.
  
  
• Dedicated segment to calling Flamenco a pedophile.
  
  
• Allegedly Tom is balding (lol) and when Jesse met up with him a year ago, Tom was constantly obsessed with fixing/straightening his hair to cover his balding pattern, which prompted Jesse to tell him to stop touching his hair and prompted him to start bullying Tom.
  
  
• Salvo doubling down on Tom being a cuck rumor. He and Jesse proceed to show up the post talking about
  the Cuckgate allegations by @Retard Mountain (tl;dr Tom's girlfriend Kai has allegedly slept with Lerix another commentator, which
  caused Tom to carve her name in his chest due to angst.)
  
  
  
• Salvo claims that Keemstar used his networking connections to get him banned off Youtube and other social media sites. Alleged number of banned accounts include 15 Twitter accounts and 2 Youtube accounts. He also states that allegedly, Keemstar and the whole commentary community has tried to get him arrested irl. This was alleged deplatforming and attempts to arrest Salvo irl was started after he sent a dick pick to Fatty DeOreo through email
  because he thought it would be funny.
  
  
  
• Following the last point they also discussed that alleged leak of the whole group chat where Tom, Keemstar and others are encouraging
  people to flag Salvo. They only shown messages between Xylie and Keem from that alleged group.
  

That's about it, rest of the stream was just Jesse and Salvo talking about the Lolcow Podcast
and it's gay drama.
Anyways in conclusion:

This was very homosexual.

 

[BeetleBug242]

Tom blocked them on Twatter

If that’s what caused most of the bad blood they should kill themselves!

Tom's dad was responsible for writing scripts for his videos

If that is true, there’s nothing more embarrassing. That tops it.

is pretty much just a voice actor who reads scripts that were written by his team

LOL yeah of course he is. You think someone who needs to brag about how hard he works on mid content is someone who actually works hard. That’s also how you could get away with the brag, you’ve got plenty of help!

to quit making his Youtube videos so he can become a full-time editor for his videos

LOL

Dedicated segment to calling Flamenco a pedophile.

Good

Allegedly Tom is balding (lol)

HAHA lmao

fixing/straightening his hair to cover his balding pattern

Oh buddy… blood in the water my man… don’t you know who you are dealing with? No chin much?

Keemstar used his networking connections to get him banned off Youtube and other social media sites

Keemstar 100% did this, he’s bitter a retard trolling him is more popular than his dead show drama alert, or maybe lolcow live I don’t think it’s gonna last long.

he thought it would be funny.

Absolutely was. Please slavo if you are reading so that more. I want to hear about you emailing genitalia to them constantly. Make that your gay op.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Salvo and Jesse's reasoning for doing this stream was because
Tom blocked them on Twatter for different reasons.
Tom blocked Jesse because his e-fwiend/daddy Jet Neptune blocked him and Salvo got blocked because he was spreading the rumour that allegedly Tom's dad was responsible for writing scripts for his videos until last year after Tom hired bunch of other script writers and researchers for the videos.

>Getting this pissy over getting blocked
Faggot shit

According to Salvo Tom is pretty much just a voice actor who reads scripts that were written by his team, meanwhile video editing is done by known figures such as Soph/Lt.Corbis.

Tom has literally said he hires people to work on his video multiple times, this isn't a big revelation

Allegedly Tom is balding (lol) and when Jesse met up with him a year ago, Tom was constantly obsessed with fixing/straightening his hair to cover his balding pattern, which prompted Jesse to tell him to stop touching his hair and prompted him to start bullying Tom.

In his 20's? My nigga only 25% of males in the US suffer from baldness at that age, it isn't something that's common
If this true then by god his family tree must have some shit genes

Salvo doubling down on Tom being a cuck rumor. He and Jesse proceed to show up the post talking about
the Cuckgate allegations by @Retard Mountain (tl;dr Tom's girlfriend Kai has allegedly slept with Lerix another commentator, which
caused Tom to carve her name in his chest due to angst.)

>Sourcing the newfaggot that hasn't been active since he posted those "leaks"
Lmao as if it wasn't more obvious that he was one of his goons

Salvo claims that Keemstar used his networking connections to get him banned off Youtube and other social media sites. Alleged number of banned accounts include 15 Twitter accounts and 2 Youtube accounts. He also states that allegedly, Keemstar and the whole commentary community has tried to get him arrested irl. This was alleged deplatforming and attempts to arrest Salvo irl was started after he sent a dick pick to Fatty DeOreo through email
because he thought it would be funny.

The only thing I can buy is DeOreo and Keem doing gay ops. I kind of expected that from them

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

View attachment 5509188

Lmao short, hands in cock shame position, definitely got cucked.

I always knew turkey Tom was a femboy but a simp cutter? Yuck. Of course could easily dispel the cutting rumors by POSTING TORSO.

>Getting this pissy over getting blocked
Faggot shit

Let's be fair, the commentary community are talentless sycophants that stay in the black by herding teenage viewers to each other's channels and milking ad revenue. Blocking somebody or kicking them out if your group chat basically ends their career. Vewy sewious business, Lol.

 

[SpergPatrol]

As promised, I sat through Jesse and Salvo's stream that aired yesterday

Thank you for your sacrifice of summarizing one of the most retarded streams I have ever seen.

But most of this stuff is such petty non-issues like who cares if tom is balding? Make cancer patient jokes and move on.
No one here is winning a beauty contest anytime soon as much as everyone post memes saying they are "chads."
We all know without this popularity or money they would barely get a hook up from a truck stop glory hole.

All this showed was Slavo is still ass mad about some gay drama he should have already moved on from a long time ago.

The tom cuck stuff was mildly interesting because they went out of their way to try and hide shit that everyone would have assumed was just a joke if they didn't.
It was more interesting and funny to make fun of that situation because they took it so seriously.

If it isn't real, why the hell did they private accounts and delete shit like a triggered twitter user?

Now we know they hide shit from everyone if it makes one of them look bad.
It also has the unfortunate side effect of giving Slavo have some credibility due to they tried to hide it.

If they just admitted to it and joked about it no one would have really cared.

Now we have to listen to Slavo retard screeching because he got something right.

 

[斯尼 德之王]

Tom's dad was responsible for writing scripts for his videos until last year after Tom hired bunch of other script writers and researchers for the videos.

If true, then that would add to the explanation of why Tom is so socially inept, his parents are practically sheltering him to this day. He can't socialize with normal people, he's still "friends" with the guy that continuously makes fun of him to his face, aka The Oreo Gunt.

What's next? He took his mom to prom because no girl wanted to be seen with him?

 

[SpergPatrol]

If true, then that would add to the explanation of why Tom is so socially inept, his parents are practically sheltering him to this day. He can't socialize with normal people, he's still "friends" with the guy that continuously makes fun of him to his face, aka The Oreo Gunt.

What's next? He took his mom to prom because no girl wanted to be seen with him?

He probably didn't go because Tom has even admitted himself the school he went to pegged him as a possible school shooter

 

[Bubba Hernandez]

If true, then that would add to the explanation of why Tom is so socially inept, his parents are practically sheltering him to this day. He can't socialize with normal people, he's still "friends" with the guy that continuously makes fun of him to his face, aka The Oreo Gunt.

What's next? He took his mom to prom because no girl wanted to be seen with him?

Xe is basically this image:

 

[Wooper]

He probably didn't go because Tom has even admitted himself the school he went to pegged him as a possible school shooter

About that...

For those who can't see it the title is "THE FBI CAME TO MY HOUSE"
The TLDW is Tom was bored at school and posted a picture with him holding an assault rifle that was edited to include the footage of the Columbine shooting. The caption said "second day of senior year: CURRENT MOOD". This prompted the police and one FBI agent to visit him at home and Tom's parents were mad.
If this story is true Tom could file a request using the Freedom of Information Act and look at his case file and see what they said about him.

 

[SpergPatrol]

About that...

For those who can't see it the title is "THE FBI CAME TO MY HOUSE"
The TLDW is Tom was bored at school and posted a picture with him holding an assault rifle that was edited to include the footage of the Columbine shooting. The caption said "second day of senior year: CURRENT MOOD". This prompted the police and one FBI agent to visit him at home and Tom's parents were mad.
If this story is true Tom could file a request using the Freedom of Information Act and look at his case file and see what they said about him.

I mean if you want to do that you can, but what else is there to know besides the police most likely calling him "an idiot," along with his parents?

The situation is just funny as is that if that actually happened then Tom was dumb enough to seriously post that and expect no consequences because "lol I was being edgy."

 

[Bubba Hernandez]

I mean if you want to do that you can, but what else is there to know besides the police most likely calling him "an idiot," along with his parents?

The situation is just funny as is that if that actually happened then Tom was dumb enough to seriously post that and expect no consequences because "lol I was being edgy."

How do you guys think Turkey Tomboy would be in his 30s? Because living only of JewTube is a very bad idea

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Someone has apparently reported the terrorist responsible for bombing the rainbow bridge

Original troll post was picked up by some french press maybe?

https://twitter.com/Aiden_Revival/status/1727450765051216325

 

[_justlurking]

View attachment 5509188

For someone who preaches going to the gym he sure does look FAT.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Original troll post was picked up by some french press maybe?

 

[Urbicide]

View attachment 5517113
For someone who preaches going to the gym he sure does look FAT.

Wonder if Tom's trying to switch over to irl documentary content. Maybe not fully but he's spoken before about liking idubbbz docs and he does content with Brandon Buckingham every now and again so I think we can expect to see more of these irl segments. Wouldn't be the worst thing, but its going to be much harder to pump out content constantly when you're doing a full on scene video segment instead of just a voiceover. Maybe that's a good thing