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Strongly doubt she actually has it considering Grayson had to pay for her abortion in the middle of the 5 guys drama.

That's most likely why she did it. Getting knocked up from a scandal that blew up on the internet will scare someone into birth control. I think the time table fits too.
 
Lol I wonder what she keeps in that retarded chip. One of these days she's going to be bleeding all over a stretcher they don't want to move her out of until she gets an MRI...
but first they will have to cut off all her clothes to take out her piercings and slice open her fingers and yank out her other garbage.
She'll get to talk about it on twitter later though so totally worth it.
 
The true motivation behind Crash Override Network (CON):
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I'm still working on the video. Will try to have it done sometime tonight. Too many real life obligations have been getting in the way.
 
That's most likely why she did it. Getting knocked up from a scandal that blew up on the internet will scare someone into birth control. I think the time table fits too.

Was it even his, I wonder? I wonder if Grayson is such a cuck he literally paid for another man's abortion.
 
Lol I wonder what she keeps in that exceptional chip. One of these days she's going to be bleeding all over a stretcher they don't want to move her out of until she gets an MRI...

I seem to recall her saying that it had a copy of the original Deus Ex on it during an interview. Sounds like something they would find "meaningful"

On a side note of her related idiocy, having an magnet implanted in your finger and saying it allows you to "sense magnetic fields" is a pretty dramatic claim. It's like saying that a string tied from your finger to your dog allows you to "sense canine movements". It's also a pretty crazy procedure to put yourself through.
 
Was it even his, I wonder? I wonder if Grayson is such a cuck he literally paid for another man's abortion.

She said it was Eron's somewhere else in those chats, so...

I seem to recall her saying that it had a copy of the original Deus Ex on it during an interview. Sounds like something they would find "meaningful"

On a side note of her related idiocy, having an magnet implanted in your finger and saying it allows you to "sense magnetic fields" is a pretty dramatic claim. It's like saying that a string tied from your finger to your dog allows you to "sense canine movements". It's also a pretty crazy procedure to put yourself through.

Sorry if I'm too dumb to realise this is a stupid question or just really late, but wouldn't the magnet be likely to have wiped the data on such a tiny chip by now?
 
I wouldn't be surprised if they think that Grayson was the one who betrayed Alex and Chelsea to GG, over the abortion or whatever its was that he paid Chelsea $800 for. (I'm sure the betrayal is just a product of their overactive imaginations)
 
Why is it every time Kluwe opens his mouth, it's utter exceptionalism? That said, Valkenburg probably wants to ride that dick more than anyone else's.

It's kind of confusing because when someone is a football player/musician/writer you think they'd be actually intelligent but instead he's an annoying moron. On paper he's a Renaissance man or some shit. But on Twitter he's a spastic.
 
Kluwe's the shit punter who was cut for sucking then accused the Vikings of firing him for his "political views". He also claimed there was an underage rape scandal on the team but mysteriously never went to the police and completely stopped talking about it when people started asking questions and found out the cops were never called.
 
Why is it every time Kluwe opens his mouth, it's utter exceptionalism? That said, Valkenburg probably wants to ride that dick more than anyone else's.

He's not a football player anymore, and he's on the outer fringes of geekdom, mainly through his WoW addiction.

So there's nothing in it for Chelsea to gain from by cleaning Chris' taint with her tongue.
 
I seem to recall her saying that it had a copy of the original Deus Ex on it during an interview. Sounds like something they would find "meaningful"
Well you can buy the chip kit for like 99 dollars and it's much easier than the magnet deal. Problem is it's way way way too small to store a multimedia videogame so she's probably lying about all of her implants.
 
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