Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Just found out about Nick, and i'm honestly ashamed i might have to be the one to say this but somehow this 400 pound homo has the biggest dick of any lolcow we've featured here. The other thing i should mention is that we should think about how much that fat hides dick. This guy could have been known as the guy john holmes if he decided to be set up an only fans and appeal to weirdos with fetishes a decade ago instead of recently

 

[Wallace]

It turns out there's a term describe how people like Nik lose their minds: Audience capture. It's a self-reinforcing feedback loop that involves telling your audience what they want to hear and getting rewarded for it. A lot of YouTubers and social media "influencers" fall into this same trap of doing the things their audience wants them to do--in Nik's case, they wanted more and bigger mukbangs.

 

[Male Idiot]

Just found out about Nick, and i'm honestly ashamed i might have to be the one to say this but somehow this 400 pound homo has the biggest dick of any lolcow we've featured here. The other thing i should mention is that we should think about how much that fat hides dick. This guy could have been known as the guy john holmes if he decided to be set up an only fans and appeal to weirdos with fetishes a decade ago instead of recently

In a normal world, he would be at best slighty chubby and balls deep in a girl.

As Bald Beanie man said, we are not in a normal world.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

In a normal world, he would be at best slighty chubby and balls deep in a girl.

As Bald Beanie man said, we are not in a normal world.

not to be mean and maybe its just bias, but packing heat like that will guarantee your molestation which would lead to at minimum being ok with gay stuff, every dude i know that was known for their size also was bi-curious at minimum. The type of dudes that even if homophobic or from a homophobic area didn't mind hugging or grinding up on other men or wearing dresses and lipstick and calling another guy "daddy" or "boyfriend" The type of dudes that if they ended up in the drunk tank might be engaging in some homosex by the time they're free to leave. The type of guy that tries to convince his male co-workers to wrestle during the break.

the only men i know that can be large and a 0 on the scale are eastern european old dudes and thats probably more because of how quick people would hurt anyone acting a little sweet rather than being 100% straight.

 

[feralteen]

Anyone want pumpkins?


Why do you keep reacting to my post with horrifying??? It's just wholesome pumpkins they don't hurt you

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

>Sharty avatar
>Ancient le funny pumpkin meme
>Angry about reacts
>Doubleposts
>Oct 6, 2023

 

[Xenomorph]

Just found out about Nick, and i'm honestly ashamed i might have to be the one to say this but somehow this 400 pound homo has the biggest dick of any lolcow we've featured here. The other thing i should mention is that we should think about how much that fat hides dick. This guy could have been known as the guy john holmes if he decided to be set up an only fans and appeal to weirdos with fetishes a decade ago instead of recently

Honey his dick is not big it's short and fat like he is, it's what we call a chode.

 

[Vingle]

Had to laugh at his boldness, but I heard from a gorlworld reactor that jewtube is going to change their rules about having copious amount of food. And that's why Chantal is trying to eat "dainty" portions on camera now. Anyone know more of this?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Had to laugh at his boldness, but I heard from a gorlworld reactor that jewtube is going to change their rules about having copious amount of food. And that's why Chantal is trying to eat "dainty" portions on camera now. Anyone know more of this?

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ONLY 330?
i figured he was at the 400s by now

 

[440088]

Had to laugh at his boldness, but I heard from a gorlworld reactor that jewtube is going to change their rules about having copious amount of food. And that's why Chantal is trying to eat "dainty" portions on camera now. Anyone know more of this?

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Of course he’s still fat. All that bullshit about being in control and the puppet master and self awareness is all just a big fucking cope.

He is addicted to shitty, over processed food. And he has lost control.

He was never some big super 400 IQ social media star. He’s just an obese man in his 30s who filled a niche at the right time. He was LUCKY not smart to hop on YouTube and fall into a tragic story line documented from vegan to fast food addict.

I’m glad he’s being honest about it. Not that it was ever any surprise. Just be sure we all remember what a complete and utter moron he is continuing to throw away his health and all his self awareness is a big fucking cope and he’ll likely never lose the weight. But I’m sure he has convinced himself he will (one day) because he’s very very smart *eye roll*

 

[The Letter h]

Had to laugh at his boldness, but I heard from a gorlworld reactor that jewtube is going to change their rules about having copious amount of food. And that's why Chantal is trying to eat "dainty" portions on camera now. Anyone know more of this?

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He's so unbelievably disgusting it's unreal. I feel myself turning inside out each time I get a glimpse of this faggot.

 

[EenGevolg]

Had to laugh at his boldness, but I heard from a gorlworld reactor that jewtube is going to change their rules about having copious amount of food. And that's why Chantal is trying to eat "dainty" portions on camera now. Anyone know more of this?

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The cycle will only ever end when he croaks, QED. I'm kind of surprised people still watch this retard, it's always the same repetitive thing. He's definitely gonna lose his weight, except he's not. He's definitely breaking up with Orlin, except he's not. Weird anomaly in a system where you'd generally need to adapt and switch things up to stay relevant for a long period of time.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

You're not ready for NikoGODo's Shred arc.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This is massive cope

 

[Bbb23]

Of course he’s still fat. All that bullshit about being in control and the puppet master and self awareness is all just a big fucking cope.

He is addicted to shitty, over processed food. And he has lost control.

He was never some big super 400 IQ social media star. He’s just an obese man in his 30s who filled a niche at the right time. He was LUCKY not smart to hop on YouTube and fall into a tragic story line documented from vegan to fast food addict.

I’m glad he’s being honest about it. Not that it was ever any surprise. Just be sure we all remember what a complete and utter moron he is continuing to throw away his health and all his self awareness is a big fucking cope and he’ll likely never lose the weight. But I’m sure he has convinced himself he will (one day) because he’s very very smart *eye roll*

He's not "addicted to processed food" or anything like that. That's why he was able to lose 80 lbs effortlessly after some health scare. Unlike most of the trauma-stricken and life-hardened gorls on here, he's just a pussy living out publicly his "gay belly fetish" (see https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nikocado-avocado-nicholas-perry.38422/page-216#post-8487806). He probably found some blood in his shit after orlin fucked him too hard which gave him a colon cancer scare and hence the 80 lbs lost. And I'm pretty sure he will drop 80 more the day after they find a blue taki polyp in his cursed ass.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

He's not "addicted to processed food" or anything like that. That's why he was able to lose 80 lbs effortlessly after some health scare. Unlike most of the trauma-stricken and life-hardened gorls on here, he's just a pussy living out publicly his "gay belly fetish" (see https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nikocado-avocado-nicholas-perry.38422/page-216#post-8487806). He probably found some blood in his shit after orlin fucked him too hard which gave him a colon cancer scare and hence the 80 lbs lost. And I'm pretty sure he will drop 80 more the day after they find a blue taki polyp in his cursed ass.

i wish i could react to something as both "highly correct" and "fucking terrifying" at the same time

 

[The Grimace]

This is massive cope

Charlie is more of an annoying fag than Nick will ever be.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

This is massive cope

TLDR?

Charlie is more of an annoying fag than Nick will ever be.
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nick is at least entertaining to watch, charlie isn't since his whole persona nowadays is built on the perception that people loved his old videos, not for the entertaining content within them, but for his character as if he's some kinda celeb who has now settled for speaking the most generic reddit tier socially approved e-drama opinions into the camera with absolutely no creativity or charm

everytime i hear someone use a word like 'karen' or make an dogshit 'hurrhurr guys, the french... le bad! is that pineapple on pizza? reeeeeeeeee theehee so criminal!' joke, this is the man i visualize speaking in my head

 

[The Grimace]

his whole persona nowadays is built on the perception that people loved his old videos, not for the entertaining content within them, but for his character as if he's some kinda celeb who has now settled for speaking the most generic reddit tier socially approved e-drama opinions into the camera with absolutely no creativity or charm

sounds exactly like why Boogie and that one streetshitter from SomeOrdinaryGamers are still popular

 

[440088]

He's not "addicted to processed food" or anything like that. That's why he was able to lose 80 lbs effortlessly after some health scare. Unlike most of the trauma-stricken and life-hardened gorls on here, he's just a pussy living out publicly his "gay belly fetish" (see https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nikocado-avocado-nicholas-perry.38422/page-216#post-8487806). He probably found some blood in his shit after orlin fucked him too hard which gave him a colon cancer scare and hence the 80 lbs lost. And I'm pretty sure he will drop 80 more the day after they find a blue taki polyp in his cursed ass.

I’ve seen this play out so many times. He’s going to die fat. He might swing between death fat and not as fat death fat.

But he’s going to die fat. And he’ll die thinking “I could lose the weight if I really wanted too”

Pretty sad. But I guess this is how death fats work for gay males