Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Glowie]

Give it time and I'm sure Polissa will post a Christmas wishlist on Amazon full of chinesium crap that she desperately NEEDS to make her falling apart shit shack a "home". And like always, no help will come.

Who needs home renovations when there's temu shopping to do? Any self respecting renovator will avoid that cat piss, shit smelling and clutter dwelling dump. I feel bad for the neighborhood.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She should just use AI filters at this point, I'm here for it.

The hilarious thing is that half of the filters she wears are AI filters.

It's also ridiculous that he thinks not having a driver's license is the only thing making him unemployable or holding him back from accomplishing his goals. Obviously, he's correct that his lacking a valid license means he won't be hired for jobs requiring one, but plenty of people have gainful and even fulfilling employment without driving. I mentioned much earlier in the thread that I inwardly roll my eyes when I see people claim that where they live, one absolutely, unequivocally needs to be able to drive. That's often demonstrably untrue, and in this case, it's yet another data point suggesting that Joh and Polissa are entitled, petulant diaper-babies. Millions and millions of people of all income levels and walks of life figure out how to function in society without access to a private vehicle. It's not always voluntary, and sometimes you must deal with inconveniences and hardship, but when you literally do not have a pot to piss in, immediate drastic action is required. Dwelling on how it's everyone else's fault might make you feel better in the moment, but you could instead devote that energy to addressing the actual problem. For Joh, maybe that means learning to drive with or without Polissa's help, or maybe it means focusing on a new "dream job".

Neither of those two should drive, especially with their attitudes and records. Even pre Joh's car "wreak" (which happened while he was unlicensed), the insurance was worth well in the hundreds of dollars a month due to how abysmal Polissa's record was. It truly is a miracle that Joh's car wreck was a single car one, especially given how he totaled the fucking thing. Polissa's last car crash did involve other people.

More direct evidence is that every few months Joh does actually get a job, and presumably cobbles together some means of getting to it. But in the years I've followed his thread I've never seen him hold one down for more than 3 or 4 weeks tops before he gets into a fight with his co-workers and gets fired. Of course those fights are never his fault, he just has the extreme misfortune to be placed in a situation that 90+% of people have never been in literally every time he goes to work. Woe is Joh, cursed by fate to be forever surrounded by assholes who force him to pre-emptively defend himself.

There was also that time where he would be transported by shuttle to the Pilgrim's Chicken plant, and then it "suddenly" disappeared, making Joh get fired for lack of transportation according to Polissa. I'm sure something like that service ending would be given advanced notification, especially if one or more workers depend on it for work. So either Joh lied about not getting the pink slip until even Polissa realized that he was no longer commuting, or he's so stupid and hardheaded that he missed notification of the shuttle being discontinued and raged quit because he didn't make any new friends to carpool with. IIRC, he was accused of using meth at Pilgrim's. Makes you think.

tl;dr for you and other newfags to the campbell saga-
they lived for years in a gross rented house that they completely trashed with their hoarded cats and general nastiness and stupidity and blamed their slumlord of a landlord for everything, but they at least had plumbing and electricity. pissa has some "family land" where an auntie or meemaw or something, idr which, had an abandoned trailer house that once was used to house foster kids but had been rotting away in the middle of nowhere for years full of garbage. the trumpet memes come from a photo she shared where the nasty bathroom inexplicably had a rusted trumpet in the bathtub. pissa decided that living there would be an improvement to their shithole despite it having no plumbing, electricity, and was rotting apart at the seams. she begged on twitter to help ~make this house a home~ with sticker tiles to cover up the rotting floor, but no help came. so now here we are, shitting in bags, but at least they're free from that opressive slumlord.

Polissa just saw a free place to live, and somebody—probably her grandma—assured her that various men in the family would be delighted to spend their spare time fixing it up for her.

It was Polissa's aunt that offered her the trailer, which was also built in the 1990s on top of everything. La Casa was always a lost cause. We all saw it for what it was. Meanwhile Pissa dreamed of creating art in a studio while Joh worked on the land for food to eat and sell. Oh, and all the cats got to shit in the same room together, because uhh why not? I guess.

In a way, Polissa did get her free place to live. Thanks, Mamaw! Only time will tell if Polly will stay there for years to come or try to find another cheapish shithole so she can hoard all the animals she wants, economy be damned. She'll likely be Grey Gardening with Robin after Mamaw dies in the years to come.

Is there any hope for Josh, such as work programs for low functioning people or thr terminally underemployed or something, where he could have a wrangler?

Joh has all but outright confessed that he is a manchild that needs mommywife's approval and handholding to do anything in life, even beyond the typical consultation and support one would expect from their spouse. Polissa probably wouldn't let him get on any non food related government assistance, including voc rehab, because it cuts into her slice of the pie as long as they're married. Remember, they had intended to divorce last year purely so Polissa would get at most a couple more hundred dollars in tugboat. He could, but he won't, both because he'd probably expect Polly to fill out the paperwork and out of his anger issues.

 

[ZB927]

so what are the odds they leave the shit bags inside or around the trailer long enough for it to be considered a biohazard and they end up getting forced out and the place gets condemned?

The former is extremely likely, the latter not so much. The trailer, iirc, is in the middle of multiple, multiple acres of "family land" on a long-ass backwoods road in bumfuck Alabama, presumably unreachable and/or forgotten by any supervising authority. They certainly didn't pull permits for the plumbing work, not that Joh would have even thought to do that because he has no clue what he's doing.

This is one of the reasons he is so pissed about the vehicle situation. They aren't within walking or ride-bumming distance of town anymore and, in the beginning of the plumbing situation, that's one of the things he was bitching about - that he can't go get materials unless Pissa drives him into town whenever her mom is home for them to use her truck.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Meh, Joh!!! doesn't need permits for the plumbing work - what he's yanked out is the PVC piping that was under the modular home, not anything that would be utilized by public services. Basically, think of it like the piping system on an RV. Same shit. He's basically working on a mobile home's above-ground plumbing system, totally reachable via entry into the crawl space under the unit. As long as it's isolated from city/public supply lines, he's fine.

He is within easy cycling distance of anything he'd need... if he was in shape. Had feeling in his diabetic feet. Wasn't a tard-raging nimrod who's too lazy and too stupid to figure out how to use his fingers to find his own dick. Actually took advice to get a damned bicycle, especially back in the day when they lived just a few blocks from UofA and cheap bikes rained from the heavens every grad season. Where I live, I've seen crunchy old gentlemen riding beat up mountain bikes with trailers that look like they were cobbled together at the local landfill pedaling for miles down sidewalks to tote their beer and random finds around. Passed one dude while I was on my way out on a stupidly long ride, saw him again on my way back an hour later and he was a solid five miles down the road from where I'd first spotted him - and that dude had to be in his mid to late 60s, just enjoying the heat of the day with his huge hat on his head and his beer in his handlebar basket, his sleeping lab curled up with yard bags, shovels, a bucket and work boots on his tow-behind trailer.

I proved the distance claim earlier in the thread when he was whining about there being no jobs available close by, and showed that by cycling at 10 mph (a totally reasonable speed that even pre-teen goblins can maintain), he would have to go no more than 35 minutes down the fucking roads to arrive at multiple restaurants. In fact, 45 minutes by bicycle lands him in Muscle Shoals from La Casa, and that's using google maps' time estimate which assumes you're cycling while drunk and mostly retarded so serious cyclists can take their time estimate and damned near lop it in half, because holy shit it assumes you're slow as fuck. There's also no hills more serious than road overpasses/underpasses where he's at, despite Pissa's claims that the region is too mountainous for him to get anywhere on a bicycle back when she was fighting people on Twitter about this very mode of transportation.

It's not that Joh!!! and Pissa can't...

 

[Stan]

I just want to comment that Polissa is a tragedeigh name, and that it’s best made fun of by calling her Po’ Lissa.

And also to agree that shitting in a bucket would be better than the bag scenario. Nothing says “I have given up” quite like shitting in a bag in the yard, which may be reused later hen you need to do the needful again.

 

[A-Stump]

I just want to comment that Polissa is a tragedeigh name, and that it’s best made fun of by calling her Po’ Lissa.

And also to agree that shitting in a bucket would be better than the bag scenario. Nothing says “I have given up” quite like shitting in a bag in the yard, which may be reused later hen you need to do the needful again.

She has been fat ALL of her life and with a name so close to Poo I have to wonder how hard she got bullied in school

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Do you think it's like pig noises?

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What an emotionally manipulative cunt. She needs to be the "smart one" at all times.

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The ODD level is off the charts. No wonder he doesn't have a license. You can't just do something you were accused of when it comes to driving. Would he jump off a bridge if he was accused of it too?

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No wonder he beats her, dumb cunt is going to get them both killed being a distracting backseat driver.

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Given everything I've seen of Polissa so far, it doesn't surprise me that she's a horrible backseat driver, and does exactly what Josh describes whenever he's behind the wheel. But it makes me wonder if she does that same freaking out and constant criticism when anybody else is driving, or whether "muh anxiety" is shorthand for, "I'm going to set you up for failure, and use every opportunity to make you act like a stupid hothead, and use it as proof that I'm the only responsible adult in this relationship." After all, if Josh succeeds at getting his license, and a vehicle, he'll have the option of driving away for good, and she can't have that.

I got the exact same impression. You can tell she is very smug; her supposed intelligence over him is her main source of self-esteem and she lords it over him to feel superior and set off his tardrage so she can look reasonable in comparison.
She even makes comments like "you are incapable of being taught anything by me" and following it up in the next sentence that includes "I love you". I'm not an expert on mental health conditions but that seems very BPD to me.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

She has been fat ALL of her life and with a name so close to Poo I have to wonder how hard she got bullied in school

She goes by Danielle, her middle name.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

The first thing that popped into my mind when I heard they were pooping in bags was this.

https://youtu.be/xY7m4KzYR4Q?si=Qqa1lbnggPDWmmU9

Someone I knew was on hoarders and her mom lived in place not much better than this.

I love that these two have taken to shitting in bags. Why is this the natural evolution of the death fat?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She has been fat ALL of her life and with a name so close to Poo I have to wonder how hard she got bullied in school

She goes by Danielle, her middle name.

There was this time where she decided to bitch about this thread on TikTok, taking particular offense at her thread nickname Pissa. She tried to claim that the little kids in her life all call her that because Polissa is too hard to say for them, so us doing it was funny to her. It was so clear that she was seething the whole video about that, and just trying to massage her massive ego injury.

She definitely went by Danielle in school just to try to avoid getting beaten up on the playground. For that particular reason, at least. There's no way she didn't get bullied for some reason. Pissa may be more comfortable using her first name online now, but holy shit, what a fucking horrible name.

I'm not an expert on mental health conditions but that seems very BPD to me.

She has claimed BPD, and it is one of the few self diagnosed conditions she claims that I actually believe she has. She once fucked Josh over for a babysitting gig by claiming that him being gone for a short period of time fucked her up so bad that she was hallucinating her doppleganger telling her to kill herself. The two have a very toxic relationship, but they are so toxic individually that they deserve each other.

 

[Haram Habibi]

She once fucked Josh over for a babysitting gig

Wait, someone was dumb or desperate enough to hire either one of these two to watch their kids???

Fucking hell.

 

[A-Stump]

Wait, someone was dumb or desperate enough to hire either one of these two to watch their kids???

Fucking hell.

What, you don't want a raging (alleged) meth addict with a history of domestic violence, an inability to keep a job, and a separation from reality so strong that he threatens to hack apart people on the Internet with a machete to watch your kids?

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

By the way, the tub that the trumpet was pictured near is in the corner of the bedroom. Not a bathroom, actually in the carpeted bedroom.

 

[A-Stump]

By the way, the tub that the trumpet was pictured near is in the corner of the bedroom. Not a bathroom, actually in the carpeted bedroom.

Carpeted bathrooms exist.

I don't know why but they definitely do

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Wait, someone was dumb or desperate enough to hire either one of these two to watch their kids???

Fucking hell.

There are more details in the post that I linked, but a friend offered Josh $125 a week to babysit his kids after school while he was dealing with some stuff in his personal life including a divorce. He also offered an old car to the Campbells once Josh's tenure was over. Josh was unemployed and they were carless at the time, so it was a huge deal to them. After Polissa pulled her suicide baiting, Josh left the kids to stay with her. The friend told them "never mind" and voided the contract. No additional pay, no car. Polissa was particularly pissed at the friend for denying her the car. Later that year they got Polissa's late grandfather's car from a cousin, and that was the car that Josh totaled less than nine months later.

It should be also noted that since it was the height of the pandemic, Josh decided to stay at the friend's house for two weeks to not get Polissa infected with Covid after he got exposed to it by the friend. That was too much for Pissa, who tugged on his leash so bad that a man trying to do his buddy a favor decided to nope the fuck out. And it was clear that he was desperate for help if he had to ask Josh Campbell to watch his kids.

By the way, the tub that the trumpet was pictured near is in the corner of the bedroom. Not a bathroom, actually in the carpeted bedroom.

Carpeted bathrooms exist.

I don't know why but they definitely do

It's technically both. In the trailer tour, you can see that the trumpet tub is in a combination bathroom/bedroom with no door separating the two. I remember that a bunch of us asked wtf was up with that.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Wait, someone was dumb or desperate enough to hire either one of these two to watch their kids???

Fucking hell.

Surviving a series of completely unsuitable and often downright dangerous babysitters is basically a rite of passage for hoodrat and white trash kids.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

After spamming TikTok with many stupid, pointless filter videos, Polissa has provided a life update. It is also an e begging post. Buckle up, this one is a doozy. And this is just the stuff that she admitted to.

Spoiler: this video feels very read between the lines-y

TikTok, don't take this down! I am not driving! I'm literally sitting parked!

Y'all, I'm at my wits end! I don't know what else to do at this point! So I am coming back to TikTok!

*pause* So I was tearing up the carpet yesterday of the trailer, *clicks* and I knew I had been having respiratory issues since we'd moved in, and *sighs* thought it was various things, y'know? Moving back out into the country, maybe I just couldn't adjust... *sighs* It was the first-- it was definitely the feather pillows I had bought, or contributing, so I had removed those...

...My trailer has black mold! *chokes* I can't get away from it! I am seriously allergic to it! And it's following me everywhere I've lived! I can't get away from it!

*long pause* My life is falling apart! *long pause* And I can't keep it going! *sighs* Two of my female cats have had kittens somewhere outside, I don't know where they're at!

Y'all I am falling apart! I have reached out to get my cats fixed, I can't get them fixed! I know have a home that is not safe for me or for them to live in! That was supposed to be my Hail Mary!

*long pause* I don't know what to do! I'm begging for help! *strong sniff* I need a home for me, and at least fifteen cats! So, I don't know what to do, 'cause no one's going to allow me to keep fifteen cats! And no one wants them!

*long pause as she cries silently* I have asked for help so many times! And have not received it, so I don't expect it to be any different! My heart is breaking right now! And now, I am under so much more stress than just those two things! So much more than I can go into here! *lots of sniffling* Because it's just really personal!

It's the holiday season! All of my dreams seemed shattered right now! I just need help! I just need help!

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Fifteen cats. Fifteen fucking cats.

This bitch was just begging for a candy wagon about a month ago.

The utter lack of self awareness and responsibility for the situation is wild, even for her.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

What, you don't want a raging (alleged) meth addict

Does anyone think he's a meth addict? I'm really not sure if meth or congenital retardation. I can't imagine him buying from a dealer and not chimping out or seeming to have friends he spends a lot of time with, as addicts usually do.

Two of my female cats have had kittens somewhere outside, I don't know where they're at!

Where's the home for wayward cats Pissa? In a coyote's feces? A shallow grave in the fetid, Joh shitbag infested Alabama woods?
She should rename it Campbell's Mass Grave for Neglected Inbred Cats.

I have reached out to get my cats fixed, I can't get them fixed!

I'm sure her state must have low income spay and neuter, right? Does she make too much? Do they only allow so many cats per person to be fixed?

It's the holiday season! All of my dreams seemed shattered right now! I just need help! I just need help!

She has that childish "Christmas wish" shit like Joe with his Christmas wish being plumbing. All she has to do is get rid of her cats, and not by posting on Facebook and not live in abject filth and she could have very affordable public housing.

 

[Breadbear]

TikTok, don't take this down! I am not driving! I'm literally sitting parked!

Because she doesn't dare film this around anyone else. She must know, deep down, that this is embarrassing.

So I was tearing up the carpet yesterday of the trailer,

"The trailer," implying she doesn't live there.

My trailer has black mold!

Surprised Pikachu face

Two of my female cats have had kittens somewhere outside, I don't know where they're at!

Maybe two of the three she tried to give away (meaning she made a half-assed post on Facebook). And how do you not know where they are?

at least fifteen cats

At least. Bitch is cultivating a feral colony.

And now, I am under so much more stress than just those two things!

Oh no, is there a third thing you have to do?

I'm sure her state must have low income spay and neuter, right? Does she make too much? Do they only allow so many cats per person to be fixed?

Yes, there are several programs. But like we say, it's not that Pissa can't...