Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[That Damned Tiger]

Tammy,

Wheel Jack outside in the winter cold and lock the door.

Before you move him outside, go on the Find My app and brick his phone temporarily. Relish the yelling, crying, sobbing, and whining. Then bring him back in and order him some doordash.

Make Jack your bitch. Go git it girl

If Tammy were to do this, I would have respect for her. Not a lot, just a bit.

 

[desudesu]

Hammy is just an enabler. Like I've said before, she does not get enough flak.

Fake "accounting" degree from a degree mill, committing tax fraud with Fatty's "super famous Youtube career", enabling and encouraging Fatty's behaviours, allowed Fatty to nut his Jacksauce inside her and producing Qali, approves of Fatty's behaviour of throwing Garrett to the ground and choking him out. It's funny that she allows fatty to drain her money like that on useless appliances, electronics and constantly eating out... like some kind of fucked up findom arrangement.

 

[lindsayfan]

committing tax fraud with Fatty's "super famous Youtube career",

on one hand i think damn, it'd be nice to have my meals paid for. then i realize all this clever loophole is doing, really, is making them into habitual consumers of the worst kinds of super-unhealthy "food." it's more a curse than a blessing

how sad that their "couple activity" is riding fatly in an suv to some strip-mall dump and gorging on empty corn-syrup calories together

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

on one hand i think damn, it'd be nice to have my meals paid for. then i realize all this clever loophole is doing, really, is making them into habitual consumers of the worst kinds of super-unhealthy "food." it's more a curse than a blessing

how sad that their "couple activity" is riding fatly in an suv to some strip-mall dump and gorging on empty corn-syrup calories together

If they stop gorging on terrible food, they lose their financial means.

Such is the way of life in Burgerland for those infected by the Jewish Wendigo Golum in the year of our lord 2023. What a burden to bear for the sins of gluttony and greed.

Many such cases.



Also, posting some candidjacks because it’s funny to read his projected emotions

 

[AnOminous]

There is no way she doesn't have some sweet life insurance policy on him.

Who would underwrite life insurance for this fat sack of strokes?

It's funny that she allows fatty to drain her money like that on useless appliances, electronics and constantly eating out... like some kind of fucked up findom arrangement.

And just like Jack has his repulsive habit of French kissing the food he's eating, fatass Tammy rolls her eyes back like she's possessed by demons while in the throes of a Satanic gluttony binge.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Who would underwrite life insurance for this fat sack of strokes?

And just like Jack has his repulsive habit of French kissing the food he's eating, fatass Tammy rolls her eyes back like she's possessed by demons while in the throes of a Satanic gluttony binge.

I don't think that it's anything new. I think it predates the strokes entirely.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think that it's anything new. I think it predates the strokes entirely.

That would imply having paid premiums over the whole time they've been married. I seriously don't think these fat fucks would do this or that anyone would underwrite term life for someone who's going to die any day now.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

That would imply having paid premiums over the whole time they've been married. I seriously don't think these fat fucks would do this or that anyone would underwrite term life for someone who's going to die any day now.

If there is no insurance policy out on him then the only reason I can see for her to still be with him is either religious observance to marriage until death, or a deep seated desire to to see him dead by food. I can respect either of those.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

"Temporarily"

 

[Comma]

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It's called "self-pity", Jack.

 

[Adamska]

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Low key demanding Daddy-god to fix his dysphagia is my guess. I imagine not being able to instantly cram down half a fuck off sandwich or slab of pork is getting to him.

 

[Tiresome]

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If Jack saw a man exactly in the same shape and ability as Jack, he'd be laughing and mocking him on Facebook just like he does ANYONE. Jack is a fat fucking hypocrite at all times.

 

[RollingRock2]

His purple claw hasn't twitched in years but his legs will start working any day now.
He was just recently questioning why disabled people went to Disneyland. As if he isn't one of them.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Low key demanding Daddy-god to fix his dysphagia is my guess. I imagine not being able to instantly cram down half a fuck off sandwich or slab of pork is getting to him.

This is the first thought that entered my head.

He cannot eat like he used to. He can't deep throat his food, and swallow his gud meats whole without chewing.

Walking ability now just a waddle? Thats alright.

Lack of total body mobility? It's no biggie.

Hand and arm reduced to a purple withered claw? It happens.

Vision totaly useless in one eye? No problem.

Can't gorge on juicey meats? JAK ANGY. DADDY GOD FIX NAO

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Hammy is just an enabler. Like I've said before, she does not get enough flak.

Hammy is a fucking bitch. I don't think there's anybody here who thinks she's a good person.

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Does he still think God is somehow going to heal him?

 

[p1138]

Hammy is a fucking bitch. I don't think there's anybody here who thinks she's a good person.


Does he still think God is somehow going to heal him?

Probably, but it's hilarious how little self-awareness he has like usual, while at the same time managing to be a smug dickhead as if he's somehow above everyone else that's disabled.

 

[Pig Cups]

Alkaline hydrolysis: it's been legal in Tennessee since 2013.

Better hope they don't pitch it to Jack as being "greener," though.

Why do I get the feeling that Jack wouldn't fit into a standard aquamation vessel?


They'd probably have to resort to an AH system meant for livestock disposal, like the one at KSU that looks like a fucking vat.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's amazing to me catching up on this how embarrassing the Cali trip was as well as lazy. I swear he's got 5k in apple stuff for his "studio" (room he watches buff men wash cars in jorts) and I can safely say random hoes on IG put out better travel vlogs with a shitty old Samsung phone.

I know it's some tax cheat always has been a way to boost his ego too. But how can this fly? Tam ham able to float this so it's not shut down as a multiple failure corp (I assume she loans/injects capital to skirt IRS law). Fuck I want her to be my accountant. Maybe that 2500 I just dumped into my race car can be a write-off lol. Oh and the 20 for pizza and 10 bucks for 2 tall boys while I wrenched.

I always kinda felt bad for Tam ham jr, she seemed like a sheltered girl forced into murder church and stuck with Jr. She was clearly running the house hold and now she's YUGE. I don't mean to simp but, aside the rest of the clan, she doesn't seem mean or anything. Never seen it.

Went from some small town girl to married trash probably can't go back home because her murder church parents would not be happy. Had brain surgery... Got fat. I don't know if she's even in college anymore. But I always got a vibe a shy little thing thrown to the world and the scarfani clan took her as their new toy/house nigger/wife mommy.

Bri, if you want out blink twice in the next video.

Rob as always is a fucking hero and I definitely enjoy his videos aside the Jack shots. Like he trolls his way into success. That to me is the biggest win. What started as a joke and jab he's got content worth watching, like everyone else they don't need jack anymore.

We sure are spending a lot of time debating about Jack's passing. I bet he's probably a smug anti organ donator like "my lungs are good" all to cope his bad health.

I really think he's gotta be on a pretty heavy cocktail of meds at this point his health is awful, he's going to be in tons of pain. He sounds drunk aside the stroke.

I sure hope tam ham has to wipe him after a keto meal opioid poop.

 

[AnOminous]

If there is no insurance policy out on him then the only reason I can see for her to still be with him is either religious observance to marriage until death, or a deep seated desire to to see him dead by food.

I think if he did have a life insurance policy she'd have already smothered him with a pillow.

 

[Andoxico]

(if she did why is she still there)

At this point Jagoff can croak any day now and she knows it. Much easier to wait out the inevitable (they might even have life insurance but I'd assume the monthly payment would be astronomical so idk) and get everything left to her than go through a divorce.