Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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there are so many minus garfield ones that fit pat's sad existence but they're too self aware

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Being compared to a middle schooler, the best he can give is a "hush child". No big words, nothing. 140 iq everyone
140 IQ.
1.2 GPA.
And being a retarded illiterate pig monster who can't spell normal grade school level words.
"Plane of the eclectic."
"Avitar."
Does not compute.
 
I'm so happy to see that since the O&A people gave up on Pigtipping this thread has been full of art, writing, fucking Garfield comics making me crack up and more screenshots of Rick being insufferable Xeeting than we used to have instead of "look, someone on the other forum texted asshole pics to Niki, tee-hee".
I couldn't disagree more.

The Pests are why we have (or had) Patposting in the first place. They drove the content and the bits. We just made derivative memes and shitposts about pepperoni.

Without them tormenting him and pushing his buttons, Pat's just another insufferable fat Xitter libtard. He's a bargain bin Bob Chipman.

Cows come and go. I'm not saying Patposting is necessarily dead, per se, but now that Quasi has been (partially) paid, the Pests are appeased; thus, the Golden Age of Patposting is behind us.
 
I couldn't disagree more.

The Pests are why we have (or had) Patposting in the first place. They drove the content and the bits. We just made derivative memes and shitposts about pepperoni.

Without them tormenting him and pushing his buttons, Pat's just another insufferable fat Xitter libtard. He's a bargain bin Bob Chipman.

Cows come and go. I'm not saying Patposting is necessarily dead, per se, but now that Quasi has been (partially) paid, the Pests are appeased; thus, the Golden Age of Patposting is behind us.

Maybe I'm just a silly old optimist, but with all the new Patposters he's converting (reverse-assimilating?), such as literal spacecraft engineers, OnA destroying his mind might have only been the first act.

I'm more concerned about what those monsters esteemed posters at OnA are going to do next. They need to be contained from the general population far more than Pat, and now that they've broken free of his orbit I only pray they find another worthy target instead of an innocent one.

Edit: terrible grammatical error
 
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Then why are they still tormenting him on X and being told “NOOOO child” and “NOOOO Robert”?
They're mostly not OnA Patposters. A lot of them are plain old normies with only some trolls. Some of them seem openly baffled what an absolute mongo this guy is.
Cows come and go. I'm not saying Patposting is necessarily dead, per se, but now that Quasi has been (partially) paid, the Pests are appeased; thus, the Golden Age of Patposting is behind us.
More a new generation of Patposters will arise, virtually guaranteeing Pat eventually does something so hilariously stupid he wins back their affection.
 
Cows come and go. I'm not saying Patposting is necessarily dead, per se, but now that Quasi has been (partially) paid, the Pests are appeased; thus, the Golden Age of Patposting is behind us.
No matter how bad things get, we have the love of our family and friends, the delight of learning something new, and joy in the confidence the Golden Age is yet to come.
 
No matter how bad things get, we have the love of our family and friends, the delight of learning something new, and joy in the confidence the Golden Age is yet to come.
To echo this, take Moviebob. The man goes through months or even years long lulls, before people begin to notice him again because he does something retarded. And when it rains, it pours. Be persistent frens. Pat WILL have his next saga, just wait
 
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