Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheSoutherStar]

Like Ralph, he just goes around daring God to beat some humility into him.

It's the rekieta curse for a reason. The moment nick laughed at josh's greer lawsuit, the universe bent backwards and an en banc emerged.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

He doesn't even remember what happened the previous night but people were looking at him funny the next day and his butthole hurt. Probably got a train run on him by every faggot at the gay bar, and his "worst day" was getting the AIDS diagnosis.

He probably got drunk as shit, fucked some woman and didn't realize it until the next morning. Notice he hasn't traveled alone since.

 

[AnOminous]

He probably got drunk as shit, fucked some woman and didn't realize it until the next morning. Notice he hasn't traveled alone since.

More likely it was a man. Or several men.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

- His third series is on exploring masculinity. He mentioned 1-on-1 interviews with Joe Nierman, Drexel, Papa Rackets, and others.

- He gave a long dating advice segment that was stupid amd treated people like terminally online spergs. He ended it with that he outcharma BFs and husband's all the time, then walks away.

That sounds like it’s going to be the most awful segment ever. Rekeita sure is full of himself if he thinks he’s this alpha role model and pinnacle of dating and masculinity. He’s got the worlds saddest ass, like do some squats and lunges at least,no chest or arms. His palate is most unrefined while his humor is nonexistent. Only dating advice he can really give as a masculine man is luck into streaming so thirsty leathery hags want the D.

And yeah every guy thinks they’re the best at flirting and are a charmer… I’m sure the liquid courage Rekeita has drowned himself in makes him forget the conversation but his ego says it went well (they were just being polite to the drunk guy at the bar)

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Notice he hasn't traveled alone since.

Imagine, being in your 40s, and being so irresponsible, and such a liability, that you have to have a chaperone whenever you go on a trip. Just to make sure your asshole isn't gaped the following morning, or to prevent your bank card being stolen and account is cleared out, or ensuring you don't end up waking up in the morning on the bar's bathroom floor.

To top it all off, this wetbrain fool thinks he is the sack of various fluids who should be giving dating and life advice to people on the internet. Well, he thinks he should be the sack to do it. He won't *actually* do it, that would require work.

 

[Spaded Dave]

He ended it with that he outcharma BFs and husband's all the time, then walks away.

He is reaching terminal levels of delusion. Once someone hits this point it becomes less fun and more pitiable. My brother is this level of delusional, complete with the "definitely things that happened" stories, and all I can say is I feel for people forced to be in his company. It starts off funny but quickly hits a point where whenever they open their mouths you just know the conversation is being put on hold while you zone out until you hear "and everyone clapped".

 

[WelperHelper99]

He's totally wrong. Like most spiced liqueurs with a main ingredient of some neutral spirit, it's slightly more dilute than the average whiskey, clocking in at 70 proof, which is 35% alcohol.

Fucking idiot. Even as a colossal drunk, he can't even manage to be right about booze

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It's still exactly the same recipe as it started and was never intended to be mixed before being marketed to frat boys in the '80s or so. Like someone else pointed out it started out as a "digestif" or digestive mainly favored by old men, drunk straight after a meal supposedly to aid digestion, almost marketed medicinally like a tonic.

I'm learning so much about booze lol. But to be frank, I seriously doubt he remembers what he drinks on a day to day basis. The man is a drunkard that drinks to be drunk at this point, not for the taste. You'd think he'd get something spicier though. I know from research I've done from my writing that 70 proof is kinda high but still kinda mid. You'd think he'd get something a bit hotter at this point in his drunken journey

 

[AnOminous]

The man is a drunkard that drinks to be drunk at this point, not for the taste.

And to show how wigger rich he is by drinking expensive shit when his taste buds are as blown out as his gay butthole, to the point he probably couldn't tell the difference between what he's drinking and coffin varnish.

 

[WelperHelper99]

And to show how wigger rich he is by drinking expensive shit when his taste buds are as blown out as his gay butthole, to the point he probably couldn't tell the difference between what he's drinking and coffin varnish.

I doubt his taste buds work anymore. Everything tastes like ash and dirt with all the abuse he's put them thru

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

I'd say TUG is one but legal mindset has his bros back.

Will that age like milk.

 

[SpongeBoiMeBob]

- He joked that the Pope could jot have an orgasm then stream. Neither could he. He would cancel the steeam.

Did he just drunkenly admit to canceling streams cause he's too tired from cooming all day?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Did he just drunkenly admit to canceling streams cause he's too tired from cooming all day?

No, it was a stupid coomer joke. He was riffing off the chat calling him LawPope, then pivoted to a 'bleeding razor edge' joke about the real pope.

Nick has degenerated to shock humour that most revolves around 'sex (often homosexual) and drinking'. As much as he decries that he hates talking about the topics of 'Trump and guns' that people want him to talk about all the time, he really spends 90% of his time cooming.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He gives the example that people hears things about him in church, and don't believe him when he tries to correct them.

Shieeeet! Looks like the people in his church don't understand social cues either!

SMH, what has the world come to?! No one understands social cues!

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

- The beeping robot is present. I listen everytime for its dulcet tones.

~Chirp~

- He joked that the Pope could jot have an orgasm then stream. Neither could he. He would cancel the steeam.

What the fuck is he even saying here?

- His third series is on exploring masculinity. He mentioned 1-on-1 interviews with Joe Nierman, Drexel, Papa Rackets, and others.

Third? When was the second? The drunk needs to stop having "so many ideas" and finish the 5K gift so we can make fun of him for what he picked.

When they say no, they fist-bump him and say congratulations for getting his wife, he says.

He ended it with that he outcharma BFs and husband's all the time, then walks away.

And everyone clapped.

 

[Peace Through Power]

- He joked that the Pope could jot have an orgasm then stream. Neither could he. He would cancel the steeam.

The Darksyde is a path to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Actually, if you remove the biggest digit (one million), Alphacore still made more than Balldo's stupid lawsuit grift.
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What an utter failure.

Remove two zeros and EJ is still looking respectable compared to the GFM

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

In no way, shape, or form is Nick getting constantly hit on in bars. It’s either a.) a cope for thinking he’s more attractive than he really is, b.) he’s hitting on other people and getting rejected, c.) he’s a lying liar who lies.

In the 12+ years in my relationship, only twice have we been hit on in bars, and it was separately. No lesbians, no tag teams with orgy prospects, nada. No “and everyone clapped.”

Nick was a decent looking chap once, but that’s since been a hot minute. Now’s he’s the loud, blotchy-skinned, scratchy-throated creep at the end of the bar leering at younger women.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The Grandparent funeral thing and the Grandma “never loved me” thing really make him hateable. I’m guessing she didn’t know about the AIDS, but probably heard about him “pretending to be gay” to get Our Wife.

I have a feeling that Nick’s family is the typical 4th Generation Polish Catholic Family that splintered due to the old Patriarch/ Matriarch dying and no one filling the void to keep everyone together.
My guess is that the Grandmother shit tested Our Wife at some point and showed Nick tough love which caused him to have a PTSD flashback to the transformers doll.

 

[Shig O'nella]

A man promised a product, had already made it by the time he started crowdfunding, then delivered it. Like he was running a real business or something. It makes them look like an absolute fucking joke and that's why they're seething.

All while being black.

Cause no one is gonna try to tell me that isn't a large part of it for Balldo and Dickherson.

 

[Peace Through Power]

New Elissa clip
Warski betrayal!

There was one guy who stood up for Andy... Oh, that was me *sips whiskey*