Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
Nick is gonna need to pay
Lol that’s a good one. Bob and Celeste Rekieta are the guarantors of Nick’s family’s expenses. Those kids will be given everything they ask for without having to earn it, just like their drunkoleptic* old dad. Nick might wear the Balldo but his father is the real man of that house (which he probably paid for too).

*TM @AnOminous
 
Can’t use words like “Jewish” and “cuckold” so here is: bald Mexican dybbuk sucking the life from drunk hook nosed man
The censorship is really fucking gay. I couldn't use "Mexican" or "Whiskey." I had to use glass full of apple juice or glass with amber liquid. Fuck censorship!
I honestly think the funniest result is if for some insane reason they decide to go all-in on Nick and offer him an even better deal. I don't think that's likely but it's hilarious.
I love Nick. I hope he is renewed and makes TWO MILLION dollars...
Elissa clipped Nick talking about the time he claims he was roofied.
He only wishes someone would roofie him. Sargon wouldn't even date rape Nick.
Is Nick the master of his domain or a beta bitch?
Nick is a beta bottom bitch.
Mixing uppers and downers is a quick way to an early grave.
Not early enough.
 
Speaking of rumble contracts, has anyone narrowed down an estimate on how much they gave nick on the current contract?
I don't think anybody has the foggiest idea. Everything in Rumble seems to exist in a black box.

You might get an idea by asking somebody else who is open about their own contract, but there's no guarantee the terms would be applicable to Rekieta's.

Whiskey review. He's most likely going to seethe about the rippaverse.
Thus far, drunk seething anti-July Rekieta has proven very amusing. I'll be sure to catch the clips tomorrow, if there are any.

Also:
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He's delusional again.
 
His rant on Jägermeister makes me irrationally annoyed. The confidence he states that it's 26% ABV, how he got that number I don't know. Attributing it to girls when it, afaik, is is traditionally a dude bro thing. He hasn't even tried it but he knows all about it.
I don't mean to Jäger-guard but wtf. He does know whiskey is 40% abv, right? (Yes, yes, there are higher proofs) People go to him for whiskey reviews / advice?
 
Nah it’s like The Ring vs The Grudge the demon/ evil spirits combined into a more retarded, but destructive force.
I refuse to believe Rekieta's demon is anything that cool. Whatever it is has granted him chronic diarrhea. There's an acrid but indescribable feeling of revulsion that comes through the screen. It skips well past disappointment, even skipping general disdain, and leads straight into shame and embarassment. You want to laugh, but simply can't, because the emotional facilities of such a person can't recognize what is happening. He has become a permanently delusional shitposter.

TLDR: Rekieta loves IBS so much, he caught a demon that gives the disease with the same abbreviation.
 
Someone brought up Warski shitting on Nick and Nick started pretending he didn't know this and was basically moaning that he didn't deserve that because he was there for Andy when he got cancelled. Started asking what's Andy shitting on him for..chat said for his alcoholism and he went 'oh that's too bad'.

Nick's obviously lying when he's pretending to not know. Kino Casino's clips are on elb's channel and Nick hates elb to DEATH. Of course he would be religiously watching and reading the comments on the clips! :story:

Caught the tail end of the stream cause I was watching Runkle instead and I'm not gonna follow to rumble. Fuck that.
 
tuned into rackets' stream for a hot minute and he's drunkely screaming about women and pro-fat propaganda so they can eat dairy queen and says to shoot them with a shotgun if they try to eat dairy queen what the fuck am i watching?
I think he's trying to be funny and failing. Tbh, his stand alone 'funny' attempts and rants have always been cringe to me. I only enjoyed his comedic attempts when there's someone else to be made fun of. Like Jack Murphy, Melinda, Keemstar vs tattoo guy, "suck my dick judge" defendant, black murderer with crazy hair, etc etc.

His rants about the government always came off as trying too hard. His dissects like ronversation or the chess grandmaster guy a bit too pretentious and blow hardy.
 
His rant on Jägermeister makes me irrationally annoyed. The confidence he states that it's 26% ABV, how he got that number I don't know. Attributing it to girls when it, afaik, is is traditionally a dude bro thing. He hasn't even tried it but he knows all about it.
I don't mean to Jäger-guard but wtf. He does know whiskey is 40% abv, right? (Yes, yes, there are higher proofs) People go to him for whiskey reviews / advice?
I think Drunkieta is getting it confused with Fireball or something, because Jäger is 35% ABV (at least now, I swear a few years ago it was 40%) and is intended to be mixed into shit. Maybe Nick should do that instead of slamming back a whole bottle of whiskey each night but then this moron would probably chug so many Jagerbombs his heart would explode.
 
I think Drunkieta is getting it confused with Fireball or something, because Jäger is 35% ABV (at least now, I swear a few years ago it was 40%) and is intended to be mixed into shit. Maybe Nick should do that instead of slamming back a whole bottle of whiskey each night but then this moron would probably chug so many Jagerbombs his heart would explode.
I don't know about now but Jägermeister was for the longest time specifically an old-man drink. 35% ABV and drank straight like schnaps, meaning that they would normally be nipped. I really think Rekiet has absolutely no idea about anything with alcohol and even with whiskey he just buys what seems to be expensive rather than actually have an understanding of what is good.
 
Gundam is basically a mixed race (Blasian)
Oh that explains his weirdness and complete thirst.

I present you the average NYC resident.
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Jesus christ, serial killer stare. This nigga will stab you in a dark alley and dump your corpse in a river.

Also:
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He's delusional again.
See I joke around with my friends that I'm always right but my friends and I all know that's bullshit. Somehow I highly doubt Nicky is that self-aware.

and Rumble may be shifting center / left.
I mean if that's true they're more likely to keep a degenerate, 'libertarian', cuckold, alcoholic, jewish, non-practicing lawyer who gets turned out by black men more than his wife does.
 
And YOU BETTER STOP ASKING NICK TO WORK HARDER. Because asking Nick to work harder is just like asking Nick to neglect and/or hurt and/or ignore all his children. I mean nobody with four children could ever work even 40 hours in a week. Its just impossible. Covering ANY trial requires Nick to work 12 hour days. Why? How? Because he says so.
Nick will never take the advice, but for argument's sake, if these streams really do take 12 hours a day to prep and undertake, why doesn't Nick treat the job like a FIFO worker and have intense periods when a notable trial is on, and schedule breaks to spend time with his kids, catch up on sleep, do life admin etc.? This isn't a new concept, I know plenty of guys who work in the mines who do 7 days on, 7 days off. He could even take his gay vacations like he wants.

It's because he has holes in his brain, I know.
 
Nick did a LOCALS stream:

- The beeping robot is present. I listen everytime for its dulcet tones.

- He joked that the Pope could jot have an orgasm then stream. Neither could he. He would cancel the steeam.

- Nick said he might be headed to Tyler to see a family member with a health issue screening. They might die.

- Nick did not attend any of his grandparents funeral except the last grandmother. He knew that she never loved him. It did not bother him. It was because he spent 20 years away from Texas.

This taught him to let people know you love them. He know that if they did not love 'him', they loved his 'success' because it followed the family tradition. It meant a lot to her, but not so much to him. They had dementia and alzheimers, and Nick fears he and wife will have it.

- Nick pushed a Black Friday sale of LOCALS. He does not care about the money. He loves LOCALS. He said to not, '... listen to [his] words, listen to [his] actions, and [his] actions are...' that his life has been a 'living hell'. The year has been a mixed bag of hell and greatness.

The year has been hard. Many things have not gone how he wanted. He has so many ideas. His faith streams are one, and it is supposed to start soon. He is also doing the Streamer Bootcamp. He will NOT raise his prices for LOCALS.

Besides being a mixed metaphor, he never finished the thought, and contradicted himself by TELLING people!

- Nick called out Elissa for clipping out of context. In the clip, he was talking about streamers IN GENERAL, (but then he goes on to apply it to HIMSELF.) He gives the example that people hears things about him in church, and don't believe him when he tries to correct them. None of your immediately family will EVER be ready for the criticism that will head your way.

- Nick LOVES the bottle butt picture. It is his favourite. (So you KNOW it puts a bee in his bonnet).

- In response to trial stream absence, Nick broke down hours of work, and said he has children under 18. He HAS to do the night show afterwards. He would have to interrupt constantly, or plan ahead. (Yes, he said that) He wants to cover the OF murderer.

- His third series is on exploring masculinity. He mentioned 1-on-1 interviews with Joe Nierman, Drexel, Papa Rackets, and others.

- Nick's aurhotiyy to speak on dating comes from his exposure to try being picked up when he goes out to bars and clubs. People try to pick up his wife, or both, all the time. When they say no, they fist-bump him and say congratulations for getting his wife, he says. This happens because they are dressed for a club, and it alright because they always say no and are prepared.

- He repeated the 'my wife likes grey' line. He told a story about being in a bar until 2 AM and her showing pictures of Anson Mount. People try to take them home at last call to not be alone.

- He gave a long dating advice segment that was stupid amd treated people like terminally online spergs. He ended it with that he outcharma BFs and husband's all the time, then walks away.

- Nick banned someone else from LOCALS. One of their criticisms is the he was lazy and did not stream (Nick interpreted it as trial streams)

- Nick wants a law section on Rumble. Maybe a Judge Judy type show.
 
- The beeping robot is present. I listen everytime for its dulcet tones.
Just take the batteries out Nick, it isn't that hard.
- He joked that the Pope could jot have an orgasm then stream. Neither could he. He would cancel the steeam.
I don't even know what the fuck this means.
They had dementia and alzheimers, and Nick fears he and wife will have it.
Well I'm sure drinking so much will help keep the alzheimers away. Drink up Nick.
- Nick pushed a Black Friday sale of LOCALS. He does not care about the money. He loves LOCALS. He said to not, '... listen to [his] words, listen to [his] actions, and [his] actions are...' that his life has been a 'living hell'. The year has been a mixed bag of hell and greatness.
"Mixed bag of hell and greatness" I wish I could take 8 vacations in a year. Sounds like a lot of hell.
- Nick called out Elissa for clipping out of context.
She will post 30 minute "clips" how much more context does he need? (I know there is no more context, he just thinks this is a good cope)
- In response to trial stream absence, Nick broke down hours of work, and said he has children under 18. He HAS to do the night show afterwards
The night stream he constantly cancels or abandons because he's on his 5th vacation of the quarter.
- Nick's aurhotiyy to speak on dating comes from his exposure to try being picked up when he goes out to bars and clubs. People try to pick up his wife, or both, all the time. When they say no, they fist-bump him and say congratulations for getting his wife, he says. This happens because they are dressed for a club, and it alright because they always say no and are prepared.
This is super fucking weird and it's super fucking weird he KEEPS talking about it. How much do him and Kayla cock tease people at clubs for him to talk about this so much?
- Nick banned someone else from LOCALS. One of their criticisms is the he was lazy and did not stream (Nick interpreted it as trial streams)
That person was correct.
 
“Most of the people on the planet couldn’t handle my schedule.”

Not a hint of irony detected.
Imagine being as full of shit as a Thanksgiving turkey.
His rant on Jägermeister makes me irrationally annoyed. The confidence he states that it's 26% ABV, how he got that number I don't know.
He's totally wrong. Like most spiced liqueurs with a main ingredient of some neutral spirit, it's slightly more dilute than the average whiskey, clocking in at 70 proof, which is 35% alcohol.

Fucking idiot. Even as a colossal drunk, he can't even manage to be right about booze.
He got roofed and fucked up the ass
He doesn't even remember what happened the previous night but people were looking at him funny the next day and his butthole hurt. Probably got a train run on him by every faggot at the gay bar, and his "worst day" was getting the AIDS diagnosis.
I think Drunkieta is getting it confused with Fireball or something, because Jäger is 35% ABV (at least now, I swear a few years ago it was 40%) and is intended to be mixed into shit.
It's still exactly the same recipe as it started and was never intended to be mixed before being marketed to frat boys in the '80s or so. Like someone else pointed out it started out as a "digestif" or digestive mainly favored by old men, drunk straight after a meal supposedly to aid digestion, almost marketed medicinally like a tonic.
Just take the batteries out Nick, it isn't that hard.
Perfect name for this post because this is nigger being unable to change batteries in the smoke detector level of retarded. Nick is a fucking retard.
 
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