Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 123 36.7%

  • Total voters
    335
He used to be one of the top superchat recipients, and definitely the top for lolyertubing.

That's never going to happen again, but he can hold on to past glories like other flashes in the pan, perpetually chasing the dragon.
"I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe, zipper incidents on fire off the shoulder of the sektur. I've watched baldos glitter in the dark near the Rackets Gate…
All those moments, will be lost in time like superchats in rain...”
 
Isn’t Gundam that the weirdo virgin who made a shit ton of videos borderline stalking some Twitch chick until YouTube had to step in and no one now really wants to partner with him as he’s a weirdo fantasist who makes up lies about being a homeless drug addled gangster in some multiracial dream world?

I’m surprised that guy doesn’t have a thread. If he does I’ve been too lazy to search.
I wouldn't call him a weirdo virgin but the niggas definitely on cocaine (Is a helluva a drug). It's hard to tell what is truth/fiction and he probably deserves a thread too. He's also a guest of Venti, FNTs, and simpcast (?) I believe.
Gundam is basically a mixed race (Blasian) MGTOW like Drexel (without the grooming). Commonly clowns on Alinity, twitch streamers, etc. He goes in without lube on Pokimane supporters because she was making some comments about betas in her orbit. Online slapfight ensuses, turns out it was her "co-streamer". Gundam apologizes or some shit supposedly after someone was trailing his car and mailed dead rats to his apartment/house.
He just made another video mocking her:
 
What Nick just said on that stream aside, I don't have any doubt at all that he has done ecstasy with his wife. He admitted to doing it at Gay90s.
As usual, Nick's words are important here "none of them (his adventures) have NEEDED drugs". He didn't say he never used drugs in his relationship. He said he never "required" them.
 
Creative industies = shit jobs that make no money
The people in what would be called "creative" industries / jobs who do actually make money, don't call themselves creative X.
I honestly think the funniest result is if for some insane reason they decide to go all-in on Nick and offer him an even better deal.
Agreed, but I think Rekieta's cowdom could metastasize into Rumble.
 
Gundam is basically a mixed race (Blasian) MGTOW
He is even a more retarded combo. He is Native American and Haitian that lives in NYC. He never really seemed like a MGTOW retard to me. He always stuck me as a guy that cried a lot about how badly some women treated him. He always tends to references this when he makes fun of twitch thots getting the smallest of consequences.

I present you the average NYC resident.
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Her husband started shopping for her
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Megan’s husband told her she was dressing like a grandma & suggested that instead, she dress like a tits out, slutty grandma? And he wants her to dress like that all the time, everywhere, including when streaming with ol’ man Balldo? Why would he want to turn out his wife like that?

The story Nick told about having to cancel the show because of 20 family members (Kayla’s?) showing up uninvited to his son’s party is pathetic.
First of all, who does that. And then expects to be fed & entertained like a bunch of white trash freeloaders. Did Kayla invite them without telling Nick or did she talk about the party implying all were invited? Is Nick the master of his domain or a beta bitch? Was there no way he could have told Kayla to tell her family, “Thanks for coming over, we really appreciate it, but Nick has not been feeling well & has to work tonight. We weren’t prepared for guests so we’ll have to catch up another time.”
With the holidays coming up & several more Nov. - Dec. birthdays in that family, prepare for more cancelled shows.

Can’t say for a fact that Kayla was the cause since Nick is an unreliable narrator but annoying when a woman wants to spend the money while interfering with the man making it. More likely that Nick was too drunk to stumble down to the vault & turn on the camera though.
 
What Nick just said on that stream aside, I don't have any doubt at all that he has done ecstasy with his wife. He admitted to doing it at Gay90s.
As usual, Nick's words are important here "none of them (his adventures) have NEEDED drugs". He didn't say he never used drugs in his relationship. He said he never "required" them.
He admitted to the MDMA in the stream where he was wearing the black tank top. He is doing his typical "on the wall"-type rationalizations all over again He also extensively talked about his mushroom trip in Jamaica and how that removed his inhibitions. Now he says that none of his adventures with Kayla "needed" drugs. He is just full of shit, and presumably drugs.
I mean, just look at this. I clipped a random section of his watch party stream where he doesn't talk much. He acts like the crazy psychiatrist in the Depp trial. He is definitely high on something

 
That clip was rough to listen to. Six minutes of some half-sotted middle aged do-nothing stumble his way through how hard he has it keep up with work hours, and how nobody else can do what he does? I can go down to a bar at 3am and find a good half dozen surly old has-beens who do exactly the same every single night. All while he's jittering back and forth, he's clearly on something, Mixing uppers and downers is a quick way to an early grave. The dude looks tired as all fuck. Used up, worn out. utterly done. What a fucking retard to fuck up the golden goose.
 
I clipped a random section of his watch party stream

So just like his regular streams that was entirely sex "jokes" capped off by a racial "joke" about black people. Nick, before you call me a Karen as you read your thread, I'm not offended by the topics. It's just sad and tired that you think this passes for humor like an edgy rebellious teen.
 
Speaking of soye, is he married to rial yet?
Perpetually his personal fiancé.
I’m probably late to saying this but anytime I see him I imagine a “christian” version of Kyle’s dad from South Park, it’s almost uncanny.
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Make his nose bigger and red, then we have a winner.
Nick: Chuck Dixon?? Nah not gonna hit a million dollars!
Eric:
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Nick: Leave phaseconnect, pippa! They're strangling you!
Pippa:
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The Nick Ls just keep piling up! I think the 5k might be an outlier but that's 5x what Nick is pulling now and 2x what she was pulling at the time Nick said this.
Goddamit if only he said Vic would lose.
If I were in his shoes I’d be gloating too. Get fucked Team Juju.
fat greasy fuck face is about to find out how Texans greet unwelcome visitors to their property. Especially stupid considering this particular Texan is a former gangbanger.
He’s more than likely blowing hot air because he’s a cowardly faggot but I’d love for him to fuck around and find out
EJ could easily use the "he needed to be clipped" defense.

Riley is bordering on stalking with this bullshit and he won't be sympathetic to a jury.
The jury would take one look at that greasy neckbeard and demand to lock him up immediately as he has the face of a sex offender.
 
This is assuming he gets/got a renewal (which again, I have little trouble believing he will/has).
Considering Rumble is the trailer park of the Internet at this point, it seems pretty likely.
I mean, just look at this. I clipped a random section of his watch party stream where he doesn't talk much. He acts like the crazy psychiatrist in the Depp trial. He is definitely high on something
Look how miserable he looks. It really doesn't make you happy to allow yourself to be invaded anally by demons.

This man has demons in his face, in his feet, in his fingers and his toes, in his body, and way worse, the demons are completely in control of his brain. He invited those demons in and he not only doesn't fight them, he welcomes them.

His is a host of demons.

All of them wearing Balldos.
He acts like the crazy psychiatrist in the Depp trial. He is definitely high on something
The demons are in full control.

It's kind of amazing his head doesn't flip around and do a 180 while he projectile vomits pea soup 100 yards or so.
 
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Speaking of rumble contracts, has anyone narrowed down an estimate on how much they gave nick on the current contract? He's gonna need to start being extremely frugal. His oldest kid is almost 16 isn't he? Kinda remember him talking about getting that kid a driver's license. I'm mentioning this because despite what everyone not on the left says about colleges and nick choosing home schooling AND the kids wanting to be a streamer, based on those 3 factors, nick will only have 2 choices to give to the kids: go to college or try to make it as a streamer. Yeah...They'll go to college. Nick is gonna need to pay for all five. Half a mil at least?

Not to mention nick seems to be giving them a rather lavish and gluttonous lifestyle (2000 usd/month snacks budget?? every digital toy that came out? giving them money for IAPs??).
 
Speaking of rumble contracts, has anyone narrowed down an estimate on how much they gave nick on the current contract? He's gonna need to start being extremely frugal. His oldest kid is almost 16 isn't he? Kinda remember him talking about getting that kid a driver's license. I'm mentioning this because despite what everyone not on the left says about colleges and nick choosing home schooling AND the kids wanting to be a streamer, based on those 3 factors, nick will only have 2 choices to give to the kids: go to college or try to make it as a streamer. Yeah...They'll go to college. Nick is gonna need to pay for all five. Half a mil at least?

Not to mention nick seems to be giving them a rather lavish and gluttonous lifestyle (2000 usd/month snacks budget?? every digital toy that came out? giving them money for IAPs??).
Don’t forget he’s still got daddy’s money. Kids will probably be fine on all counts.
 
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