Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 25.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 16.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 146 39.2%
  • Total voters
    372
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
I’m honestly of the opinion that Faran was correct in her estimation that Our Wife isn’t a passive participant. She seems to be kind of an attention whore based upon her on stream behavior and I think it was mentioned she takes the kids to a lot of doctor visits, so it kinda screams “Mom who would complain for her kid”.
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Our wife definitely participates at least to some extent because she put her pics on locals, and she is an attention whore at least on streams, but she is definitely not an exhibitionist like Nick. I get the sense that Nick is pushing her to be more public than she would otherwise be. I dug up this clip where Nick talks about their differences on window shades in hotel room windows.


F. It's Friday with Camelot - Drunk3PO, KF Ken Jennings, Legal Vices and MORE! (March 25th. 2023)
at around 17:20

When I was clipping this, I realized it's not a great watch, because of how insufferable he is here. Just to summarize:
- Nick has to close all the shades when they get to a Hotel room, because Kayla is "paranoid that people will see in the win-"
- Not even when they are doing anything, just in general
- Nick doesn't care because they are so high (30 something floor)
- Coomalot says that you can's see that high
- Coomalot wonders why not just keep the window open, because Kayla works out.
- Coomalot would be dick out in the window every day if he was shredded
- Nick says that you don't have to be shredded and that he doesn't care at all and just walks around naked in his room with the window open
- Vices says that if you don't want to see him naked, just don't look in the window
- Nick makes a bizarre joke about people seeing the suitcase
- They move on to the next topic: Coomalot's theory that Jesus is a cuck
All of this gets worse few minutes after the clip, because Dick and Vito join in
 
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
Nick: Chuck Dixon?? Nah not gonna hit a million dollars!
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Nick: Leave phaseconnect, pippa! They're strangling you!
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The Nick Ls just keep piling up! I think the 5k might be an outlier but that's 5x what Nick is pulling now and 2x what she was pulling at the time Nick said this.
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👏RE-KEI-TA CURSE! RE-KEI-TA CURSE! RE-KEI-TA CURSE!👏
 
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👏RE-KEI-TA CURSE! RE-KEI-TA CURSE! RE-KEI-TA CURSE!👏
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No joke, he'd be doing Null a huge favor if he got so mad at Null he predicted a Russell Greer victory.

Come on Nick! Do it! I saw Null in chat the other day saying you have a small penis, and that you are a smelly poopoo peepee head.

Take a drink first though. Or two. Or three.
 
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Peace Through Power said:
Our wife definitely participates at least to some extent because she put her pics on locals, and she is an attention whore at least on streams, but she is definitely not an exhibitionist like Nick. I get the sense that Nick is pushing her to be more public than she would otherwise be. I dug up this clip where Nick talks about their differences on window shades in hotel room windows.
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Nick himself is a liar and can't be trusted though. He claims his taste is actually a tall lithe blond woman. Our wife is almost the exact opposite. He claims that our wife likes gray/graying hair and therefore he can't wait until he gets some. But when he did, he starts dying his hair. He claims she is an introvert but her behavior every time you see her it's the opposite.

On another note, you see the avatar on the top right? Ken's Counselling Couch? Guy who claims to be a therapist that used to appear once or twice on Nick's shows during the vic saga..usually makes a very boring show. Also appeared a few times on Drex's show. I don't have the specific stream/audio but apparently he's pro transing kids and says he suffers from gender dysphoria. ...Seems like if you can connect someone to nick, they're fucked in the head.
 
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
Nick himself is a liar and can't be trusted though. He claims his taste is actually a tall lithe blond woman. Our wife is almost the exact opposite. He claims that our wife likes gray/graying hair and therefore he can't wait until he gets some. But when he did, he starts dying his hair. He claims she is an introvert but her behavior every time you see her it's the opposite.

On another note, you see the avatar on the top right? Ken's Counselling Couch? Guy who claims to be a therapist that used to appear once or twice on Nick's shows during the vic saga..usually makes a very boring show. Also appeared a few times on Drex's show. I don't have the specific stream/audio but apparently he's pro transing kids and says he suffers from gender dysphoria. ...Seems like if you can connect someone to nick, they're fucked in the head.
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It is true that Nick is not trustworthy in the least. I think that even in that story he is leaving something out. The way that he stops in the middle of a word and when he says "I guess" and shrugs while twisting his drink holding wrist.

Is that the guy that Nick used to call Kiwifarms Ken Jennings? I thought that name was weird, because I remember him being a tranny even back then. Does he have some connection to the site?
 
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Peace Through Power said:
It is true that Nick is not trustworthy in the least. I think that even in that story he is leaving something out. The way that he stops in the middle of a word and when he says "I guess" and shrugs while twisting his drink holding wrist.

Is that the guy that Nick used to call Kiwifarms Ken Jennings? I thought that name was weird, because I remember him being a tranny even back then. Does he have some connection to the site?
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Yes, it's Ken Jennings. He was a poster primarily active during the Weeb Wars era. #KickVic people doxed him and got him fired at work. This created a small arc where many people rallied to Ken to support him. For a time he was a therapist giving psychological analysis on various people involved in Weeb Wars and Lawtube. He has appeared on Rekeita's show but has appeared more times on Drexel's. He is and has always been a tranny. He has no current connection to the site.

I didn't know he's pro trans-kids though, that's undeniably disgusting.

Edit: I may be misremembering and it may have actually been the Sophie Long people that actually succeeded in getting him fired.
 
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Yes, it's Ken Jennings. He was a poster primarily active during the Weeb Wars era. #KickVic people doxed him and got him fired at work. This created a small arc where many people rallied to Ken to support him. For a time he was a therapist giving psychological analysis on various people involved in Weeb Wars. He has appeared on Rekeita's show but has appeared more times on Drexel's. He is and has always been a tranny. He has no current connection to the site.

I didn't know he's pro trans-kids though, that's undeniably disgusting.
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See, I read two claims, one that is he has dysphoria but chose not to transition, and the other that he is already trans (which means it's an ftm?). Since I was just lurking I couldn't ask to clarify. Both sides saying this are pretty adamant that he was pro transing kids though.
 
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TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve said:
I thought it was the true crime winemoms orbiting the Sophie/Michael/Kelly Long case who doxed him but otherwise that's a good summary of him I think
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I think you're right. I think KickVic tried and failed and the winemoms actually got the cancelling done. Thanks.
 
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TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve said:
I thought it was the true crime winemoms orbiting the Sophie/Michael/Kelly Long case who doxed him but otherwise that's a good summary of him I think
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Yeah, he was doxed and got fired thanks to one of the Sophie Long winemoms, and not KickVic. He talks about it and drops receipts here.

Regardless, I have to say, IF he's pro transing children, then fuck him. Don't wanna cosign that shit.
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
Remember when nick said chuck & rippa will never reach a million again?
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maybe theyll try the cope of trying to pretend comics cost so many millions to make eric making millions off them somehow isnt enough and somehow eric had the means to waste money to larp as a successful businessman.

or he could try the foolproof and ultimate cope of just replacing the bottle in his mouth with a gun


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Doesn't matter. Eric July is LITERALLY MARVEL!!! *Licks bottle*
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i dont get that cope either. it seems to be the most plausible to me since i dont know how a diverse superhero team is going against the mainstream besides eric july seemingly arbitrarily being on the right wing side and the left not liking for having a red sticker instead of a blue, idk i hear he might not be keen on the gays or something? but even if eric was just literally marvel its still impressive to get this large of a goyslop mill churning. i know looking at dax and nicks ventures that they dont care if its quality as long as it prints so this is just odd to me

edit also just got a nostalgic chuckle realizing i first started mocking these people via ralph but all these people have turned out to be way worse than ralph
 
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AIGHT so I've caught up to this day. This is the big explosion; happens sometime ~1:30:00 (from 11/11/23 for progeny: Kurt tells Megan Fox "I just don't like you." [on someone else's stream]).

Kurt & Law&Lumber guy are right (but Kurt turns supreme asshole, and I'd bet a paycheck -- pure speculation -- he apologized in private afterward); Megan Fox are also right. Ironically Rekieta coming back after pissing makes him look good. "I don't know anything about this trial; why are you fighting?!"

Maybe I oversympathize with those like me who only bother communicating with people online when they're already drunk, because that's when they're balancing that knife-edge of being non-boring... versus being an asshole.

Anyway, I guess the question I'm asking from this most infamous explosion: who is it I'm supposed to despise after this?
 
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