Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
I've seen plenty of people speculate that he might not have a rumble contract anymore with how badly he's circling but I haven't seen a single one actually saying he won't
The only reasons right now I could see Rackets getting dropped (or severely cut back) from Rumble+Locals are: (from most likely to least)
  1. Insistence on his stupid view of how his contract should work.
    Be it Locals "when he feels like it", or no Youtube cutoff, or some other "you can't tell me what to do, dad!" b.s. Rackets needs Rumble more than the reverse.
  2. They did dump Salty Cracker, and Rumble may be shifting center / left.
    Here's Salty's latest stream, 246k:
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    And Rackets', 133k:
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    It's possible given some of their more recent hires that this is happening.
  3. Rackets walks away because it's not worth the money.
    Also ties into 1, he ain't working for "rules". Mind you, Null said he'd drop the N word for $200k, which we presume is a fraction of what Rackets is making.
  4. Rumble walks because he's not worth the money.
    Maybe he is missing / not hitting his required metrics. There was a number of like x streams a month, and there is no way he's hitting that, if accurate.
Edit: given his narrative, I think he would re-sign simply to own the haters. I think a contract is likely to be offered, I don't know if they can agree to terms.
Edit: should have been re-sign, rather than resign.
 
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If Rumble is happy to pay Nick for his time then good for him but it doesn't change that his stream is smaller these days. We can only speculate as to why that's happening maybe it's the drinking, maybe it's his association with Dick and Vito, maybe it's the whole Ty situation I don't know. For me it's a lot of things but the catalyst has to be the sex talk stuff. I'm sorry but it's just sad and disgusting listening to these fat middle aged parents talk about their sex lives. All these lawtubers seem do be into it. I'm happy that these people apparently still find their spouses attractive but please for the love of God I don't want to know about it. It's not me being "sex negative" or whatever, it's the fact that you guy's aren't very attractive to me, I just don't want to think about these flabby, sweaty, pimply, hairy asses doing anything.

The problem with Nick is that the way he is losing numbers has nothing to do with some outside influence and everything to do with him. I'd bet that the audience that has left him has no intention of coming back for any reason. The money Rumble gives him keeps the whole thing afloat but there's a pretty good chance that Rumble isn't going to be around in the future. Nick has options, he can go back to YouTube or whatever but I just can't see him getting his old numbers back.

That's a real shame as Nick is pissing money up a wall for no reason. Mid life crisis's aren't cheap and this lawsuit with Monty is looking to bleed him dry. Unlike Nick I'm not going to smugly rub my magic ball(do) and make any claims about the future but there's a non insignificant chance Nick end this whole thing in a bad place finically. I suppose his trust fund will bail him out on the end.
 
The Sonichu demon got repelled by the Balldo demon already residing in NIck
I thought it was a demon at first too because of its grotesque appearance and depraved stories but turns out it's just a black guy with a tiny head and weird eyes who's really into feet. The only thing supernatural about him is his stupidity.
 
They did dump Salty Cracker, and Rumble may be shifting center / left.
I don't think they can dump him if they never gave him the contract in the first place. That was the major point of contention for him early on, they treated salty like a redheaded stepchild when he was the top streamer on the platform. They'd do press releases and mention some sub 1k streamer when salty was pulling in 10k.

As for Nick, If he no longer has a cutoff or a forced locals stream and he isn't exclusive to rumble then the deal isn't as good as Nick will claim.
 
From fellow Grift Wars resident Styxhexenhammer's live stream today.

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I can forgive Tarl for abandoning his principles for autistic Dutch pussy, but I cannot forgive logposting.
Nick's LOCALS is in the single digits for thr first time I have ever seen.

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In my experience, that count is usually up to half the number of people actually in chat. I have no idea how it comes up with that number, but it’s almost certainly been consistently below 30 for awhile.
 
I doubt he was swatted. Does anyone else remember the Weeb saga where people got 'death threats'? What was Nick's response to that?

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He used the same argument with other people he had Twitter spats with.
Getting death threats was a favourite talking point from Ron and Monica.


Oh, God, What is Even Happening With Anime Cons? (April 5th. 2019)
at around 1:31:00

The highlight at the end crystallizing the MO of the farms



Some people really can't wait to do it for free...
(xia_land is that whore that is coomalot's podcast co-hot. the one that smeared shit all over her body.)
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I'm guessing he wants the same perks he gets from Nick
 
This clip is all over the place. Sleeping for 14+ hours on a random Wednesday or Thursday night and trying to blame it on the narcolepsy?
What a fucking load. That's not how narcolepsy works. He has drunkolepsy, maybe with a side of drugolepsy.
A jury would sit here and say "you're really wasting my time over this?".....Now, put that as part of a story of stalking behavior, and it's crazy enough to fit that narrative.
Throw in pissing on his ancestor's grave and the general pattern of utterly loathsome behavior and they'd probably not mind having spent a couple hours to give the guy a little bit of slammer time. Stalking is a better charge but he also definitely committed vandalism.

It's largely the context that makes it conceivably worth tacking on to a prosecution including all the other shit. If you brought a barely-vandalism-at-all charge by itself, yes, I agree it would look silly. While I haven't seen the paper on it, it's been claimed the police have indicated they do consider Riley's behavior criminal stalking.

And again, it's not the severity of any specific action that makes it so but its persistence and escalation, and threats to continue escalating.
Either way it doesn't matter though. He's going to get A Rumble contract,the terms are going to be private, and he's just going to lie about how the deal is so much better than the last one and KF is just so wrong about everything.
I honestly think the funniest result is if for some insane reason they decide to go all-in on Nick and offer him an even better deal. I don't think that's likely but it's hilarious.

And it's not because "I love you man I totally want you to make millions of dollars even though you're a fucking piece of shit and I'm actively helping people trying to destroy your life and business and pissing on your ancestors' graves."

It's because the taller the cow, the bigger (and therefore more funny) the fall.

Nick is nothing but (sometimes really annoyed) laughs to me at this point.
 
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Either way it doesn't matter though. He's going to get A Rumble contract,the terms are going to be private, and he's just going to lie about how the deal is so much better than the last one and KF is just so wrong about everything.
He won't be able to hide it anymore tbh. Pre-depp he was able to compose himself but now the alcohol isn't gonna let him mask the seethe. You'll see it. We'll all see it.
 
I don't get how anyone thinks angrily eating a tortilla chip at you, or eating ramen noodles at you while making smug faces is any kind of an own. What it looks to me like is being an absolutely pathetic faggot in the middle of the night alone in a kitchen making retarded faces while eating pleb food.

This is what Nick is now.
Nick Rekieta be like:
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I was listening to the clip of Nick go on and on about the burdens of someone with a couple hundred thousand subs who streams on youtube. Nick is apparently dealing with a level of international celebrity that nobody else can even understand or comprehend. Maybe that is why he compared himself a while ago to Tiger Woods.

And YOU BETTER STOP ASKING NICK TO WORK HARDER. Because asking Nick to work harder is just like asking Nick to neglect and/or hurt and/or ignore all his children. I mean nobody with four children could ever work even 40 hours in a week. Its just impossible. Covering ANY trial requires Nick to work 12 hour days. Why? How? Because he says so.

Also, if Nick's wife had not forced him to have those damn kids, Nick could be easily streaming sixteen hours a day and making what he calls "infinite money". Don't know how that would work, but Nick says so.

At this point, delusional doesn't even come close to what this guy is. He doesn't even seem to realize how small he is even in the youtube and rumble universes.
 
At this point, delusional doesn't even come close to what this guy is. He doesn't even seem to realize how small he is even in the youtube and rumble universes.
He used to be one of the top superchat recipients, and definitely the top for lolyertubing.

That's never going to happen again, but he can hold on to past glories like other flashes in the pan, perpetually chasing the dragon.
 
They did dump Salty Cracker, and Rumble may be shifting center / left.
Here's Salty's latest stream, 246k:
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And Rackets', 133k:
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It's possible given some of their more recent hires that this is happening.
This begs an interesting question...

What power or pull, if any, does Barnes and/or Viva have over Rumble? I know Barnes and Viva wrote their TOS, and I know Barnes says they're shifting more center, but I don't know much beyond that.

From a purely financial POV, it doesn't make much sense to drop Salty, but keep Rekieta, but maybe some strings are being pulled on his behalf?

This is assuming he gets/got a renewal (which again, I have little trouble believing he will/has).
 
Elissa clipped Nick talking about the time he claims he was roofied. Listen carefully at 2:39
He is responding to this chat message on twitch
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You can tell what Nick is thinking about

While I was looking for the chat message, I noticed that Nick confirmed his Nashville airbnb being the playmate airbnb


WATCH PARTY: NO ONE LIVES (November 20th. 2023)
at around 2:13:00

Nick shakes constantly for the whole stream and fidgets around a lot. I would be amazed if he was not high on something
 
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