Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

because his parents are dead and they can't threaten to disown him anymore.

Only his grandparents are dead. His dad shows up on chat pretty regularly and has a YouTube channel.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Only his grandparents are dead. His dad shows up on chat pretty regularly and has a YouTube channel.

I did not know that, thank you! So the bottle-butt pic exists in a world where his dad might see it? This causes me great mirth.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The glee with which Nick Rekieta tells lies that he knows are lies is disturbing. Is this what he gets off on now?

Nick is such a shameless liar, which we have known for a while. The overwhelming consensus ITT for months has been that Rumble will renew because they’re desperate.

Making shit up is something Nick does a lot, so I’m not surprised. It’s just worth noting that Nick has no qualms about lying through his teeth and is visibly thrilled to do so. That’s what happens when you drink yourself into believing there’s no such thing as objective morality.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

This is the actually scary thing with GERD. Yeah the heartburn sucks, nobody likes to feel like their throat is on fire, but the number of years it goes untreated exponentially increases the cancer risk.

The other problem is that the gold standard to diagnosis the precancerous inflammatory changes from chronic reflux is the throat equivalent of a colonoscopy - ie. Being asked to swallow a garden hose to have a look.

[Insert the appropriate Nick being a faggot meme here]

 

[Captain Manning]

That's actually shocking to me. If Rumble gave money to Mersh (RotC), then they are clearly biased in favor of gay men.

What's also shocking is they apparently turned down ItsAgundam.

Rumble's business strategy doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense to me, which is why I elected not to prognosticate too heavily as to whether Nick would get a renewal, or what the terms would be. Rumble is a black box with extremely sussy view and sub numbers. I won't completely denigrate it by saying it's exactly like Cozi (it's not), but there are certain aspects of it that remind me of Cozi.

 

[Getting Tard Comed Jr]

Oh gawd. So Faran and every other girl on the panel had to sit there and take it but when it's thrown onto the pick me girl it's bad? JFC

Yes.

 

[Harm]

This clip was sad to watch. He's clearly reading the thread, which is what it is, but the lessons he's learning are all wrong. He thinks there's these people out here blindly clamoring for his failure and anything that goes in his favor is a helluva thumb in our eyes. People fixate on his Rumble deal because it's the closest thing to anyone potentially holding him accountable who could truly humble Nick and hopefully help him start to see he's going down the wrong path. It's very similar to why people fixate on his lawsuit with Montagraph; they could see some comeuppance, and to them it'd be a deserved and positively transformative experience for Rekieta. Finally, a wake-up call.

But no, all he sees are one-dimensional enemies who want him to fail, as if we're to him what Juju and Pedo are to Eric July. He lacks the perspective to see it otherwise.

 

[AnOminous]

Update: the seething has continued to continue in Juju's replies, can we get to 24 hours?

He so totally doesn't care that he stole our joke about him.

 

[Potatoherder]

What's also shocking is they apparently turned down Itsagundam.

They also turned down SaltyCracker and he basically carried rumble in it's first year. For the longest time they suppressed him as well. Rumble feels very much like a place you need to know people to get any of the deals.

This was Salty last night

And this was Nick

Keep in mind Salty streamed for 2.5h and and Nick 4.5h.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember at the same time he tries to deboonk the swinger stories he said 'you can't afford to entertain her'. He might literally think that he can keep here with money.

It's basically calling her a money grubbing whore.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I think Joe is weird because he’s like one of the ten lawyers who knows about how the. Collections system works and seems to be Small Claims/ Criminal Court type.

 

[RotPockets]

What's also shocking is they apparently turned down ItsAgundam.

Rumble's business strategy doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense to me, which is why I elected not to prognosticate too heavily as to whether Nick would get a renewal, or what the terms would be. Rumble is a black box with extremely sussy view and sub numbers. I won't completely denigrate it by saying it's exactly like Cozi (it's not), but there are certain aspects of it that remind me of Cozi.

They also turned down SaltyCracker and he basically carried rumble in it's first year. For the longest time they suppressed him as well. Rumble feels very much like a place you need to know people to get any of the deals.

This was Salty last night
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And this was Nick
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Keep in mind Salty streamed for 2.5h and and Nick 4.5h.

They should both get in touch with Quarterpounder, he has been making a serious effort to get people to stream on Rumble. I could be mistaken but I think he has mentioned having contacts within Rumble, in addition to knowing Steven Crowder. He was also one of the only channels talking about Biden’s “Digital Equity” in his corner of the internet, the Geeks and Gamers crowd only found out about it the day before it passed.

6 Days ago:

Yesterday:

 

[FedPostalService]

What's also shocking is they apparently turned down ItsAgundam.

Rumble's business strategy doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense to me, which is why I elected not to prognosticate too heavily as to whether Nick would get a renewal, or what the terms would be. Rumble is a black box with extremely sussy view and sub numbers. I won't completely denigrate it by saying it's exactly like Cozi (it's not), but there are certain aspects of it that remind me of Cozi.

Isn’t Gundam that the weirdo virgin who made a shit ton of videos borderline stalking some Twitch chick until YouTube had to step in and no one now really wants to partner with him as he’s a weirdo fantasist who makes up lies about being a homeless drug addled gangster in some multiracial dream world?

I’m surprised that guy doesn’t have a thread. If he does I’ve been too lazy to search.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The other problem is that the gold standard to diagnosis the precancerous inflammatory changes from chronic reflux is the throat equivalent of a colonoscopy - ie. Being asked to swallow a garden hose to have a look.

Good news for Nick then! He's already used to this sort of invasive oral procedure.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He thinks there's these people out here blindly clamoring for his failure and anything that goes in his favor is a helluva thumb in our eyes.

Nick is a champion projector. Look at how he was pulling for Keffals and Russell Greer. All he knows is lashing out in rage with a smile plastered on his face and “I REALLY LIKE THIS PIECE OF SHIT, I WANT HIM TO MAKE ALL THE MONEY!” flying out of his mouth with spittle and cock breath. He’s an even bigger wimp than I’d previously suspected, and that’s saying something.

 

[AnOminous]

also, it's fucking horrifying. does he smoke?

He smokes cigars sometimes. I don't think it's a regular thing though because he'd constantly be doing it on stream.

 

[Harm]

Isn’t Gundam that the weirdo virgin who made a shit ton of videos borderline stalking some Twitch chick until YouTube had to step in and no one now really wants to partner with him as he’s a weirdo fantasist who makes up lies about being a homeless drug addled gangster in some multiracial dream world?

Never heard that one before. You might be right, but that first half sounded more like Leafy than Gundam unless there's some Gundam lore that's completely passed me by. I don't know if I'm parsing the last part correct... are you saying Gundam claimed himself to be a "homeless drug addled gangster in some multiracial dream world?" That sounds hilarious. I'd only thought of Gundam as that fruity low IQ nerd who rants about She-Hulk for hours.

 

[AnOminous]

I already concluded that it's more funny for Nick to get a new contract. If he didn't he'd start falling into the DSP arc of openly begging for money. But now we get to see what Nick's new content will be if he concludes that he do whatever he wants and still get paid.

Either it will be worse than before, in which case he won't admit it but will lie about it but seethe even more than usual, or as good or better, and then we'd be able to tell from his massive smugness. And smug cows give the best milk.

 

[Captain Manning]

This clip was sad to watch. He's clearly reading the thread, which is what it is, but the lessons he's learning are all wrong. He thinks there's these people out here blindly clamoring for his failure and anything that goes in his favor is a helluva thumb in our eyes. People fixate on his Rumble deal because it's the closest thing to anyone potentially holding him accountable who could truly humble Nick and hopefully help him start to see he's going down the wrong path. It's very similar to why people fixate on his lawsuit with Montagraph; they could see some comeuppance, and to them it'd be a deserved and positively transformative experience for Rekieta. Finally, a wake-up call.

But no, all he sees are one-dimensional enemies who want him to fail, as if we're to him what Juju and Pedo are to Eric July. He lacks the perspective to see it otherwise.

It's been pointed out here several times now that the majority opinion was that he would get a new contract. The debate mainly centered around what the terms would be.

Personally, I support the idea of Rumble and Nick entering in whatever business arrangement is mutually beneficial for the both of them. Historically, the Farms has been pretty pro free market capitalism, and anti-deplatforming. A position that's only been bolstered by the various hardships and barriers the site has had to overcome.

It's his degenerate e-daddy Dick Masterson that wants to ruin people's business. Namely, Eric July.

Which, BTW, we're about to see that 1 million dollar Chuck Dixon comic that Nick didn't think would happen:

Isn’t Gundam that the weirdo virgin who made a shit ton of videos borderline stalking some Twitch chick until YouTube had to step in and no one now really wants to partner with him as he’s a weirdo fantasist who makes up lies about being a homeless drug addled gangster in some multiracial dream world?

I’m surprised that guy doesn’t have a thread. If he does I’ve been too lazy to search.

I know he had drama with Pokimane at some point, if that's what you're referring to.

I don't know the guy all that well. I just know that, numerically speaking, his content seems to be more popular than the crap Rekieta is putting out these days, and several magnitudes more popular than Mersh. Somebody much earlier in the thread had expressed shock he was turned down, but RotC got a contract.

Like I said though, Rumble doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense. Maybe they hate money? Their stock certainly seems to suggest they do.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Never heard that one before. You might be right, but that first half sounded more like Leafy than Gundam unless there's some Gundam lore that's completely passed me by. I don't know if I'm parsing the last part correct... are you saying Gundam claimed himself to be a "homeless drug addled gangster in some multiracial dream world?" That sounds hilarious. I'd only thought of Gundam as that fruity low IQ nerd who rants about She-Hulk for hours.

I think he’s pretty funny, personally. Wife hates him, and I respect that so I don’t listen to his videos when she’s around.

But the stalker allusion made by the guy you’re replying to is, I’m pretty sure, a reference to Pokimane.

Cuntguarding for pokimane is pretty eh