Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

This is a deep callback but does anyone else remember during the Tonkasaw era when Balldo said he wouldn't be laughing at the "daddy noooo!" meme anymore, because he heard about a real kid whose last words were exactly that? I forget if he heard about it, or it was a family law case he was involved in. it doesn't really matter.

The point is that now he's laughing at a kid who was forced to sit in her own feces by cruel British goblins and now has a dead mom by suicide.

Regardless of whether you think it's okay to laugh at kids suffering, it's another example of a 180 balldo twist. The best theory I've heard in this thread is that he changed because his parents are dead and they can't threaten to disown him anymore. If that's true, then he will never address it because that's way too embarrassing. We would need a séance where we ask his parents to get the truth.

I dunno about that. Just now he went on a rant about how parents will always forgive their kids regardless of how much they fucked up multiple times and will always welcome them home and provide cushion and that's how it should be. Feels like projection to me.

Maybe it's one of his current stresses since contract negotiations are coming soon and we all know how much he has been draining his own coffers regardless of how opaque he wants his financials seem to look. If he fails that he's fucked so he's probably projecting his hopes on his parents bailing him out if he has to come crawling back to them.

Just my opinion. Not sure if elb thinks that part is clip worthy.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I love Barnes yet I still don't think I can watch.

Barnes navigates bullshit pretty well in real time considering he is the only real lawyer on most of these streams. If something funny happens it'll be worth it (for someone else) to clip his reaction.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Wew......

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When did he start dying his hair?

This is a deep callback but does anyone else remember during the Tonkasaw era when Balldo said he wouldn't be laughing at the "daddy noooo!" meme anymore, because he heard about a real kid whose last words were exactly that? I forget if he heard about it, or it was a family law case he was involved in. it doesn't really matter.

Relevant clips of that were posted 6 pages back.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I recall Nick also saying “I give my wife everything” with a comment like “ask my friends.”

This sounded like Nick got his friends to satisfy his wife.. Friends like Drex, perhaps?

 

[Lemmingwiser]

I just noticed that Nick´s way of talking is the same as leftists with the clapping emoji. Just replace the dots with and its the same result.

My BRANDIs Shitposting AND Having Fun.

Maybe YOU Should Try Having Fun Incel faggot.

DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

It's just emphasising what you're saying.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick did a LOCLAS stream:

- The beeping robot makes an appearance.

- Nick started by extolling the virtues of canned tomato and chicken breast to save preparation time. Sometimes it makes food better. High end restaurants do it. He goes on for 15-20 minutes about how to make ramen. There are sex jokes interspersed.

- He moved on to peppers, air fryer, and Caine's chicken. He compared different chicken vendors. Next it was Crispy Creams being worse than Shipley doughnuts and how 'white people' cannot make good ones--only oppressed communists can.

- Nick said Midwest Scandanavians make bad food. They left their country to be Quakers (no, they did not) and bad food. That flowed into how terrible it would be French and how the women need to starved to be thinner.

- He wants to go to France and see historical Christian sites with kids and wife. He is wavering on it because they got reconstructed. (It did not make sense...)

- He had a joke about people not clipping hos announcement about his contract. People on the internet knows so much. He sent a message to Rumble saying they should talk about his contract. They said sure. He talked about how Kiwifarms are (totally PWN'd and ) stupid. Things look good.

- He tangents into how crazy the transition to Rumble has been. The contract has been great because it has been a risk that he has taken and been compensated for. YT has suffered, but that is fine. He is at 154k on Rumble and gaining thousands per month. It was a good gamble for him.

- He wants to drop the YT switch. He thinks it is not really helping. He does not like it. Most people have converted. He will repurpose his YT channel.

- He lied that people are saying his contract expired months ago. He is working on his 3rd installment of his interview series. (The one he started MONTHS ago...)

 

[elb]

- He had a joke about people not clipping hos announcement about his contract. People on the internet knows so much. He sent a message to Rumble saying they should talk about his contract. They said sure. He talked about how Kiwifarms are totally PWN'd and stupid. Things look good.

- He tangents into how crazy the transition to Rumble has been. The contract has been great because it has been a risk that he has taken and been compensated for. YT has suffered, but that is fine. He is at 154k on Rumble and gaining thousands per month. It was a good gamble for him.

- He wants to drop the YT switch. He thinks it is not really helping. He does not like it. Most people have converted. He will repurpose his YT channel.

- He lied that people are saying his contract expired months ago. He is working on his 3rd installment of his interview series. (The one he started MONTHS ago...)

 

[Honey's Dead]

If Rumble give him more money than his current contract I will be surprised. I would say his value has peaked.

He does not want to do trial streams because effort. Its OK Nick we are with you... Have a .

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Isn't nate and emily ex prosecutors? Sean is currently practicing too (his stream schedule is very sporadic due to that). Gosney also has a video of him in the middle of court. DUI guy too.

The ones that aren't...are usually around...Nick. HMM.

Off the top of my head:
Nick: non-practicing lawyer
Mindset: doing some kind of corporate law in Korea
Vices: see above
Kurt: patent clerk or something
Nate: former cop and prosecutor
Emily: former prosecutor
Branca: self defense consulting
Gosney: appeals court work
DUI Guy: DUI specialization, lots of courtroom stuff
Legal Bytes: maybe some corporate work
Potentially Criminal: defense attorney/former prosecutor
Runkle: Canadian defense attorney
Lawgic: debt collection stuff, think he used to some kind of law
Lumber: divorce attorney I believe
The black lawyer chick or whatever: defense attorney I think

I'm sure there are some I'm missing.

Hell faran herself is an example. Branca may be right to a certain degree but he was antagonistic as hell. There was no reason he had to be that much of a dick. Faran isn't his daughter. Why the fuck should he care so much about her eggs? He just wanted to destroy her.

Faran also tried to turn Branca's ire against a woman on panel that had been agreeing with Branca. So Faran gets what she deserves.

Don't forget Branca called Faran's sister a cunt within 5 minutes of meeting her for the first time. I'm convinced all these people are just straight up miserable.

Your sister probably deserved it.

He will repurpose his YT channel.

I doubt it.

If Rumble give him more money than his current contract I will be surprised. I would say his value has peaked.

I'm sure Rumble is pissed. They expected him to do trial streaming and continue the flood of superchats. He has not delivered on either.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Is Spectre jealous about not being chosen as the janny who Nick Rekieta pole danced for?

He SLAMMED Rekieta for his "diaper fetishist" joke last night, saying Nick would have "flipped the fuck out" on a guest who said that 2 years ago!

- He had a joke about people not clipping hos announcement about his contract. People on the internet knows so much. He sent a message to Rumble saying they should talk about his contract. They said sure. He talked about how Kiwifarms are (totally PWN'd and ) stupid. Things look good.

I already concluded that it's more funny for Nick to get a new contract. If he didn't he'd start falling into the DSP arc of openly begging for money. But now we get to see what Nick's new content will be if he concludes that he do whatever he wants and still get paid.

If there's a new contract, that is. I said recently that not only have there not been any contract discussions, there appear to have not been any discussions about contract discussions either. What he's describing appears to be the latter, not the former.

 

[Carlo Gambino]

Lets dispense with the notion that Rumble is a well-managed company. Yes, it beat out Odyssee. But its losing money and its stock is on the way to being a penny stock.

Since Rumble went public on Sept 16, 2022, the stock has lost almost 60% of its value. Insiders sold. You might as well have bought a rugpull crypto called ape money or cum coin.

It has also lost money every quarter of its existence, which is not good in this rate environment.

TLDR: It is well within the realm of possibility this type of mismanaged company thinks Nick is a great investment and resigns him and his baldo and coomalot related content for 2024.

 

[trash cat]

Nick started by extolling the virtues of canned tomato and chicken breast to save preparation time.

Maybe consuming such high levels of BPA from canned goods explains his desire to shove his balls into a latex dildo?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Mindset: doing some kind of corporate law in Korea
Vices: see above

Both of them are not licensed lawyers. Vices himself admitted as much that they are not local and as such cannot be so technically they have even less standing than nick since they are doing what branca is doing without the license.

Especially mindset since he is constantly hopping between korea thailand and japan but renting instead of staying at hotels. He is most likely using tourist visa and hopping countries as they expire.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Mindset: doing some kind of corporate law in Korea

Mindset isn't in Korea anymore. He up and moved to Bangkok to fuck lady boys cuz women wouldn't fuck him.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Mindset isn't in Korea anymore. He up and moved to Bangkok to fuck lady boys cuz women wouldn't fuck him.

He is already in japan now LOL.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

So, you've prompted me to do a quick little video compilation. I took the intro section from several streams roughly a year apart, along with last nights, and put them all one after the other to see what it looked/sounded like.
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Holy shit 2023 specifically has been devastating for Nick. Age, or something else like say the alcoholism/heavy drug use, has hit the man like a truck. Between the clip from the start of 2023 to now he seems to have lost weight and is losing his hairline, while having gained a smoker voice that gets worse as the night's drinking goes on.

Whoops almost forgot the credits:

Spoiler: Streams used

In order of appearance.
Feb 5, 2018 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK8k0_rYz9w "Nick Rekieta - LoLsuit #17 LoLsuit Livestream #3: Landau responds! - Rekieta Law"
Feb 6, 2019 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql8zBZs3OAU "Gavin McInnes vs. SPLC - Reading the Complaint - LIVE"
Feb 4, 2020 - https://youtube.com/watch?v=yi6LgGsS_VE "Null Joins to Educate Me on DSP Bankruptcy Documents | Rekieta Law" (Dear Feeder appearance!)
Feb 5, 2021 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YAVJpB0lSI "ARCHIVE: Ty Beard Friday Stream - Let's Talk Time Magazine and HR 127"
Feb 7, 2022 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjHH0A3ep7A "Gerrymandering Joe Rogan and Let's Get in Touch with this Podcast Bait"
Feb 7, 2023 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQKPFycoDZ0 "Good Lawgic and the State of The Union"
Nov 14, 2023 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj30lMTroNE "RANDOM Tuesday! Topics are FLEXIBLE - Whiskey Review"

you deserve a thousand winner reacts for this.

also, it's fucking horrifying. does he smoke? he has gotten so much worse, it's unbelievable. aside from his vices, things have been bad for him this year. guy is on a serious downward spiral and he's going to hit rock bottom sooner rather than later. his defense of Cuties, his shilling for Drexel, like he has to be getting blackmailed into something and you can tell he fucking hates himself. he hates himself more than Jim Sterling hates himself. there has to be a good explanation for his self-destructive and self-neglecting behavior.

 

[Getting Tard Comed Jr]

I think Kurt’s intelligent, but he’s one of those people who never got acknowledged for it and lacked the friends/ family to curb his expectations of reality. Now he’s like 40 and struggling to deal with that he’s been a bitch tits having grouch his whole life and can’t do the “Great personality, fat funny gregarious bastard, hot wife who loves them” package. I think Megan is basically someone who infuriates him because she’s an openly conservative Christian woman who isn’t afraid to speak up, unlike Kurt for most of his life.

Unfortunately Kurt is probably a little autistic and doesn't do well with social cues. While he's intelligent, he makes the mistake a lot of young intelligent boys do and think people care about that and he deserves a good life because of it. While some boys figure out that's not how life works and grow out of it, Kurt hasn't. And he's not willing to do the things that will make him bearable to be around, i.e. if the BO stuff is true, take a shower every day, wear deodorant, wear cologne. Wear long pants if you're legs don't look good.

Sucks to suck but it's why he has this seething hatred towards women. He's unironically an incel.

 

[Fools Idol]

I'm not a seething faggot like you Nick, I'm not going to cry about someone making money like you do with Eric July. All we do here buddy is just idle speculation, the fact that it had you so rattled and how smug you are that "we've been proven wrong" speaks to how close you are to the edge.

But hey, you do you. I'm happy that you get to continue your partnership with Rumble Nick, don't spend it all in go though, you've got a lawsuit to win remember.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

I have a feeling that we're gonna be needing this at some point in the future coupled with the Spongebob "A FEW MOMENTS LATER..." clip.

 

[Romy Behave]

Faran also tried to turn Branca's ire against a woman on panel that had been agreeing with Branca. So Faran gets what she deserves.

Oh gawd. So Faran and every other girl on the panel had to sit there and take it but when it's thrown onto the pick me girl it's bad? JFC