Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Kurt didn't get an invite either. lol.

And then a wild Fat Imbalanced appeared. Apparently Megan thought she was going to be on Spectre's show and said she called her asking and Faran said no. While Grifty has internet cred, I still don't get his superchat about Faran last night. Who knows. Either way, one of the guys asked how she was and according to Megan, it sounds like she's happy.

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EDIT:
Rob also superchatted and it appears their holding no grudges.
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Notice they both made their “Congratulations, Megan!” superchats all about themselves. These people are profoundly broken.

 

[Neetorino]

10 users on a site that sees thousands of unique logins a day (according to dear leader) talked about me clearly the karen farms cares so fckin much .jpg .gif .amp

Don't forget that, if Cynthia is correct, at least half of those posters are all Kalea. Which, to be fair, could also be the "various Kiwifarmers" Mandy claims to talk to.

 

[Maude Snew]

Notice that young, family man Nick's hair swoops to the right, but old degenerate Balldo swoops his hair to the left. Coincidence? I'll let you be the judge of that.

Back and to the left. Back. And to the left.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Kurt didn't get an invite either. lol.

And then a wild Fat Imbalanced appeared. Apparently Megan thought she was going to be on Spectre's show and said she called her asking and Faran said no. While Grifty has internet cred, I still don't get his superchat about Faran last night. Who knows. Either way, one of the guys asked how she was and according to Megan, it sounds like she's happy.

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EDIT:
Rob also superchatted and it appears their holding no grudges.
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Holding no grudges? These people are constantly talking to a third person about the 2nd person, giving back handed compliments or passive agressive sarcastic jabs for everyone else to see and then being friendly again when they meet the 2nd person.. I'm skeptical it's always all 'good'.

Hell faran herself is an example. Branca may be right to a certain degree but he was antagonistic as hell. There was no reason he had to be that much of a dick. Faran isn't his daughter. Why the fuck should he care so much about her eggs? He just wanted to destroy her. These streamers got too high off their own farts for being based/edgy. Drexel is an example too. So absorbed in being a chad he didnt realize his groomer story is a groomer story.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Some talk on last night's show about partying at Nick's Nashville Airbnb between Rekieta and his janny Valhalla Awaits.

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You may recall that Nick Rekieta's Airbnb where he stayed prior to his live show with Dick Masterson and others in September was revealed to be a Playboy-themed property with an included stripper pole (link with evidence).

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Nick clearly got trashed last night, but he kept enough wits about himself to immediately cut the guy off when he is about to discuss what happened at the Airbnb or who was there. It is also admitted that Nick contacted him a couple days after the event to swear him to secrecy, advising him not to speak publicly about what happened at the Airbnb.

Later in the clip Rekieta admits that he did a pole dance for his janny and his janny's wife! (2:40 in clip)

Here's the stripper pole that Nick would have danced seductively for his janny and his janny's wife:

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From this clip from a stream from September, shortly after the Nashville event, the janny confirms he was sworn to secrecy about what went on!

Spoiler: Source

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If Nick is going to have secret little parties, maybe we just need someone to document them and report back... With receipts.

All jokes aside, it's heart breaking to watch a father of 5 little girls slide down the slippery slope that is alcohol addiction.

You don't need to have 20 drinks a day to have an alcohol problem. The minute your drinking begins to impact your relationships with friends, family and colleagues but you don't stop.... That's when you know you have a problem.

I genuinely hope he gets help for not only his career's sake, but also for the sake of his wife and five daughters.

3 girls, and 2 boys.

Did anyone really like Kurt?

I do. I wish he'd find his niche,, but he is really his own worst enemy. it makes me feel bad for him.

I recall Nick also saying “I give my wife everything” with a comment like “ask my friends.” So he’s one of those guys who thinks that if he provides for a woman’s material needs, that makes him a great husband and he has earned the right to be a drunk POS seven nights a week if he wants to.

Remember at the same time he tries to deboonk the swinger stories he said 'you can't afford to entertain her'. He might literally think that he can keep here with money.

 

[TheKillingWords]

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Barnes and Fox on tonight.

I love Barnes yet I still don't think I can watch.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Update: the seething has continued to continue in Juju's replies, can we get to 24 hours?

But guys... Nick doesn't care!

Hell faran herself is an example. Branca may be right to a certain degree but he was antagonistic as hell. There was no reason he had to be that much of a dick. Faran isn't his daughter. Why the fuck should he care so much about her eggs? He just wanted to destroy her. These streamers got too high off their own farts for being based/edgy. Drexel is an example too. So absorbed in being a chad he didnt realize his groomer story is a groomer story.

Don't forget Branca called Faran's sister a cunt within 5 minutes of meeting her for the first time. I'm convinced all these people are just straight up miserable.

I do. I wish he'd find his niche,, but he is really his own worst enemy. it makes me feel bad for him.

All these lawyers need to go back and do what the original intent was and why everyone watched:

COVER. FUCKING. TRIALS/LAWSUITS

 

[not william stenchever]

COVER. FUCKING. TRIALS/LAWSUITS

But how does that further the goal of clout for nothing and cooming for free?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

But how does that further the goal of clout for nothing and cooming for free?

The True Crime wine mothers will fond a way to inject drama.

Who is on who's stream? Why is X streaming over Y's time slot? That joke Zed made was too much for such a serious topic!

Endless faggotry...

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Nick describes experiencing time dilation and hallucinations and calling his wife a dumb lying bitch for not thinking she is that affected by the drugs because... he is acting high and annoying (kind of a "You're high because I'm high" logic).

I am no drug expert, but Nick sounds like a horrible person to get high with.

Also, this is why (from what I have seen druggies say) when you do hard psychedelics the first time, you need someone there either sober, and/or someone else who has done them before, so they can make sure you aren't doing something really fucked up and see how you respond to them, since psychedelics can hit people differently.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Oh god fucking damn it, Barnes is on and now we're talking about relationships.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Oh god fucking damn it, Barnes is on and now we're talking about relationships.

Someone give Branca the link!

 

[Wodanaz]

Reading these tweets, I kinda wish Nick were cribbing from Ralph's playbook instead of Dick's. At least then he'd claim Null's peepee doesn't work, and maybe we'd be spared the gross homoerotic fantasies.

(I can't believe I just said I wish Nick acted more like Ralph, but there you go).

Ralph is inironifally more respectable at this point. He may have only apologized to Josh on stream because he needed everyone in his corner against Fuentes but I believe he really did recognize that he was wrong to call josh a pedo because he was a seething drunk. And he admits that he has addiction problems. Rekieta never ever admits fault, regardless of sincerity. There's just nothing to like about him anymore.

 

[Kandinsky]

Back and to the left. Back. And to the left.

Rekieta ain't got shit on Kennedy. And fuck Lee Harvey Oswald while we're at it!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph is inironifally more respectable at this point. He may have only apologized to Josh on stream because he needed everyone in his corner against Fuentes but I believe he really did recognize that he was wrong to call josh a pedo because he was a seething drunk. And he admits that he has addiction problems. Rekieta never ever admits fault, regardless of sincerity. There's just nothing to like about him anymore.

Rekieta may have the negative traits of many lolcows, even if not to the same extent, but he has none of the positives. At least Ralph has rare moments of introspection and even when he doesn't he can holler and cut a good promo sometimes which is funny. Nick can't do that. Nor can he have moments of unintentional hilarity by typing out things like "You are not my toilet, stalker." He'll just argue for hours about how he isn't mad, everyone else is mad.

Someone give Branca the link!

Sounds like a gread idea, he's made a fool out of himself so many times on these late night streams. Including by getting into it with Dick Masterson, who he presumably had to grovel to when he realized that Juju was Nick's e-daddy.

 

[Active User]

Isn't nate and emily ex prosecutors? Sean is currently practicing too (his stream schedule is very sporadic due to that). Gosney also has a video of him in the middle of court. DUI guy too.

The ones that aren't...are usually around...Nick. HMM.

In keeping with this heuristic, AttorneyTom's still running his practice (and iirc currently involved in active litigation) and he hasn't been seen in relation to Nick in forever.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

hasn't been seen in relation to Nick in forever.

He was "in chat" the other night afaik, but yeah. He has a spotify contract now too I believe.

 

[Zelensky the Nazi]

In keeping with this heuristic, AttorneyTom's still running his practice (and iirc currently involved in active litigation) and he hasn't been seen in relation to Nick in forever.

IIRC he's representing people in a possible class-action lawsuit against Logan Paul because of the Zootopia scam. No idea what the status of that is, but I wouldn't be surprised if they're in arbritration talks at the moment before they kick Logan in the cock.

 

[anionfarflung]

Notice that young, family man Nick's hair swoops to the right, but old degenerate Balldo swoops his hair to the left. Coincidence? I'll let you be the judge of that.

I noticed that too.
[this linked article poo-poos the hypothesis, but you get what I'm referring to]

 

[变性黑鬼]

This is a deep callback but does anyone else remember during the Tonkasaw era when Balldo said he wouldn't be laughing at the "daddy noooo!" meme anymore, because he heard about a real kid whose last words were exactly that? I forget if he heard about it, or it was a family law case he was involved in. it doesn't really matter.

The point is that now he's laughing at a kid who was forced to sit in her own feces by cruel British goblins and now has a dead mom by suicide.

Regardless of whether you think it's okay to laugh at kids suffering, it's another example of a 180 balldo twist. The best theory I've heard in this thread is that he changed because his parents are dead and they can't threaten to disown him anymore. If that's true, then he will never address it because that's way too embarrassing. We would need a séance where we ask his parents to get the truth.