Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hex Cat]

New Elissa clip
Warski betrayal!

There was one guy who stood up for Andy... Oh, that was me *sips whiskey*

"WHERE'S ALL DA LOYALTY?! I MADE YOU ANDY NEVAH FORGET THAT! *hic*"

The gunt is consuming Nick's mind

 

[AnOminous]

Their behavior as a couple pretending to be swingers looking for attention from other couples is just disgusting. So Nick and wife cruise bars (including gay bars) buying drinks for swingers and pretending to be looking for sex. Then at the moment of truth, they say "no". That is objectively FAR WORSE IMO than actually being a swinger. Its the behavior of a psychopath who is getting a thrill out of controlling and manipulating people.

I don't even believe this happens but it's typical of Drunkieta to tell lies that make him look even worse than he actually is.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This is the same rant ralph went on a year or 2 ago.

Nick's seethe is more homoerotic though. He says "Andy Warski" as he licks the bottle. Is the real reason for his disappointment that Andy didn't go all the way with his wife?

 

[dustnight]

New Elissa clip
Warski betrayal!

There was one guy who stood up for Andy... Oh, that was me *sips whiskey*

 

[Pomniman]

His rant on Jägermeister makes me irrationally annoyed. The confidence he states that it's 26% ABV, how he got that number I don't know. Attributing it to girls when it, afaik, is is traditionally a dude bro thing. He hasn't even tried it but he knows all about it.
I don't mean to Jäger-guard but wtf. He does know whiskey is 40% abv, right? (Yes, yes, there are higher proofs) People go to him for whiskey reviews / advice?

There's a seasonal vanilla/cinnamon version that's 25% though the regular green bottle one is 35%.

https://caskcartel.com/products/jagermeister-spice-cinnamon-and-vanilla-blend-liqueur

 

[Potatoherder]

A massive drop in viewers when he just ghosts the show. YT did do better than Rumble with $221, it also didn't see the massive dip in viewers like Rumble peaking at around 2k. Muted user was trolling Nick so cgoody probably got protective of his edaddy. JasonOfTGA is the paypig of the day with 50% of rants.

nutterbutter42069

is this going to be a 10 minute ad? are you really that desperate for money?

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31197417,RekietaLaw,true,@AJ_McM you aren't on sopcial media AT ALL?,4185,false,0,2023-11-21 01:48:09 -0600 CST
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31197417,RekietaLaw,true,"@AJ_McM send me a picture os social media profile, I'll fat shame you",4182,false,0,2023-11-21 01:50:32 -0600 CST
31197417,RekietaLaw,true,"@AJ_McM email me, rekietalaw@rekieta.org",4104,false,0,2023-11-21 01:52:22 -0600 CST
31197417,RekietaLaw,true,"@layladecker no pictures, AJ is way hotter than you, objectively",3668,false,0,2023-11-21 02:38:14 -0600 CST
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If you want to know why Nick wants AJ's pics. Perv grandpa has to perv.

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Total Rumbles: $ 99
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Chat Messages: 5247 ( 485 unique users )
Muted: 1
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[UCantCCPMe]

I'm not surprised Mrs Rackets has to go prowling at the bar for random black cock. The way Nick guzzles that booze like a fuckin fish, he almost surely has nightly whisky-dick. It's why he has to put his balls in some kind of twisted torture device and use them as a makeshift dick, cause his man-meat is DOA after he drinks himself into another retarded stupor.

 

[Windy Moors]

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Every fucking time he licks that bottle, I know its coming. I think I've mentally prepared myself. The disgust won't be as strong as the first time. But no there's that bone chilling cringe. Why? Just why? Can they not afford paper towels, coasters? Anything but this.

 

[Neetorino]

This is the same rant ralph went on a year or 2 ago.
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I was expecting there to be an "I MADE YOO" rant at some point. I wasn't expecting it to be "I SAVED YOO", like he just saved Andy's reputation when it was nearly destroyed by defending his honor. Such faggoty behavior from our Whitebread Ass Neighbor. (Nick doesn't deserve the nigga tag tbh)

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

This is the worst one yet. Holy fuck...

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I was expecting there to be an "I MADE YOO" rant at some point. I wasn't expecting it to be "I SAVED YOO", like he just saved Andy's reputation when it was nearly destroyed by defending his honor. Such faggoty behavior from our Whitebread Ass Neighbor. (Nick doesn't deserve the nigga tag tbh)

He doesn't have enough self-reflection to recognize that PPP and Andy DID protect him for like a year. As far as I'm aware, they didn't cover the Mandy stream, they didn't cover Ricardo and Romaine, they didn't cover him yelling that he'd rather be seeing prostitutes than covering trials. They gave him a full year's pass for being one of the biggest cows on the Farms before covering him. And STILL he's seething in raw rage about it and saying how unfair it is because I MADE YOO BISH!

Also he claims he doesn't know the Casino is covering him now but in his kitchen he had the whole rant about concern trolling being profitable, which almost certainly was a reference to them.

This is the worst one yet. Holy fuck...

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Of all the times to start licking the shaft of the bottle, doing it right after saying "Andy Warski" is probably a bad idea.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

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This should be NSFW

 

[Potatoherder]

If that had a Hedonism 2 logo it could be their new ad campaign.

 

[thebigdream]

This should be NSFW

Internet companies try to remove tranny shit from the site but won't touch this. Smh no morality in the world

 

[TheSoutherStar]

Every fucking time he licks that bottle, I know its coming. I think I've mentally prepared myself. The disgust won't be as strong as the first time. But no there's that bone chilling cringe. Why? Just why? Can they not afford paper towels, coasters? Anything but this.

in his alcohol-pickled mind, licking the bottle is somehow a middle finger to his alogs. i wouldn't be surprised if he prostitutes his daughter to drexel just to "own" the karen farms

 

[Anticipointment]

You cannot trust his word on this. Remember the, 'I only do drugs where they are legal' ,that quickly turned into, 'I do not do drugs (or drink) when my children are around'?

Guarantee when Nick says “drugs” he isn’t counting rx drugs (his own or otherwise, possibly borrowed from Kayla’s home pharmacy) & he will definitely do those, in excess, regardless of children. Probably needs his “medicine” to keep up with those “damn kids”.
He’s a lying liar who lies.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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This is the worst one yet. Holy fuck...

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He looks like a lunch lady with the that strand of hair.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Is the coloring book a real perk or you guys just fucking around? Ain't no way this grown ass adult sending other grown ass adults coloring books as a reward.

Adult coloring books are actuslly extremely popular now because of the pandemic. I think every woman I know has at least 1, and there's a handfull of guys that do too, but are too self conscious to admit it.
"Oh... that's... the wifes." (It's cars)

 

[Mundane Ralph]

He doesn't have enough self-reflection to recognize that PPP and Andy DID protect him for like a year.

For a long time they would refuse to talk about him whenever a superchat mentioned any of the retarded shit he was doing. They'd say he was a friend and they weren't going to talk about it. Sometimes PPP would start to say something and Andy would stop him. They tried for as long as they could but balldo's retardation outlasted their restraint.

 

[Neetorino]

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Here, have some alternates with a tasteful addition from Brazzers.