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[Feline Supremacist]

This made the feminists mad. Like, wet angry cat mad.


For reference: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russian-special-military-operation-in-the-ukraine.150029/post-17177909

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Something that pisses me off about Baldur's Gate 3 is that I have NEVER seen anyone discuss the actual gameplay. Not even in this thread. They're always talking about the gay ass LGBTQP++ sucking, fucking and glucking. You can fuck a bear! Ok, is the game turn based or real time? I don't know and can't be bothered to check because it sounds like a shitty hentai game with ugly western characters.

Another red flag with the game is that I know of a lot of women who play it. They always talk about the gay-ass romance with edgy horned demon boys. Any game with a significant female playerbase is a psy op or complete shite (See Overwatch, League of Legends, that one Disney farm game)

I know there will be a ton of BG3 defenders trying to tell me why I'm wrong but this game just sounds like a shitty dating sim for women full of safe-horny ugly westoid LGBTQPC++ characters.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Something that pisses me off about Baldur's Gate 3 is that I have NEVER seen anyone discuss the actual gameplay. Not even in this thread. They're always talking about the gay ass LGBTQP++ sucking, fucking and glucking. You can fuck a bear! Ok, is the game turn based or real time? I don't know and can't be bothered to check because it sounds like a shitty hentai game with ugly western characters.

Another red flag with the game is that I know of a lot of women who play it. They always talk about the gay-ass romance with edgy horned demon boys. Any game with a significant female playerbase is a psy op or complete shite (See Overwatch, League of Legends, that one Disney farm game)

I know there will be a ton of BG3 defenders trying to tell me why I'm wrong but this game just sounds like a shitty dating sim for women full of safe-horny ugly westoid LGBTQPC++ characters.

it's a basic turn based RPG with plenty of ways to cheese boss fights. And it has cut content like entirety of upper city of Baldur's gate, which was planned to be there, but bumrush to release cut it

 

[Duck & Cover]

Remember guys: Women hate women more than you do.

 

[The Heartthrob]

Something that pisses me off about Baldur's Gate 3 is that I have NEVER seen anyone discuss the actual gameplay. Not even in this thread. They're always talking about the gay ass LGBTQP++ sucking, fucking and glucking. You can fuck a bear! Ok, is the game turn based or real time? I don't know and can't be bothered to check because it sounds like a shitty hentai game with ugly western characters.

Another red flag with the game is that I know of a lot of women who play it. They always talk about the gay-ass romance with edgy horned demon boys. Any game with a significant female playerbase is a psy op or complete shite (See Overwatch, League of Legends, that one Disney farm game)

I know there will be a ton of BG3 defenders trying to tell me why I'm wrong but this game just sounds like a shitty dating sim for women full of safe-horny ugly westoid LGBTQPC++ characters.

Too many attempts to politicize everything. That's why I'm in favor of having the world revolve around the protagonist and letting you decide it all. Then it becomes more about playing the game and your own experience and less about anything else. The left and the right arguing about it is equally as exhausting.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Coming to game near you soon.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

I had one call me after a decade and pretend it was a work call.
I could tell that voice from anywhere.

I've blessedly only had four women hit on me ever, and two of them were batfuck insane. Like, "look, I carved your initials into my wrist last night" insane. Gay guys trend slutty, but I've never encountered...that on the other side of the fence.

 

[Cheeseknife]

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I've seen this one on YT. Open and shut.

Something that pisses me off about Baldur's Gate 3 is that I have NEVER seen anyone discuss the actual gameplay.

We do, a bit in the BG3 thread.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I'm tired of society bending over for woman-invented sexualities.

Something that pisses me off about Baldur's Gate 3 is that I have NEVER seen anyone discuss the actual gameplay. Not even in this thread. They're always talking about the gay ass LGBTQP++ sucking, fucking and glucking. You can fuck a bear! Ok, is the game turn based or real time? I don't know and can't be bothered to check because it sounds like a shitty hentai game with ugly western characters.

Another red flag with the game is that I know of a lot of women who play it. They always talk about the gay-ass romance with edgy horned demon boys. Any game with a significant female playerbase is a psy op or complete shite (See Overwatch, League of Legends, that one Disney farm game)

I know there will be a ton of BG3 defenders trying to tell me why I'm wrong but this game just sounds like a shitty dating sim for women full of safe-horny ugly westoid LGBTQPC++ characters.

BG3 isn't that bad.

It's a CRPG where combat is turn-based. Gameplay wise it's probably the best D&D game ever made, if you ignore the cheer amount of content from NWN's modding scene. The relationship thing is a small part of the game I ignore, it's just a common thing in western RPGs now and basically Larian included everything that the nerds requested. It's a very good game, people just fixate on the very small part because the game at release made characters hit on you too early and didn't make it clear you were flirting, so going to hang out with your bro Gale turns very gay, very fast. I personally hate relationships in games, you don't fall in love in under a week when out adventuring, and if a half-elf would sleep with you that fast she'd act a lot more slutty in public... but alas it is a game.

 

[Cheeseknife]

The relationship thing is a small part of the game I ignore, it's just a common thing in western RPGs now and basically Larian included everything that the nerds requested. It's a very good game, people just fixate on the very small part because the game at release made characters hit on you too early and didn't make it clear you were flirting, so going to hang out with your bro Gale turns very gay, very fast. I personally hate relationships in games, you don't fall in love in under a week when out adventuring, and if a half-elf would sleep with you that fast she'd act a lot more slutty in public... but alas it is a game.

It's what I love about KotoR II's twist. The PC suddenly realizes the only reason he (or she) is the MC is because he is actually some black hole of Force powers drawing everyone to him against their wills. It's an existential crisis that I think a lot of players reach in cases of romancing NPCs in video games, only KotoR II basically makes that the crisis in story form.

The only other game with meta commentary like this was Planescape Tormet, where every companion or character you meet is basically a physical embodiment of an idea. Ideas which, more often than not, were in direct contradiction of their natures which was another meta commentary on how companions in games often have these definitive quirks.

Consider this...

Not one, but two companions in BG3 have a bomb in their chest (Gale, Karlah). Four are basically enslaved to some wicked patron (Wyll to Mizora, Shadowheart to Shar, Lae'zel to Vlaakith, Astarion to Cazador). And although both Gale and Karlach have fosaken their former mistresses (Mystra and Zariel), the bombs in their chests are a sign that they haven't quiet escaped their chains.

And, of course, Minthara has her history with The Absolute.

It seems that, in order to make any character interesting, the writers ensured "slavery" strings attached to each character and/or they have a bomb in their chest heralding their impending doom. This feels like cheating to me, hamfistedly playing with the player's heartstrings. Because of course we're going to sympathize with that. Did the writers feel like none of the characters would be worthwhile unless they were currently or formerly enslaved to someone/something?

 

[Mango Cobra]

Never trust developers to make good gay romances. It's like how Dragon Age Origins could only muster up one bi guy at best and he's Null's fantasy of what every gay guy is.

I think Larian did a good enough job with Astarion and Halsin, they're both two very specific types of gay men that don't come across as cartoonish parodies.

Doubtful. She doesn't strike me as lesbian at all. More like she's into big burly ones

Mmm... Maybe an argument could be made for bisexual Shadowheart. She's also the only character who is polyarmorous (except for Halsin but he's a gay man so it doesn't count) and doesn't mind you sleeping around / gladly joins in on the foursome with the drow siblings. Meanwhile Karlach's reaction to that is "Fucking disgusting" and Lae'zel is "Fuck off I don't share what is mine and I won't be shared" (High value woman right there).

OMG! Thank you! I thought I was the only one who noticed the obvious attraction that Wyll and Karlach have for each other. It is obvious that they were written to be a couple if the player didn't romance either of them which is similar to Aerie and Haer'Dalis in the OG Baldur's Gate. I also think the ending for the two is both fitting and bittersweet. The two go back to Avernus in order to preserve Karlach's life. They both take on Zariel and her armies together. Both of them no longer alone, having found someone who truly loves them (unlike Mizora and Gortash) and have someone who will watch each others back. It is a bittersweet but fitting ending for the two of them.

Exactly. Plus, their constant praising of each other and how Karlach has a straight up emotional breakdown if you kill Wyll in the Mind Flayer Colony really sells it.

My thoughts exactly. Gale was obviously written to be the main romance for a female player character. How he talks and acts towards the player when he admits his feelings for them is obviously written for a female character in mind. I mean, he talks about how beautiful the player is and how she is more fair then the goddess of magic herself. That is the type of stuff that women like to hear when a man romances them. Gay men don't really care for such flattery. They just want to get down to the sex. However, leave it to troons like Jim Sterling who would have thrown a shit fit if they couldn't romance the obvious heterosexual wizard. Troons, like many gay men, have the fantasy of making straight man have sex with them in order to give them that sweet, sweet gender euphoria and validation that they are better then a real woman.

A female friend of mine told me that gale comes off as a "Written by women, for women" type of romantic character.

Something that pisses me off about Baldur's Gate 3 is that I have NEVER seen anyone discuss the actual gameplay. Not even in this thread. They're always talking about the gay ass LGBTQP++ sucking, fucking and glucking. You can fuck a bear! Ok, is the game turn based or real time? I don't know and can't be bothered to check because it sounds like a shitty hentai game with ugly western characters.

Another red flag with the game is that I know of a lot of women who play it. They always talk about the gay-ass romance with edgy horned demon boys. Any game with a significant female playerbase is a psy op or complete shite (See Overwatch, League of Legends, that one Disney farm game)

I know there will be a ton of BG3 defenders trying to tell me why I'm wrong but this game just sounds like a shitty dating sim for women full of safe-horny ugly westoid LGBTQPC++ characters.

Its a genuinely good game with great graphics, great storyline, and some of the most fun gameplay I've had in a while. It's like Dragon Age Origins if Origins was better and fully turn based. The mechanics are really great and it's fun to use the environment to your advantage. Genuinely give it a try and stop being a pissy faggot over it, since games like Mass Effect are universally acclaimed and yet go heavy on the romance with aliens and was just as controvercial when it came out - remember, it was accused of having Graphic Sexual Violence when it was just "You see a blue alien's side boob if you romance a specific alien".

and if a half-elf would sleep with you that fast she'd act a lot more slutty in public... but alas it is a game.

She comes off as super slutty, tbh.

 

[Shidoen]

Something that pisses me off about Baldur's Gate 3 is that I have NEVER seen anyone discuss the actual gameplay. Not even in this thread. They're always talking about the gay ass LGBTQP++ sucking, fucking and glucking. You can fuck a bear! Ok, is the game turn based or real time? I don't know and can't be bothered to check because it sounds like a shitty hentai game with ugly western characters.

Another red flag with the game is that I know of a lot of women who play it. They always talk about the gay-ass romance with edgy horned demon boys. Any game with a significant female playerbase is a psy op or complete shite (See Overwatch, League of Legends, that one Disney farm game)

I know there will be a ton of BG3 defenders trying to tell me why I'm wrong but this game just sounds like a shitty dating sim for women full of safe-horny ugly westoid LGBTQPC++ characters.

Play Barbarian and you’ll have a great time

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

KotoR II

The only other game with meta commentary like this was Planescape Tormet

It's funny that you bring up planescape: Torment as the other example of a game that does that sort of narrative idea as they're both designed and written by Chris Avellone.

 

[Cheeseknife]

It's funny that you bring up planescape: Torment as the other example of a game that does that sort of narrative idea as they're both designed and written by Chris Avellone.

Yeah, Avellone seems to know how actual deconstruction is supposed to be done. He isn't trying to be post-modern about it, as in destroy things. He just takes things apart and examines them under a microscope. Where Fallout 1 gets you with the, "woah, the world just ended" Fallout 2 gets you with the, "how does the current world function after the world just ended?"

The same goes for Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas. Fallout 3 was basically another "woah, the world just ended" whereas Fallout New Vegas was, "here's a story about how society has evolved after the apocalypse."

KotoR II took all the elements from the OT and PT and examined them more thoroughly. Kreia's main issue was that Jedi and Sith were meaningless in the grand scheme of things because, in either case, the Force had a will of its own. You can kind of see the same ideologue presented in FNV's Lonesome Road DLC where the Courier is confronted with the idea that there's essentially no difference between the NCR and CL.

I've a theory that Avellone must have been influenced by Dante's Divine Comedy at some point or other because in his games he paints these pictures of people who have taken their petty grievances with them into some semblance of hell. And wars continue, despite the fact that all parties are still consigned to oblivion.

This is more blatant in PT, but even in Lonesome Road one gets the idea that the Courier is like Dante, being lead deeper and deeper into sub sequential layers of hell's depths by Virgil (Ulysses). I think that's why Ulysses speaks the way he does, almost like he's reciting poetry.

 

[crowabunga]

This is more blatant in PT, but even in Lonesome Road one gets the idea that the Courier is like Dante, being lead deeper and deeper into sub sequential layers of hell's depths by Virgil (Ulysses). I think that's why Ulysses speaks the way he does, almost like he's reciting poetry.

Among the reasons given for Ulysses being a pretentious faggot, this one I actually really like; it makes things fit better than 4chan troll pseudo-explanations like "Chris is a hack" which just don't gel with Chris's otherwise-competent & contextually-appropriate writing elsewhere.

 

[Cheeseknife]

Among the reasons given for Ulysses being a pretentious faggot, this one I actually really like; it makes things fit better than 4chan troll pseudo-explanations like "Chris is a hack" which just don't gel with Chris's otherwise-competent & contextually-appropriate writing elsewhere.

I know Ulysses was supposed to be a companion, but I think he works better this way. As a companion, there'd be a want to personalize him, make him more human. In Lonesome Road he's more like a spirit or an otherworldly force compelling you to move forward and prey witness to all the horrors of The Divide.

Only other way to reconcile his manner of speaking is to compare it to Joshua Graham. Both are men who have so caught up in their rhetoric, they've essentially become their rhetoric. Now, if you think about it, that makes sense in a world where the world wide web doesn't exist and public libraries are virtually non-existent. People who actually read books and retain their knowledge have to essentially become what they read in order to pass that information off to others. That's how people did it in times before information was so easily accessible.

 

[Ser Prize]

I don't I understand why null has been promoting feminism

He posts regularly in the Man-Hate thread and has surrounded himself with female users. Rather hysterical ones at that.

Were I to think deeper I'd say it's because of his single mother upbringing, but it could just be he's got a thing for one of those regulars and wants to appear good for them.

 

[Cheeseknife]

He posts regularly in the Man-Hate thread and has surrounded himself with female users. Rather hysterical ones at that.

The most dangerous circle-jerk is the one you don't realize you're a part of.

 

[Ser Prize]

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Coming to game near you soon.

This is almost literally in Coral Island. One of the marriage candidates is a coal burning single mom with a mutt child.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Something that pisses me off about Baldur's Gate 3 is that I have NEVER seen anyone discuss the actual gameplay. Not even in this thread. They're always talking about the gay ass LGBTQP++ sucking, fucking and glucking. You can fuck a bear! Ok, is the game turn based or real time? I don't know and can't be bothered to check because it sounds like a shitty hentai game with ugly western characters.

Another red flag with the game is that I know of a lot of women who play it. They always talk about the gay-ass romance with edgy horned demon boys. Any game with a significant female playerbase is a psy op or complete shite (See Overwatch, League of Legends, that one Disney farm game)

I know there will be a ton of BG3 defenders trying to tell me why I'm wrong but this game just sounds like a shitty dating sim for women full of safe-horny ugly westoid LGBTQPC++ characters.

It's just Divinity Original Sin 2 but worse and more popular because fag shit.