What is the most funny normie fetish?

[Meiwaku]

I mean something that's not like trannies or furries or scat. Something just funny and harmless.

So far a clown fetish is the funniest one I heard of.

 

[NerdShamer]

Why do you have this readily accessible?

Purely for the shock value, tbh.

 

[A-Stump]

Big asses. You know what comes from butts? Poop.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Big asses. You know what comes from butts? Poop.

Poop comes from small asses too though.

 

[A-Stump]

Poop comes from small asses too though.

Big asses=big poops use your brain here this aint rocket science

 

[frozen_runner]

Foot faggery. Ultimately harmless, revolting, and hilarious.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Asses. Butts are hilarious regardless of sexual intent. It's why so many kids cartoons get away with thinly veiled excuses to indulge in butt fetishes. Looking at you, My Gym Partner is a Monkey and Super Duper Sumos.

 

[Rozzy]

Necrophilia.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Hentai is pretty popular, and it's kind of funny, objectively. You're fapping to something that's not even real, and could technically even be considered a few steps removed from tacit homosexuality.

Think about it, most hentai is drawn by men, so another man is indirectly sexually stimulating you and no woman is involved.

Let’s take this reasoning to its logical conclusion.

I think anyone who watches porn is fundamentally a cuckold. A cuck masturbates in a corner while other people have sex. The cuck in porn is less of a cuck because at least he’s a little closer to the action than you are.

You’re a gay cuckold if there are any men in your porn, period. This is because you’re stroking yourself to another man get his rocks off. If you only watch lesbian porn, you’re still a cuckold, just not a gay cuckold.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Let’s take this reasoning to its logical conclusion.

I think anyone who watches porn is fundamentally a cuckold. A cuck masturbates in a corner while other people have sex. The cuck in porn is less of a cuck because at least he’s a little closer to the action than you are.

You’re a gay cuckold if there are any men in your porn, period. This is because you’re stroking yourself to another man get his rocks off. If you only watch lesbian porn, you’re still a cuckold, just not a gay cuckold.

So what you're saying is that hentai is actually the only type of porn in which you're not being cucked, because there's no actual "action".

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Sissy fetish. It's the favorite of boomer troons and is beloved by people like "Pansy Faggotte" (shit-eating retarded man) and this elected Republican politician.

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Dem femboys got me actin' unbiblical

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

So what you're saying is that hentai is actually the only type of porn in which you're not being cucked, because there's no actual "action".

I file Hentai under gay porn because you’re pleasuring yourself to a man pleasuring himself but I suppose you’re right: it’s not technically cuckolding because neither of you are getting any action.

 

[DankSmoker]

Clearly the only heterosexual cartoon to masturbate is one you drew yourself, preferably in sand so you can quickly erase the evidence.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Just remembered cigarette/smoking fetish is a thing. It's a bit gross to me even as a smoker but it's hilarious how over the top and overdone it is. Niggas get off harder to chainsmoking or multiple cigs at once with really exaggerated movements and lips puckering and shit, it's truly bizarre.

 

[Tablet County]

While I find it frankly disgusting it is funny that degens have somehow managed to meme eating ass into a normie fetish.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I file Hentai under gay porn because you’re pleasuring yourself to a man pleasuring himself but I suppose you’re right: it’s not technically cuckolding because neither of you are getting any action.

You could specifcally seek out works by female authors to bypass the gay element, though I imagine that drastically reduces the available content by roughly 99%.

Clearly the only heterosexual cartoon to masturbate is one you drew yourself, preferably in sand so you can quickly erase the evidence.

It's pretty inefficient to draw your own hentai since all that is really is your own imagination on sand paper, you can just skip that step and fap to the thoughts directly.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

You could specifcally seek out works by female authors to bypass the gay element, though I imagine that drastically reduces the available content by roughly 99%.

I suppose if we’re taking this to its absolute logical conclusion, then yes, masturbating to two anime twinks railing each other is not gay as long as it was a woman who made the yaoi hentai.

You are masturbating to a woman pleasuring herself, so I suppose it’s just a solo play with extra steps.

 

[Doppelmonger]

You could specifcally seek out works by female authors to bypass the gay element, though I imagine that drastically reduces the available content by roughly 99%.

You would be surprised to the quantity of hentai/porn drawn and requested by women

 

[dick brain]

I suppose if we’re taking this to its absolute logical conclusion, then yes, masturbating to two anime twinks railing each other is not gay as long as it was a woman who made the yaoi hentai.

You are masturbating to a woman pleasuring herself, so I suppose it’s just a solo play with extra steps.

You're all ignoring the fact that masturbating is literally giving a man a handjob which is extremely gay.

 

[JerryBeansMan]

Women

 

[Sultan Bin Jewstar]

Bukkake

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