Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Fatal Walter said:
Lucas complaining about someone else saying Christians aren't very Christ-like? That's one of his own favorite lines. Does he not remember or not care?
He gets on about this whipping people in the temple every easter, I feel like. No idea why he's on it right now.
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Yeah, Pontius Pilate would never whip anyone. Brilliant.
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It has never made sense to me that Lucas has a problem with Jesus whipping the money changers, it is literally him standing up against greed. Not even just greed, greed by religious people in a religious building. It should be his favorite Jesus story of all time.

Oh and with regard to the "sun and universe being middle aged," as he stated in a screenshot above: no they fucking aren't. The universe and our sun are very much still in their infancy...which now that I think about it probably turns Wern on more. Fuck I hate him -_-
 
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VoidFace said:
It has never made sense to me that Lucas has a problem with Jesus whipping the money changers, it is literally him standing up against greed. Not even just greed, greed by religious people in a religious building. It should be his favorite Jesus story of all time.

Oh and with regard to the "sun and universe being middle aged," as he stated in a screenshot above: no they fucking aren't. The universe and our son are very much still in their infancy...which now that I think about it probably turns Wern on more. Fuck I hate him -_-
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The sun and universe being "middle aged" as a reason why 18 year old girls should date a 44 year old fat bum is even more autistic than the cheese and alcohol aged thing that he mooos about.
 
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A Friendly Possum said:
I call bullshit on the acid and ecstasy. Unless somebody can back up these claims with some shit he talked about before I don't believe he's ever taken any drugs harder than weed.
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I don't seem to remember anything about claims of ecstasy but he did mention 'falling in with the wrong crowd' in high school and doing acid a few times. Which fucked him up before long and led to him having delusions and hallucinations when he wasn't taking it (which is a thing that can happen when people with latent mental health problems take shit like acid, it can trigger latent schizophrenia) it wasn't long after that that shit started escalating with him and by his own statements his parents started to get to the enough is enough point and demand he see a shrink again after some unspecified incidents of violence and him getting the boot not very long after that, having dropped out of school and turned 18. While anything lucas claims should be taken with a grain of salt the size of a basketball his statements do fit with that kind of thing that happens when people with latent mental problems take acid and certain other drugs that affect brain chemistry. It might even be the trigger that pushed him over the edge for good and set him on the path to being the psycho incel homeless psycho he is today. So in short I suspect there is some truth to what he is saying here

That said, this is definitely another part of his usual cycle rearing its head. First its videos and posts to vent his anger at home, then when he can't keep a lid on that anger and doesn't want to pop off and get in trouble with the staff he does it late at night and films his schizo rants when he thinks nobody is around to hear him vent. Frequently with lucas that only works for a short time and he ends up doing the same thing during the day, which frequently leads to minor and major problems for him, such as the last time he got into that part of the cycle it was in the park and he got cited and banned from it for awhile by a cop who heard his looney ranting. When that doesn't rid him of his angry urges it keeps building until he goes off the rails at someone or something and gets himself in trouble. Either sent back to the funny farm or arrested. Birthday entitlement aside for a minute, note what he's asking for in that post - food and alcohol. Two of the three things he uses to self medicate and self soothe, which is also typical of this stage of his cycle. Yet again he forgets that whenever he tries to self medicate with alcohol when he's like this he just gets more unhinged and more prone to doing something stupid that'll get him into trouble

VoidFace said:
It has never made sense to me that Lucas has a problem with Jesus whipping the money changers, it is literally him standing up against greed. Not even just greed, greed by religious people in a religious building. It should be his favorite Jesus story of all time.
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You're making the common mistake of assuming lucas understands a word of what he reads and doesn't just twist things around in his head in ways that don't make any sense. He should make that connection as you said but he's an idiot who is barely literate to begin with and twists everything to fit his bizarre narrative, just like the telomere studies

Da Dude123 said:
The sun and universe being "middle aged" as a reason why 18 year old girls should date a 44 year old fat bum is even more autistic than the cheese and alcohol aged thing that he mooos about.
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When the asteroid that blew a piece of the earth off and led to the formation of the moon hit the earth it was taking age inside of it. That makes the moon their inter-ageil zoomer bae is definitely a sentence I can hear coming out of lucas on that subject. To the utter horror of everyone in any field studying such things i'm sure
 
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He sure has come a long way in the past year. I'm sure it didn't work then so I'm not sure why he'd try it again. Definition of insanity.
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More atheistic screeching. I am an atheist myself, and even I have problems with his arguments. Half of what he says in this list is him being too fucking dumb to understand metaphor/symbolism in writing/storytelling, and most of it is just factually incorrect.

On the brightside, though, he does seem to be posting more and more content lately.
 
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Gas Station Boner Pills said:
Even if you aren't a Christian, it's still hilarious that Jesus is out here living RENT FREE in the Wern's head all day every day.
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It’s almost like he is consciously rebelling against the one thing he knows has kept him from becoming an immoral/amoral monster and real sex predator.

Thank God he was instilled with some moral code in his youth. That sliver of moral teaching in his childhood is still lodged in his head somewhere keeping him from acting on his darkest impulses and so far, no matter what he has tried to do to overcome it, he hasn’t been able to.

I think back to that old video where the girl was passed out on the couch and he recorded himself saying basically, “Look. I could rape this girl. But I‘m a good boy…see?”

His hatred of Christianity is very much based in his inner struggle against himself and his dark impulses.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
It’s almost like he is consciously rebelling against the one thing he knows has kept him from becoming an immoral/amoral monster and real sex predator.

Thank God he was instilled with some moral code in his youth. That sliver of moral teaching in his childhood is still lodged in his head somewhere keeping him from acting on his darkest impulses and so far, no matter what he has tried to do to overcome it, he hasn’t been able to.

I think back to that old video where the girl was passed out on the couch and he recorded himself saying basically, “Look. I could rape this girl. But I‘m a good boy…see?”

His hatred of Christianity is very much based in his inner struggle against himself and his dark impulses.
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If anything its the fear of getting caught doing something seriously illegal that keeps him from acting on his desires. For the most part at least. He still slips up occasionally and definitely pushes as far as he thinks he can, which frequently makes him look creepy as fuck and shows him for what he is. Like with the recording himself acting all rapey with that sleeping woman, never cluing into the fact that normal non rapists don't think that way, don't need to recording themselves not raping people and won't see such things as anything but the massive red flags that they are. Technically lucas has done plenty of things over the last decade that should have landed him in prison. Such as the grooming incident with the 15 year old and those creepy chats with teens he was clearly trying to groom and manipulate. and he would have done prison time if those girls had reported him for his behavior. Even that trip to LA should have landed him in prison - flying to california to meet a 16 year old is a big legal no no whether she actually exists or not

At times I question whether lucas truly is as atheist as he claims to be. His atheism comes off as more like he believes some kind of god exists and his embracing atheism and actively attacking said god is intended as a fuck you for not giving him what he wants because he wants it. Namely a zoomer bae to fuck Not all that different from how dracula got pissed off and turned against god in the 1992 dracula film cause he found out his wife was damned over her suicide. Even his public spaz out is the kind of thing I can absolutely see lucas doing over being denied a zoomer bae by god. Keep in mind lucas has at times said things that imply that at some point he did have christian beliefs to some degree. Note that he has made statements about how when he was younger he was so upset over not having a girlfriend that he would cry himself to sleep and wish he would die just so he 'could meet an angel' which doesn't sound like the kind of thing i'd expect an atheist to say. His atheism feeds into his weird transactional way of looking at things. Its pretty much trying to tell god you won't give me what I want? well fuck you then you don't exist! i'm an atheist now and i'll stay one until you give me what I want! Its the kind of thing a child would do, and in fact is fairly well documented for young children when a parent dies and they're too young to understand death and religion. I can't say thats particularly surprising considering lucas's low intelligence and childlike mentality and understanding of the world. The way he constantly tries to prove his atheism using the same arguments, which he can't even get right and use in bizarre ways that don't even support his arguments, comes off as him trying to convince himself as much as he's trying to convince others. I might even go so far as to question whether this also feeds into his narcissism with some underlying belief on his part that said god exists and is actively withholding a zoomer bae from lucas as some kind of punishment. Which to lucas would be unacceptable and something he would engage in all kinds of denial as it implies he's a bad person in a way he can neither ignore or tell others to deny if it turned out to be true. So his solution is go go 110% atheist and simply deny it all and his bad person status along with it like a child putting his fingers in his ears and saying nu uh you're the bad person for not giving me a girlfriend! I don't have to take that kind of bigotry and ageism from god! Remember, this is the same guy who has literally accused fertility itself of being ageist and discriminatory against him
 
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WonderWino said:
If anything its the fear of getting caught doing something seriously illegal that keeps him from acting on his desires. For the most part at least. He still slips up occasionally and definitely pushes as far as he thinks he can, which frequently makes him look creepy as fuck and shows him for what he is. Like with the recording himself acting all rapey with that sleeping woman, never cluing into the fact that normal non rapists don't think that way, don't need to recording themselves not raping people and won't see such things as anything but the massive red flags that they are.
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Lucas has recorded himself doing similar things a few times, signifying that he could do terrible things to young women, but he doesn't because he's a good guy. Like when he creepily recorded those girls near a bus, and a few times angrily telling his future 18 year old gf's father that there's nothing he can do. He also talked about going into bars where guys are aggressive with age-gap women, but then he never does it.

It's like Lucas wishes he could be a predator, but just can't do it. Probably because he's always been a fat faggot.
 
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AnOminous said:
So basically, why is he so angry at God if he believes God doesn't exist?
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He is genuinely the worst at being an atheist. I mean he is the bottom of the barrel at everything he tries, he has whatever the inverse of "talent" is, but he is especially bad at atheism for some reason. From arguments like "we know elves didn't make the universe" (we don't, actually) to "I realized god(s) couldn't exist because I had my first orgasm"...he is just like a really bad charicature of an atheist.

He is 100% the atheist character in a made for TV Christian movie. lol
 
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Pedophobe said:
He's angry God hasn't yeeted him a queefy bae, which also proves He doesn't exist.
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Right! This goes back to Lucas and his belief that he is "plenty good". Since he is plenty good, or so he would believe, he should be yeeted a bae.

Cause, nigger, nigger, nigger, he wants a zoomer bae. So God or someone should bring him one! But oh, no! The flatbill zoomers and the grey beards swoop in and take all opportunities away from Dr. Nigga Luke! What kind of God would not yeet a plenty good man like the cute older daddy a zoomer bae? Obviously one that does not exist!
And the fact that Christians have helped Lucas out more than anyone besides the government is lost on him. The greedy cow doesn't appreciate it at all. Probably thinks he is entitled and they should do more to help him.
 
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The latest brokeposting posts:

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Looking real healthy and not desperate at all there lucas

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Lucas doesn't realize this is not harassment at all. He also doesn't realize he shits on trump and turmp supporters with far worse images than that

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Shows how stupid he is that he will make a claim like this without considering that if it were true there should be no reason why he doesn't have a woman himself
 
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WonderWino said:
The latest brokeposting posts:

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Looking real healthy and not desperate at all there lucas

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Lucas doesn't realize this is not harassment at all. He also doesn't realize he shits on trump and turmp supporters with far worse images than that

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Shows how stupid he is that he will make a claim like this without considering that if it were true there should be no reason why he doesn't have a woman himself
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I think the crumb of pussy one is not genuine. I think that is some fan fiction. That pic of him is one of his worst ones. He always looks terrible, but that one, he really looked like death.

The Brokeposting page is helpful, but they do post lots of fan fiction and repost lots of old stuff of Lucas's. The caricature one, that is old but real. It is also hilarious. I bet he was big mad about it.
 
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