DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Gramh said:
Well Ackshually dood it's Charity Bear's Fruit, meaning uh that the fruit is for the charity bear and DSP is the charity bear that needs the fruit, and tips would help the most right now.
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Given Phil's bad teeth, patchy hair and corpulent body, I'd say this bear needs to be euthanized.

King of Hateful Slurs said:
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The guy is getting it from every angle lately.
Big ups @Grxit on Twitter for the clip
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Nyanners was just the start.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Given Phil's bad teeth
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Has he ever talked about going to the dentist? Even without insurance, a typical cleaning only costs a single stream's vest goal (though doesn't he pay for some third party insurance like Cobra?)

EDIT: Quick look shows me he pays around $390 monthly for some kind of insurance which probably covers just him, or if it covers both of them, the deductibles are Easily over $7500.
 
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DSP's new 10 year plan: "Well guys, it looks like we're not even hitting the fuzzy slipper goal of $15 and I hate to say it guys but if we don't raise more money I won't be able to afford next week's kidney dialysis and we might not even raise enough funds for the liver transplant marathon this Black Friday, and you guys love my chill fun content we've been getting a steady 10 viewers a stream so I don't know what the problem is. I'm hoping this isn't a pattern, because if it is I'm going to have to yell at you guys to get second jobs or take out loans or something because after the 2nd bankruptcy me and Kat have had to live off of her cooking every single day this week. So please, remember that liking the stream doesn't support me at all and we need to hit the members goal of 150 this week ok? Sound good?"
 
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Gramh said:
DSP's new 10 year plan: "Well guys, it looks like we're not even hitting the fuzzy slipper goal of $15 and I hate to say it guys but if we don't raise more money I won't be able to afford next week's kidney dialysis and we might not even raise enough funds for the liver transplant marathon this Black Friday, and you guys love my chill fun content we've been getting a steady 10 viewers a stream so I don't know what the problem is. I'm hoping this isn't a pattern, because if it is I'm going to have to yell at you guys to get second jobs or take out loans or something because after the 2nd bankruptcy me and Kat have had to live off of her cooking every single day this week. So please, remember that liking the stream doesn't support me at all and we need to hit the members goal of 150 this week ok? Sound good?"
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His begs last night were what I would call a controlled panic. He knows he was getting YT money so he wasn't overly concerned but his "just give me anything" beg was very very telling.
 
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BallBuster II said:
Has he ever talked about going to the dentist? Even without insurance, a typical cleaning only costs a single stream's vest goal (though doesn't he pay for some third party insurance like Cobra?)

EDIT: Quick look shows me he pays around $390 monthly for some kind of insurance which probably covers just him, or if it covers both of them, the deductibles are Easily over $7500.
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Pretty sure he hasn't. I can recall a couple of times when someone in his stream asked when the last time he went to the dentist was, and both times he completely avoided giving any sort of real answer, and just gave one of his trademark unfunny sarcastic remarks. "Oh yeah I go to the dentist all the time, I love getting drilled tuhuhuh" or something along those lines. The fact that he doesn't want to give a real answer pretty much confirms it's been a long time.

A cleaning doesn't cost much money, but the real reason Phil doesn't want to go is that he's afraid of what could be (and probably is) wrong with his teeth. As far as insurance goes, here in the US (ah fuck, I sound like Phil now), it's common for plans not to cover dentist bills, or at least not major stuff. I'd be shocked if whatever bronze tier insurance plan or whatever he has covers any sort of significant dentist procedures.

Phil's probably scared of the potential bills as much as he is of whatever may be wrong with his teeth. He'll wait until something gets to the point where he's in excruciating pain, at which point he'll need a root canal or possibly even have to have tooth pulled, and start a new begging arc to pay for said bills. Of course, that could have all been avoided, but who gives a fuck about keeping your teeth when you can have Hulkster jpgs?
 
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Choom said:
A cleaning doesn't cost much money, but the real reason Phil doesn't want to go is that he's afraid of what could be (and probably is) wrong with his teeth. As far as insurance goes, here in the US (ah fuck, I sound like Phil now), it's common for plans not to cover dentist bills, or at least not major stuff. I'd be shocked if whatever bronze tier insurance plan or whatever he has covers any sort of significant dentist procedures.

Phil's probably scared of the potential bills as much as he is of whatever may be wrong with his teeth. He'll wait until something gets to the point where he's in excruciating pain, at which point he'll need a root canal or possibly even have to have tooth pulled, and start a new begging arc to pay for said bills. Of course, that could have all been avoided, but who gives a fuck about keeping your teeth when you can have Hulkster jpgs?
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Key but unspoken point: it's not like letting your teeth degenerate is going to save money.
 
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"You got any more of them tips?"
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BallBuster II said:
Found it lol https://youtu.be/0TBl7hbanPg?si=1LiLa4rglcaGvrYO&t=3693

He also thinks blood squirts out of teeth. I also found a clip from 2019 claiming he doesn't floss despite his dentist telling him he should. "I don't have cavities so I don't think I need to floss."
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Oh, it's not the cavities you're looking to avoid when flossing.

It's the gingivitis.

Which likely is why Phil thinks blood comes out of teeth - early gingivitis means you bleed from your gums.

It's also kind of amazing Phil doesn't have some form of Scurvy or any truly significant oral problems that wouldn't be easy to hide. But with his ever advancing age, poor personal upkeep, and lack of any real safety net (like full health insurance that a job would have provided)...he'll beg just to go through the bankruptcy process again when his teeth finally start rotting out. Might even have to get dentures.
 
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Freebird said:
Jasper just cut all the blinds upstairs.
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Negative Toxic Loser said:
That is at least a fundraiser for 1,000 dollars right there.

Jasper saving the business.
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This guy is so fuckin useless but sure knows what needs to be done with his whole house. A guy who cant even fix his fuckin' toilet or google/youtube how to fix a simple blinds issue.
 
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Skippy Shortbottom said:
This guy is so fuckin useless but sure knows what needs to be done with his whole house. A guy who cant even fix his fuckin' toilet or google/youtube how to fix a simple blinds issue.
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Again, where the fuck is Kat chipping in on all of this? She still lives there, right Phil?

Also, it's pretty "convenient" that Phil is listing off all of these things that are "broken" (while "um"ing the entire time as to try and come up with things) when he's had low support for the past few streams. Did you ever get that shower, toilet and vacuum fixed months ago, Phil? You know, things that would be priorities?
 
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