Lolcow Mike Yevtuck - God of the USA Hells Angels

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Graffiti canvas said:
So Mike, I mean @God of USA hell's angels , Tell us more about your confrontations with Chuck...
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Terence Trent D'ARPA said:
There's an interesting bit of information about Chuck Zito which I imagine must fascinate martial-arts spergs: He beat up Jean-Claude Van Damme at a strip club. Here's Zito's side of it:



Either Mike Yevtuck is a dyed-in-the-wool Van Damme fan who wants to avenge senpai, or he thinks that fighting Zito will somehow land him a movie role. At the very least, it's landed him as the star of his very own thread!
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Cloaca chuck Zito suckerpunched a drunk seated Van Damme if you call that beating him in a fight your a coward like cloaca chuck zito , Second I slapped Cloaca chuck zito around for cowardly attacking a drunk Van Damme . I did not beat Chuck Zito up bad because chuck Zito just punks out and refuses to fight back so I can't really punch the bitch because im not a coward like Zito but i did smack him around till he cried Yea I Fight all the time all Chuck Zito has to do is Verify himself and we can arrange a fight .

God of USA hell's angels said:
Cloaca chuck Zito suckerpunched a drunk seated Van Damme if you call that beating Van damme up in a fight your coward like cloaca chuck zito ,
Second I slapped Cloaca chuck zito around for like a the little gay whore he is for cowardly attacking a drunk Van Damme . I did not beat Chuck Zito up bad because chuck Zito just punks out and refuses to fight back so I can't really punch the bitch because im not a coward like Zito but i did smack him around till he cried Yea I Fight all the time all Chuck Zito has to do is Verify himself and we can arrange a fight .
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God of USA hell's angels said:
Cloaca chuck Zito suckerpunched a drunk seated Van Damme if you call that beating him in a fight your coward like cloaca chuck zito , Second I slapped Cloaca chuck zito around for cowardly attacking a drunk Van Damme . I did not beat Chuck Zito up bad because chuck Zito just punks out and refuses to fight back so I can't really punch the bitch because im not a coward like Zito but i did smack him around till he cried Yea I Fight all the time all Chuck Zito has to do is Verify himself and we can arrange a fight .
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Not sure why you felt the need to type out his name 6 times, with an extra "Zito" in there for good measure and a random 3 beginnings of "Cloaca" for some reason in a single paragraph. But ok.
 
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Does Zito's crew know that he's a parkway pansy? I couldn't rock with a man like Zito. Here's an example from my autism support group: We had a guy like Zito, but instead of sucker-punching people... he would scream racial obscenity's at people and talk about how he was part of the "master-race", and deserved a hot blonde girlfriend. We kicked that dude out of our Orange County Autism club back in 2010 and told the police about him. Funny thing is that the "man" we kicked out was Elliot Rodger. Does Zito's associates know that he's the biking's world, Elliot Rodger?
 
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Graffiti canvas said:
Not sure why you felt the need to type out his name 6 times, with an extra "Zito" in there for good measure and a random 3 beginnings of "Cloaca" for some reason in a single paragraph. But ok.
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Not sure why you would care ?

Graffiti canvas said:
Well of course. Mike Yevtuck is the type of man's man who makes sure nothing is left to chance. He's a bad ass, and could smack any of us around like a bitch.
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I can't judge your fighting ability By your typing ability
 
introman said:
Does Zito's crew know that he's a parkway pansy? I couldn't rock with a man like Zito. Here's an example from my autism support group: We had a guy like Zito, but instead of sucker-punching people... he would scream racial obscenity's at people and talk about how he was part of the "master-race", and deserved a hot blonde girlfriend. We kicked that dude out of our Orange County Autism club back in 2010 and told the police about him. Funny thing is that the "man" we kicked out was Elliot Rodger. Does Zito's associates know that he's the biking's world, Elliot Rodger?
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Could have been Cloaca chuck Zito he is a racist and a whole lot worse

FatNero said:
Why is "By" capitalized?
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Because my B had a hard on
 
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Re: @God of USA hell's angels

u know who the fuck it is #tyce dude

Listen up theres 2 times in this world ok and
type of time #1: when im blazed
time #2: when im pissd at nerds like u
guess what bitch its time for both cuz im fuckin faded on here like whatup?? ya know what i mean and i just did like 30 whipits weed and mushrooms haha like can u say time to blaze the hells angles for hateing on chuk zeedo so its time to get serious on this site one of ur lil faggots linked me here on utube and was like hey theyre making fun of zedo guess wat biggest mistake of ur lifes cuz theyre about to en d ok ur on a 1 way trail to hell and im conductor choo choo bich thats a bullit speeding towards your face at 50mph BLAM fuck u thats what happen when u start a war with zitos crew cuz wars dont ever end in my life and thats u
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God of USA hell's angels said:
Could have been Cloaca chuck Zito he is a racist and a whole lot worse
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If Zito had any honor left (haha), he would defend it through a series of challenges. The first challenge would be to see if he was the errand-boy or the so called "leader" by a test on biker culture. No Zito, that test doesn't mean you get to have meth-fueled gay orgies. An actual test based by real bikers about real bike culture. After that, the second test would be to assemble and disassemble a motorcycle. Anybody with as many "years" of "experience" , could do this easily. The last test would be a sanctioned fight between Mike and Zito. Whoever wins is the true biker. Do you think media-whore Zito would do this? He would probably just take pictures of his HGH flabby roided body with some Z-list celebrity instead. Anybody rocking with Zito; Can't be a Hero.
 
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Re: @God of USA hell's angels

u know who the fuck it is #tyce dude

Listen up theres 2 times in this world ok and
type of time #1: when im blazed
time #2: when im pissd at nerds like u
guess what bitch its time for both cuz im fuckin faded on here like whatup?? ya know what i mean and i just did like 30 whipits weed and mushrooms haha like can u say time to blaze the hells angles for hateing on chuk zeedo so its time to get serious on this site one of ur lil faggots linked me here on utube and was like hey theyre making fun of zedo guess wat biggest mistake of ur lifes cuz theyre about to en d ok ur on a 1 way trail to hell and im conductor choo choo bich thats a bullit speeding towards your face at 50mph BLAM fuck u thats what happen when u start a war with zitos crew cuz wars dont ever end in my life and thats u
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Look Dude if you and chuck Zito and the hells angels want to have a speedo party on Meth Go for it but make sure he wear sa diaper he got leaky since he had his prostate removed
 

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God of USA hell's angels said:
Look Dude if you and chuck Zito and the hells angels want to have a speedo party on Meth Go for it but make sure he wear sa diaper he got leaky since he had his prostate removed
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U TAK DAT BAK MOTHURFUKER HELLZ ANGLEZ R NOT FEGS, U R DA REL FAG FOR PRENTNTIN THEYR GAY! #HUNTURSTOMPSINAINTEVENRAEL
 
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FatNero said:
So, you do anything else other than worry about that guy and those other guys?

Like paint? Fly fishing? Any hobbies?
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I Travel all around the world since I was young . one of My Hobbies is beating up USA hells angels and exposing them I used to fly fish But felt bad for the flies

Graffiti canvas said:
So someone's ability to engage in fisticuffs effectively is directly inverse to their ability to use a keyboard to form complete sentences that don't run on, contain word salad and repeat themselves?
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you try running on a on sentences when typing before you judge me
 
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