Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

Beard Ave

Fitting name for a man who was originally pretending to be gay to get close to Kayla.

 

[feral cat #6385]

She hangs around with Lead Attorney and does cover this type of stuff. If she can fight off perv grandpa some real law stuff may get talked about. https://www.youtube.com/@AVtothe7thpower

What the fuck kind of stupid nigger name is that?

 

[McMitch]

Oh man…

I’d imagine this is how Eric July felt like dealing with Nick the last time they talked.
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Even if you’re not a fan of these guys, all you have to do is watch the first minute. I promise it’s worth it.

It’s fucking weird that these two topics can overlap, even this tangentially.

Granted CSB is way less of a fall from grace than what Nick has done to himself.

 

[AnOminous]

He probably has delirium tremens every morning, so he needs some hair-of-the-dog or a benzo to level out.

DTs don't kick in before at least 48 hours of withdrawal. No way Balldo Man ever goes that long without more booze.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I bet he's physically dependent on the alcohol by his speech patterns and typos. He's probably around .16 BAC, two times the legal limit, in some of these videos. He's probably peaking at between .25-.35 BAC every day, maybe higher. Blackout territory.

I’m sorry but this is hilarious. I’m not criticizing you but the visual BAC test was a new one to me.

If he quits cold turkey, he could seize and go into a coma, which could lead to death.

Nick Rekieta will never, ever be able to stop drinking. He’d sooner say something critical of Dax Herrera.

 

[AnOminous]

I’m sorry but this is hilarious. I’m not criticizing you but the visual BAC test was a new one to me.

I'd bet he is totally coherent and intelligible at relatively normal BAC as seen on DUI field tests like 0.15, I mean at least as intelligible as he currently usually is. Maybe someone is autistic enough to correlate how much he drinks on stream with how drunk he's actually acting, but I'm not.

His ability to be glib is still there at that level.

Even slightly above that (0.16 in some jurisdictions) you reach the level often called "Extreme DUI." This is generally twice the legal limit, and in some other jurisdictions, if there are any left where 0.1 is the presumptive limit, that might be 0.2. Other states, like Arizona, have a "Super Extreme DUI" at or above 0.2. Lmao "Super Extreme DUI," that almost makes it sound like an achievement you unlock.

Anyway look at how much this faggot drinks on stream, while whining about how he has to drive his kids somewhere in three hours or whatever. There's literally no way he isn't routinely driving drunk, unless he's just lying about even driving his kids anywhere. I mean, he does lie a lot.

While it's not a separate crime to be DUI with a child in the car, it's an aggravating factor as to how severe the charge is.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Anyway look at how much this faggot drinks on stream, while whining about how he has to drive his kids somewhere in three hours or whatever. There's literally no way he isn't routinely driving drunk, unless he's just lying about even driving his kids anywhere. I mean, he does lie a lot.

I assume he uses the cheap excuse alcoholics use of “well I’m just hung over so it’s not TECHNICALLY drunk driving” while purposefully ignoring the fact it takes more than a few hours to piss away multiple shots of hard liquor. He’s basically using the same tactics that Jerry your average drunk factory worker uses while being a streaming “lawyer” with a family who has no real reason to make such excuses.

 

[AnOminous]

I assume he uses the cheap excuse alcoholics use of “well I’m just hung over so it’s not TECHNICALLY drunk driving” while purposefully ignoring the fact it takes more than a few hours to piss away multiple shots of hard liquor.

Meanwhile, what he's really relying on is that most cops in the morning aren't seeking out late night drinkers, but just the usual speeders trying to get to work on time. If they do encounter someone obviously slobbering and drooling and falling down drunk in the morning with kids in the car, they'll do what's necessary, but DUI really isn't their focus early in the day.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

While it's not a separate crime to be DUI with a child in the car, it's an aggravating factor as to how severe the charge is.

It’s also an automatic entry into the garbage human category. As Nick drunkenly spoke of how he and Kayla struggled to bring a pregnancy to term, I wondered if he ever dreamed back then that he’d mistreat his longed for children and casually risk their lives — all because Nicky can’t get through a night without guzzling a bottle of bourbon.

 

[gmax alcremie]

I'd bet he is totally coherent and intelligible at relatively normal BAC as seen on DUI field tests like 0.15, I mean at least as intelligible as he currently usually is. Maybe someone is autistic enough to correlate how much he drinks on stream with how drunk he's actually acting, but I'm not.

His ability to be glib is still there at that level.

Even slightly above that (0.16 in some jurisdictions) you reach the level often called "Extreme DUI." This is generally twice the legal limit, and in some other jurisdictions, if there are any left where 0.1 is the presumptive limit, that might be 0.2. Other states, like Arizona, have a "Super Extreme DUI" at or above 0.2. Lmao "Super Extreme DUI," that almost makes it sound like an achievement you unlock.

Anyway look at how much this faggot drinks on stream, while whining about how he has to drive his kids somewhere in three hours or whatever. There's literally no way he isn't routinely driving drunk, unless he's just lying about even driving his kids anywhere. I mean, he does lie a lot.

While it's not a separate crime to be DUI with a child in the car, it's an aggravating factor as to how severe the charge is.

Minnesota was actually the last state to change the regular DWI - in MN, the charge is called Driving While Intoxicated - from 0.1 to 0.08, I believe it happened around 2005. Just a run of the mill, blow from 0.08 to 0.15 is a 4th degree misdemeanor DWI. An aggravating factor like blowing too high or having kids in the car or your 2nd bumps it up to a 3rd degree gross misdemeanor. That one is fun because if you want to keep a car registered at your house, you have to get special "whiskey plates" that signify to everyone on the road that you drunk drove.(edit: thats EVERY car at the house, so Kayla would need the special license plates too, but now as I'm typing this I vaguely remember talks about changing this punishment because it really sucks for families so my info might be out of date)

Minnesota is actually fairly lenient on DWI penalty wise, Nick would basically be able to pay a bunch of fines and be fine, with the main shitty thing being there's no "diversion" or expungement-in-practice so it's on your record forever compared to other states that give you a freebie if you go through treatment. I've only heard of people being forced into probation or treatment after their 3rd offense or 2nd with aggravating factors but my sample size is pretty small.

Though if he wanted his license back right away rather than waiting out the suspension, he'd be forced into driving 0.00 sober with the ignition interlock.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I'd bet he is totally coherent and intelligible at relatively normal BAC as seen on DUI field tests like 0.15, I mean at least as intelligible as he currently usually is. Maybe someone is autistic enough to correlate how much he drinks on stream with how drunk he's actually acting, but I'm not.

His ability to be glib is still there at that level.

Even slightly above that (0.16 in some jurisdictions) you reach the level often called "Extreme DUI." This is generally twice the legal limit, and in some other jurisdictions, if there are any left where 0.1 is the presumptive limit, that might be 0.2. Other states, like Arizona, have a "Super Extreme DUI" at or above 0.2. Lmao "Super Extreme DUI," that almost makes it sound like an achievement you unlock.

Anyway look at how much this faggot drinks on stream, while whining about how he has to drive his kids somewhere in three hours or whatever. There's literally no way he isn't routinely driving drunk, unless he's just lying about even driving his kids anywhere. I mean, he does lie a lot.

While it's not a separate crime to be DUI with a child in the car, it's an aggravating factor as to how severe the charge is.

Some states consider it child endangerment.

Either way, it's a great excuse for the judge to give you a few days in the hoosgow, and Nick certainly wouldn't fuck up at his own sentencing hearing.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Anyone notice how nick is lazily just getting people on his show to explain trials he is too lazy to research, much less cover it? He's just getting people to write his homework for him and they agree to it cause they think his platform is worth something? That rumble fake ccv and sub count is really doing miles.

Sadly he can't even get the real lawyer to appear for him. He got the black lawyer's simp who hasnt passed the bar. The typical woman who fawns over these kinds of streamers for the attention like megan fox or the one that appears on legal vices, etc.

Spectre tier guest basically.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Super Extreme DUI

You know, I've never really wanted to drink and drive...but now that you put it like that; idk.

 

[Not Who You Think]

This should be NSFW

This picture is in need of BBC.

Why not both?

Spoiler: unnecessary censorship can be fun

Yeah, he basically went from "man the harpoons" to "eat a sandwich."

This is Nick leveraging someone's insecurities against them. His backhanded approach to constructive criticism (and even compliments) can make it difficult for some to distinguish between friend and foe. Nick then becomes a potential source for their validation as they seek to satisfy his criticism or take his compliments (making them easier to manipulate).

This is likely related to Nick's refusal to accept even the mildest of influence from others. It's a power/control thing and a tacit admission of how Nick sees the world. Nick listening to others is losing. Others listening to Nick is winning.

TL/DR: Nick has normalized his abusive behavior and it is likely related to his alleged ODD (even as a grown man).

 

[Spitz]

DTs don't kick in before at least 48 hours of withdrawal. No way Balldo Man ever goes that long without more booze.

It varies by individual, but my point was that he's got some serious issues with the sauce. The higher his tolerance gets, the lower his seizure threshold is when he comes down.

In my peak, I had mild DT symptoms 12 hours after the last drink(nausea, tremors, panic attacks). I had a tonic-clonic seizure 36~ hours into trying to go cold turkey. I was rushed to a hospital and given a banana bag and kept for observation on a librium taper. I walked into the hospital another time and blew .34. They did the same thing once I sobered up, B-vitamin bag and librium under observation. I've spent a lot of time around drunks and full-blown alcoholics and I recognize some things in how he acts that brings back bad memories. His GABA levels might not be completely fucked, yet, but I bet he at least feels some kind of terrible coming down off that last drink.

Sorry to PL.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Am I hearing this right? He's telling this woman that he cooks at home all the fresh stuff, no canned stuff? The guy who buys pre boiled eggs, uses canned chicken and canned tomato, among other things? Is he at the stage where he lies like he breathes with no reason?

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Am I hearing this right? He's telling this woman that he cooks at home all the fresh stuff, no canned stuff? The guy who buys pre boiled eggs, uses canned chicken and canned tomato, among other things? Is he at the stage where he lies like he breathes with no reason?

You didn't mishear.

Her saying she's getting fired in the morning is hilarious. Best of luck AV7.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Am I hearing this right? He's telling this woman that he cooks at home all the fresh stuff, no canned stuff? The guy who buys pre boiled eggs, uses canned chicken and canned tomato, among other things? Is he at the stage where he lies like he breathes with no reason?

Same guy who was blathering last night about how Kayla has loved him, the trust fund kid, during his “poorest times” when he “made $2500 a month.”

Same guy who “grew up in poverty, in the hood” and who claimed “black people are all my friends.”

Nick’s blown out asshole is jealous of the shit that comes out of his mouth.

 

[AnOminous]

Am I hearing this right? He's telling this woman that he cooks at home all the fresh stuff, no canned stuff? The guy who buys pre boiled eggs, uses canned chicken and canned tomato, among other things? Is he at the stage where he lies like he breathes with no reason?

This faggot literally angrily eats Doritos at you, even ramen noodles. He literally stands in a kitchen (cleaned by other people) and stares at his camera like a retard, smugly and angrily staring at the viewer, angrily eating at a Dorito chip or some ramen noodles or whatever, gurning and trying to look arrogant, while everyone laughs at him.

It's like he's trying to intensify his humiliation by claiming canned chicken is remotely okay by any human standards.

How pathetic do you have to be to pretend canned chicken even is a thing?

Nick is fucking pathetic.

Nick’s blown out asshole is jealous of the shit that comes out of his mouth.

He is discovering that his asshole can't even keep up with the shit that he incessantly spews from his mouth.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

kitchen (cleaned by other people)

It doesn’t look like anyone’s cleaned that kitchen in months. That room has tons of cabinets and cupboards but these mentalists use every available surface as storage. I feel anxious just thinking about all the clutter and hoarding likely happening there.