Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

Cardinal Cardinal said:
Excellent!
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Two rock entries:
Steven Tyler
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Now looks like he's permanently role playing Captain Jack Sparrow. His daughter dodged a bullet in looks department.

Gene Simmons

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There's a reason why he's always wearing sunglasses. Not to mention everyone has a negative story to tell about him.
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I always thought that Steven Tyler would have been a bit more attractive looking if he was born female. It's like God made some weird mistake.

The only original Kiss member that's kinda ok looking without the makeup is Peter Criss. They should have never taken the makeup off. Ace has got to be the worst though. He was never good looking to begin with. But he's so bloated and distorted now that he looks like a balloon animal.
TapewormSalesman said:
Anyone remember DENNY? I don't think I have the whole collection of his posts unfortunately
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That guy with the teeth has a fused central incisor. This should have been taken care of when he was a kid. If my kid's teeth looks like that I'd work five jobs to fix them. What an awful fate.
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This retard, who is a side character for a lolcow I’m currently tracking.
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How can every part of someone's body look like a potato? :cringe:
Habbiegedah said:
Lucas Steele.
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It's like aliens created an android to infiltrate humanity. Nothing about this is right.
 
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Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r said:
Sam Hyde is extremely difficult to look at. He looks like he smells very bad. I feel like the grotesqueness is played up a bit with the horrible glasses and hair but the fact is, that's how he looks, and it's an insult to my eyes.
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& @Neurotypical Mantis --
I wish now that I had preserved the dorsal nudity SH posted to his xitter some time ago -- I found it repellant not due to his lack of being ripped, but rather due to the chimpanzee-like brevity of his butt crack. Honest to Pete, it must have been a mere 2 inches, max. For the brave and stalwart researchers, it was from 1-2 years ago, and in black and white. My searches came up bupkis.
 
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Neurotypical Mantis said:
how did you not add the best picture
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PandaChai said:
Not nearly on the same level of many in this thread, but going by a couple "Hottest Celebs of 2023" lists these are supposedly some of the best looking men on earth.
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damn... he looked really good. now he has that homo habilis facial structure. why do some of these celebs go the plastic surgery way?
 
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TapewormSalesman said:
Not just suits, a lot of male (and female but that really needs a thread of its own) models are generally really odd looking these days. Was looking for a shirt for Mr. Salesman and realized that I can't really evaluate the shirt when they put the most bizarre looking individual in them, I mean, how can I look at the clothes when they put them on a guy with fucking vitiligo of all things, or pull the hotline to afterlife to call Dylan Roof to model, or get the local fashionista necromancer to reanimate the one guy that's clearly straight up dead. You're selling clothes not the person, this isn't a slave market, just put them on the most average looking individual, so we see how the garment looks on the average person, instead of staring at the model's face.
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The worst is shopping for female undergarments. No, I did not select plus size. I'm not a fan of the "Victoria's Secret" type model that's borderline anorexic and photoshopped to hell but come tf on.

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damn... he looked really good. now he has that homo habilis facial structure. why do some of these celebs go the plastic surgery way?
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He (reportedly) broke his jaw badly in a fall. He's clearly had a lot of work done but I personally think it started with attempts to correct his repaired jaw (whether that be scarring or a change in his jaw shape).
 
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