DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
That was my first thought too, that little devil must be running up the walls or some shit.
Or maybe, the more plausible explanation; Kat broke it, just like she broke everything else in the sty, and Dave is just lying so he doesn't make his soulmaid seem more retarded than he already made her out to be
It was probably a fake scripted setup. Note that we could barely hear a noise when Dave said it, but then we hear his babbling there loud and clear. Then he transitioned seamlessly into whining about everything broken in his khando.
 
Maybe Jasper is training his back claws for the day he can slit Phil's throat as revenge for getting declawed.
I have no fucking self control.png
Looking like a fat bloated bum? Nothing I can do dood, it's all the overeating and 'half-lactose intolerance' I have. How is that supposed to be my fault?
 
His fixation on 'milking' during his last Turkey Tom rant was hilarious. 'You're milking a human!'

It's especially funny considering the teats on him.
I remember one stream where someone in the chat or a superchat/cheer mentioned "human milk" and he couldn't stop laughing. It even kept going after that because he liked it so much. But of course that was a million years ago idiot, hes changed.

Checked pigpiggo: December 6, 2019 during call of duty.
Edit: yeah, yeah someone beat me to it.
Edit edit: He said "human milk" to describe milk that shouldn't be given to a cat. What he meant was cows milk because he's an autistic retard that has to add wierd, worthless qualifiers to all of his words.
 
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Phil finally gets his "totally chill" stream this morning (aka dents fell for the sob story and gave him at least $100), despite being smacked for his usual camping ass and his "busted" controller.

The universe has seemingly righted itself with Phil being a boring mess with Like a Dragon Gaiden and only $2 in tips so far.

Get a job, Phil.
 
Or maybe, the more plausible explanation; Kat broke it, just like she broke everything else in the sty, and Dave is just lying so he doesn't make his soulmaid seem more retarded than he already made her out to be
The ship has sailed there, my friend. She married him.

That said, I am continuously flummoxed by how utterly inept he is at basic household maintenance, which is right up there in at least the Top Five of required abilities for your standard Mature Adult. I'm guessing there was a typo in there and he's really just Mutt, You're A Dolt. Probably that Connecticut accent.
 
Like how many things have broken in that house ever since he moved in? I feel that house has gotten worse ever since he moved into it with all the broken things and the bug infestations.
I'm still laughing at his recent explanation that he had a large potted plant on the floor that he didn't have a drip tray under and he just kept watering it, and now the wood floor underneath where it was is warped.
 
I managed to get a gifted membership the other day and I took some screenshots of the nominations for the up coming Adpocalypse. This list is massive btw and almost all submissions are by Derich.
Sorry its all uneven it was to big for my tiny screen when editing.
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You know what they say about idle hands. Derich has something else to do now.

Did I miss GameTrekker coming back? Last I heard he gave that totally real message about him taking a break/going away/being sacrificed to the crucible. I see his name amidst the many derich submissions.
 
You know what they say about idle hands. Derich has something else to do now.

Did I miss GameTrekker coming back? Last I heard he gave that totally real message about him taking a break/going away/being sacrificed to the crucible. I see his name amidst the many derich submissions.
Whales very rarely leave. I don't doubt for a second he was still around on a sock, Noah is multiple thousand in the hole supporting Piggy and who knows how much he spends on his wacko cult mommy
 
Did I miss GameTrekker coming back? Last I heard he gave that totally real message about him taking a break/going away/being sacrificed to the crucible. I see his name amidst the many derich submissions.
I haven't seen him tip or superchat in a long time, but not surprised he's still hanging around. Possibly drawn back in by Phil returning to Street Fighter 6.
 
I'm still laughing at his recent explanation that he had a large potted plant on the floor that he didn't have a drip tray under and he just kept watering it, and now the wood floor underneath where it was is warped.
What the fuck

My expectations of his laziness was so low and somehow he went lower. How fucking lazy and stupid. What did he think would happen?
 
I managed to get a gifted membership the other day and I took some screenshots of the nominations for the up coming Adpocalypse. This list is massive btw and almost all submissions are by Derich.
Sorry its all uneven it was to big for my tiny screen when editing.
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Surprised he didn't accidentaly post a porno link in there.

I'm still laughing at his recent explanation that he had a large potted plant on the floor that he didn't have a drip tray under and he just kept watering it, and now the wood floor underneath where it was is warped.
Jesus, he really is like a cartoon character.
 
Dave is not going to like the final boss of Gaiden, you have to run through like 10 health bars and if you die once you go back to the start of the fight. I just did the fight, got to the last bar and got 1 shot by a super move due to poor dodge timing.

I sure hope Dave is going around and leveling his health and damage, otherwise he is fucked.
 
Dave is not going to like the final boss of Gaiden, you have to run through like 10 health bars and if you die once you go back to the start of the fight. I just did the fight, got to the last bar and got 1 shot by a super move due to poor dodge timing.

I sure hope Dave is going around and leveling his health and damage, otherwise he is fucked.
That's pretty optimistic, I watched him go through the Watase family yesterday and it was the definition of his boring as fuck facetanking Slug'n'Chug Yakuza "gameplay." He went through 3 fucking energy drinks when fighting every miniboss and he still managed to beat it. Didn't bother dodging, blocking or learning any of their movesets, he just spammed the light light light light heavy heavy khambo. He's probably gonna buy a shitton of healing items and beat it by a war of attrition since the bosses can't heal themselves.
 
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