Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Solid Pat Posting.


Speaking of Pat posting, whichever one of you beautiful fuckers created an "alt" account of Fatrick, bravo. Keep up the good work.
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You even got them to look up his gay porno video and use it on twitter
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Whoever runs that account, you have been promoted to absolute Chad status and have first dibs at farting in Nikki's vagina
Having a Patrick Tomlinson profile picture and getting into twitter slapfights is a legitimately sublime form of trolling, because they will ALWAYS go for attacks on the other person's looks, and there's just so much material to work with when it comes to him. You know, because he's fat.
 
Having a Patrick Tomlinson profile picture and getting into twitter slapfights is a legitimately sublime form of trolling, because they will ALWAYS go for attacks on the other person's looks, and there's just so much material to work with when it comes to him. You know, because he's fat.
His cope about it is hilarious too
"No, stlalker, they called YOU fat and ugly like a rat !"
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The mental gymnastics are gold medal tier. Pat, you're ugly and there's no escaping that. Enjoy reality.
 
More a new generation of Patposters will arise, virtually guaranteeing Pat eventually does something so hilariously stupid he wins back their affection.
It won’t take a new generation: Pat will soon make a move that earns him renewed attention. He can’t help himself.

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Lots of content warnings...so Nigerian got me blocked but Senegalese was okay. Meat grinder didn't work at all for me, maybe you can't do that and any word related to children. Also, "a man whose head is that of a pig" made me laugh and got these:


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That last one looks like it would be put in a guest bedroom of the Podesta mansion.
 
I've been able to spread the story of Fatrick IRL to both personal friends and coworkers and the universal reaction is just immense entertainment at what bizarre and retarded character fatty is.
I once let “enjoy prison stalker” slip out at work as a rebuttal to some banter and it immediately took off.

I think it’s something about his quality as a writer. It’s like listening to the autistic guy drop precisely 4 lines of pure refined fire in a deadpan monotone voice in a middle school rap battle and then immediately start sphagettifgying under the pressure as everyone dives in. The time spent on that little put down must be staggering

It really is something primal. Whatever the terrifying and sinister implications of our innate fear of tall, human-ish creatures means, Patrick is clearly the opposite. Nothing else compares. He’s like a cliche no one was hackneyed enough to write.
 
It really is something primal. Whatever the terrifying and sinister implications of our innate fear of tall, human-ish creatures means, Patrick is clearly the opposite. Nothing else compares. He’s like a cliche no one was hackneyed enough to write.
You are completely wrong, child. You remind me of the time when I was in a bar and a Nazi showed up. He started talking Nazi stuff. I stood up and said this Nazi stuff was unwelcome in my bar. He turned to me and was about to attack me, but then he realized how powerful and badass I was, and this Nazi not only left immediately, he left his katana behind because he knew how badly he had been defeated.

That is the very katana that will end the pathetic thing you call your life, child. *wields katana* nothing personnel kid
 
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Patrick got FFFFFELTED here though lol
You'd think that someone who started several lawsuits would know the difference between a crime and a tort but then again you'd think a "sci-fi writer" would know how to write and know something about science. Pat really does defy expectations.
 
The other night I dreamed I met Patrick at a house party. He was following me around, calling me a felonious stalker child and challenging me to a fight, but every time I squared up to him he would run away, before coming back and doing exactly the same thing again a couple of minutes later. This went on all evening.

I thought dreams were supposed to be surreal and weird, not an exact facsimile of exactly what would happen irl.
 
You'd think that someone who started several lawsuits would know the difference between a crime and a tort but then again you'd think a "sci-fi writer" would know how to write and know something about science. Pat really does defy expectations.
That would require cracking open a a thesaurus as well as a scientific book or going into the source section of Wikipedia, too hard, Elon rocket bad, my writing is perfect enjoy prison Child
 
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Speaking of Pat posting, whichever one of you beautiful fuckers created an "alt" account of Fatrick, bravo. Keep up the good work.
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Whoever runs that account, you have been promoted to absolute Chad status and have first dibs at farting in Nikki's vagina
Meh. I preferred the original Casino Royale with David Niven. The newer Bonds kinda sucked for me. Bond was it's own thing. The Daniel Craig ones made him just another Jason Bourne type.
Connery was the best. Or that dude in the one where his wife got killed. George Lazenby.
 
Meh. I preferred the original Casino Royale with David Niven. The newer Bonds kinda sucked for me. Bond was it's own thing. The Daniel Craig ones made him just another Jason Bourne type.
Connery was the best. Or that dude in the one where his wife got killed. George Lazenby.
Sean Connery just played himself when he played Bond. I would imagine that was because the script had Bond being boring and charmless.

There are some characters that once played by a particular actor are indelibly that actor forever on.

Thats probably why a biopic about Fatrick would be unrepresentative.
Like when Woody Harrelson played Larry Flynt, turning him into a charming rogue rather than a sleazy pimp.

Someone obese and charmless enough to play Patrick, would never make it as an actor.
 
If anyone also gets trapped in a dream like that the way to break the cycle is to find Nikkki and offer her your lap.
alternatively, if you’re a reflexive Skyrim console command opener you can spawn enough children and a pepperoni grinder to trigger the next stage of the dream. StarCraft 2 main menu niggas are shit out of luck though
 
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