Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Procrastinhater]

As of 3 hours ago, Patrick still believes that Robert Prongay is real:

The guy posting gay porn and labelling it as starring Pat probably goes a long way to convincing him that Bob Gayporn is a real dude and a blood enemy...
If someone fired up a Xitter alt named Bob Gayporn, Producer and uploaded only gay porn of that guy who looks suspiciously like Fatrick it would likely cement his belief in the retarded work Jackie the Paki has him sold on.
Confirmation bias.

I do wonder what it is about the posters that he calls "Robert" instead of childing them sets him off?
It seems to be completely random, certain posts he pulls out Gayporns power word, whereas others just get the standard childing.
I wish I knew what Pat sees that makes him think it's Gayporn, he seems to think ol' Mr Softee Jr has a hundred alts that he jumps between.
I'd also like to know why some accounts he just tells to Enjoy Prison then blocks, whereas guys like his toilet or his colon he keeps oinking at for months and never blocks them.

 

[RussianParasite]

The other night I dreamed I met Patrick at a house party. He was following me around, calling me a felonious stalker child and challenging me to a fight, but every time I squared up to him he would run away, before coming back and doing exactly the same thing again a couple of minutes later. This went on all evening.

I thought dreams were supposed to be surreal and weird, not an exact facsimile of exactly what would happen irl.

He was visiting the mean streets and house parties of the UK to develop his characters’ accents, child. Enjoy the dungeon, govnah.

 

[grapeshark77]

This slide from Jackie's speech is great, she chose "slow adult Pat with helper Nikki"



They've moved on to posting stuff from a Singapore conference so I guess it's just not happening. If she named any of her failed attempts to unmask the "stalkers" that could open them up to legal problems although they probably just realized that she was a grifter.

 

[Procrastinhater]

140 IQ.
1.2 GPA.
And being a retarded illiterate pig monster who can't spell normal grade school level words.
"Plane of the eclectic."
"Avitar."
Does not compute.

Wrong again child. As Man of Pig himself informed us, language is constantly evolving and changing over time. Pat doesn't "misspell" words, stalker, he's a trailblazer in the field of wordsmithing, as his double figure book sales show.
Sorry you can't recognize genius when you see it child.

Enjoy Prison.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

You know who it also reminded me a lot of?
Jim Sterling.

Spoiler

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I know we have a lot of people who have just recently seen the Light of the Pig after worshipping false idols, a shiny golden calf or two. There's no shame in that, you knew not the word of the Hog. This Jim Sterling guy is an example of why Rick is right when He says He's not a lolcow. They/Them be/is/are trying to be outrageous and is putting a lot of effort into it. Same thing with that runt cow who got beat down in Portugal or the one who got arrested at the Jan 6th self-led tour, he has a bigger-than-life version of himself he's trying to make money off of directly.

Our Supreme Oinker is just a horrible person. He doesn't dress up, He doesn't livestream, He doesn't have a Patreon, He just lives every day truly as Himself. There is zero effort put into anything but being fat, drunk, and angry at everyone and everything and feeling smug about it. May we all be so sure of ourselves despite constant negative feedback and financial repercussions!

This Thanksgiving, join me in prayer for our porcine prophet, the man(?) who has brought us all together to share in such joy as we've found in this fellowship. Wish Him love and success, for we know that thereby His head will get even bigger, and His fall from grace even grander. Let us all be Children of Light and Enjoy this Prison of Material Existence. We shall be as The Pig, eating and drinking as He has shown us.

PBUH (Peace be upon Ham)

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I think it’s something about his quality as a writer. I

The thing that gets most people is partly how bizarre is catchphrases are but also just the fact that he is relentless. People think I'm making up the fact that patrick sends the same tweet dozens of times a day every day for years until I show them the xitter history.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Enjoy the airlock, engineers.

Even on Ark 3, Fatrick would be tossed first. That's a sci-fi reference, Patty. You should know Douglas Adams, he's the guy you ripped off in a dozen different ways, always poorly.

I know someone like that. Big surprise, she had ADHD too.

 

[BScCollateral]

There are some characters that once played by a particular actor are indelibly that actor forever on.

When Connery left the Bond franchise, people actually wondered if Connery's career as an actor was over.
I'll forgive him Diamonds are Forever, since I don't think anything in the series touched Connery's work, with the possible exception of Man With the Golden Gun. I wonder if having an honest-to-God retired British commando on set had anything to do with it.
Admittedly, it has less to do with the actors than we usually realize.

 

[Something Awful]

Record: corrected. Patrick WILL be attending Thanksgiving celebrations, on both sides of the family. Enjoy many holidays in prison.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Someone obese and charmless enough to play Patrick, would never make it as an actor.

Tbh he sort of reminds me of Baron Harkonnen, (the gross filth worshipping Techno-S&M Fetishist floating Baron from the Lynch movie, not the cunning masterful political schemer from the book) I mean the actual Baron, not Kenneth McMillan, although going by how he played Vladimir Harkonnen in the 84 Dune movie if anyone could play Man of Pig well, McMillan would nail it.
Him or the dude who played the Stoma guy from Tiberius's Island of Capri in the uncut version of Caligula.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Bond was it's own thing. The Daniel Craig ones made him just another Jason Bourne type.
Connery was the best. Or that dude in the one where his wife got killed. George Lazenby.

What, no love for Timothy Dalton?


What about now?
What can I say, the man's charm and wit won me over.

 

[An automatic clown]

Priosn

Autocorrect can't contain this fat shits 140IQ !!! Yet he will reply smugly when _others_ make a simple spelling mistake. What a cunt.

Back under 55k ! Happy Thanksgiving KF !

 

[DumbDude43]

Watch as a man in a glass house throws a stone.
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wrong as always, jackie:

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/11/22/tech/openai-altman-returns-hnk-intl/index.html

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I love the descriptor of 'historically', as if his IQ has been regularly tested and recorded multiple times within the public sphere.

It wouldn't be the worst thing for some doctor to repeatedly test him over the course of his life to prove the thesis that the internet makes you dumber.

You'd think that someone who started several lawsuits would know the difference between a crime and a tort but then again you'd think a "sci-fi writer" would know how to write and know something about science. Pat really does defy expectations.

Leftists, and stupid people in general, don't tend to know much about legal systems and tend to reduce everything to 'the law means what I say it means, at the moment, for the convenience of what I'm saying'. Then they act shocked when they get BTFO in court or the cops ignore them.

 

[keytar]

Today I saw a guy irl who looked like Fatrick (albeit marginally less fat and retarded). Had a bit of a giggle to myself before feeling kinda bad for this random pudgy dude who probably has no idea he resembles a major lolcow

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Record: corrected. Patrick WILL be attending Thanksgiving celebrations, on both sides of the family. Enjoy many holidays in prison.

1 year ago:

I'm just glad to know Pat has taken his self-improvement process to bold new frontiers this year.

Bonus reposting of old shit I found that I thought were lost to the sands of time:

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Priosn

Autocorrect can't contain this fat shits 140IQ !!! Yet he will reply smugly when _others_ make a simple spelling mistake. What a cunt.

He's probably such an egomaniac that when his phone corrects his spelling, he manually goes back and changes it to what he wrote.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

Priosn

[snip]

Autocorrect can't contain this fat shits 140IQ !!! Yet he will reply smugly when _others_ make a simple spelling mistake. What a cunt.

I wonder if it was a spelling mistake, or a Freudian slip?
If you remove the 's' from the misspelling, you get 'prion'

The exact thing Pat has from eating all those poor, poor melanated children

 

[AnOminous]

You'd think that someone who started several lawsuits would know the difference between a crime and a tort

Not really. If you started and lost and ended up owing money to the defendant, then lost even harder and owed even more, I think it's okay to conclude you're literally a retard who doesn't know shit.

I thought dreams were supposed to be surreal and weird, not an exact facsimile of exactly what would happen irl.

If you're actually having dreams about Pigrick Fatlinson, you need to take a break.