Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patrick is still arguing with people in his replies. He's even deployed a new catchphrase to deal with the new Patposters. Enjoy the airlock, engineers.
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This is why no one anywhere should ever feel sorry for Patrick and why I laugh at his dickriders like Wacky Jackie and Shame Nokes. He is a married man in his 40s who is a published author and at one point had a steady job selling insurance. He could be spending his Sunday evening working on his car, tending his garden, making dinner with his wife, or finishing his latest book. Instead here he is being a condescending asshole to strangers on the internet because he's so arrogant, self-absorbed, and belligerent that he can't accept he's lost the argument, because he has to be right about everything and he has to have the last word no matter what. The pests would have gotten bored and quit years ago if he'd just ignored them. This thread wouldn't exist if it weren't for him waving his tiny little dick around on Twatter every time a new hot take enters his thick head. Everyone who defends his behavior or feels sorry for him needs to be reminded: he chooses to do this to himself. He could delete his Twitter right now and see a notable improvement in his quality of life and mental health, but he's too stupid and arrogant to do it.
 
Which one of you is a catholic sperging out about schismatics on reddit?
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the virus is spreading

You are demonically possessed, heathen. You have been instructed many thousands of times not to nail theses on this door. Continuing to do so constitutes heresy.
enjoy purgatory, sinner
 
Patrick is still arguing with people in his replies. He's even deployed a new catchphrase to deal with the new Patposters. Enjoy the airlock, engineers.
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I like "Enjoy the airlock." It makes me think he could snap at any second and LARP as an intergalactic space captain.

No child, I still don't owe Quasi any money. I will have my crew launch you into the cold void of outer space. Enjoy the airlock.
 
Enjoy the airlock

Christmas came early!

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Anyway, that's impressive, I wonder how much he's written in exactly one month -

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Oh. I thought it was "downhill writing", Pat?
Noooo child, great creations are not meant to be rushed. They need time to breathe in the chaos, and that's why Rick will never be replaced by AI.

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I’m sure there’s millions of theories here about what’s exactly wrong with Patrick. But has Patrick ever alluded to having any kind of mental problem? Or is it just literal fat brain? I’m really shocked at how he just can talk to experts in the field so…. Autistically…

Pat posting stonks to the moon!! (But only on NASA rockets, thank you)
 
Noooo child, great creations are not meant to be rushed. They need time to breathe in the chaos, and that's why Rick will never be replaced by AI.
Why should anyone have to wait several years to read absolute, utter shit that reads like it was written by a retard like Rick when they can read absolute, utter shit slightly better than Rick would write in several years, but in a few seconds?
 
I’m sure there’s millions of theories here about what’s exactly wrong with Patrick. But has Patrick ever alluded to having any kind of mental problem?
Rick says he has attention-deficit / hyperactivity disorder (but does not recognize it as a disorder, it's a "condition"), and has alluded to having been diagnosed with oppositional defiant disorder.

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the funny part isn't that he is wrong about rocket science
the funny part is that he is so confident in being right despite being so wrong

This is my favourite facet of fatrick's personality, it's something that pegs him as proper lolcow.
His unwillingness to even consider other people's points of view and complete refusal to ever admit being wrong, even when irrevocably proven to be, is why he will never ever improve.

You see this with many different cows, and that self-righteous self-important smugness is beyond infuriating, which is why they start to have a hate following.
I love his general assholery, whenever normies stumble into his tweets in the wild, you can see the evolution from "this guy's a retard, lemme try and educate him with fax and logik" to "I want to waterboard this corpulent faggot".
It's a great source of keks

It's funny how much of an expert he think he is. I know EEs who work on spacecrafts, have a take a few mechanical engineering courses, and aren't as confident in their knowledge of spacecrafts as Pat is.
The perfect part is that he's so stupid he doesn't recognize how easily he could prevent the cycle. If he took half the time he takes to argue with everyone and reply to all his stalkers to instead actually read about the things he wants to talk about he might by pure accident post some stuff that's right from time to time.

Instead he spends every single day like this. Another instance where he doesn't take his own advice about writing, you could easily replace him with an AI and probably get far more useful information posted to Twitter. And it'd weigh so much less too.
 
Noooo child, great creations are not meant to be rushed. They need time to breathe in the chaos, and that's why Rick will never be replaced by AI.

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Wrong as always, stalker. It's because we can't make a computer fat and dumb enough. Wait for Tiny Tim and the transgender space crab.
 
This is why no one anywhere should ever feel sorry for Patrick and why I laugh at his dickriders like Wacky Jackie and Shame Nokes.
What makes his arrogance funny to me is how he does nothing but whine. He whines and whines, but the moment someone actually stands up to him, he folds like wet cardboard. He had the financial backing of NAMBLA the SWFA and a solid reason to get identifying information of users in this thread, and when Null met him in court, he folded. Big Dick Nadolski the Based Pollack went to confront him in Hooligans, and he hid under his bedsheets. He still has the Pollack's dox, and does nothing with it. He got a police escort because he was so scared of a handful of Pests. Add on his idiot dickriders, and you realize just how impotent he is.

Russell Greer- a gimp-faced loser who can't get laid in a whorehouse- has done more to hurt us than Patrick and his sycophants combined. Patrick's the equivalent of a kid who hits a wall, gets mad because he hurt his hand, and keeps on swinging, all while insulting everyone who tells him to stop.

Some vintage cuntiness. Patrick believes that it is okay to physically assault anyone he labels as a Nazi. A Nazi being defined as "Anybody whom I, Patrick S. Tomlinson, declare to be a Nazi." Nobody is owed any further explanation.
Case in point. Patrick talks a tough game online, because it's literally the only way anyone is likely to take him seriously.
 
Plot Twist!

He took out a massive life insurance policy, or Niki tricked him into it while he was drunk. Being an insurance agent himself, he was able to get some fantastic payout potential.

Now Niki is not just letting him wind himself up, she is actively encouraging him, in the hope that he dies of a coronary and she hits the jackpot.
 
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