🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I'm starting to think Reethan really did catch AIDS from Alice. Motherfucker looks rough.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Personally, I think we've got a 'Thinner' situation going on. Ralph was particularly rude to somebody's abuela on the street so she threw a curse on him. He's going to keep losing weight until he either wastes away to nothing, or passes the curse on to someone else by tricking them into eating a pie made with some of his blood.
PPP should be wary of accepting any baked goods from Ralph.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

I'm starting to think Reethan really did catch AIDS from Alice. Motherfucker looks rough.

Ralph always looks demonic when he's losing weight. His beady black eyes, malformed gourd head and back hump really stand out on a normal human's frame.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

How's Ralph book coming? Has he gotten to the part where he gotten to the part where he tries to entice random black women on twitter to come smoke with him?

 

[Punished Puck]

He's one of the rare people that looks worse after losing all that weight

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph always looks like shit. Fat, filtered-thin, actual thin, whatever. I honestly don't know what someone like Nora saw him, although it helps when you don't live in the same country.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He's one of the rare people that looks worse after losing all that weight

The Gunt is a very unfortunate looking lady.

Whatever weight loss he’s had is not due to or accompanied by exercise but his “AH’M POOR” starvation diet as well as whatever combination of AIDS, parasites, and depression he’s got rootin’ around in his body.

How's Ralph book coming? Has he gotten to the part where he gotten to the part where he tries to entice random black women on twitter to come smoke with him?

I'm really hoping he goes into the lore of the hammer hanging out that big hole in the wall.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ralph always looks like shit. Fat, filtered-thin, actual thin, whatever. I honestly don't know what someone like Nora saw him, although it helps when you don't live in the same country.

Nora and Ralph's relationship blossomed before she knew what he looked like.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His beady black eyes, malformed gourd head and back hump really stand out on a normal human's frame.

Ralph is grotesque because some people get the looks they deserve. If he wasn’t poor he could afford lipo, excess skin removal and reconstructive surgery on his busted eye. But even if he had the money for all that, Ralph would never get up off his flat ass to lift a weight or burn a calorie. He’s going to look like shit until he dies.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

I'm starting to think Reethan really did catch AIDS from Alice. Motherfucker looks rough.

Ralph got AIDS after eating out May once the Mexico Gigolo was done with her. #FiveStarDays

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph is grotesque because some people get the looks they deserve. If he wasn’t poor he could afford lipo, excess skin removal and reconstructive surgery on his busted eye. But even if he had the money for all that, Ralph would never get up off his flat ass to lift a weight or burn a calorie. He’s going to look like shit until he dies.

He's an ugly person no matter what he does. He has a dullard's eyes, a face like a potato and a buffalo hump. No amount of cosmetic surgery or life changes can fix that.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

How's Ralph book coming? Has he gotten to the part where he gotten to the part where he tries to entice random black women on twitter to come smoke with him?

I’m waiting for him to go into detail about how he had all these bishes lined up around the block in her early 20s.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Kind of predictable yet simultaneously amazing how this, from May 27, 2002, aged with such accuracy:



All that’s missing is a “Loses phone, ID or other hard to replace items in drunken stupor” square.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I’m waiting for him to go into detail about how he had all these bishes lined up around the block in her early 20s.

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It's giving fat Minnesotan mom from 1988 energy.

 

[Rage Pig]

I think he's trying to be funny, but he only manages to come across as a colossal faggot, as usual.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think he's trying to be funny, but he only manages to come across as a colossal faggot, as usual.
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Imagine being over 20 and worrying about being “uncool,” imagine being almost 40 and using the word uncool.

Should have stuck with the gay Mexican Ralph, at least he can sympathize with not being cool anymore.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He's an ugly person no matter what he does. He has a dullard's eyes, a face like a potato and a buffalo hump. No amount of cosmetic surgery or life changes can fix that.

His cranium is like 40% larger than the average person as well. Wigger really has a big ass fucking dome. It makes him look like a cartoon character.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I think he's trying to be funny, but he only manages to come across as a colossal faggot, as usual.
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I too wish Ralph a happy thanksgiving where he gets to spend time with his family....oh wait, his blood-family is dead and he chased off of his partners with drinking and domestic abuse. Well, I hope at least he has a festive Thanksgiving where he gets to celebrate with turkey....in a third-world country that doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving, which he moved to in order to avoid his white trash law problems.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

His cranium is like 40% larger than the average person as well. Wigger really has a big ass fucking dome. It makes him look like a cartoon character.

It's an average head size, but it's on his manlet 5'1" body. It's tough.

 

[Braphamut]

Imagine being over 20 and worrying about being “uncool,” imagine being almost 40 and using the word uncool.

Should have stuck with the gay Mexican Ralph, at least he can sympathize with not being cool anymore.

Ralph gets bullied off the streets by packs of sassy Billie Eilishes.

I remember him putting a bunch of weight on 'corny' when he was breaking up with Aw-gustin' and trying to hurt his feelings. The great intolerable sin for men that wear shades indoors and have to pay bulls to run on their wives.

Jim, a man he -routinely- compared to actors and wrestlers, a behavior no one could possibly interpret as simpering or mawkish.