Skitzocow Josh Glasser / Joshua Tyler Glasser - Jewish Wizard, Weed Dealer, and Neckbeard Community College Graduate

[Pee Cola]

I'm not jewish I'm a catholic

Yep. Joshua Glasser is a good Catholic name. At least that's what my Jewish friend Seamus Murphy reckons.

 

[Catloaf]

Mate, you could've just left the thread dormant. I'm a newfag that didn't know about this threads existence... But many such cases I guess.

 

[JethroTullamore]

lolololololololololololol

 

[Mind Goblins]

Fuck my life, why does the image carousel for posts show spoilered images? All I wanted to do was laugh at his tweets in the OP and now I've seen horrors I can't unsee.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

He said he took someones anal virginity but didn't state if it was a dude or a chick. I am making the choice to believe it was a dude because this guy is a retarded faggot.

With that dick and gunt? How could he even achieve penetration? I'm assuming it was an adult ass that he took the virginity from... I also assume he wants some money so he's drumming up "hate & harassment".

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Don’t listen to the goy, keep shining you autist.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Happy Thanksgiving, I suppose lol.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I took someone's anal virginity by now please take this off

What breed was it? German Shepherd is my guess

 

[Red flaming panda]

I took someone's anal virginity by now please take this off

Thanks, very cool

 

[NotFatChild]

im just here to say I miss chimpburgers.

 

[Sandnigger]

Bro, the thread didn't have 20 posts, it was 7 years old. Nobody even cared about you to see if you continue to post on Twitter or whathaveyou.

Why did you think coming back after 7 years to tell us your a firstborn anal virginity taker was a good idea? Were you seething for 7 years and decided to blow your metaphorical load finally?

 

[Sneedmiser]

Would a thread this small even show up on search engines? Especially after suppression? Either way, perfect timing. A Jewish lolcow reemerges on the day before Thanksgiving while Israel is at war.

 

[Mankirk]

Would have been better off DMing foot pics to Null.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

If you are not Jewish, why are you in a synagogue?

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

I took someone's anal virginity by now please take this off

I'm not jewish I'm a catholic

I love Jesus

Some of you don't even have poltergeist? At least I'm a first born child!

So much for highchrist. On my dad side I'm a first born grandchild. foob has nothing... lol I'm the oldest grandchild! I want my highchrist worth!

You guys are incompetent for soc. I have a degree in it not you! Lol!

no one asked nobody cares lol

 

[beautiful person]

Necros his own fail thread with one comment and then just leaves.

Lmao, good for him, tbh.

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

I took someone's anal virginity by now please take this off

Didn't even know you existed until today.

Now I'm here to laugh at you. Cheers!

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Didn't even know you existed until today.

Now I'm here to laugh at you. Cheers!

Legit didnt know who this is until he bumped his own thread. I haven't even been in keffals thread in months nevermind this obscure fuck.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

The biggest blessing a lolcow can have is having his thread forgotten. Mr. Glasser, you threw that away just so you could tell us you fucked someone in the ass. Bravo.

 

[MarMar049]

I took someone's anal virginity

I assume this "anal virginity" you took was your own and you somehow managed to creampie your asshole.