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Fasted aka I only ate snacksNever ever change Guntress our Queen of Denial.
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This is my struggle right now.In the Nader era, when it seemed like a drug-induced heart attack would be what took her out, she was live streaming every moment she didn't have that gross snaggletooth Egyptian goblin in her mouth. We got used to the idea that her eventual death would surely be live on camera, and archived on the farms forever. It started to feel like it was our right, as long-time observers, to watch it happen.
A diabetes death is more awful, yet less dramatic, than a cardiac event. And it isn't especially fun to watch, though I do still get endless wonderment out of her bottomless and ever-worsening idiocy. Our best hope now is that Salad "Weekend at Bernie's" her for a while, to keep the gravy (ha) train coming.
Phase 2 of the cycle incoming.Never ever change Guntress our Queen of Denial.
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She never fasted EVER. She considers keeping her excessive eating off camera fasting.Fasted aka I only ate snacks
She really is, and that should terrify her.ETA: She's clickbaiting ala ALR. And she's getting as boring as ALR.
Ooh! The confetti! Can we put in a request for 24hrs of the confetti? I think it would be Sweet and Fitting for the finest cow.When she finally kicks it, all of the Farms will know—she doesn't just warrant a featured post; somebody should come up with an entire theme to commemorate the occasion.
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The fact that she believes fasting for a few days improves the quality of one's existing hair says a lot about her understanding of the human body.
I miss autophagy though.
It seems only right. I mean, Keffals got a whole ass trans theme, and we know @Null has a soft spot for Chantal - he even named one of those damn birds after her! - so she definitely needs a fun fat fuck theme with confetti. Oooh, the confetti. It's my favorite!!Ooh! The confetti! Can we put in a request for 24hrs of the confetti? I think it would be Sweet and Fitting for the finest cow.
I got an idea: a(nother) special edition of MATI: Foodie Beauty.Ooh! The confetti! Can we put in a request for 24hrs of the confetti? I think it would be Sweet and Fitting for the finest cow.
The front page raining cakes and donuts from her intro would be epic. I have no idea how to make it happen, or I'd be on it like—well, Chantal on a Nashie, or Nadar's dick.Ooh! The confetti! Can we put in a request for 24hrs of the confetti? I think it would be Sweet and Fitting for the finest cow.
I just can’t with this dumb bitch. Whatever gave her a scare was a few days ago and Chins is adapting to living with whatever it is/was. Whatever YouTube diet/diabetic/keto expert she’s following must have failed to mention carbs like potatoes, rice, pasta and bread have to be severely limited. She is beyond stupid and deserves all the diabetic misery coming her way.Fast over already?
Free GuntCare is wasted here.Fasted aka I only ate snacks
One of the many, MANY reasons why she should see a doctor is to get educated regarding how a diabetic should eat.
Diabetic diet and weight loss diet are two completely different things and Gunt only (barely) knows about the latter.
But...who am I to judge? Just enjoy those mashed potatoes Gunt, your blood sugar is already grotesquely high and you don't have much to live anyways.
Ah, if only you had free healthcare available...
And it very well may be that it's not the actual diabetes she has to worry about but heart failure which could kill her sooner. Her breathing gets worse by the day and she struggles to breathe just sitting down. It's hard to tell how much of her gigantic stomach is pure fat versus fluid. She could very well just drop dead one day. It happened to my dad and he was nowhere near the shape she's in. He didn't have the health issues she does. He got up to get his morning cup of coffee and collapsed and that was it. It truly does happen that fast sometimes.Chantal believes fasting is while asleep, nothing more. When awake, I don’t believe she goes 5 minutes without eating something.
That water fast was as big a joke as last time. And the time before that. She lied about every single one.
She’s not going to follow a single thing concerning diabetes. I’m not even sure she saw a real doctor. Much like everything else, she gets her medical & life advice from you-tube.
All you have to do is look at her to see things are not going well. She is grotesquely fat, can’t breathe, can’t walk, can’t see & she needs dental work badly.
But, nothing stops her from eating enough to feed a family. She is deteriorating day by day. The longer she puts off medicine & a diet overhaul, the sooner she is digging her own grave.
Not only can’t she afford to get back to Canada, she may die on the flight. Salad boy better have a backup plan.
She can’t reverse this, nor does she want to. Food is her life, & she will die with a mouthful.
They use robots these days on the super duper fatties. They only need to physically make the initial cut, insert the robotic arms, then operate from a computer console, and stitch the skin closed after removing the robotic arms. Chantal would need to find a hospital with a Da Vinci Robot qualified bariatric surgeon.Even assisted by gravity, she is so fucking large that a gastric bypass surgeon would literally both need a ladder and have to reach shoulder-deep through dense, slippery adipose tissue just to reach the stomach.
The opposite is true. Denying the body food causes hair lossWe've already seen Chantals' luscious wig....um...hair in the infamous hijab slip of 2023. If she thinks the water fast will improve her hair even more than that, she will end up with the powers of Samson himself.
And after about three months, they have significant hair loss, which usually grows back once they are able to increase their protein intake.People with gastric surgery lose about 30-40 lbs within a month by just eating soup/mashed potatoes consistency type meals each day until they're able to go to solids. In extremely small portions no less, like about 3 full teeth scraping chomps from Gunt type size.
I don’t believe she’s that big. I‘d guess around 430-450lbWhat, you don't believe this midget is 500 pounds?
Same, but sadly many people wouldn’t even believe that. ALRs bariatric clinic weighins were still questioned by many .But I will never believe an accurate weight until I see it filmed live in a hospital with her holding up that day's newspaper. (Which will never happen)
They do allow diabetics residency. They don’t allow a very rare form of diabetes called “brittle diabetes”. A controlled diabetic is allowed residency, but for now Chantal is far from controlled at this stage.Kuwait does not allow diabetics residency, and if Chantal accepts medication - even from a clinic - they will log it, file it, and any itsy bitsy chance she had at a genuine family visa under Salah’s iqama is gone
Guess I have my answer.Do we think Chantal knows that potatoes, rice, pasta, ramen noodles etc are carbs and have no place in a diabetics diet? I doubt it!
She’s following Dr Berg, chiropractor, Scientologist, “keto and intermittent fasting cures all“, “all medications are evil”, likely anti-vax, quack!Whatever YouTube diet/diabetic/keto expert she’s following must have failed to mention carbs like potatoes, rice, pasta and bread have to be severely limited. She is beyond stupid and deserves all the diabetic misery coming her way.
While I see her doing this in future, I do believe she wouldn’t be taking meds now. She’s right in that they can cause significant gastric discomfort which we know she’ll try to avoid. Eventually she’s going to have to accept the inevitable and start on meds, and it’s very possible she’ll try to hide it, and claim victory over her diabetes again. In truth though, her readings are so high, she’ll never achieve a medication free normal A1c again in her remaining lifetime.Option 2 - Chantal lies.
- She started taking diabetic medication a few days ago and plans to prove all the haydurs wrong by curing her health issues 'naturally'. She tried to fast a bit and it caused her sugars to spike, due to her medication.
She never saw a doctor, at least not in person. She might have talked to a phone healthline person if they have those in Kuwait. She will absolutely rely on YouTube creators for advice without checking their credentials to give advice in the first place. She’s not fronting up to a drs scale if she can avoid it, and Salah will back her decision to get free advice off the internet to save money. The most she’ll pay for is maybe a creators book, which even then she won’t read past the introduction.She’s not going to follow a single thing concerning diabetes. I’m not even sure she saw a real doctor. Much like everything else, she gets her medical & life advice from you-tube.
Yep... all gone.I wish she'd fucking drop dead already so we don't have to suffer through 300 more pages of people saying diabetes is bad and will definitely kill her any time between now and the year 2025. With a touch of "or heart failure!" interjected every few pages to remind us there other medical issues that could kill her at any moment.
I miss laughing at what a dirty gunt she is. We never knew how good we had it until it was gone.
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I just had a conversation with my vet a couple weeks ago as my dog is getting older and close to that time. I felt bad then, too, because I had to admit I prefer when death is an event, rather than a process. I don't have the patience for a long drawn-out process and every death I've experienced in my life, including of my dad, has been a sudden event. It just....happens, and then you move on. There's not weeks or months leading up to this slow die off.
It happened to my dad and he was nowhere near the shape she's in. He didn't have the health issues she does. He got up to get his morning cup of coffee and collapsed and that was it. It truly does happen that fast sometimes.