Skitzocow Josh Glasser / Joshua Tyler Glasser - Jewish Wizard, Weed Dealer, and Neckbeard Community College Graduate

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glasserjoshua8 said:
I took someone's anal virginity by now please take this off

I'm not jewish I'm a catholic

I love Jesus

Some of you don't even have poltergeist? At least I'm a first born child!

So much for highchrist. On my dad side I'm a first born grandchild. foob has nothing... lol I'm the oldest grandchild! I want my highchrist worth!

You guys are incompetent for soc. I have a degree in it not you! Lol!


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You are such a disgusting fag lol, and you look like pedo Jared Genesis.
 
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glasserjoshua8 said:
I took someone's anal virginity by now please take this off

I'm not jewish I'm a catholic

I love Jesus

Some of you don't even have poltergeist? At least I'm a first born child!

So much for highchrist. On my dad side I'm a first born grandchild. foob has nothing... lol I'm the oldest grandchild! I want my highchrist worth!

You guys are incompetent for soc. I have a degree in it not you! Lol!


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You need a psychiatrist, Jesus can't help you now. Spirit of God left you.
 
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S1apSh0es said:
If this is the case, I feel bad for the guy. AFAIK, he's no longer active or behaves online like he did in 2016. Doesn't have his meds once a year and he sticks his dick in a sleeping hornets nest :ow:
We don't have any info on the last seven years of his life. My brief research didn't find anything and for all we know this guy is a well adjust member of society.

@Null, if this was the case, would you ever delete his thread? It seems he meets several of the criteria in the Courtesy Removals section
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he posted here because he has a humiliation fetish and is sexually aroused by people seeing his face and dick and making fun of him. thread shouldnt be deleted but people should keep in mind that josh's small peepee is getting harder the more people insult him.
 
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You all are over reacting
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Kirby said:
he posted here because he has a humiliation fetish and is sexually aroused by people seeing his face and dick and making fun of him. thread shouldnt be deleted but people should keep in mind that josh's small peepee is getting harder the more people insult him.
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Him getting off to people pointing out his numerous and probably in-correctable deficiencies is probably the best kink we can ask for from him. In a more loving world he would have been sent off to be worked to death in the coal mines, but we don't live in the kind of world that could properly help him achieve self-actualization, I can just picture him, everyone would call him "stinky" with that dumb shit chompin' grin, miner's helmet with broken light, and the fat folds in his neck caked with grimy soot. He'd be worked to death by the overseer with other such tards, but he'd perform his job with devotion. He'd run around, black and bleeding, his lungs caked with crusty charcoal as every breathe feels like broken glass... but still he smiles. He'd run around delivering buckets of dynamite in one hand and a roaring torch in the other to light his path. He'd be fed nothing but moldy bread and Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel, but still he'd smile. He'd slowly get skinny, from lack of food and from the dysentery, until he was finally deflated and there was nothing on him but gristle, sinew, and bone. He'd somehow have gotten through his true purpose in life without getting anyone killed in those mines, and when his full utility was extracted from him, he'd be thrown down a mine shaft with all the garbage. I can picture him as his broken body falls, still smiling--because he has an Associate of Arts in Social Studies, and they were all incompetent in soc, and he had a degree in it, not them...

Splat.
 
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Merton J. Dingle said:
This fat bastard looks a lot like Private Pyle. He should take a page out of his book by sticking an M14 in his mouth and squeezing the trigger.
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Dante Alighieri said:
Fucking wigger looks like whatshisname from Fullmetal Jacket
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The Doctor said:
I don't like the name Glasser, only faggots and sailors are called Glasser. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
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"Hi... kiwis."
Are those... live rounds?
"Seven-six-two millimeter, full... metal... jacket."
Glasser, if Null comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit.
"I AM... in a world... of shit."
 
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glasserjoshua8 said:
I took someone's anal virginity by now please take this off

I'm not jewish I'm a catholic

I love Jesus

Some of you don't even have poltergeist? At least I'm a first born child!

So much for highchrist. On my dad side I'm a first born grandchild. foob has nothing... lol I'm the oldest grandchild! I want my highchrist worth!

You guys are incompetent for soc. I have a degree in it not you! Lol!


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I would not have sex with you, and I'd pretty much have sex with anyone.
 
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glasserjoshua8 said:
I took someone's anal virginity by now please take this off

I'm not jewish I'm a catholic

I love Jesus

Some of you don't even have poltergeist? At least I'm a first born child!

So much for highchrist. On my dad side I'm a first born grandchild. foob has nothing... lol I'm the oldest grandchild! I want my highchrist worth!

You guys are incompetent for soc. I have a degree in it not you! Lol!


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Is this some troll account?
 
I had a chuckle but I feel like this dude just wants people laughing at him cause it gets him off or something, I wouldn't pay him any attention from here on out until he does something completely fucking stupid, otherwise it just feeds into his Attention seeking behavior.

Why else would he revive this fucking 6 year old thread?
 
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