Skitzocow Josh Glasser / Joshua Tyler Glasser - Jewish Wizard, Weed Dealer, and Neckbeard Community College Graduate

[Devout Muslim]

I took someone's anal virginity

I'm a catholic

Nigga no u aint

I've been too lazy to actually log in, until now, so congrats on being a motivating and inspiring figure. I'm not gonna open this guy's dick pics, but based on his face I feel safe to assume he's the "'ick on 'eck" guy from /v/.

If you click any of the other images in that post it auto-previews the NSFWd photo in the image scroller. It’s quite small.

 

[The Doctor]

I don't like the name Glasser, only faggots and sailors are called Glasser. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I don't like the name Glasser, only faggots and sailors are called Glasser. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

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Yeah but Vincent D'Onofrio could at least be charming. This fat Jewish faggot looks like he's missing several chromosomes.

 

[º¿º™]

Once a yucky jew always a yucky jew.

 

[Woodchipper]

Nigga no u aint

My brother in Allah, the Catholics are polytheisticic heathens and thusly engage in unnatural acts.
Their women even famously live by, may The Almighty forgive me for uttering this phrase, the "poophole loophole"

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Why are so many lolcows named Josh?

Ask @Null.

 

[purpleflurp]

I don't like the name Glasser, only faggots and sailors are called Glasser. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

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That faggot must live on a diet of rocks and Diet Coke to get his teeth like that

 

[Afinepickle]

Man it's always entertaining when schizoposters revive their own threads by insisting on posting 'updates' and 'clarifications' for shit that nobody gives s single fuck about except them.

 

[Northern Blockhead]

How does one describe the phenomenon of self a-logging?

 

[Depressed_Oni]

I don't like the name Glasser, only faggots and sailors are called Glasser. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

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Holy shit he looks like he has spent his whole life chewing asshole and bricks.

 

[Begemot]

>one post and leaves
>seven pages in reply
I think he's winning.

Josh, pls stop....

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Oh this is the guy I sent Chimpburgers so long ago. He never would make it out of prospering grounds now.
I miss Chimpburgers, who could dox a turkey sandwich.

 

[Devout Muslim]

My brother in Allah, the Catholics are polytheisticic heathens and thusly engage in unnatural acts.
Their women even famously live by, may The Almighty forgive me for uttering this phrase, the "poophole loophole"

My brother you are thinking of the vile and detestable inhabitants of the putrid hellscape that is Utah.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I took someone's anal virginity by now please take this off

I'm not jewish I'm a catholic

I love Jesus

Some of you don't even have poltergeist? At least I'm a first born child!

So much for highchrist. On my dad side I'm a first born grandchild. foob has nothing... lol I'm the oldest grandchild! I want my highchrist worth!

You guys are incompetent for soc. I have a degree in it not you! Lol!

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These messages and their attachments were originally made as 8 separate posts.

This has to be the record for longest necroposting time.

 

[Lokenstien]

>Join farms
>resurrect 7 year old inactive thread about yourself
>Do so by Octoposting schizo religious nonsense and taking anal virginities
>upload photo of social science community college degree
>upload photos of your fat bald ugly mug
>leaves

Brilliant work. Can't wait to see y'all in 2030.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

No one knew who this nigga was before he put on the mask necro'ed the thread, but is anyone actually surprised it was anal?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Something about this guy gives me "scat muncher" vibes. Planting this flag here in case it turns out to be true.

 

[Swole McPole]

Their women even famously live by, may The Almighty forgive me for uttering this phrase, the "poophole loophole"

All true Muslims know there is only one genuine loophole -- and that's the one that involves donkeys, goats and camels.

 

[beautiful person]

>one post and leaves
>seven pages in reply
I think he's winning.

Pages of people legitimately seething at him as if he gives a fuck makes this thread extra quality.

 

[Woodchipper]

My brother you are thinking of the vile and detestable inhabitants of the putrid hellscape that is Utah.

Cursed be they, ye.

Anyway, I'll be back if the thread turns out to be anything other than a tarded drive-by